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Garfield

And with today's thought, Odie! Yip! Concise, to the point, and stupid.

1 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Cats have strong instincts. I sense danger approaching! Diet soda? AAAGH!!

2 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Look what I got for you, Garfield... A little suit to match mine! It wasn't easy, but it did fit up his nose. NARFIELD!

3 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

That's my prom picture. I don't think my date enjoyed the meeting. She ruined her dress tunneling out of the gym. And, no doubt, broke a nail or two.

4 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Tsunami Junction It was a good idea of Jon's to come to a water park. Say, where is he, anyway? I think he went on that big slide... eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEYAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHH SPLASH! The "Atomic Wedgie". Can we go home now?

5 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Odie will now attempt to read his own mind! Nothing is correct!

6 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

How's it going? Has that guy bumped his head? More times than you'd believe...

7 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Odie will now translate what I say for all you dogs out there. Meow meow meow meow. Arf arf arf arf. Hold on...I didn't say ANYTHING about kissing dog's feet! *

8 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

SHOVE bink Odie's lost weight.

9 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog"... "Is there life on the moon?" In the future, please, no questions about the moon. ARRROOOO

10 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

dingle dingle dingle BLARK dingle dingle dingle

11 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm. Liz, do you think I'd look good if I grew a... No. I love you just the way you are! How sweet! * KISS Sigh... How about just a little... No.

12 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

I have an eye on you. Can anybody out there spare a life for this man?

13 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Well, time to go to work. HAAACK! The hairball biz is brutal.

14 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

How are you today, Odie? Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! He could have just said "yip".

15 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

In the old west, disputes were settled the old-fashioned way... Two cowboys, squared off in the middle of Main Street... In a lively game of tag! I miss the old days of television.

16 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

So, how was work today, Liz? Really! She flossed a gerbil. I hear they are good with hollandaise sauce.

17 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hallo, Liz? Whatcha doin'? I mean OTHER things than answering my nineteenth call asking you want you what you're doing. Get CALLER I.D., girl.

18 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

hmmmmmmmm hmmmmm ploop nnngh clunk Greetings! We are from the planet of tuna-flavored snacks. What have you been up to today? Oh, just saving planet earth, (burp) that's all!

19 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Look! There's Liz! And this would be Mrs. Feeny's yard. Who put this hedge in the road?!

20 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

I made you sugar-free cookies... With raisins! Have you always had this dark side?

21 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

I'm convinced Garfield is plotting against me. Does that sound paranoid? Not really. Does so.

22 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Would you like to go out for dinner, Liz? Sure! And by "out to dinner," you mean something other than... ...eating that bag of chips on the front porch, right? She must be psychic!

23 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Well, good night, Liz. Good night, Jon. I can't kiss her if you're watching, Garfield. I can stay as long as you like, Liz.

24 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Liz is everything I could ever want in a girl. I only hope with all my heart and soul that she feels the same way about me. You don't mind me confiding in you like this, do you? Say what?

25 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Jon, let's not go out tonight. Let's just talk. Talk? Sure! We talk on the phone all the time...sometimes for hours! Um...okay. Good. You start. Excuse me for a minute. * beedle beedle beedle So, how was your day? Get back inhere. You've gotta ease into

26 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

My car won't start. So I guess I'll stay home and and do nothing... What's your excuse? Like I didn't see that one coming.

27 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

AAAAROOOOOOO!! Did you hear that? Yeah. That's the call of the stupid.

28 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

Hail! donk You're not so tough now.

29 September 2010
 


 
Garfield

FWEEEEEET! Stop that! You can't tell me what to do. I have the whistle.

30 September 2010
 




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