Did you meet my great white guppy? We met. Nice guy. I'll be moving now...
1 August 2010
Nothing lasts forever. Oh, I wouldn't say that. Take today, for instance.
2 August 2010
RIIIING! Meow Right here will be fine, thank you.
3 August 2010
It's my birthday. If there's cake, I won't make fun of you.
4 August 2010
What can you buy a girlfriend who's angry with you? Hmm... And why am I consulting a cat? Tuna!
5 August 2010
6 August 2010
Boredom is a strange thing. It affects people's minds. Here, fishy, fishy... Making them take unnecessary risks...
7 August 2010
Liz and I are pretty serious, Garfield. Do you think it's time I tell her that I l...lu...luh...luh... ...loy...leee...laah...lay...loo... ...LOOOEEEEEEUUUHHHHHHFFF... ...that I like her? Go for it, whirlwind romance boy!
8 August 2010
This place looked nicer in the brochure. Tourists.
9 August 2010
! That was close. You can have the rest of that.
10 August 2010
Wall... Hole in the wall... MOUSE IN THE HOLE! Cheese in the mouse...mous ein the hole...hole in... clap clap stomp stomp
11 August 2010
I want that mouse caught! -and I want it caught NOW! And WHAT are you SMILING at?!
12 August 2010
C'mon, just once! Please! No! Please?! Please?! Please?! All right! All right! Eek, a mouse. That's right! Uh-huh!
13 August 2010
Help! I'm being chased by a cet! I sold him my franchise.
14 August 2010
Ugh. It's too HOT in here to nap. Z
15 August 2010
Do you think there's life on other planets, Garfield? Sure. There's gotta be life somewhere.
16 August 2010
Ah, summer nights... The smell of the neighborhood barbecues... slap slap slap slap slap slap And the sound of Jon flailing ad mosquitos. slap slap slap slap slap I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!! slap slap slap slap slap slap
17 August 2010
SQUIRRT! Let the catsup festival begin! I hate you.
18 August 2010
Here, Odie! Here, Garfield! HERE, GARFIELD! Try bribery!
19 August 2010
Liz doesn't like this tie, and she didn't say why... Women! They're enigmas, all right.
20 August 2010
Another wild weekend. I know what we can do! Let's get on an elevator, and pretend we're nauseous! Who needs to pretend?
21 August 2010
* ** Okay, okay... * Hold a second... ** Well, THAT'S weird... * My wallet's stuck sideways in my back pock... ** I THINK THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WILL WAIT!
22 August 2010
All done. Did you checl the chemicals? Yep. See you next week. Everyone should have a pool mouse.
23 August 2010
Yessiree... There's nothing like floating on an inner tube in the pool. -
24 August 2010
Mind sharing the pool? Not at all. You can have the deep end.
25 August 2010
Um... Aren't you supposed to be on duty? Nah. I'm on break.
26 August 2010
lap lap lap lap lap
27 August 2010
LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP What happened to the wading pool? Awesome work, Odie!
28 August 2010
Sigh. Pooky, Liz is nagging me about my weight. Odie won't stop barking. Jon won't stop whining. And you... ...you always know just what to say.
29 August 2010
Letter for you, Garfield. Your subscription to "Sloth Magazine" has expired. That's just pitiful. Lick me a stamp.
30 August 2010
Garfield, you need to be more active. A fit cat is a happy cat. And a quiet vet is a likeable vet.
31 August 2010