Odie! Somebody's at the door! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! Huh? It's you, Einstein!
1 May 2010
...and he loves animals too, Mom! This young man of yours sounds nice, dear. What does he do? He's a cartoonist. Mon?... Mom? Lizzie, it's dad. What did you just tell your mother? What's wrong, daddy? She's hyperventilating into a paperbag. I told her my
2 May 2010
Why don't we stay in tonight, and have a candlelight dinner for... ...TWO. Bye now.
3 May 2010
I had a dream about Liz last night. Oh, me too. She told me she loved me. She told me she loved me, too. It was very romantic. And then I ate a wooly mammoth.
4 May 2010
Cheer up, Pooky... Here, I have just the thing... Better.
5 May 2010
Liz's eyes are so beautiful... More beautiful than mine? flutter flutter flutter You're strange. Why do I even bother to keep myself up?
6 May 2010
I am NOT embarrassing to be seen with. The bag doesn't lie.
7 May 2010
Odie, here are the rules for today. No barking, running, panting, or slobbering. In other words, today you're a cat.
8 May 2010
We wrote a song about you, Garfield. * Oh, the cat is fat, but we don't care! * * And the cat is lazy, but we don't care! * * And the cat is ugly, but we don't caaaaare... * * 'Cause he won't eat us! * He's gonna pay for thosestrings! Shut up, Herman.
9 May 2010
The tuna noodle casserole just burst into flames. I'll hose it down, and you get the catsup. We're bachelors, baby.
10 May 2010
Odd looking ball of yarn. That spaghetti was for dinner!
11 May 2010
Oiling the floor keeps me from having to walk. Pretty clever, huh? THUD!
12 May 2010
Me Me "Me"? I'm a big fan.
13 May 2010
Mr. Mayor! The giant radioactive snail is approaching the city! How long have we got, general? Six, seven months, at least. I think I can squeeze in a snack.
14 May 2010
My poor fish! Never to return! BURP! How about a cameo appearance?
15 May 2010
BWA-ha-ha!! BWA-HA-HA! Eat more vegetables! They're good for you! I'LL save you! SMACK! PUNCH PUNCH POW! And the world is once again safe for deep-fries treats! Thanks to YOU, Captain Donut! ...for I shall seek out thosevitamin-ridden evildoers, wherever
16 May 2010
Hold on, you're breaking up... That's a little better... Perfect! Ah, technology!
17 May 2010
New headset. Geek chic.
18 May 2010
This texting stuff is hard. I think my thumbs are too fat. How do you tone your thumbs? Channel changer crunches, my man!
19 May 2010
We've had enough of your bullying ways, fatso! Strength in numbers! Yeah! Now I know how Gulliver felt.
20 May 2010
click Now THERE'S a good-lokkin' uvula! We have to date tonight.
21 May 2010
You know, Garfield, I don't care how lazy you are... I accept you for who you are. Accept me two steps to the left...you're blocking my view of the TV.
22 May 2010
Hello? Yes, I'd like to order a pizza... With canaries. Goldfish. And extra catnip. You don't have tose toppings? Told ya! What if we supply the ingredients?
23 May 2010
These were taken when my mom and dad were dating. He took her out every saturday night. Here they are on their way to town. I've never seen airbags in a buckboard.
24 May 2010
Ah, the boring life... Quick! Garfield! I need a belt, a fishbowl, and a fire extinguisher!! I sure miss it.
25 May 2010
Oh, hi, Arlene. Do you ever think about me, Garfield? Whenever I'm not thinking about me. So that's a "no". Oh, hi, Arlene.
26 May 2010
Toothbrushes can't swim. I have a bad feeling.
27 May 2010
I forgive you for yelling at me, Jon. Which you'll be doing shortly. CLAW CLAW CLAW GARFIELD!
28 May 2010
I AM sick, you know! Would it kill you to show a little compassion?! There, there.
29 May 2010
OK, Liz...bye. That wa sLiz...AGAIN. She's always calling me! It's all "what are you doing?"..."how are you feeling?"..."how's work?"..."did you feed the cat?"... "I'm so excited about our date"..."I
30 May 2010
Ice cream truck! ding ding There's nothing left but that little bell.
31 May 2010