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Z Z Z
1 January 2011

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What a lovely night. All the stars are out. click! Now back to "Yodeling wit the Stars"! Garfield? -
2 January 2011

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Well, I'm going to go hibernate now. You're going to go WHAT? Why am I just now hearing about hibernation?
3 January 2011

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We are only given a certain amount of time on earth. Some choose to live life to the fullest. Hi! I'm Moo-Moo! And some of us watch "Sock Puppet Friends".
4 January 2011

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I hate change. I didn't used to... But I've changed.
5 January 2011

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You rock! It's nice to know I'm here for me.
6 January 2011

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I don't have a worry in the world. I gave them away.
7 January 2011

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Life is full of surprises. Well, maybe not FULL. Maybe some of them leaked out.
8 January 2011

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STOMP! HA! Wake me for the vernal equinox.
9 January 2011

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You're fat. It's true! I'm fat! There's more of me to love! I've done MY part!
10 January 2011

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Swallow breakfast before you eat lunch. Oh man... Who makes up all these rule?!
11 January 2011

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It's diet time, Garfield. What?! Come on...continents sink into the ocean all the time!
12 January 2011

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Liz thinks I should put you on low-calorie cat food. ROAAARR LIZ thinks! NOT me! Easy there, big fella!
13 January 2011

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Who wants a salad?! Thank goodness no one was hurt in the stampede. That's his little attempt at sarcasm.
14 January 2011

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Gosh, I hope nobody eaty my new houseplant. Hey! This is a SALAD!
15 January 2011

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hmmmmm POOMP Greetings, eartling. Take me to ypur leader. And make it snappy! This intergalactic incident wil not go unreported.
16 January 2011

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Vegetables are very healthy. Cough. AHA!
17 January 2011

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Can you hide me? Could this be a nightmare? -and eleven of my sugar-glazed friends? Oh, no! It IS a nightmare! THERE'S NO COFFEE! BWAH Ha! Ha! Ha!
18 January 2011

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You know, Garfield, donuts are bad for you. Shame on them.
19 January 2011

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He looks just like you. I think so.
20 January 2011

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PLOP Were there any witnesses?
21 January 2011

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Whoa! This sweater is much warmer than feathers! Although it's not so good for flying!
22 January 2011

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Echo Point Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! I wonder how that works. I wonder how that works.
23 January 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
And that's the news... Well, most of it. I skipped a couple of stories with words I couldn't pronounce. I always wondered about that.
24 January 2011

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Sir, I suspect that this may have been MURDER! Murder, you say?! Yes, sir...look at the piano. The piano? Um...the one sitting on the body? Ohhh, THAT piano. Inspector Oblivious of Scotland Yard.
25 January 2011

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...K-K-K-K-K... BZZT! POK POK POK You are watching the scrambled-image, static, and vertically flipping picture channel. Ah! You can cancel the service call.
26 January 2011

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Welcome to the show! I hope you're ready to be kind of dazzled... By the SORT-OF-AMAZING IRVING! Not one of your better magicians.
27 January 2011

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Someday insects will rule the earth. Now what? Going with th flow, slave boy.
28 January 2011

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Welcome the the all-act game show, "What Did Muffy Kill?" Okay panel, before your questions, you'll get one clue from Muffy, and here it is... HACK! Blue jay! Gotta be!
29 January 2011

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30 January 2011

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Dinosaurs ruled the earth. Z And now they're gone. Wow! That WAS a long nap.
31 January 2011

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Are you sleeping? No. I'm too busy answering stupid questions!
1 February 2011

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Beware Of Dog You need to look a little more menacing. -
2 February 2011

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GAAAHH! Here w go again... OH, THE HUMANITY!! Happens every week. I HATE THIS!!! If you'd clean my litter box every day, it wouldn't be so bad!
3 February 2011

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Liz, you're wonderful. Don't you agree, Garfield? Yes! She keeps candy in her purse!
4 February 2011

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I'm sick of the daily routine, Garfield. Wake up, eat breakfast, go outside... Somebody throws a rock... I'm not moving...
5 February 2011

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boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing ROWR Momma didn't raise no bounce house.
6 February 2011

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Liz is different from all the other girls I've known. For one thing, she LIKES me. Weird, isn't it?
7 February 2011

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What can I do to impress Liz? Bake your cat a cake! You're no help. I know I'D be impressed.
8 February 2011

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I'm composing a song for Liz. It's a tender love ballad. Sort of a polka-banjo thing. I'll be out back, burying your finger-picks.
9 February 2011

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Hi, Jon, it's me. Hi, Liz! What are you doing? Oh, nothing much... It's laundry day here. Not a day for the fait of heart.
10 February 2011

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What are you wearing to the restaurant tonight? You're going to wear thaaaat?... Well, then, I guess I'm not. The fashion police have a new sheriff.
11 February 2011

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Urf Don't fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.
12 February 2011

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Staring contest! blink You lose.
13 February 2011

