1 November 2010
"Dogs are stinky". And for an opposing viewpoint, here's Odie. Just as soon as he's done rolling in whatever it is over there.
2 November 2010
What'cha doing, Jon? I'm tryiong to read! Any luck? Go away! If you insist.
3 November 2010
I carry a picture of Liz wherever I go. How sweet. Insane, but sweet.
4 November 2010
The Cat Network presents... "The World's Greatest Hairballs"! What are you watching? Nothing I can't top.
5 November 2010
BOOT Uh...nope. CRASH! Someday we'll achieve orbit.
6 November 2010
WHACK! WHACK! It just wouldn't be autumn without our little traditions... WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK
7 November 2010
And now tonight's feature... "Earth Versus The Spider" Don't you guys have this on DVD?
8 November 2010
Hey, cat, are you ugly for a reason, or were you born that way?! SMACK! You momma's so fat... Give it a rest, Larry.
9 November 2010
SMACK! Ha! Missed me! Then how come you're all flat? Uh, Gravity is getting stronger?
10 November 2010
If you squish me, I shall become famous! They will hold an annual day of remembrance in my honor, you fat slob! Does anyone here know WHY we celebrate "National Stupid Day"?
11 November 2010
You squash me, and I'll tell my cousin, "Fang"! GEEEEEEE, I'm scared. FANG! hop hop Okay, maybe a touch scared.
12 November 2010
It's spider-stomping time! It is? STOMP! My watch must be slow.
13 November 2010
SCHLAP! ICK! Never jump into a pile of wet leaves. YAAAHH!
14 November 2010
I'm not myself until my first cup of coffee. SLUP Better.
15 November 2010
Z I am SO going to get blamed for this.
16 November 2010
Someday I will be a tall tree. Someday I will climb you. Somebody just chop me down now!
17 November 2010
Hello? Do I own a cat? No. Nobody "owns" a cat.
18 November 2010
shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle Could you be more annoying? Scratcha the backa?
19 November 2010
I wonder if Odie is up to no good. Dogs are so hard to read.
20 November 2010
21 November 2010
Kids, remember, crime does not pay! Although it can be pretty tasty.
22 November 2010
What are you up to, Garfield? Huh? Who, me? Nothing! You could've let me know she was standing there.
23 November 2010
Odie will now reveal the secret to a happy life. You may prefer to remain unhappy.
24 November 2010
The cooking gods are angry with me again. And for your penance, thou shalt order pizza.
25 November 2010
I'm going out with Liz. And I'll be staying home with the ham. What's that in the back seat, Jon? Tomorrow night's dinner.
26 November 2010
Hey, this menu is in French! You're holding it upside down. Oh, yeah! Can I still order the beef stew? If you like.
27 November 2010
No...what? You did what? ...ALL of it?! Wow, Liz...that's AMAZING! Good for you! Okay...bye. AAARRRRGGHH! She's finished her Christmas shopping already! You contain your glee well.
28 November 2010
Boy, the mall was brutal today. It was so packed, the food court ran out of food. Just like the time you were there. I remember that day fondly.
29 November 2010
Look, Mrs. Feeny is making a snowman! No...it's just a giant snowball. Wait...is that a catapult? I'll be in the bomb shelter.
30 November 2010