- - - - - Did you meet my great white guppy? We met. Nice guy. I'll be moving now...
1 August 2010
Nothing lasts forever. - Oh, I wouldn't say that. - Take today, for instance.
2 August 2010
RIIIING! - Meow - Right here will be fine, thank you.
3 August 2010
- - It's my birthday. If there's cake, I won't make fun of you.
4 August 2010
What can you buy a girlfriend who's angry with you? - Hmm... - And why am I consulting a cat? Tuna!
5 August 2010
"Dear Ask A Dog."... - "Every time I try to throw a stick away, my dumb dog keeps bringing it back. What's up with that?" Signed, "Clueless in Seattle" - Dear Clueless, the first rule of training a dog is that you must be smarter than the
6 August 2010
Boredom is a strange thing. - It affects people's minds. - Here, fishy, fishy... - Making them take unnecessary risks...
7 August 2010
Liz and I are pretty serious, Garfield. - Do you think it's time I tell her that I l...lu...luh...luh... - ...loy...leee...laah...lay...loo... - ...LOOOEEEEEEUUUHHHHHHFFF... - - ...that I like her? Go for it, whirlwind romance boy!
8 August 2010
- This place looked nicer in the brochure. - Tourists.
9 August 2010
! - - That was close. You can have the rest of that.
10 August 2010
Wall... - Hole in the wall... - MOUSE IN THE HOLE! Cheese in the mouse...mous ein the hole...hole in... clap clap stomp stomp
11 August 2010
I want that mouse caught! - -and I want it caught NOW! - And WHAT are you SMILING at?!
12 August 2010
C'mon, just once! Please! No! - Please?! Please?! Please?! All right! All right! - Eek, a mouse. That's right! Uh-huh!
13 August 2010
Help! - I'm being chased by a cet! - I sold him my franchise.
14 August 2010
- - Ugh. - It's too HOT in here to nap. - - - Z
15 August 2010
Do you think there's life on other planets, Garfield? - Sure. - There's gotta be life somewhere.
16 August 2010
Ah, summer nights... - The smell of the neighborhood barbecues... slap slap slap slap slap slap - And the sound of Jon flailing ad mosquitos. slap slap slap slap slap I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!! slap slap slap slap slap slap
17 August 2010
- SQUIRRT! - Let the catsup festival begin! I hate you.
18 August 2010
Here, Odie! - Here, Garfield! - HERE, GARFIELD! Try bribery!
19 August 2010
Liz doesn't like this tie, and she didn't say why... - - Women! They're enigmas, all right.
20 August 2010
Another wild weekend. - I know what we can do! - Let's get on an elevator, and pretend we're nauseous! Who needs to pretend?
21 August 2010
* - ** Okay, okay... - * Hold a second... - ** Well, THAT'S weird... - * My wallet's stuck sideways in my back pock... - ** I THINK THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WILL WAIT!
22 August 2010
All done. - Did you checl the chemicals? - Yep. See you next week. - Everyone should have a pool mouse.
23 August 2010
Yessiree... - There's nothing like floating on an inner tube in the pool. -
24 August 2010
Mind sharing the pool? - Not at all. - You can have the deep end.
25 August 2010
Um... - Aren't you supposed to be on duty? Nah. - I'm on break.
26 August 2010
- - lap lap lap lap lap
27 August 2010
LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP - LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP - What happened to the wading pool? Awesome work, Odie!
28 August 2010
Sigh. - Pooky, Liz is nagging me about my weight. - Odie won't stop barking. - Jon won't stop whining. - And you... - - ...you always know just what to say.
29 August 2010
Letter for you, Garfield. - Your subscription to "Sloth Magazine" has expired. - That's just pitiful. Lick me a stamp.
30 August 2010
Garfield, you need to be more active. - A fit cat is a happy cat. - And a quiet vet is a likeable vet.
31 August 2010