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Garfield

Odie! Somebody's at the door! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! Huh? It's you, Einstein!

1 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

...and he loves animals too, Mom! This young man of yours sounds nice, dear. What does he do? He's a cartoonist. Mon?... Mom? Lizzie, it's dad. What did you just tell your mother? What's wrong, daddy? She's hyperventilating into a paperbag. I told her my

2 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Why don't we stay in tonight, and have a candlelight dinner for... ...TWO. Bye now.

3 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

I had a dream about Liz last night. Oh, me too. She told me she loved me. She told me she loved me, too. It was very romantic. And then I ate a wooly mammoth.

4 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Cheer up, Pooky... Here, I have just the thing... Better.

5 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Liz's eyes are so beautiful... More beautiful than mine? flutter flutter flutter You're strange. Why do I even bother to keep myself up?

6 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

I am NOT embarrassing to be seen with. The bag doesn't lie.

7 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Odie, here are the rules for today. No barking, running, panting, or slobbering. In other words, today you're a cat.

8 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

We wrote a song about you, Garfield. * Oh, the cat is fat, but we don't care! * * And the cat is lazy, but we don't care! * * And the cat is ugly, but we don't caaaaare... * * 'Cause he won't eat us! * He's gonna pay for thosestrings! Shut up, Herman.

9 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

The tuna noodle casserole just burst into flames. I'll hose it down, and you get the catsup. We're bachelors, baby.

10 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Odd looking ball of yarn. That spaghetti was for dinner!

11 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Oiling the floor keeps me from having to walk. Pretty clever, huh? THUD!

12 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Me Me "Me"? I'm a big fan.

13 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Mr. Mayor! The giant radioactive snail is approaching the city! How long have we got, general? Six, seven months, at least. I think I can squeeze in a snack.

14 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

My poor fish! Never to return! BURP! How about a cameo appearance?

15 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

BWA-ha-ha!! BWA-HA-HA! Eat more vegetables! They're good for you! I'LL save you! SMACK! PUNCH PUNCH POW! And the world is once again safe for deep-fries treats! Thanks to YOU, Captain Donut! ...for I shall seek out thosevitamin-ridden evildoers, wherever

16 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hold on, you're breaking up... That's a little better... Perfect! Ah, technology!

17 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

New headset. Geek chic.

18 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

This texting stuff is hard. I think my thumbs are too fat. How do you tone your thumbs? Channel changer crunches, my man!

19 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

We've had enough of your bullying ways, fatso! Strength in numbers! Yeah! Now I know how Gulliver felt.

20 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

click Now THERE'S a good-lokkin' uvula! We have to date tonight.

21 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, I don't care how lazy you are... I accept you for who you are. Accept me two steps to the left...you're blocking my view of the TV.

22 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hello? Yes, I'd like to order a pizza... With canaries. Goldfish. And extra catnip. You don't have tose toppings? Told ya! What if we supply the ingredients?

23 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

These were taken when my mom and dad were dating. He took her out every saturday night. Here they are on their way to town. I've never seen airbags in a buckboard.

24 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Ah, the boring life... Quick! Garfield! I need a belt, a fishbowl, and a fire extinguisher!! I sure miss it.

25 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Oh, hi, Arlene. Do you ever think about me, Garfield? Whenever I'm not thinking about me. So that's a "no". Oh, hi, Arlene.

26 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Toothbrushes can't swim. I have a bad feeling.

27 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

I forgive you for yelling at me, Jon. Which you'll be doing shortly. CLAW CLAW CLAW GARFIELD!

28 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

I AM sick, you know! Would it kill you to show a little compassion?! There, there.

29 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

OK, Liz...bye. That wa sLiz...AGAIN. She's always calling me! It's all "what are you doing?"..."how are you feeling?"..."how's work?"..."did you feed the cat?"... "I'm so excited about our date"..."I

30 May 2010
 


 
Garfield

Ice cream truck! ding ding There's nothing left but that little bell.

31 May 2010
 




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