Hey, Garfield! Read the shirt, bozo. Do Not Disturb I'm fine, thanks for asking!
1 March 2010
Here comes the future! Here it is! Gee, it was a lot like the past.
2 March 2010
Oh, no! SLAP Coming Soon To This Site: Nature Am I the only one concerned about the plight of our nation's mini malls?
3 March 2010
What? Tell me what I've done. Because I'd like to do it again!
4 March 2010
This stealing food stuff has got to stop. Understood? Understood. Okay, give me a hug. That is one ugly photo I.D. Hey!
5 March 2010
I'm making big plans for the future, Garfield! For starters, I'm hoping to get a pen with ink in it. Whoa, getting a little ambitious there, aren't we?
6 March 2010
7 March 2010
It's as if a dark curtain has been lifted from over my soul... My life has MEANING again! New batteries in the TV remote. Can I get a HALLELUJAH!!! click click click click click
8 March 2010
We now return to "World's Worst-Dressed" Cool SUIT! Sigh.
9 March 2010
Act now! click Fast enough for you, pal?
10 March 2010
A spokesman for the company stated that, "it just vanished completely". Authorities admit that this just may have been "the perfect crime". There's an ice cream truck parked in the garage. You saw nothing.
11 March 2010
Oh, Terrence, tell me that you love me! Terrence?...Terrence?... I'm WATCHING the GAME! oooooWEEEE THERE'S a novel new place to park the remote.
12 March 2010
Cat Theater presents: "Romeo and Juliet" HACK! CRASH! Hark, what hairball through yonder window breaks? Man, that Shakespeare guy could really write!
13 March 2010
So, Liz... Did you always want to be a vet? Oh, yeah... Ever since I was a little girl. I just love helping animals... Their love is so unconditional. I'll purr for a donut.
14 March 2010
Garfield, you lack ambition... and personality... and self-control, and tact, and comparison, adn... We may be here for a while.
15 March 2010
Every name means something, Garfield. I'm looking mine up. "Jon...he who gets beat up for his lunch money". Now that's just scary.
16 March 2010
Then he started kicking me!
17 March 2010
"Cat Owner's Survey...question one" "Does your cat clean himself?" Check. Where's the moisturizing, volumizing, detangling conditioner?
18 March 2010
Bark. Is that it? Did I leave something out? No, no. I guess the magic is gone....
19 March 2010
Is MY donut good, Garfield? Enjoying MY donut, are you? Look. An unguarded donut is MY donut.
20 March 2010
21 March 2010
Shouldn't you be barking at me? Name? Garfield. You're not on the list. Come on! I'm a VERY happening cat!
22 March 2010
Oom bah bah oom bah bah Oom bah bah ree bop! I was expecting to be barked at. Can I, just once, try something a little different?! I prefer the classics.
23 March 2010
BARK! BARK! HAR... Oh, my throat! Time for a nice cup of tea with a little honey. And don't forget the twist of lemon, you big sissy!
24 March 2010
My brother does most of the barking around here. Oooh, I'm so afraid. BARK! BARK! By any chance, is one of you adopted?
25 March 2010
You aren't so tough. Oh, what a terrible thing to say! Boo hoo hoo! Oookaaayy, you're tough.
26 March 2010
Beware Of The Dog Or Not Z Okay Don't Like they needed a sign...
27 March 2010
Hi there. Who's that? I am nature. I am the sky. I am the mountain. I am the ocean. Pretty impressive, huh? Uh-huh. If you can't be a cat.
28 March 2010
I'm here to help. See how much less we're getting done as a team?
29 March 2010
Something it seems like... I'm just going through the motions... BOOT! CRASH And then pick Odie lands on Jon's toothpick Eiffel tower and it all seems worthwile again!
30 March 2010
I think the coffee's a little strong today. It doesn't need a cup.
31 March 2010