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Garfield wanted to come with us tonight. Are you sure he didn't? Huh? Isn't that him riding the dessert cart? Mine! All mine! Not if I don't turn and look.
14 February 2011

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Boy, that Liz is a good kisser. Really good. Reeeeeally good... And the cat waltzes right out of his comfort zone.
15 February 2011

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I love the old country songs, Garfield. They were so poignant. This one's called "Times were hard, so we ate the cat". So that's what poignant means.
16 February 2011

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I'm wearing a new cologne. Eau de Bacon. You bit me! And I'm as disappointed as you are.
17 February 2011

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CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Subtlety is for weenies.
18 February 2011

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Some day, huh? I slept through 90 percent of it... So I'll guess "yes"?
19 February 2011

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Ahem... That's MY chair. Que? GET UP RIGHT NOW! No hablo English, Senor Seatless. All right, if you won't let me have the chair... The LEAST you could do is SHARE it with me. Oh, very well... You're blocking the set.
20 February 2011

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Beware, cat! My breed of fish is poisonous, and I can make you violently ill! My breed of stomach can eat 12 burritos bigger than my head. I'm toast.
21 February 2011

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...then I walked across the street. And then... You're boring me here, fatso. Get to the point! Can do.
22 February 2011

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You ate my goldfish, didn't you? He went to my happy place.
23 February 2011

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If it makes you feel any better, that goldfish didn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would.
24 February 2011

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"See the happy little goldfish". "Swimming merrily in his little bowl". "See the evin cat..." Finally, the good part!
25 February 2011

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I can't hold my breath any longer! GASP! Fish breathe! Sorry. Nice move, guppy gills.
26 February 2011

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BARK I've had better days. yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank
27 February 2011

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Nothing is wrong. Nothing, nothing, nothing... Oh, THERE you are. Miss me?
28 February 2011

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I love nature. Well, this PICTURE of nature. Always sunny, with no ice storms.
1 March 2011

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My ear itches, Garfield. Maybe an insect crawled in there! AND IT'S EATING MY BRAIN! Poor little guy's gonna starve...
2 March 2011

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"Dear Ask A Dog"... "Is it true you became man's best friend by bribing somebody?" signed, "A cat sitting next to you". Oh, look, he kept the receipt.
3 March 2011

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There's me in the chess club...there's me in the latin club... There's me in the science club...there me in the calculus club... There's me, stag, at the junior prom. Go figure.
4 March 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield, Liz may be that special "one". Sure, she may tell lame jokes and her nostrils twitch when she's angry, but she may still be the "one". The "one" is right behind you, big mouth, and her nostrils are twitching.
5 March 2011

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Huh. Liz says I don't share my feelings. She says that's important in a relationship. Perhaps I am being a callous pig. Maybe I should try harder at this. I love you, man. Bring back the pig,...man.
6 March 2011

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Think we should order tonight? THAT was a stupid question. Ah-ah-ahhh... -there ARE no stupid questions!
7 March 2011

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Is your pizza sauce thick? I mean REALLY thick? He says we could pave our driveway with it. CAN we?!
8 March 2011

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...do we want hot peppers on our pizza? Duh.
9 March 2011

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Pepperoni, with extra onions...how many onions? WAAAHHHH Make it cry. Like a baby for a night breeding.
10 March 2011

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What are you watching on the computer? Is that the one we ordered? Yep. Pizza cam.
11 March 2011

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Cold pizza and orange juice. I could just cry. This is the best breakfast he's ever fixed.
12 March 2011

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TWANG yang yang yang yang The first robin of spring is a little early this year.
13 March 2011

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It's party time! Woo hoo! Are you still here? Sorry to be such a drag...
14 March 2011

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The xcitement of the day is building. Slooooowly.
15 March 2011

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Someday the world will thank me for inventing sponge shoes.
16 March 2011

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It's chilly in here. Would you mind knitting me into a sweater? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha, ha, ha. Good one.
17 March 2011

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I'm afraid I might not be good enough for Liz. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, come on, Jon! "MIGHT"?!
18 March 2011

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Ah, this tree should provide ample cover. Eventually...
19 March 2011

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drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CREEEEEEAK... CRASH Well, that's one way to plug a leak.
20 March 2011

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Ah, spring... I love spr... I hate spring.
21 March 2011

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Ah, nature! Fresh air! Get yer fresh air here! Is nothing sacred? You want mustard with that air?
22 March 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I've programmed my phone so that each caller has their own ring. GRAAAAK! GRAAAAK! Ah, the screeching harpy. Mrs. Feeny on line one.
23 March 2011

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I'm very sorry...yes...goodbye. About Mrs. Feeny's lawn gnome... First of all, he started it.
24 March 2011

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Bug spray! Aaahh... Irish linen. Or air freshener.
25 March 2011

