Who wants to scratch me behind the ears? Ah! A volunteer!
1 February 2010
Garfield! GARFIELD! Didn't you hear me calling you? I assumed you were shouting my name for the sheer pleasure of it.
2 February 2010
I have a headache. You have a head? Please! Don't make me think! Sorry.
3 February 2010
Jon! I missed you! Now I miss missing you.
4 February 2010
Let's do something. Like what? Something fun! No way! You know how I hate trying new thinga.
5 February 2010
Maybe Jon would treat me nicer... If I treated HIM nicer. Or, I could just fake an injury. You okay, pal?
6 February 2010
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7 February 2010
SLAM! THAT was a short date. Liz sent me home to change. My eyes!
8 February 2010
*click* send How about that? Burn the jacket!
9 February 2010
There's no WAY you can't like THIS suit! Is this a genetic thing? No, it's seersucker. Tiddy boom.
10 February 2010
Okay, I'm ready to go out! NO plaid. How about now? NO tie-dye. I told you, NO ugly ANYTHING. Poof! There went the whole wardrobe!
11 February 2010
Hey! Here's a clean shirt! I don't know why I've never worn this one... SPOOT!
12 February 2010
Liz thinks I have no fashion sense. Well, I'll show her! Where's my paisley ascot? I'd better close the drapes.
13 February 2010
Chez EATS I bet Garfield was a cute kitten. Oh, he was... Wanna see a picture? You keep a picture of your cat as a kitten...in your wallet? Sure! SMOOOOOCH I owe you one, Garfield. Lips that touch vets shall never touch mine!
14 February 2010
Sorry I'm late! I lost track of the time! I will not dignify that comment with a response. "Lost track of time"...get it?
15 February 2010
Welcome to our humble home! And boooooooy, is this place humble.
16 February 2010
It's good to be alive! I agree. Not great..."good".
17 February 2010
You know what the world needs more of? Frosting? Niceness. With frosting on it!
18 February 2010
I've been awake for 72 hours! Not in a row, mind you, but that's still a lot!
19 February 2010
Ever want want anything you know you can't have, Garfield? Yup. -like morality? Nope. -like fame? Like 25 hours of sleep every day!
20 February 2010
Beware Of The Dog Pick a card...any card...go ahead! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! It's the three of clubs! Nope. Yes, it is! No, it isn't. BARK! BARK! BARK! I knew this would turn ugly.
21 February 2010
Level one: YAAAAHH! Level one: EEEEEEK! Level one: AIIIIYYYEE! Level one: GAAAHHH! How's the video game going?
22 February 2010
Here we go... Level one: YAAAAGGHH! Impressive graphics. It says you're supposed to reattach your head and try again.
23 February 2010
You must save the princess. Choose your character. BOOP "Sir Whines-A-Lot"?! That's the one I always choose! I want to be Sir Whines-A-Lot!! Talk about your type-casting.
24 February 2010
O.L., you have a choice here...you can either squish my guy, or take the chest full of gold coins! sQUISH! Why? Money isn't everything.
25 February 2010
Congratulations! You saved the princess! -
26 February 2010
Congratilations! You saved the princess! -
27 February 2010
Sigh... I keep a framed picture of Liz beside my bed... She's the screen saver on my computer, too. Plus, I carry a snapshot of her in my wallet... And I put her picture on my cell phone. I guess I just can't get enough of her. Ihear you, man. I feel the
28 February 2010