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1 January 2011
What a lovely night. All the stars are out. click! Now back to "Yodeling wit the Stars"! Garfield? -
2 January 2011
Well, I'm going to go hibernate now. You're going to go WHAT? Why am I just now hearing about hibernation?
3 January 2011
We are only given a certain amount of time on earth. Some choose to live life to the fullest. Hi! I'm Moo-Moo! And some of us watch "Sock Puppet Friends".
4 January 2011
I hate change. I didn't used to... But I've changed.
5 January 2011
You rock! It's nice to know I'm here for me.
6 January 2011
I don't have a worry in the world. I gave them away.
7 January 2011
Life is full of surprises. Well, maybe not FULL. Maybe some of them leaked out.
8 January 2011
STOMP! HA! Wake me for the vernal equinox.
9 January 2011
You're fat. It's true! I'm fat! There's more of me to love! I've done MY part!
10 January 2011
Swallow breakfast before you eat lunch. Oh man... Who makes up all these rule?!
11 January 2011
It's diet time, Garfield. What?! Come on...continents sink into the ocean all the time!
12 January 2011
Liz thinks I should put you on low-calorie cat food. ROAAARR LIZ thinks! NOT me! Easy there, big fella!
13 January 2011
Who wants a salad?! Thank goodness no one was hurt in the stampede. That's his little attempt at sarcasm.
14 January 2011
Gosh, I hope nobody eaty my new houseplant. Hey! This is a SALAD!
15 January 2011
hmmmmm POOMP Greetings, eartling. Take me to ypur leader. And make it snappy! This intergalactic incident wil not go unreported.
16 January 2011
Vegetables are very healthy. Cough. AHA!
17 January 2011
Can you hide me? Could this be a nightmare? -and eleven of my sugar-glazed friends? Oh, no! It IS a nightmare! THERE'S NO COFFEE! BWAH Ha! Ha! Ha!
18 January 2011
You know, Garfield, donuts are bad for you. Shame on them.
19 January 2011
He looks just like you. I think so.
20 January 2011
PLOP Were there any witnesses?
21 January 2011
Whoa! This sweater is much warmer than feathers! Although it's not so good for flying!
22 January 2011
Echo Point Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! I wonder how that works. I wonder how that works.
23 January 2011
And that's the news... Well, most of it. I skipped a couple of stories with words I couldn't pronounce. I always wondered about that.
24 January 2011
Sir, I suspect that this may have been MURDER! Murder, you say?! Yes, sir...look at the piano. The piano? Um...the one sitting on the body? Ohhh, THAT piano. Inspector Oblivious of Scotland Yard.
25 January 2011
...K-K-K-K-K... BZZT! POK POK POK You are watching the scrambled-image, static, and vertically flipping picture channel. Ah! You can cancel the service call.
26 January 2011
Welcome to the show! I hope you're ready to be kind of dazzled... By the SORT-OF-AMAZING IRVING! Not one of your better magicians.
27 January 2011
Someday insects will rule the earth. Now what? Going with th flow, slave boy.
28 January 2011
Welcome the the all-act game show, "What Did Muffy Kill?" Okay panel, before your questions, you'll get one clue from Muffy, and here it is... HACK! Blue jay! Gotta be!
29 January 2011
This way, guys! Z Hi! Who are you? We're twelve little donuts who've lost our way... Could you direct us back to the land of yummy pastries? Why don't I just eat you instead? You try it, buster, and I'll call our big brother! Goahead. HEY, DWAYNE! Yes? Th
30 January 2011
Dinosaurs ruled the earth. Z And now they're gone. Wow! That WAS a long nap.
31 January 2011