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Garfield

Did you meet my great white guppy? We met. Nice guy. I'll be moving now...

1 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Nothing lasts forever. Oh, I wouldn't say that. Take today, for instance.

2 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

RIIIING! Meow Right here will be fine, thank you.

3 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

It's my birthday. If there's cake, I won't make fun of you.

4 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

What can you buy a girlfriend who's angry with you? Hmm... And why am I consulting a cat? Tuna!

5 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog."... "Every time I try to throw a stick away, my dumb dog keeps bringing it back. What's up with that?" Signed, "Clueless in Seattle" Dear Clueless, the first rule of training a dog is that you must be smarter

6 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Boredom is a strange thing. It affects people's minds. Here, fishy, fishy... Making them take unnecessary risks...

7 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are pretty serious, Garfield. Do you think it's time I tell her that I l...lu...luh...luh... ...loy...leee...laah...lay...loo... ...LOOOEEEEEEUUUHHHHHHFFF... ...that I like her? Go for it, whirlwind romance boy!

8 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

This place looked nicer in the brochure. Tourists.

9 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

! That was close. You can have the rest of that.

10 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Wall... Hole in the wall... MOUSE IN THE HOLE! Cheese in the mouse...mous ein the hole...hole in... clap clap stomp stomp

11 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

I want that mouse caught! -and I want it caught NOW! And WHAT are you SMILING at?!

12 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

C'mon, just once! Please! No! Please?! Please?! Please?! All right! All right! Eek, a mouse. That's right! Uh-huh!

13 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Help! I'm being chased by a cet! I sold him my franchise.

14 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Ugh. It's too HOT in here to nap. Z

15 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Do you think there's life on other planets, Garfield? Sure. There's gotta be life somewhere.

16 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Ah, summer nights... The smell of the neighborhood barbecues... slap slap slap slap slap slap And the sound of Jon flailing ad mosquitos. slap slap slap slap slap I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!! slap slap slap slap slap slap

17 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

SQUIRRT! Let the catsup festival begin! I hate you.

18 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Here, Odie! Here, Garfield! HERE, GARFIELD! Try bribery!

19 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Liz doesn't like this tie, and she didn't say why... Women! They're enigmas, all right.

20 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Another wild weekend. I know what we can do! Let's get on an elevator, and pretend we're nauseous! Who needs to pretend?

21 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

* ** Okay, okay... * Hold a second... ** Well, THAT'S weird... * My wallet's stuck sideways in my back pock... ** I THINK THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WILL WAIT!

22 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

All done. Did you checl the chemicals? Yep. See you next week. Everyone should have a pool mouse.

23 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Yessiree... There's nothing like floating on an inner tube in the pool. -

24 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Mind sharing the pool? Not at all. You can have the deep end.

25 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Um... Aren't you supposed to be on duty? Nah. I'm on break.

26 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

lap lap lap lap lap

27 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP LAP What happened to the wading pool? Awesome work, Odie!

28 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Sigh. Pooky, Liz is nagging me about my weight. Odie won't stop barking. Jon won't stop whining. And you... ...you always know just what to say.

29 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Letter for you, Garfield. Your subscription to "Sloth Magazine" has expired. That's just pitiful. Lick me a stamp.

30 August 2010
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you need to be more active. A fit cat is a happy cat. And a quiet vet is a likeable vet.

31 August 2010
 




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