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Breakfast. ZIP ZIP Uh, I'll let you know when it's time for lunch. That's why you exist, pal.
26 March 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Uh-oh. Bad news, Garfield. I burned the eggplant casserole. Don't take it so hard. It's all part of the grieving process.
27 March 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You really haven't been paying attention to your life, have you?
28 March 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Welcome to "How to Train Your Cat". Let's start with th basics, shall we? C'mon over here, Muffin. Muffin...c'mon, kitty. Heeere, kitty, kitty...heer-no, Muffin, this way...this way... Someone's being trained alright, and it ain'tMuffin...
29 March 2011

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I won't say Jon is a bad housekeeper... And I won't say this house is dirty... But I have to wipe my feet before I go OUTSIDE.
30 March 2011

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* RIIING I bet that's Liz! Jon's love shack...lip-lock Arbuckle speking. Fine, Mrs. Feeny, and you? Blow her a kiss from me, lip-lock.
31 March 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hello? No, sir, I do not have an unusually large head. Is that you, Doc Boy?! His brother gets bored.
1 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Danger is my life! Ha-HAAA! You shouldn't eat ice cream so fast. Ask me if I care.
2 April 2011

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Get back! Go away, you stupid mutt! boop beep beep boop beep boop boop * beedle beedle beedle beedle SLURP!
3 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Let's see...did I remember to shed today? Check.
4 April 2011

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There's cat hair everywhere! Don't be jumping to conclusions there, pal. Yelp! Odie sheds, too.
5 April 2011

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Uh-oh. You forgot to keep moving while you were shedding, didn't you? Help me!
6 April 2011

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I'm sweating like a pig. Ah! Much better! I envy you.
7 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
This Property Valiantly Protected by a Savage, Bloodthirsty, White-Hot Ball of Canine Fury. Who writes your stuff? Wouldn't you like to know...
8 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Geez... Will eat homework for food. How low will dogs sink? To here, I guess. Iced Toilet Water 5c
9 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hmmm... I'm reading an article about cats and the stress they can cause. snatch RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP What article? What stress? A soothing sense of calm just came over my being.
10 April 2011

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Up, please.
11 April 2011

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YAWN You look tired. It's comforting to know I've got the right look.
12 April 2011

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They say love is blind. Love is also an idiot.
13 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
The sun. The wind. The rain. Have you been outside lately? Fascinating theories...
14 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
And now "The Feline Gourmet" with your host, chef Snuggles. Hi, and welcome! Today, my owner is out for the afternoon... So we'll be whipping up a hardy guppy goulash! That's one nervous-looking fish.
15 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Scrapbooking, stamp collecting, needle-point... I try to avoid hobbies. It's sort of a hobby of mine.
16 April 2011

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Jon, we're going to be late! I'm ready! You are NOT going out in those pants. No, no parachute pants, either. I don't think so. Uhhhh...no. Over my dead body. Where does he GET these clothes? There was a sale at Clown Town.
17 April 2011

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Thank you! Thank you for your applause! CLAP CLAP CLAP I was swatting a bug. Thank you for swatting a bug!
18 April 2011

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Welcome to the show! This is where you applaud. Oh, we thought this is where you entertain!
19 April 2011

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I need a volunteer from the audience! Heck, I need an audience.
20 April 2011

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You've been a great audience! No, we haven't. Have so. Have not. Then we'll just agree to disagree. Okay.
21 April 2011

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I am at peace with the world. YAWM Or sleepy. They're a lot alike.
22 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm feeling down. Then put a smile on that face, Mr. Mopey Pants! Do you know there's a sock on the roof? I believe I do.
23 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
SPLOP! SOOOO-EEEY! PIG-PIG-PIG-PIG! GLOMP! MMMMFFFFF!!
24 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
How was the kite flying? The kite had a better time than I did.
25 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
They say there are some big fish in this lake. How big?!
26 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Oh, no! We're going to crash! NO TIME TO REACT! LOOK OUT! AYIEEE! I'd call a turtle ambulance, but that could take weeks. Ow.
27 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! zzzzzzzzzzzzz Ulp That fly died a hero.
28 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
A lady at the restaurant tonight told Liz and me we "make a lovely couple"! Buuuut?... But then I stepped on her foot, she screamed, and her dentures shot out and lodged in the busboy's neck. There's always a "but".
29 April 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hello, Bark-Bark! Hi, Moo-Moo! I sang a song today, Bark-Bark! Was it a happy song, Moo-Moo? I wonder if sock puppets are flammable?
30 April 2011

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* doo-dooo dee-dee dum doo-dooo... * ooh-ooh-oooooohhh baby bay-bee.. UH-HUH-UH-HUH * BLANG-A TWANND-YANG!! CHA-CHONK, CHA-CHONK PLAY AGAIN?
1 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I need to be more creative. Red flag, red flag. You know, I used to paint when I was in college. Barns don't count. I bet I've still got a masterpiece in me! I think we're out of black velvet.
2 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Should I paint a portrait...or a still life? Or both. Your muse is not amused.
3 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
How about a real dynamic pose? I guess that IS pretty dynamic for you. Hurry up, I can't hold this forever.
4 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Give me a "Mona Lisa" smile. Mona Lisa din't smile like that! You never caught her at a Willie Nelson concert.
5 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What are you painting, Jon? Garfield. It needs more orange. There isn't enough orange in the WORLD. I've always thought so.
6 May 2011

