1 November 2010
"Dogs are stinky". - And for an opposing viewpoint, here's Odie. - Just as soon as he's done rolling in whatever it is over there.
2 November 2010
What'cha doing, Jon? I'm tryiong to read! - Any luck? Go away! - If you insist.
3 November 2010
I carry a picture of Liz wherever I go. - How sweet. - Insane, but sweet.
4 November 2010
The Cat Network presents... - "The World's Greatest Hairballs"! - What are you watching? Nothing I can't top.
5 November 2010
BOOT - Uh...nope. - CRASH! Someday we'll achieve orbit.
6 November 2010
- - WHACK! - - WHACK! - - It just wouldn't be autumn without our little traditions... WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK
7 November 2010
And now tonight's feature... - "Earth Versus The Spider" - Don't you guys have this on DVD?
8 November 2010
Hey, cat, are you ugly for a reason, or were you born that way?! - SMACK! - You momma's so fat... Give it a rest, Larry.
9 November 2010
SMACK! - Ha! Missed me! - Then how come you're all flat? Uh, Gravity is getting stronger?
10 November 2010
If you squish me, I shall become famous! - They will hold an annual day of remembrance in my honor, you fat slob! - Does anyone here know WHY we celebrate "National Stupid Day"?
11 November 2010
You squash me, and I'll tell my cousin, "Fang"! - GEEEEEEE, I'm scared. FANG! - hop hop Okay, maybe a touch scared.
12 November 2010
It's spider-stomping time! It is? - STOMP! - My watch must be slow.
13 November 2010
- - - - SCHLAP! - ICK! - Never jump into a pile of wet leaves. YAAAHH!
14 November 2010
I'm not myself until my first cup of coffee. - SLUP - Better.
15 November 2010
- Z - I am SO going to get blamed for this.
16 November 2010
Someday I will be a tall tree. - Someday I will climb you. - Somebody just chop me down now!
17 November 2010
Hello? - Do I own a cat? - No. Nobody "owns" a cat.
18 November 2010
shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle - shuffle shuffle shuffle - Could you be more annoying? Scratcha the backa?
19 November 2010
I wonder if Odie is up to no good. - - Dogs are so hard to read.
20 November 2010
ham...potato dumplings... - Fruit salad...winter squash...potato and ham soup...twice-baked potatos...potato pancakes... - Pecan pie...pumpkin pie...sweet potato pie... - HEY! THOSE ARE MY CAr KEYS! Come with me or take the bus, pal.
21 November 2010
Kids, remember, crime does not pay! - - Although it can be pretty tasty.
22 November 2010
What are you up to, Garfield? - Huh? Who, me? Nothing! - You could've let me know she was standing there.
23 November 2010
Odie will now reveal the secret to a happy life. - - You may prefer to remain unhappy.
24 November 2010
- - The cooking gods are angry with me again. And for your penance, thou shalt order pizza.
25 November 2010
I'm going out with Liz. - And I'll be staying home with the ham. - What's that in the back seat, Jon? Tomorrow night's dinner.
26 November 2010
Hey, this menu is in French! You're holding it upside down. - Oh, yeah! - Can I still order the beef stew? If you like.
27 November 2010
No...what? - You did what? ...ALL of it?! - Wow, Liz...that's AMAZING! Good for you! - Okay...bye. - - AAARRRRGGHH! - She's finished her Christmas shopping already! You contain your glee well.
28 November 2010
Boy, the mall was brutal today. - It was so packed, the food court ran out of food. - Just like the time you were there. I remember that day fondly.
29 November 2010
Look, Mrs. Feeny is making a snowman! - No...it's just a giant snowball. - Wait...is that a catapult? I'll be in the bomb shelter.
30 November 2010