A new day dawns! The sun is shining! It must be grocery shopping day. I started the car for you!1 April 2010 |
 Farmers' Market Farmers' Market Farmers' ****** That's all that's left.2 April 2010 |
 I miss out on a lot of things. I'm going to brush my upper teeths with one toothpaste, and my lower teeth with another toothpaste! But not nearly enough things.3 April 2010 |
 Garfield, LOOK! What? TWANG yoing yoing yoing yoing WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Jon, LOOK! Yeah, riiiiiiight. How stupid do you think I am?4 April 2010 |
 That's me the knight of the homecoming place. I was too nervous to ask any girls at school, so I took my cousin... Cliff was a lousy dancer. Lovely corsage.5 April 2010 |
 Why do I smell peanut butter cookies? I'll check it out. Yes? Lucky for us, she baked a double batch.6 April 2010 |
 You disgusting pig! I wouldn't take that. He was talking to YOU.7 April 2010 |
 Why must everything go right? I mean wrong! See? I can't even gat THAT wrong! I MEAN RIGHT! For those of you keeping track, two wrongs made a right.8 April 2010 |
 This is hour twenty of the Cat Benefit Telethon. Let's check the tote board... Eleven cents! Like cats care.9 April 2010 |
 Life is constantly changing. Then by definition... This must not be life.10 April 2010 |
 We're home now, stupid.11 April 2010 |
 You never show me any gratitude. SLAP Good job, pal. OW! And that's the thanks I get?!12 April 2010 |
 HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP I shrank my underwear in the dryer. Do that funny walk again!13 April 2010 |
 I washed the car with my favorite old T-shirt today. It felt like I had insulted it. How does one apologize to a t-shirt? Usually in front of a therapist.14 April 2010 |
 I CAN'T throw this t-shirt away, Liz! I've had it for years! Garfield, help me out her! beep. The shirt, please.15 April 2010 |
 Liz just doesn't understand how a guy FEELS about his favorite t-shirt. You understand, don't you, old buddy? beep. WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!!16 April 2010 |
 Garfield! Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon. Why are you staring at me like that? You owe me three "Garfields".17 April 2010 |
 Hi, Grafield. Hi, Arlene. How was your dinner? Lousy. Jon burned the pot roast, the gravy was lumpy and the brussels sprouts were soggy. How was yours? I ate a rat. Mint?18 April 2010 |
 I'm writing a profile of myself for my blog. Of course I had to pad it a bit to make myself sound more brainy. "Can count backward from 100"? Chicks dig smarts.19 April 2010 |
 Jon's Blog: Today my cat viciously attacked and devoured my precious pet goldfish. Who knew that my cat was capable of such an evil and unspeakable deed? I do have a NAME, you know. SMACK!20 April 2010 |
 I haven't had a single hit on my blog. You'd think people would be interested in what I have to say! Well, they WOULD! Is it sunny in Jonland today?21 April 2010 |
 Today a lady at a Chinese restaurant sneezed on me. ...what was up with *that*?! My blog is getting edgier! There's a snow pea on your shirt.22 April 2010 |
 Nobody ever visits my blog...it's too dull. I guess no one wants to read about an ordinary guy and his cat. Time to make stuff up! Give me an eye patch and a goatee!23 April 2010 |
 My new call phone has a areally cool ringtone. Want me to play it? It's the only way we're ever going to hear it.24 April 2010 |
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 Have some tuna-flavored things. You know what else is tuna flavored? TUNA!26 April 2010 |
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 BURP You're disgusting. And we're out of soda.28 April 2010 |
 Have you seen my brother? Where'd you last see him? Right where you are now. Fomeone geth fiss mard mall moff me! Found 'im.29 April 2010 |
 I hear you're a real tough cat. But you don't scare me. AYIEEEEE!!30 April 2010 |
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