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...there! I think I've captured your essence. Let's see. -
7 May 2011

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* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic send WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic
8 May 2011

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I really overslept today. It's almost time to go back to bed. Maybe I can fit in a quick nap.
9 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Busy day. Don't I know it! It seems like the harder I work, the behinder I get. One of the other cats called in sick. Are you listening to me? So I had to take two naps AT THE SAME TIME!
10 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Let's take a look at the news. Oh, that's just AWFUL! Let's look at something else. That can't be good.
11 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
COMING SOON TO THIS SITE: AN EVEN BIGGER SIGN! Can't stop progress.
12 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
There's an antique doll show downtown. Well, let's GO, then! I'll get my coat! You really need to stop me when I do that. Say hi to Betsy Wetsy for me.
13 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
"Dear Ask Dog"... "My dog will stare at a spot on the wall that he thinks is a bug, but it isn't, for hours. Is he stupid?" Signed, "Just wondering". Odie? Odie?
14 May 2011

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15 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Oh, look! Odie has come to rescue me from this tree! Well, he did SOMETHING involving this tree.
16 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Oh, no! Kids with kites! -
17 May 2011

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Well, well, well. Uh-oh. I wonder who's ticklish? I have money.
18 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
In case of emergency, break glass CRACK Yoo-hoo...up here.
19 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
This day couldn't get much worse. DING DING * Ice creamman! Okay, that's just evil.
20 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Nothing good can come from this. Okay, Garfield! Drop into this nice warm vat of fettucine! But what do I know?
21 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Uh-oh. FWING YAAAHHH!
22 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Tuna. ZIP Yep. That's what I should have named you. This had better not be a false alarm.
23 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I broke a shoelace! How can I go on?! Maybe I should switch to slip-ons. Oh, no. Go with your first instinct.
24 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I am ready for my date! How do I look? Um... Isn't you date on friday? I hope this corsage holds up.
25 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm not buying it. Curses.
26 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Z BARK! BONK! You're up. And Odie's on a bus bound for Nome.
27 May 2011

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Z I'm pretty sure the coffee isn't strong enough. Z
28 May 2011

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(null)
29 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Weird... Thoughts? We're attracting a higher class of rodent?
30 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
...the the mice beat up the stupid cat... ...and lived happily ever after! That's one sick bedtime story.
31 May 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
It's dark an raining outside... There's a mouse sitting in the window sill... PLAYING A TINY SAXOPHONE! Good day for the blues.
1 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Eek! A man! There. How do YOU like it? GARFIELD!
2 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
z z Z I taste cheese! I smell tuna!
3 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Help! Help! I'm going to catch you. Why do I always seem to be the one making all the effort?! That's nice.
4 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I love you, Odie. SMACK! GARFIELD! I love you, too.
5 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I have a picture of Liz in my wallet. You need a smaller picture. I need a larger wallet. Or that.
6 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm a very serious cat. I have little cowboys on my shirt! And it's not easy.
7 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I don't understand why you don't like me, Garfield. Is it because I'm cute? Or lovable? Or angelic? Or endearing? Or precious? Or young? Or personable? Or spunky? Or clever? ... Yes.
8 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Show me a cute, obnoxious kitten... And I'll show you a hole in the door. Where? There.
9 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield! Did you throw Nermal through the door again?! That was mean! You should be ashamed of yourself! Yes, thank you. And funny but I'm not.
10 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Ah, the noble radish! Just what is it? Because I haven't the foggiest idea.
11 June 2011

