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1 January 2011
- What a lovely night. All the stars are out. - - click! - Now back to "Yodeling wit the Stars"! - Garfield? -
2 January 2011
Well, I'm going to go hibernate now. - You're going to go WHAT? - Why am I just now hearing about hibernation?
3 January 2011
We are only given a certain amount of time on earth. - Some choose to live life to the fullest. - Hi! I'm Moo-Moo! And some of us watch "Sock Puppet Friends".
4 January 2011
I hate change. - I didn't used to... - But I've changed.
5 January 2011
- You rock! - It's nice to know I'm here for me.
6 January 2011
I don't have a worry in the world. - - I gave them away.
7 January 2011
Life is full of surprises. - - Well, maybe not FULL. Maybe some of them leaked out.
8 January 2011
- - STOMP! HA! - - - - Wake me for the vernal equinox.
9 January 2011
You're fat. It's true! I'm fat! - There's more of me to love! - I've done MY part!
10 January 2011
Swallow breakfast before you eat lunch. - Oh man... - Who makes up all these rule?!
11 January 2011
It's diet time, Garfield. - What?! - Come on...continents sink into the ocean all the time!
12 January 2011
Liz thinks I should put you on low-calorie cat food. - ROAAARR - LIZ thinks! NOT me! Easy there, big fella!
13 January 2011
Who wants a salad?! - - Thank goodness no one was hurt in the stampede. That's his little attempt at sarcasm.
14 January 2011
Gosh, I hope nobody eaty my new houseplant. - - Hey! This is a SALAD!
15 January 2011
- hmmmmm - POOMP - Greetings, eartling. - Take me to ypur leader. - And make it snappy! - This intergalactic incident wil not go unreported.
16 January 2011
Vegetables are very healthy. - - Cough. AHA!
17 January 2011
Can you hide me? Could this be a nightmare? - -and eleven of my sugar-glazed friends? Oh, no! It IS a nightmare! - THERE'S NO COFFEE! BWAH Ha! Ha! Ha!
18 January 2011
You know, Garfield, donuts are bad for you. - - Shame on them.
19 January 2011
- - He looks just like you. I think so.
20 January 2011
- PLOP - Were there any witnesses?
21 January 2011
Whoa! This sweater is much warmer than feathers! - - Although it's not so good for flying!
22 January 2011
- Echo Point - Meow! - Meow! - Meow! Meow! - I wonder how that works. I wonder how that works.
23 January 2011
And that's the news... - Well, most of it. - I skipped a couple of stories with words I couldn't pronounce. I always wondered about that.
24 January 2011
Sir, I suspect that this may have been MURDER! Murder, you say?! - Yes, sir...look at the piano. The piano? - Um...the one sitting on the body? Ohhh, THAT piano. Inspector Oblivious of Scotland Yard.
25 January 2011
...K-K-K-K-K... BZZT! POK POK POK - You are watching the scrambled-image, static, and vertically flipping picture channel. Ah! - You can cancel the service call.
26 January 2011
Welcome to the show! - I hope you're ready to be kind of dazzled... - By the SORT-OF-AMAZING IRVING! Not one of your better magicians.
27 January 2011
Someday insects will rule the earth. - - Now what? Going with th flow, slave boy.
28 January 2011
Welcome the the all-act game show, "What Did Muffy Kill?" - Okay panel, before your questions, you'll get one clue from Muffy, and here it is... - HACK! Blue jay! Gotta be!
29 January 2011
ahead. - HEY, DWAYNE! - Yes? This dream just keeps getting better and better.
30 January 2011
Dinosaurs ruled the earth. Z - And now they're gone. - Wow! That WAS a long nap.
31 January 2011