Who wants to scratch me behind the ears? - - Ah! A volunteer!
1 February 2010
Garfield! - GARFIELD! - Didn't you hear me calling you? I assumed you were shouting my name for the sheer pleasure of it.
2 February 2010
I have a headache. - You have a head? - Please! Don't make me think! Sorry.
3 February 2010
Jon! I missed you! - - Now I miss missing you.
4 February 2010
Let's do something. Like what? - Something fun! No way! - You know how I hate trying new thinga.
5 February 2010
Maybe Jon would treat me nicer... - If I treated HIM nicer. - Or, I could just fake an injury. You okay, pal?
6 February 2010
And now, a word from our sponsor. - Friends, how many times has THIS happened to YOU? - BAM! BAM! BAM! GAAAHHH! MY THUMB!!! - *BUMP* SSSSSS YAAHH! HOT STOVE!! - WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGGA AGGA AGGA AGGA NECKTIE IN THE BLENDER!!! - If this is YOU,
7 February 2010
SLAM! - THAT was a short date. - Liz sent me home to change. My eyes!
8 February 2010
*click* - send - How about that? Burn the jacket!
9 February 2010
There's no WAY you can't like THIS suit! - - Is this a genetic thing? No, it's seersucker. Tiddy boom.
10 February 2010
Okay, I'm ready to go out! NO plaid. - How about now? NO tie-dye. - I told you, NO ugly ANYTHING. Poof! There went the whole wardrobe!
11 February 2010
Hey! Here's a clean shirt! - I don't know why I've never worn this one... - SPOOT!
12 February 2010
Liz thinks I have no fashion sense. - Well, I'll show her! - Where's my paisley ascot? I'd better close the drapes.
13 February 2010
Chez EATS - I bet Garfield was a cute kitten. Oh, he was... - Wanna see a picture? - You keep a picture of your cat as a kitten...in your wallet? Sure! - - SMOOOOOCH - I owe you one, Garfield. Lips that touch vets shall never touch mine!
14 February 2010
Sorry I'm late! - I lost track of the time! - I will not dignify that comment with a response. "Lost track of time"...get it?
15 February 2010
Welcome to our humble home! - - And boooooooy, is this place humble.
16 February 2010
It's good to be alive! - I agree. - Not great..."good".
17 February 2010
You know what the world needs more of? - Frosting? - Niceness. With frosting on it!
18 February 2010
I've been awake for 72 hours! - - Not in a row, mind you, but that's still a lot!
19 February 2010
Ever want want anything you know you can't have, Garfield? Yup. - -like morality? Nope. - -like fame? Like 25 hours of sleep every day!
20 February 2010
- Beware Of The Dog - Pick a card...any card...go ahead! - Don't tell me! Don't tell me! - It's the three of clubs! Nope. - Yes, it is! No, it isn't. - BARK! BARK! BARK! I knew this would turn ugly.
21 February 2010
Level one: YAAAAHH! - Level one: EEEEEEK! Level one: AIIIIYYYEE! Level one: GAAAHHH! - How's the video game going?
22 February 2010
Here we go... Level one: - YAAAAGGHH! - Impressive graphics. It says you're supposed to reattach your head and try again.
23 February 2010
You must save the princess. Choose your character. BOOP - "Sir Whines-A-Lot"?! That's the one I always choose! - I want to be Sir Whines-A-Lot!! Talk about your type-casting.
24 February 2010
O.L., you have a choice here...you can either squish my guy, or take the chest full of gold coins! - sQUISH! - Why? Money isn't everything.
25 February 2010
- Congratulations! You saved the princess! -
26 February 2010
- Congratilations! You saved the princess! -
27 February 2010
Sigh... - I keep a framed picture of Liz beside my bed... - She's the screen saver on my computer, too. - Plus, I carry a snapshot of her in my wallet... - And I put her picture on my cell phone. - I guess I just can't get enough of her. I
28 February 2010