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(null)
12 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Here comes Arlene. Better suck it in. SUUUUUCK THUD -
13 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Wisdom comes with age. Wisdom? Woo hoo... I was hoping for a second dessert.
14 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday nightmare! But you're a present. What's scary about that? Open me up? A senior citizen's discount card. BWAH-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!
15 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I hope I don't have another age nightmare tonight. Are you the birthday boy? So much for hoping.
16 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What are you? I'm a comb-over. I've had scarier age nightmares. Wait! I've got split ends, too!
17 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm tonight's age nightmare, Garfield...the UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL! BWAH-HA! HA! H Who's your friend? Huh? I'm the garage door opener. HE'S not scary. Didn't I tell you to wait in the car?
18 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
OH, Garfield... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Make a wish, Garfield! Hmmm... foof POOF Yes!
19 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I see somebody who needs a hug! HEY! Bring that cake back here!
20 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Cute kitty coming through. sniff BURP cough Jealous?
21 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What are you doing for dinner tonight, Jon? Oh, just opening a can of something. "Something"? Did you read the label? Who has time for labels?!
22 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Dogs have an amazing ability to identify smells. Which comes as no surprise... Because they're responsible for most of them. **
23 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield... I'm going to order a pizza for dinner. And I can do without the confetti. Oh, how can you deny my unfettered euphoria?
24 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You've been on your back all day, Garfield! Ever thought of turning over? Ever thought of buying a giant spatula?
25 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Z The light bulb blew out again and I'm scared. Z Can I have a glass of water? Tell me a story. Didn't get much sleep last night? Clean out the stupid fridge!
26 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
YAAAAH! I would find that funny if it didn't kinda hurt my feelings.
27 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Say, isn't that you on the cover of my magazine? No. SLAP Now it is!
28 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hee hee...this hard hat will protect me from that cat. * GONG! That worked out except for MY EARS!
29 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
poing! SPLAT Maybe you need to go on a diet. OH, YEAH?! ...perhaps we can all derive a measure of comfort from Larry's last words... "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, FATSO."
30 June 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
My life is too hectic, Garfield. Uh-oh. I need to simplify. This can't be good. I'm cutting back on personal hygiene. I could move somewhere warm.
1 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
MOUSE! Hey, loudmouth! Now EVERYBODY'S going to want one!
2 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Oh, all right... But next time YOU guys get the kiddie pool! Hey!
3 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I've felt safer.
4 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Welcome to "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater". Hungry? Nope. You have been watching "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater".
5 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Happiness is what I'm all about. SLAP POO! MY happiness.
6 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
There's been a dog food recall, Odie. I'll save you! Hey, guys, there's been a dog food recall. POO!
7 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You know what's weird? I've never heard Liz belch. All the times we've been together, she's never belched ONCE! Do you suppose she's saving it up` Sure. For when she meets your folks.
8 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm saving this cookie for later. Late enough.
9 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
(null)
10 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Wow! Did you hear that thunder? It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up! Ditto that.
11 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I've heard thunder makes cats jumpy. Z BOOOM! I wonder if that's true.
12 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield, come out from under the couch. It's only a little thund BOOM Hey, I found a dime! My hero.
13 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
That thunder can't get us now, Garfield. munch munch munch It's safe here under the couch. munch munch munch It's also disgusting. Care for a petrified cheese curl?
14 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I don't believe this. I'm hinding from a thunderstorm, under the couch, with my cat. This will be out little secret, okay? Just between you, me, and my blog.
15 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm hungry. And thirsty. That was efficient.
16 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
17 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield, do you ever wonder what's going on in the world? There's something going on? You're pathetic. There's a world?
18 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Odie looks bored. It's subtle, but it's there.
19 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
The nose does not really make a good pencil holder. I'd write that down... But I seem to be out of pencils.
20 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I don't feel like barking today. Hey, pal. You have to. It's your JOB. Oh, very well... Bark Happy? What's this world COMING to?!
21 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Would you like to see the medal I won as the world's fastest snail? Sure. Darn! I left it at home. I'll be back in a week. I'll be here.
22 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hi, Liz...how was work today? You did?... No kidding! She deloused a labradoodle! You watch your mouth.
23 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
(null)
24 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
How's life been treating you, hon? I have a girlfriend no, Irma! I think she needs a shave, hon. I wouldn't talk with legs like those...HON
25 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hi, Liz, it's your boyfriend! Ooh, which one? I have so many! Jon? Jon, it was a joke Too late. He's already on the roof.
26 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Jon, would you like to hold hands? Sure! Each others? Even better!
27 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Liz and I are going to the late night movie tonight... So don't wait up. Okay. Z
28 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
It's friday night! * FREEEP! Uh-ho...and that rascal, Garfield, got a head start on us! Good one! clap clap It's rude noises night!
29 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I don't understand women. I'll just pretend I do. Yeah, that's always worked.
30 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield! Garfield! The Donut Barn is having a clearance sale! EEEEEEEEE! Oh, for Pete's sake! EEEEeeeeeee YOU TWO ARE NUTS! SLAM beep beep boop beep beep Hello? I want sprinkles.
