Hey, Garfield! - Read the shirt, bozo. Do Not Disturb - I'm fine, thanks for asking!
1 March 2010
Here comes the future! - Here it is! - Gee, it was a lot like the past.
2 March 2010
- Oh, no! SLAP Coming Soon To This Site: Nature - Am I the only one concerned about the plight of our nation's mini malls?
3 March 2010
What? - Tell me what I've done. - Because I'd like to do it again!
4 March 2010
This stealing food stuff has got to stop. Understood? Understood. - Okay, give me a hug. - That is one ugly photo I.D. Hey!
5 March 2010
I'm making big plans for the future, Garfield! - - For starters, I'm hoping to get a pen with ink in it. Whoa, getting a little ambitious there, aren't we?
6 March 2010
- Who wants to go out? - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Who wants to go back in? Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!
7 March 2010
It's as if a dark curtain has been lifted from over my soul... - My life has MEANING again! - New batteries in the TV remote. - Can I get a HALLELUJAH!!! click click click click click
8 March 2010
We now return to "World's Worst-Dressed" - - Cool SUIT! Sigh.
9 March 2010
Act now! - click - Fast enough for you, pal?
10 March 2010
A spokesman for the company stated that, "it just vanished completely". - Authorities admit that this just may have been "the perfect crime". - There's an ice cream truck parked in the garage. You saw nothing.
11 March 2010
Oh, Terrence, tell me that you love me! - Terrence?...Terrence?... I'm WATCHING the GAME! - oooooWEEEE THERE'S a novel new place to park the remote.
12 March 2010
Cat Theater presents: "Romeo and Juliet" - HACK! CRASH! - Hark, what hairball through yonder window breaks? - Man, that Shakespeare guy could really write!
13 March 2010
So, Liz... - Did you always want to be a vet? Oh, yeah... - Ever since I was a little girl. - I just love helping animals... - Their love is so unconditional. - - I'll purr for a donut.
14 March 2010
Garfield, you lack ambition... - and personality... - and self-control, and tact, and comparison, adn... We may be here for a while.
15 March 2010
Every name means something, Garfield. - I'm looking mine up. - "Jon...he who gets beat up for his lunch money". Now that's just scary.
16 March 2010
- - Then he started kicking me!
17 March 2010
"Cat Owner's Survey...question one" - "Does your cat clean himself?" - Check. Where's the moisturizing, volumizing, detangling conditioner?
18 March 2010
Bark. - Is that it? - Did I leave something out? No, no. I guess the magic is gone....
19 March 2010
Is MY donut good, Garfield? - Enjoying MY donut, are you? Look. - An unguarded donut is MY donut.
20 March 2010
Hmm... - It says here that cats are smarter than dogs... Check. - ...and that cats are starter than humans... Check. - ...and that cats should be pampered... Big check. - ...And that cats are a gift to mankind, and should be worshipped...
21 March 2010
Shouldn't you be barking at me? - Name? Garfield. - You're not on the list. Come on! I'm a VERY happening cat!
22 March 2010
Oom bah bah oom bah bah - Oom bah bah ree bop! I was expecting to be barked at. - Can I, just once, try something a little different?! I prefer the classics.
23 March 2010
BARK! BARK! HAR... - Oh, my throat! - Time for a nice cup of tea with a little honey. And don't forget the twist of lemon, you big sissy!
24 March 2010
My brother does most of the barking around here. Oooh, I'm so afraid. - BARK! BARK! - By any chance, is one of you adopted?
25 March 2010
You aren't so tough. - Oh, what a terrible thing to say! - Boo hoo hoo! Oookaaayy, you're tough.
26 March 2010
Beware Of The Dog - Or Not - Z Okay Don't Like they needed a sign...
27 March 2010
- Hi there. Who's that? - I am nature. I am the sky. - I am the mountain. - I am the ocean. - Pretty impressive, huh? Uh-huh. - If you can't be a cat.
28 March 2010
I'm here to help. - - See how much less we're getting done as a team?
29 March 2010
Something it seems like... - I'm just going through the motions... BOOT! CRASH - And then pick Odie lands on Jon's toothpick Eiffel tower and it all seems worthwile again!
30 March 2010
- I think the coffee's a little strong today. - It doesn't need a cup.
31 March 2010