And with today's thought, Odie! Yip! Concise, to the point, and stupid.
1 September 2010
Cats have strong instincts. I sense danger approaching! Diet soda? AAAGH!!
2 September 2010
Look what I got for you, Garfield... A little suit to match mine! It wasn't easy, but it did fit up his nose. NARFIELD!
3 September 2010
That's my prom picture. I don't think my date enjoyed the meeting. She ruined her dress tunneling out of the gym. And, no doubt, broke a nail or two.
4 September 2010
Tsunami Junction It was a good idea of Jon's to come to a water park. Say, where is he, anyway? I think he went on that big slide... eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEYAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHH SPLASH! The "Atomic Wedgie". Can we go home now?
5 September 2010
Odie will now attempt to read his own mind! Nothing is correct!
6 September 2010
How's it going? Has that guy bumped his head? More times than you'd believe...
7 September 2010
Odie will now translate what I say for all you dogs out there. Meow meow meow meow. Arf arf arf arf. Hold on...I didn't say ANYTHING about kissing dog's feet! *
8 September 2010
SHOVE bink Odie's lost weight.
9 September 2010
"Dear ask a dog"... "Is there life on the moon?" In the future, please, no questions about the moon. ARRROOOO
10 September 2010
dingle dingle dingle BLARK dingle dingle dingle
11 September 2010
Hmmm. Liz, do you think I'd look good if I grew a... No. I love you just the way you are! How sweet! * KISS Sigh... How about just a little... No.
12 September 2010
I have an eye on you. Can anybody out there spare a life for this man?
13 September 2010
Well, time to go to work. HAAACK! The hairball biz is brutal.
14 September 2010
How are you today, Odie? Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! He could have just said "yip".
15 September 2010
In the old west, disputes were settled the old-fashioned way... Two cowboys, squared off in the middle of Main Street... In a lively game of tag! I miss the old days of television.
16 September 2010
So, how was work today, Liz? Really! She flossed a gerbil. I hear they are good with hollandaise sauce.
17 September 2010
Hallo, Liz? Whatcha doin'? I mean OTHER things than answering my nineteenth call asking you want you what you're doing. Get CALLER I.D., girl.
18 September 2010
hmmmmmmmm hmmmmm ploop nnngh clunk Greetings! We are from the planet of tuna-flavored snacks. What have you been up to today? Oh, just saving planet earth, (burp) that's all!
19 September 2010
Look! There's Liz! And this would be Mrs. Feeny's yard. Who put this hedge in the road?!
20 September 2010
I made you sugar-free cookies... With raisins! Have you always had this dark side?
21 September 2010
I'm convinced Garfield is plotting against me. Does that sound paranoid? Not really. Does so.
22 September 2010
Would you like to go out for dinner, Liz? Sure! And by "out to dinner," you mean something other than... ...eating that bag of chips on the front porch, right? She must be psychic!
23 September 2010
Well, good night, Liz. Good night, Jon. I can't kiss her if you're watching, Garfield. I can stay as long as you like, Liz.
24 September 2010
Liz is everything I could ever want in a girl. I only hope with all my heart and soul that she feels the same way about me. You don't mind me confiding in you like this, do you? Say what?
25 September 2010
26 September 2010
My car won't start. So I guess I'll stay home and and do nothing... What's your excuse? Like I didn't see that one coming.
27 September 2010
AAAAROOOOOOO!! Did you hear that? Yeah. That's the call of the stupid.
28 September 2010
Hail! donk You're not so tough now.
29 September 2010
FWEEEEEET! Stop that! You can't tell me what to do. I have the whistle.
30 September 2010