31 July 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Good morning, Garfield. I see you're awake. Ah. So that's what this is called.
1 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
* TWANG * TWANG * TWANG Odie needs tuning!
2 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Do you know what I think? Oh, I hope not. Even MY brain has standards.
3 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
He's lost a little weight, hasn't he? You have gill breath.
4 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Could I please speak to the most beautiful girl in the world? She's not here right now...will I do? How do I answer THAT? I'd hang up and hide behind the drapes.
5 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
At the top of this mountain lives a wise man. Right on the top, huh? He has a long beard, and he says great things about life. Oxygen deprivation will do that to you.
6 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn DIG DIG DIG dig DIG dig DIG DIG dig dig DIG dig DIG dig DIG dig Not so fast, bone brain.
7 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hey, handsome. He enjoys an occasional compliment.
8 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Odie, the dog of a thousand faces! That's one...
9 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I like to think I represent cats everywhere. CRASH! CAT PRIDE!
10 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
scratch scratch scratch She never scratches ME behind the ears. That's because she like me better.
11 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I hope to have kids someday, Garfield. So I need the practice. Ready to go to the mall, "son"? I hate you, "dad".
12 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
BEWARE OF DOG Do you know how much I saved on that sign? Not enough.
13 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Sigh Ah, memories...
14 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What a nice amusement park. YEEEE! Garfield, people are staring. Corn Dog Heaven
15 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I love amusement parks! The hot dogs, the sodas... The elephant ears, the ice cream, the pretzels... ...the cotton candy.
16 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Nope. Nope. Oh, yeah!
17 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You must be this tall to ride this attraction May I have my shirt back now? Just a minute...he's still looking. Urf.
18 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
YAAH! AYIEE! Are you boys ready for the roller coaster to begin? Let 'er rip!
19 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Boy, what a funday! No argument here. Guess which ride I enjoyed most? Mhh...let me think. Theeeee roller coaster? Wanna go again?!
20 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
b-d-d-d-d-d-d-d BWONG* SPLAT! Nobody TOLD me high-dive practice was this afternoon!
21 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
How long are you planning to lie there? A long time, I take it? Until I put out roots, pal.
22 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Odie is chasing a squirrel! ...now the squirrel is chasing Odie? Tag! You're it! smack! Ahhh...
23 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Tonight, on Mouse News... Cheese is good...film at eleven. You don't see hard-hitting investigative journalism like that anyone.
24 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
The ice cream melted! Oh, no! I'll grab a mop! Not that! THINK, man! I have a straw!
25 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What would you like to do, Liz? Why don't we watch golf on TV together? Okay, I'm gonna cry now. Manly tears, of course.
26 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
On today's show, people who don't trust their pets. I walked into the kitchen and found Fluffy at the table... Reading my life insurance policy! Kinda obvious there, Fluffy.
27 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
click vvvvvvv dingle * dingle * vvvvvvv vvvv BZZZZZ
28 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
We should order a pizza. I've never seen a cat do the cha cha. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
29 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'd like a large pepperoni. * DING DONG Now THAT'S service! It's cold.
30 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I wonder what we should have for dinner. INSERT PIZZA There's ONE subtle suggestion.
31 August 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
We can't order pizza EVERY night of the week, can we? Then again, if we don't try, how will we ever find out? I'm loving this logic!
1 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
C'mon, aren't we sick of ordering pizza every night? Uh-oh... I'm weakening. Looook into my eeeeyes...
2 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
* RIIING click Jon here, I'm not home right now... I'm probably off on some exotic adventure... Hey, maybe I'll find a shrunken head! This is why we never get messages.
3 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What a nice day at the beach, Garfield. Even Jon is enjoying himself. Poor guy...he's usually a walking disaster area. Where is he with those hot dogs, anyway? SEAGULLS! I'm not gonna look. Good thinking.
4 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I just completed a home improvement project. Ever heard of bunk beds? Tah-dah! Garfield Garfield
5 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
It's everybody's favorite quiz show, "Ask Odie"! Ready for your first question, Odie? Hmmm... That wasn't it, dipwad!
6 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hi! How's it going, Squeak? Never better! Another narrow escape!
7 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I am NOT the biggest loser in the world! See?! You're not even good at being a loser.
8 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hi, Garfield! Surprised to see me? No. But HE is.
9 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Nothing will move me from this spot. Chocolate pudding! Oh, I know what you're thinking... I brought the spot with me.
10 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
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11 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
The All-Cat Channel presents... "The History of Yarn". "Part One: Cro-Magnon Underwear". This is boring. Shhh!
12 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Go fish. -
13 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
YAWN BAT -
14 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
How come you don't bat me anymore? Uh, I'd rather not say. YOU THINK I'M FAT, DON'T YOU?!!
15 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
What a beautiful view! I mean, HELP! I lost my concentration there for a moment.
16 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I can't hold on much longer! I'm going to have let go! Just as soon as somebody soft walks underneath me.
17 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
(null)
18 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You look bored. You got that right. You need a change of scenery. You got that right. So, how about moving from that spot?! So, how about painting the ceiling a different color?!
19 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
CRASH! Was that the cookie jar?! Gravity is my friend.
20 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I don't know how to tell you, Garfield... But cats are supposed to be clean animals. Not during the tapioka festival!
21 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
So, how's your teddy bear today? He's not speaking to us.
