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Garfield

Who wants to scratch me behind the ears? Ah! A volunteer!

1 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! GARFIELD! Didn't you hear me calling you? I assumed you were shouting my name for the sheer pleasure of it.

2 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

I have a headache. You have a head? Please! Don't make me think! Sorry.

3 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Jon! I missed you! Now I miss missing you.

4 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Let's do something. Like what? Something fun! No way! You know how I hate trying new thinga.

5 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Maybe Jon would treat me nicer... If I treated HIM nicer. Or, I could just fake an injury. You okay, pal?

6 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

And now, a word from our sponsor. Friends, how many times has THIS happened to YOU? BAM! BAM! BAM! GAAAHHH! MY THUMB!!! *BUMP* SSSSSS YAAHH! HOT STOVE!! WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGGA AGGA AGGA AGGA NECKTIE IN THE BLENDER!!! If this is YOU,then you need Honko's C

7 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! THAT was a short date. Liz sent me home to change. My eyes!

8 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

*click* send How about that? Burn the jacket!

9 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

There's no WAY you can't like THIS suit! Is this a genetic thing? No, it's seersucker. Tiddy boom.

10 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Okay, I'm ready to go out! NO plaid. How about now? NO tie-dye. I told you, NO ugly ANYTHING. Poof! There went the whole wardrobe!

11 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hey! Here's a clean shirt! I don't know why I've never worn this one... SPOOT!

12 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Liz thinks I have no fashion sense. Well, I'll show her! Where's my paisley ascot? I'd better close the drapes.

13 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Chez EATS I bet Garfield was a cute kitten. Oh, he was... Wanna see a picture? You keep a picture of your cat as a kitten...in your wallet? Sure! SMOOOOOCH I owe you one, Garfield. Lips that touch vets shall never touch mine!

14 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Sorry I'm late! I lost track of the time! I will not dignify that comment with a response. "Lost track of time"...get it?

15 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to our humble home! And boooooooy, is this place humble.

16 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

It's good to be alive! I agree. Not great..."good".

17 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

You know what the world needs more of? Frosting? Niceness. With frosting on it!

18 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

I've been awake for 72 hours! Not in a row, mind you, but that's still a lot!

19 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Ever want want anything you know you can't have, Garfield? Yup. -like morality? Nope. -like fame? Like 25 hours of sleep every day!

20 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Pick a card...any card...go ahead! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! It's the three of clubs! Nope. Yes, it is! No, it isn't. BARK! BARK! BARK! I knew this would turn ugly.

21 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Level one: YAAAAHH! Level one: EEEEEEK! Level one: AIIIIYYYEE! Level one: GAAAHHH! How's the video game going?

22 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Here we go... Level one: YAAAAGGHH! Impressive graphics. It says you're supposed to reattach your head and try again.

23 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

You must save the princess. Choose your character. BOOP "Sir Whines-A-Lot"?! That's the one I always choose! I want to be Sir Whines-A-Lot!! Talk about your type-casting.

24 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

O.L., you have a choice here...you can either squish my guy, or take the chest full of gold coins! sQUISH! Why? Money isn't everything.

25 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Congratulations! You saved the princess! -

26 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Congratilations! You saved the princess! -

27 February 2010
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... I keep a framed picture of Liz beside my bed... She's the screen saver on my computer, too. Plus, I carry a snapshot of her in my wallet... And I put her picture on my cell phone. I guess I just can't get enough of her. Ihear you, man. I feel the

28 February 2010
 




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