*** - You are the worst songbird ever. - Not my arrangements, man!
1 June 2010
I like to plan big! - And do you know why? - So you can fail big? That's your smart remark expression.
2 June 2010
R-R-R-R-R-R zzzzzz - SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP - zzzzzzzz That was exciting! My turn! zzzzzzzz
3 June 2010
Ow. - Trying to figure life out makes my head hurt. - Try having NINE of them to figure out, pal.
4 June 2010
Well? - Jon, I believe your coffee has crossed that fine line from freshly brewed... - To roofing tar.
5 June 2010
Sigh... - It's my birthday. - And nobody remembered. - Happy birthday! - Did you get me a present? No. - Are you throwing me a party? No. - Still, it's nice to be remembered.
6 June 2010
Echo Point - Echo Point - Well? Made you go first!
7 June 2010
- 'night, Jon. - Tomorrow's breakfast.
8 June 2010
I think you should have a nickname, Garfield. - Let's see, what could it be?... - How about "Lord Of Lard"? I like it.
9 June 2010
An empty cat food bowl. - The world's saddest sight. - And in second place, ladies and gentlemen...
10 June 2010
What would it be like if cats ruled the world? - - "If"?!
11 June 2010
Ol' Shecky was a fun fish. I'll sur emiss him. - I guess it's true what they say... - "Never eat the entertainment".
12 June 2010
Garfield... - What kind of birthday cake would you like this year, Garfield? - Glad you asked. - - - - I've never seen a blueprint for a cake before. And this is the electrical schematic.
13 June 2010
Birthdays are about more than just cake and ice cream, you know. - - Okay, so they're not. You crazy kidder, you.
14 June 2010
I may be getting older, but at least I have nine lives. - Well, eight anyway. - Stupid fuzzy bologna.
15 June 2010
I don't know why you're so upset about another birthday... - Growing older is just a natural part of life! - Just like ear hair and wheezing! You can go now.
16 June 2010
What would you like for your birthday this year? - A cake? - Oh, a BIG cake.
17 June 2010
- - Are you done licking the bowl? These things take time.
18 June 2010
Make a wish! Like THAT ever works. - DING-DONG - Happy birthday, Garfield! I stand corrected.
19 June 2010
- This is going to be the best day ever! - THUD! - LEt's say second best. - BZZZZT! - Still top ten. - BAP! I'm going back to bed. This is going to be the best day ever!
20 June 2010
Garfield, if you ever got out of bed... - The world would probably end. - No need for panic, world.
21 June 2010
zzzzzzz - PLOP! zzzzzz - They're learning.
22 June 2010
I am king of the house! - And I'm going to shred the drapes now. - Your majesty.
23 June 2010
I'm on the hunt. - Cats are savy trackers. - That french fry tells ma a hamburger is in the area.
24 June 2010
* - Good news. One of our neighbors now has a Koi pond. - BURP Are you the guy with the cat?
25 June 2010
Liz! - Mmm! KISS KISS SMOOCH - KISS KISS Mwah! That poor picture!
26 June 2010
zzzzz - SWISH zzzzzz - swish swish swish swish zzzz - scree - SMACK! - SPLOT! SWACK! - I'm going to... Hold still!
27 June 2010
Oh, no! We're out of kitty treats! - Oh, wait... - I spoke too soon! Somebody go shopping!
28 June 2010
- - The buffet needs refreshing.
29 June 2010
- For Rent - About the empty fishbowl... Do you have references?
30 June 2010