Sant knows when you've been bad. - - Maybe I could cop a plea bargain.
1 December 2010
Garfield, don't you think you're overdoing the "good boy" routine for Santa? - ...Garfield? - Your slippers, sir? You're freaking me out.
2 December 2010
I got a Christmas card, Garfield. - I bet it's from my mother. How do you know that? - It's addressed to "Sissy Boy". Maybe it's from your health club.
3 December 2010
- Ow. - Impressive. I think I strained my spinner.
4 December 2010
A little to the right... - A little to the left... - A little more to the left... - Okay, now a bit to the right... - And jussssst a touch back to the left...little more... - Annnnt...THERE! Stop! - Perfect! Help. See you in january.
5 December 2010
Don't eat those Christmas cookies! - They're for company. - Should I go out and knock first?
6 December 2010
You ate all the Christmas cookies! So did I! - So, what are you going to do about it? - I'm telling Santa. WAIT! I'M SORRY! I'LL MAKE SOME MORE! I'LL LEARN TO BAKE!
7 December 2010
You'd better shape up, buddy boy... Yeah, yeah... - Or I'm calling Santa! No, you won't. - I cut the phone lines.
8 December 2010
Rudolph, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? - Get with it, chubs. Use this. - Cool! A GPS! I feel old.
9 December 2010
Merry Christmas, Jon! - I'm giving you the "Box of Mystery"! - It's empty. And now you've ruined it!
10 December 2010
- - I look good in red.
11 December 2010
All right, Garfield! - That's it! I'm calling Santa! - bip bip beep boop bip beep And I'm telling him what you did! - You have reached the north pole "naughty line". - We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls... - Please stay on
12 December 2010
...every Christmas, dad would go out and chop down a tree for us... Not again. - Then one year the bark beetles comae. Make it stop. - Tinsel on an elk rack just ain't the same. MAybe I should hit him with a yule log.
13 December 2010
Have you been working on your Christmas list? Done, and done. - I already e-mailed it to Santa. - He got through the firewall again, sir. Man, that cat can hack.
14 December 2010
HO! HO! H- - THONK! - "The cristmas they left the flue shut" will return. Little help here! I think they're running out of plots.
15 December 2010
What would you like for Christmas, Liz? Oh, I don't know... - Surprise me! - I'm doomed. No surprise THERE.
16 December 2010
Maybe a dress for Liz...but I don't know her size. Think I should ask her? - - Oh, look. Walnut cheese balls. Smart boy.
17 December 2010
- SMOOCH - Gotcha.
18 December 2010
- Weeks Ago: Ah! - bip bip boop beep boop boop bip - I'd like to order a present for my boyfriend... - It's the one on page 32... my credit card number is... - There! That was easy. - Now: Think she'd like a pressure gauge? We're BACHELORS,
19 December 2010
Think Liz would like a fish finder for Christmas? - - Well, excuse me for not thinking like a girl! Funny...you run like one.
20 December 2010
I STILL don't know what to get Liz. - I think I'll consult with an expert... - ...And she's about this tall. SECURITY!
21 December 2010
Liz, I'm really stuck on your Christmas present. - You've got to give me a hint! I like pink. - Does that help? She likes pink.That narrows it to the grapefruit family...
22 December 2010
Maybe Liz would like some perfume. - "Eau de Wowie-Wow-Wow" - Sounds potent. "May cause excessive drooling in men."
23 December 2010
"Mucho macho musk ox mist for men". - "Guaranteed to drive women insane". spritz spritz - Kiss me, or I'll punch your lights out! By golly it works!
24 December 2010
Merry Christmas, Liz. Oh, Jon! A music box! - It plays the "Be My Lederhosen Baby" polka! Uh...wow. - See? The little ballerina has an accordion! I have a friend who can bury that for you.
25 December 2010
Sigh - The day after Christmas is always so quiet and peaceful... - And the excitement has died down... - All the presents have been unwrapped... - All the carols have been sung... - All the cookies have been scarfed... - WAAAAAAAHHHH
26 December 2010
So what does an elf like you do with the rest of your year? - I spend it working on my game. And that would be? - Miniature golf. Bah-da bum.
27 December 2010
Liz is gonna LOVE my new sweater! - tug tug pull pull - How do I look? Electrifying.
28 December 2010
- New hats! - Saaame weirdo.
29 December 2010
Just look at me. What do I have to show for myself? - - Me!
30 December 2010
Look, Garfield! Mr. Barrow has his gorilla suit on! - Now he's climbing up the side of his house. - Here comes the banana dance. I'll watch just this once.
31 December 2010