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Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Read the shirt, bozo. Do Not Disturb I'm fine, thanks for asking!

1 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Here comes the future! Here it is! Gee, it was a lot like the past.

2 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! SLAP Coming Soon To This Site: Nature Am I the only one concerned about the plight of our nation's mini malls?

3 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

What? Tell me what I've done. Because I'd like to do it again!

4 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

This stealing food stuff has got to stop. Understood? Understood. Okay, give me a hug. That is one ugly photo I.D. Hey!

5 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

I'm making big plans for the future, Garfield! For starters, I'm hoping to get a pen with ink in it. Whoa, getting a little ambitious there, aren't we?

6 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Who wants to go out? Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Who wants to go back in? Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

7 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

It's as if a dark curtain has been lifted from over my soul... My life has MEANING again! New batteries in the TV remote. Can I get a HALLELUJAH!!! click click click click click

8 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

We now return to "World's Worst-Dressed" Cool SUIT! Sigh.

9 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Act now! click Fast enough for you, pal?

10 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

A spokesman for the company stated that, "it just vanished completely". Authorities admit that this just may have been "the perfect crime". There's an ice cream truck parked in the garage. You saw nothing.

11 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Oh, Terrence, tell me that you love me! Terrence?...Terrence?... I'm WATCHING the GAME! oooooWEEEE THERE'S a novel new place to park the remote.

12 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Cat Theater presents: "Romeo and Juliet" HACK! CRASH! Hark, what hairball through yonder window breaks? Man, that Shakespeare guy could really write!

13 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

So, Liz... Did you always want to be a vet? Oh, yeah... Ever since I was a little girl. I just love helping animals... Their love is so unconditional. I'll purr for a donut.

14 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you lack ambition... and personality... and self-control, and tact, and comparison, adn... We may be here for a while.

15 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Every name means something, Garfield. I'm looking mine up. "Jon...he who gets beat up for his lunch money". Now that's just scary.

16 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Then he started kicking me!

17 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

"Cat Owner's Survey...question one" "Does your cat clean himself?" Check. Where's the moisturizing, volumizing, detangling conditioner?

18 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Bark. Is that it? Did I leave something out? No, no. I guess the magic is gone....

19 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Is MY donut good, Garfield? Enjoying MY donut, are you? Look. An unguarded donut is MY donut.

20 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hmm... It says here that cats are smarter than dogs... Check. ...and that cats are starter than humans... Check. ...and that cats should be pampered... Big check. ...And that cats are a gift to mankind, and should be worshipped...Checkaroon! ...and that c

21 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Shouldn't you be barking at me? Name? Garfield. You're not on the list. Come on! I'm a VERY happening cat!

22 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Oom bah bah oom bah bah Oom bah bah ree bop! I was expecting to be barked at. Can I, just once, try something a little different?! I prefer the classics.

23 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! HAR... Oh, my throat! Time for a nice cup of tea with a little honey. And don't forget the twist of lemon, you big sissy!

24 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

My brother does most of the barking around here. Oooh, I'm so afraid. BARK! BARK! By any chance, is one of you adopted?

25 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

You aren't so tough. Oh, what a terrible thing to say! Boo hoo hoo! Oookaaayy, you're tough.

26 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of The Dog Or Not Z Okay Don't Like they needed a sign...

27 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hi there. Who's that? I am nature. I am the sky. I am the mountain. I am the ocean. Pretty impressive, huh? Uh-huh. If you can't be a cat.

28 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

I'm here to help. See how much less we're getting done as a team?

29 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

Something it seems like... I'm just going through the motions... BOOT! CRASH And then pick Odie lands on Jon's toothpick Eiffel tower and it all seems worthwile again!

30 March 2010
 


 
Garfield

I think the coffee's a little strong today. It doesn't need a cup.

31 March 2010
 




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