- PRETTY PROUD OF YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU? - foo
1 July 2010
You can't hurt ME, pal...I'm a PUFFER fish! fffffff - - phhhhhhhhhhtttttttt
2 July 2010
You can't change the past. - True. - That's why they invented lying.
3 July 2010
Hey, Garfield! - Check out this drawing I did of a pig! - - I think I really captured its porkness... scribble scribble scribble - - - Pigs don't have wings! They will before you can outdraw me, pablo.
4 July 2010
Advice What can I do to stop being such a loser? - Hang on... - Ask that question again. Miracles
5 July 2010
- BURP! BURP! - We spend too much time together. You're preaching to the choir.
6 July 2010
Frankly, I don't know how you can eat cat food. - Like this. - Let me know if you need the mystery of the roast beef sandwich cleared up.
7 July 2010
- - Camping IS fun.
8 July 2010
Oh, Garfield... - There's a cat treat in my purse for you. What? - I can't hear you.
9 July 2010
I would appreciate it if you treated Liz like a member of the family. - Okay... - But I thought you wanted me to be nice to her.
10 July 2010
Trevor... - Oh, Trevor, the walls in the parlor are bleeding. Doesn't mean athing, dearest. - The solarium ceiling is covered in black flies... Nothing to concern yourself with, cuddleup. - The kitchen sink told me to get out of the house...
11 July 2010
Ha! Ha! Ha! - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - Sorry I'm late. I was busy laughing at the "Beware Of Dog" sign. rrrr
12 July 2010
There's something I should be doing, but I can't think of it. - Bark at me? - Not now! Can't you seen I'm trying to remember something? Ho boy.
13 July 2010
I'd like to warm up with a few growls before I get to the barking. - Ahem. - Grr! Grr! Grr! Shouldn't you have done this before I got here?
14 July 2010
BARK! - Man, that was loid! - Where's that volume knob? You're miked!
15 July 2010
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - DING Ooh, goody! My blueberry muffins are ready! - They don't make VICIOUS like they used to.
16 July 2010
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! - MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! - There, how do YOU like it? Don't give up the day job.
17 July 2010
* - We will return after these messages. - IT'S A BLANKET! IT'S A ROBE! IT'S A GIANT HANKY! ALL IN ONE!! - RED INK?! SPAGHETTI SAUCE?! TELLTALE TURNIP STAINS?! ...NO PROBLEM!! - IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT CHOPS! IT CONJUGATES VERBS!! - MY TEETH
18 July 2010
- - Sometimes it seems like there isn't enough time in the day to not do all the things that need not doing.
19 July 2010
This is certainly a pleasant... - - ...day.
20 July 2010
dingle dingle dingle - That sounds like the bell from the "Happy Ice Cream" truck! - But where is the "Happy Ice Cream" man? Reinflating his happy tires.
21 July 2010
I'm not going to bark at you. What? - Sob! You don't hate me anymore! - I hate you. Oh, you're just saying that!
22 July 2010
When I'm in a mood to have fun, anything can happen! - - Except fun.
23 July 2010
- claw claw claw - GARFIELD! It's summer, you should thank me.
24 July 2010
Okay, Liz... - How about this? No WAY are you going out in public wearing that. - I want a second opinion! Fine. - - BWA HA HA HA HA HA - You guys are in cahoots! Just put it in the "ick" pile. I'll call the hazmat disposal squad.
25 July 2010
Where should we put our stuff? Anywhere is fine. - How about there, close to the wa- - waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa They call him "Jonny Suave"
26 July 2010
Excuse me, is that your girlfriend? Yes. - KICK - Hi, I'm Rolf. HI, I'm get lost. And I'm with Mr. Sand Face, there.
27 July 2010
The NERVE of that big guy...kicking sand in your face! I should have punched him out! - WAH-HAHAHA! - ...I mean, yeah!
28 July 2010
C'mon, Jon, stop moping about that bully. I should have defended your honor! - Jon...I don't want a big, strong man... - I want YOU. Really? They deserve each other.
29 July 2010
- - Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and...
30 July 2010
Let's see...next on my "To-do" list... - NOOGA! NOOGA! NOOGA! - Okay, that's done. I hate that list.
31 July 2010