Odie! Somebody's at the door! - YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! - Huh? It's you, Einstein!
1 May 2010
bag. - I told her my boyfriend is a cartoonist. - - Dad? C'mon, Betty, don't hog the bag.
2 May 2010
Why don't we stay in tonight, and have a candlelight dinner for... - - ...TWO. Bye now.
3 May 2010
I had a dream about Liz last night. Oh, me too. - She told me she loved me. She told me she loved me, too. - It was very romantic. And then I ate a wooly mammoth.
4 May 2010
Cheer up, Pooky... - Here, I have just the thing... - Better.
5 May 2010
Liz's eyes are so beautiful... - More beautiful than mine? flutter flutter flutter - You're strange. Why do I even bother to keep myself up?
6 May 2010
- - I am NOT embarrassing to be seen with. - The bag doesn't lie.
7 May 2010
Odie, here are the rules for today. - No barking, running, panting, or slobbering. - In other words, today you're a cat.
8 May 2010
strings! Shut up, Herman.
9 May 2010
The tuna noodle casserole just burst into flames. - - I'll hose it down, and you get the catsup. We're bachelors, baby.
10 May 2010
Odd looking ball of yarn. - - That spaghetti was for dinner!
11 May 2010
Oiling the floor keeps me from having to walk. - Pretty clever, huh? - THUD!
12 May 2010
Me - Me - "Me"? I'm a big fan.
13 May 2010
Mr. Mayor! The giant radioactive snail is approaching the city! - How long have we got, general? - Six, seven months, at least. I think I can squeeze in a snack.
14 May 2010
My poor fish! Never to return! - BURP! - How about a cameo appearance?
15 May 2010
vitamin-ridden evildoers, wherever they may lurk... - ...and vanquish each and every one of them with my mighty rush of sugary goodness... - What's with the tiny cape? Too hard to digest...
16 May 2010
Hold on, you're breaking up... - That's a little better... - Perfect! Ah, technology!
17 May 2010
- New headset. - Geek chic.
18 May 2010
This texting stuff is hard. - I think my thumbs are too fat. - How do you tone your thumbs? Channel changer crunches, my man!
19 May 2010
We've had enough of your bullying ways, fatso! - Strength in numbers! - Yeah! Now I know how Gulliver felt.
20 May 2010
click - - Now THERE'S a good-lokkin' uvula! We have to date tonight.
21 May 2010
You know, Garfield, I don't care how lazy you are... - I accept you for who you are. - Accept me two steps to the left...you're blocking my view of the TV.
22 May 2010
Hello? - Yes, I'd like to order a pizza... - With canaries. - Goldfish. - And extra catnip. - You don't have tose toppings? - Told ya! What if we supply the ingredients?
23 May 2010
These were taken when my mom and dad were dating. - He took her out every saturday night. - Here they are on their way to town. I've never seen airbags in a buckboard.
24 May 2010
Ah, the boring life... - Quick! Garfield! I need a belt, a fishbowl, and a fire extinguisher!! - I sure miss it.
25 May 2010
Oh, hi, Arlene. - Do you ever think about me, Garfield? Whenever I'm not thinking about me. - So that's a "no". Oh, hi, Arlene.
26 May 2010
- Toothbrushes can't swim. - I have a bad feeling.
27 May 2010
I forgive you for yelling at me, Jon. - Which you'll be doing shortly. - CLAW CLAW CLAW GARFIELD!
28 May 2010
I AM sick, you know! - Would it kill you to show a little compassion?! - There, there.
29 May 2010
counting the minutes"... - - SHE LOVES ME! Let's go back to "did you feed the cat?"
30 May 2010
Ice cream truck! ding ding - - There's nothing left but that little bell.
31 May 2010