22 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You say your ordered too much chinese food tonight? ** DING-DONG There's the doorbell...hold on. He's already there, isn't he? Brought his own chopsticks.
23 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
BARK! BARK! BARK! Oops! That was embarrassing. I was barking at my reflection in the window. I don't blame you.
24 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
WHAP! * beedle beedle beedle Hi, Jon! What's up? Uhhhh... I forgot why I was calling you. Well, call me back when you remember. click I FORGOT HER NUMBER!!! Old people are funny.
25 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware Of Judgemental Dog Nice slouch. I'd rather be bitten.
26 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware Of XXXX DUCK HA! HA! HA! I hate temp work.
27 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware Of Techno-Dog tic tic tic * BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE GRRR
28 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I just LOVE this sign! BEWARE OF DOG Love it! Love it! Love it! I mean... GRR! Too late.
29 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware Of ****** What? It's classified.
30 September 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Chase Your Tennis Ball: 5c Give It Back: $ 5.00
1 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hey, that's great! OK, see you in a few! Liz is bringing over dinner tonight! ...and she made LAGASNA! Yep...she should be coming through that door any minute now! ** DING DONG It's open! Jon? Jon who?
2 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I could be wrong, Garfield... But I think it might be time to clean the refrigerator. I just got an EMail from the mayonnaise. "Jon Arbuckle and Mayonnaise are now friends".
3 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING New fire hydrant?
4 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
AAAH! THUD! I just fell from that tree! Who hasn't?
5 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
It says here that cats leave you as easily as they'll love you. Not to worry. I'm not all that fond of you, but I'm too lazy to leave.
6 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I decided to go with the SMALLER tie. Hey, you CHOOSE the be with him, lady.
7 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
They put these little booties on me to keep my feet warm. I see. Is there any point in my barking at you? I'd only snicker.
8 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Z Sigh... I'm bored. I know! Let's walk down the street and have a parade! I'll be the grand marshal, and you can be a float! People will line the street, cheering and throwing flowers! SMACK! I'm bored again. Welcome back.
9 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Remember when I was a loser with women? That was before I started going out with Liz. ...and she became a loser with men.
10 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Jon, why don't we stay in tonight? There's a figure skating competition on TV. Sure! I LOVE watching that! Wonderful! Okay, I'm guessing figure skating.
11 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Darn! My favorite T-shirt shrank in the wash! Thank goodness it still fits, though. This is a guy thing, right? Be thankful it wasn't his pants.
12 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
How are you today, Garfield? Great! Couldn't be better! Swell! You have to be careful what you tell a veterinarian.
13 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Jon? Yes, Liz? Are your feet painted black? Yes. I couldn't find my shoes this morning. And we had plenty of foot paint.
14 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Jon, this may come as a shock to you, but... scratch scratch. Now, where was I?
15 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm glad we went out for breakfast. It's nice to have some time alone. Oops...spoke too soon! I can't eat with them staring at us like that! Just ignore them. Try lowering the blinds. -
16 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'm up to wednesday! No more eating ahead!
17 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Yee-hah! Now what? A man with a rake will turn you into mulch. I withdraw my "Yee-hah".
18 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield, can you come here? Yes. -
19 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
When Liz gets here, be on your best behavior. I'm cool with that. On second thought, be on somebody ELSE'S bes behavior. Oh, come on!
20 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Yes, mom, Liz and I are still together. Yes, I know we make a lovely couple. Yes, I know you'd like to see grandchildren before you die. Moms are not masters of subtlety.
21 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware Of Dog Is this your sign? No. Duh...I don't even have a dog.
22 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
(null)
23 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
The universe does not revolve around you. Oh, yeah?! I've got news for you, mister! That's just one of its faults!
24 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Hold on! Whoa! I thought I was going to sneeze, but then I didn't! Life is like a mad, crazy coaster ride!
25 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
General, the zombies have breached our perimeter! Should I hold my position? Over... What are they doing now? Over... Dipping my foot in guacamole, sir. Over... I'd fall back about now.
26 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
The monster is coming this way! Ha! Look how slow it is! My GRANDMOTHER could outrun that mon EEEEK! Um...chaeck that. Maw-Maw went with her track shoes on.
27 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Mr. Mayor! A giant cheesy fake rubber spider is invading the city! You can see the wires and everything! Thrn call out the tiny toy tanks! Pardon me, but your budget is showing.
28 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
General, there's a giant mutant 98-year-old lady approaching on radar! How bad can that be? Bad, sir. She's driving a 32-story 1965 Bonneville! With a 16-foot blinking left turn signal.
29 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
click ...GIVE MY CREATURE LIFE!!! ZZZZZIT! ZZZZZOT! LIFE, I SAY...LIFE!!! ZZZZZZIT! ZZZZZZOT! ZZZZZZAT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL GET UP ALREADY!!! STOP WITH THE JOY BUZZER, MOM!!! Lazy teenage monsters.
30 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Why are there fang marks in the lasagna? AND WHY IS THE TOMATO SAUCE MISSING? Oh, sure. Blame the vampire.
31 October 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Winter approaches. Now it's a little farther away.
1 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Don't tell me...time to feed the cat. Is this my life?! There must be something more! My litter box is about to be declared a hazardous waste dump.
2 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
So, how'd you get so FAT? Eating chubby mice. Let me rephrase that.
3 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Shall we go out to dinner tonight? Okay! She was talking to me! Very well, you may drive.
4 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I'll be howling at the moon tonight! Why do you do that? Oh, it's something to do. That's silly. Where are you going? I go bat a ball of yarn.
5 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z z Z z Z Z
6 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Stick's Chased Free! You Throw, We Retrieve Four Sticks, No Waiting
