PRETTY PROUD OF YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU? foo
1 July 2010
You can't hurt ME, pal...I'm a PUFFER fish! fffffff phhhhhhhhhhtttttttt
2 July 2010
You can't change the past. True. That's why they invented lying.
3 July 2010
Hey, Garfield! Check out this drawing I did of a pig! I think I really captured its porkness... scribble scribble scribble Pigs don't have wings! They will before you can outdraw me, pablo.
4 July 2010
Advice What can I do to stop being such a loser? Hang on... Ask that question again. Miracles
5 July 2010
BURP! BURP! We spend too much time together. You're preaching to the choir.
6 July 2010
Frankly, I don't know how you can eat cat food. Like this. Let me know if you need the mystery of the roast beef sandwich cleared up.
7 July 2010
Camping IS fun.
8 July 2010
Oh, Garfield... There's a cat treat in my purse for you. What? I can't hear you.
9 July 2010
I would appreciate it if you treated Liz like a member of the family. Okay... But I thought you wanted me to be nice to her.
10 July 2010
11 July 2010
Ha! Ha! Ha! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Sorry I'm late. I was busy laughing at the "Beware Of Dog" sign. rrrr
12 July 2010
There's something I should be doing, but I can't think of it. Bark at me? Not now! Can't you seen I'm trying to remember something? Ho boy.
13 July 2010
I'd like to warm up with a few growls before I get to the barking. Ahem. Grr! Grr! Grr! Shouldn't you have done this before I got here?
14 July 2010
BARK! Man, that was loid! Where's that volume knob? You're miked!
15 July 2010
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! DING Ooh, goody! My blueberry muffins are ready! They don't make VICIOUS like they used to.
16 July 2010
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! There, how do YOU like it? Don't give up the day job.
17 July 2010
18 July 2010
Sometimes it seems like there isn't enough time in the day to not do all the things that need not doing.
19 July 2010
This is certainly a pleasant... ...day.
20 July 2010
dingle dingle dingle That sounds like the bell from the "Happy Ice Cream" truck! But where is the "Happy Ice Cream" man? Reinflating his happy tires.
21 July 2010
I'm not going to bark at you. What? Sob! You don't hate me anymore! I hate you. Oh, you're just saying that!
22 July 2010
When I'm in a mood to have fun, anything can happen! Except fun.
23 July 2010
claw claw claw GARFIELD! It's summer, you should thank me.
24 July 2010
Okay, Liz... How about this? No WAY are you going out in public wearing that. I want a second opinion! Fine. BWA HA HA HA HA HA You guys are in cahoots! Just put it in the "ick" pile. I'll call the hazmat disposal squad.
25 July 2010
Where should we put our stuff? Anywhere is fine. How about there, close to the wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa They call him "Jonny Suave"
26 July 2010
Excuse me, is that your girlfriend? Yes. KICK Hi, I'm Rolf. HI, I'm get lost. And I'm with Mr. Sand Face, there.
27 July 2010
The NERVE of that big guy...kicking sand in your face! I should have punched him out! WAH-HAHAHA! ...I mean, yeah!
28 July 2010
C'mon, Jon, stop moping about that bully. I should have defended your honor! Jon...I don't want a big, strong man... I want YOU. Really? They deserve each other.
29 July 2010
Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and...
30 July 2010
Let's see...next on my "To-do" list... NOOGA! NOOGA! NOOGA! Okay, that's done. I hate that list.
31 July 2010