*** You are the worst songbird ever. Not my arrangements, man!
1 June 2010
I like to plan big! And do you know why? So you can fail big? That's your smart remark expression.
2 June 2010
R-R-R-R-R-R zzzzzz SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP zzzzzzzz That was exciting! My turn! zzzzzzzz
3 June 2010
Ow. Trying to figure life out makes my head hurt. Try having NINE of them to figure out, pal.
4 June 2010
Well? Jon, I believe your coffee has crossed that fine line from freshly brewed... To roofing tar.
5 June 2010
Sigh... It's my birthday. And nobody remembered. Happy birthday! Did you get me a present? No. Are you throwing me a party? No. Still, it's nice to be remembered.
6 June 2010
Echo Point Echo Point Well? Made you go first!
7 June 2010
'night, Jon. Tomorrow's breakfast.
8 June 2010
I think you should have a nickname, Garfield. Let's see, what could it be?... How about "Lord Of Lard"? I like it.
9 June 2010
An empty cat food bowl. The world's saddest sight. And in second place, ladies and gentlemen...
10 June 2010
What would it be like if cats ruled the world? "If"?!
11 June 2010
Ol' Shecky was a fun fish. I'll sur emiss him. I guess it's true what they say... "Never eat the entertainment".
12 June 2010
Garfield... What kind of birthday cake would you like this year, Garfield? Glad you asked. I've never seen a blueprint for a cake before. And this is the electrical schematic.
13 June 2010
Birthdays are about more than just cake and ice cream, you know. Okay, so they're not. You crazy kidder, you.
14 June 2010
I may be getting older, but at least I have nine lives. Well, eight anyway. Stupid fuzzy bologna.
15 June 2010
I don't know why you're so upset about another birthday... Growing older is just a natural part of life! Just like ear hair and wheezing! You can go now.
16 June 2010
What would you like for your birthday this year? A cake? Oh, a BIG cake.
17 June 2010
Are you done licking the bowl? These things take time.
18 June 2010
Make a wish! Like THAT ever works. DING-DONG Happy birthday, Garfield! I stand corrected.
19 June 2010
This is going to be the best day ever! THUD! LEt's say second best. BZZZZT! Still top ten. BAP! I'm going back to bed. This is going to be the best day ever!
20 June 2010
Garfield, if you ever got out of bed... The world would probably end. No need for panic, world.
21 June 2010
zzzzzzz PLOP! zzzzzz They're learning.
22 June 2010
I am king of the house! And I'm going to shred the drapes now. Your majesty.
23 June 2010
I'm on the hunt. Cats are savy trackers. That french fry tells ma a hamburger is in the area.
24 June 2010
* Good news. One of our neighbors now has a Koi pond. BURP Are you the guy with the cat?
25 June 2010
Liz! Mmm! KISS KISS SMOOCH KISS KISS Mwah! That poor picture!
26 June 2010
zzzzz SWISH zzzzzz swish swish swish swish zzzz scree SMACK! SPLOT! SWACK! I'm going to... Hold still!
27 June 2010
Oh, no! We're out of kitty treats! Oh, wait... I spoke too soon! Somebody go shopping!
28 June 2010
The buffet needs refreshing.
29 June 2010
For Rent About the empty fishbowl... Do you have references?
30 June 2010