7 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware Of Dog Back in 5 Min Bone break.
8 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Beware of Dogs Incorporated Employees Must Wash Paws Before Attacking
9 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
A teddy bear makes everything better... ...and everything that's better even betterer.
10 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Look, Garfield! I bought a little teddy bear accordion for Pooky! Well?! Don't make eye contact, Pooky, and maybe he'll just wander away.
11 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
SNAKE! Practicing...just in case. The weekends are way too long.
12 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Woo-hoo! This must be where the action is! Did you get my sarcasm there? OW! Did you get my kick there?
13 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH Help! I'm being eaten by a cookie jar! Get out of there!
14 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Uh-oh! Other side! Other side! Ah, that's better.
15 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
He's certainly a happy dog. YOU oughta be a diplomat.
16 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
It would be nice to wake up to music. Instead of alarm. No problem. I'd like to open with a little blues number. Sigh.
17 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Were you even listening to me? Sometimes I wonder why I even bother! You're a dog, right?
18 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I declare this house property of the Empire of Mice! Garfield... Shh. Don't let them hear you!
19 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
bip boop boop beep bip What do you feel like for dinner tonight, Liz? How about Italian? No? Chinese, then? How does pizza sound? Or we could just do big greasy burgers. Oh, and we may have to bring the cat. "May"? There is no"may".
20 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Do you think there could be creatures from outer space watching us? Could be... How desparate are they for entertainment?
21 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
We're here to enjoy the great outdoors, Garfield. To commune with nature. You're not communing! I can fit seventeen noths in my mouth.
22 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Nice to see you, Garfield. MY cookie! It's the friendly ones you have to watch out for.
23 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Love is what I'm all about. Did I say "love"? SMACK! I meant to say "pastry".
24 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Like I'd forget your shopping list.
25 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
You're getting kind of big. Cool!
26 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
(null)
27 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Here is a box. Fill it with something and give it to me. Ah, the spirit of Christmas.
28 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Do you know what you want for Christmas, Garfield? This is a picture of a pizzeria. We could put it right over there.
29 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Your Christmas list needs to be a little more practical. Fine. This is an ice cream truck. Transportation AND nourishment!
30 November 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield, this isn't a Christmas catalog... It's a restaurant supply catalog! Ooo, a hot dog cart! And it matches our sofa perfectly!
1 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Have you finished it? Done and done. I just e-mailed it. Why did the lights just go dim? We're downloading Garfield's chhristmas list.
2 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Wow! Look who's lost a TON of weight! That takes care of HIS gift.
3 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
To: sclaus@nor Dear Santa, I have been a very good cat all year long. You can't fool Santa, you know. He knows if you've been good OR bad. And he's watching you all the time. Although perhaps you've seen my evil twin.
4 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
If you take that last donut, Santa will put you on his naughty list! No fat guy would ever do that.
5 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! We will return to "Santa's Elves versus Godzilla". The battle is just a bit lopsided.
6 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Dog drool... And mistletoe! Suddenly I don't feel very safe.
7 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Jon, don't spend too much on my gift. Don't worry, Liz. I won't. I MEAN... Toooo late.
8 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Jon, stop worrying about what to get me... I'm sure whatEVER you pick will be PERFECT, and JUST what I want! No pressure there. In theater, this is referred to as "flop sweat".
9 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas, dad. Why don't you get her a pair of frilly overalls? Frilly? The ones with the lace bib. May I talk to mom?
10 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
GAH
11 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield is limping. PUT THAT CANDY CANE BACK ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
12 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Odie's been licking from the Christmas tree stand again.
13 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Liz is coming over. I was kind of hoping that was the case.
14 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
FORGET it, pll. I'd rather kiss a DOG! Uh-oh.
15 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Liz is bringing over a batch of her holiday fudge! You can close your mouth now. Fudge first.
16 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
YEEEOW
17 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
boop bip beep bip boop Hi, Jon, it's Liz. My power just went out here. Did your power go out? It's for you.
18 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
* FA-LA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LAH GURK! My singing Christmas wreath! MY nap.
19 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield Never draw a mouse in a gift exchange.
20 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Santa! You shaved your beard! And put on more weight! poke poke And lost your sense of humor.
21 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Okay, that was gross.
22 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
HO! HO! HO! I'm SPIDER CLAUS! I HOPE YOU GET UNDERWEAR!
23 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Nobody can sleep on Christmas eve... Nooobody. -
24 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
pack pack pack pack Merry Christmas.
25 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Run, Liz! Run while you still can! New sweater. Run, Odie!
26 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Garfield, I've made a resolution! No more thumb-sucking! Except during scary movies. That goes without saying.
27 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Any new year's resolutions, Garfield? To stop eating junk food, and to exercise every day. And to curb my incessant lying.
28 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Any new year's resolutions, spider? To think befor eI speak. ...FATSO! Blew it already, didn't you, Bob? Go bite a black widow, Larry.
29 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
Making any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Yep. The same one I make every year. Not to mess with perfection.
30 December 2011

		» 1 January 2011 »
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Woo hoo! So that explains the hats.
31 December 2011

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