And with today's thought, Odie! - Yip! - Concise, to the point, and stupid.
1 September 2010
Cats have strong instincts. - I sense danger approaching! - Diet soda? AAAGH!!
2 September 2010
Look what I got for you, Garfield... - A little suit to match mine! - It wasn't easy, but it did fit up his nose. NARFIELD!
3 September 2010
That's my prom picture. - I don't think my date enjoyed the meeting. - She ruined her dress tunneling out of the gym. And, no doubt, broke a nail or two.
4 September 2010
Tsunami Junction - It was a good idea of Jon's to come to a water park. - Say, where is he, anyway? I think he went on that big slide... - eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE - EEEEYAAAAAAAAAA - AAAAAHHHHHHH SPLASH! - The "Atomic Wedgie". Can we go home now?
5 September 2010
Odie will now attempt to read his own mind! - - Nothing is correct!
6 September 2010
How's it going? - - Has that guy bumped his head? More times than you'd believe...
7 September 2010
Odie will now translate what I say for all you dogs out there. - Meow meow meow meow. Arf arf arf arf. - Hold on...I didn't say ANYTHING about kissing dog's feet! *
8 September 2010
SHOVE - bink - Odie's lost weight.
9 September 2010
"Dear ask a dog"... - "Is there life on the moon?" - In the future, please, no questions about the moon. ARRROOOO
10 September 2010
dingle dingle dingle - BLARK - dingle dingle dingle
11 September 2010
Hmmm. - Liz, do you think I'd look good if I grew a... No. - I love you just the way you are! - How sweet! - * KISS - Sigh... - How about just a little... No.
12 September 2010
I have an eye on you. - - Can anybody out there spare a life for this man?
13 September 2010
Well, time to go to work. - HAAACK! - The hairball biz is brutal.
14 September 2010
How are you today, Odie? - Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - He could have just said "yip".
15 September 2010
In the old west, disputes were settled the old-fashioned way... - Two cowboys, squared off in the middle of Main Street... - In a lively game of tag! I miss the old days of television.
16 September 2010
So, how was work today, Liz? - Really! - She flossed a gerbil. I hear they are good with hollandaise sauce.
17 September 2010
Hallo, Liz? - Whatcha doin'? - I mean OTHER things than answering my nineteenth call asking you want you what you're doing. Get CALLER I.D., girl.
18 September 2010
- hmmmmmmmm - hmmmmm ploop - nnngh clunk - Greetings! - We are from the planet of tuna-flavored snacks. - What have you been up to today? Oh, just saving planet earth, (burp) that's all!
19 September 2010
- Look! There's Liz! - And this would be Mrs. Feeny's yard. Who put this hedge in the road?!
20 September 2010
I made you sugar-free cookies... - With raisins! - Have you always had this dark side?
21 September 2010
I'm convinced Garfield is plotting against me. - Does that sound paranoid? - Not really. Does so.
22 September 2010
Would you like to go out for dinner, Liz? Sure! - And by "out to dinner," you mean something other than... - ...eating that bag of chips on the front porch, right? She must be psychic!
23 September 2010
Well, good night, Liz. Good night, Jon. - - I can't kiss her if you're watching, Garfield. I can stay as long as you like, Liz.
24 September 2010
Liz is everything I could ever want in a girl. - I only hope with all my heart and soul that she feels the same way about me. - You don't mind me confiding in you like this, do you? Say what?
25 September 2010
- Jon, let's not go out tonight. Let's just talk. - Talk? Sure! We talk on the phone all the time...sometimes for hours! - Um...okay. Good. You start. - Excuse me for a minute. - * beedle beedle beedle - So, how was your day? Get back in
26 September 2010
My car won't start. - So I guess I'll stay home and and do nothing... - What's your excuse? Like I didn't see that one coming.
27 September 2010
AAAAROOOOOOO!! - Did you hear that? Yeah. - That's the call of the stupid.
28 September 2010
Hail! - donk - You're not so tough now.
29 September 2010
- FWEEEEEET! - Stop that! You can't tell me what to do. I have the whistle.
30 September 2010