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Garfield

Chase Your Tennis Ball: 5c Give It Back: $ 5.00

1 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hey, that's great! OK, see you in a few! Liz is bringing over dinner tonight! ...and she made LAGASNA! Yep...she should be coming through that door any minute now! ** DING DONG It's open! Jon? Jon who?

2 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

I could be wrong, Garfield... But I think it might be time to clean the refrigerator. I just got an EMail from the mayonnaise. "Jon Arbuckle and Mayonnaise are now friends".

3 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING New fire hydrant?

4 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

AAAH! THUD! I just fell from that tree! Who hasn't?

5 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

It says here that cats leave you as easily as they'll love you. Not to worry. I'm not all that fond of you, but I'm too lazy to leave.

6 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

I decided to go with the SMALLER tie. Hey, you CHOOSE the be with him, lady.

7 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

They put these little booties on me to keep my feet warm. I see. Is there any point in my barking at you? I'd only snicker.

8 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Z Sigh... I'm bored. I know! Let's walk down the street and have a parade! I'll be the grand marshal, and you can be a float! People will line the street, cheering and throwing flowers! SMACK! I'm bored again. Welcome back.

9 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Remember when I was a loser with women? That was before I started going out with Liz. ...and she became a loser with men.

10 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Jon, why don't we stay in tonight? There's a figure skating competition on TV. Sure! I LOVE watching that! Wonderful! Okay, I'm guessing figure skating.

11 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Darn! My favorite T-shirt shrank in the wash! Thank goodness it still fits, though. This is a guy thing, right? Be thankful it wasn't his pants.

12 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

How are you today, Garfield? Great! Couldn't be better! Swell! You have to be careful what you tell a veterinarian.

13 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Jon? Yes, Liz? Are your feet painted black? Yes. I couldn't find my shoes this morning. And we had plenty of foot paint.

14 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Jon, this may come as a shock to you, but... scratch scratch. Now, where was I?

15 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm glad we went out for breakfast. It's nice to have some time alone. Oops...spoke too soon! I can't eat with them staring at us like that! Just ignore them. Try lowering the blinds. -

16 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm up to wednesday! No more eating ahead!

17 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Yee-hah! Now what? A man with a rake will turn you into mulch. I withdraw my "Yee-hah".

18 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, can you come here? Yes. -

19 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

When Liz gets here, be on your best behavior. I'm cool with that. On second thought, be on somebody ELSE'S bes behavior. Oh, come on!

20 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Yes, mom, Liz and I are still together. Yes, I know we make a lovely couple. Yes, I know you'd like to see grandchildren before you die. Moms are not masters of subtlety.

21 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Dog Is this your sign? No. Duh...I don't even have a dog.

22 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

YAAAARRRGHHH! Okay, the monster has eaten Fred, Charlene, and Wilberforce. If we're going to make it out of here alive... One of us is going to have to distract it! Can I get a volunteer?... Anyone?... How about you, Lumpy? Oh,this is because I'm chubby,

23 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

The universe does not revolve around you. Oh, yeah?! I've got news for you, mister! That's just one of its faults!

24 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hold on! Whoa! I thought I was going to sneeze, but then I didn't! Life is like a mad, crazy coaster ride!

25 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

General, the zombies have breached our perimeter! Should I hold my position? Over... What are they doing now? Over... Dipping my foot in guacamole, sir. Over... I'd fall back about now.

26 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

The monster is coming this way! Ha! Look how slow it is! My GRANDMOTHER could outrun that mon EEEEK! Um...chaeck that. Maw-Maw went with her track shoes on.

27 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Mr. Mayor! A giant cheesy fake rubber spider is invading the city! You can see the wires and everything! Thrn call out the tiny toy tanks! Pardon me, but your budget is showing.

28 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

General, there's a giant mutant 98-year-old lady approaching on radar! How bad can that be? Bad, sir. She's driving a 32-story 1965 Bonneville! With a 16-foot blinking left turn signal.

29 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

click ...GIVE MY CREATURE *LIFE*!!! ZZZZZIT! ZZZZZOT! LIFE, I SAY...*LIFE*!!! ZZZZZZIT! ZZZZZZOT! ZZZZZZAT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL GET UP ALREADY!!! STOP WITH THE JOY BUZZER, MOM!!! Lazy teenage monsters.

30 October 2011
 


 
Garfield

Why are there fang marks in the lasagna? AND WHY IS THE TOMATO SAUCE MISSING? Oh, sure. Blame the vampire.

31 October 2011
 




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