Chase Your Tennis Ball: 5c - - Give It Back: $ 5.00
1 October 2011
Hey, that's great! - OK, see you in a few! - Liz is bringing over dinner tonight! - ...and she made LAGASNA! - Yep...she should be coming through that door any minute now! - ** DING DONG It's open! - Jon? Jon who?
2 October 2011
I could be wrong, Garfield... - But I think it might be time to clean the refrigerator. - I just got an EMail from the mayonnaise. "Jon Arbuckle and Mayonnaise are now friends".
3 October 2011
BOING BOING - BOING BOING BOING - New fire hydrant?
4 October 2011
AAAH! - THUD! - I just fell from that tree! Who hasn't?
5 October 2011
It says here that cats leave you as easily as they'll love you. - Not to worry. - I'm not all that fond of you, but I'm too lazy to leave.
6 October 2011
- I decided to go with the SMALLER tie. - Hey, you CHOOSE the be with him, lady.
7 October 2011
They put these little booties on me to keep my feet warm. - I see. - Is there any point in my barking at you? I'd only snicker.
8 October 2011
Z - Sigh... - I'm bored. - I know! Let's walk down the street and have a parade! - I'll be the grand marshal, and you can be a float! - People will line the street, cheering and throwing flowers! - SMACK! - I'm bored again. Welcome back.
9 October 2011
Remember when I was a loser with women? - - That was before I started going out with Liz. ...and she became a loser with men.
10 October 2011
Jon, why don't we stay in tonight? - There's a figure skating competition on TV. Sure! I LOVE watching that! - Wonderful! Okay, I'm guessing figure skating.
11 October 2011
Darn! My favorite T-shirt shrank in the wash! - Thank goodness it still fits, though. - This is a guy thing, right? Be thankful it wasn't his pants.
12 October 2011
How are you today, Garfield? Great! - Couldn't be better! Swell! - You have to be careful what you tell a veterinarian.
13 October 2011
Jon? Yes, Liz? - Are your feet painted black? Yes. - I couldn't find my shoes this morning. And we had plenty of foot paint.
14 October 2011
Jon, this may come as a shock to you, but... - scratch scratch. - Now, where was I?
15 October 2011
- I'm glad we went out for breakfast. It's nice to have some time alone. - Oops...spoke too soon! - I can't eat with them staring at us like that! - Just ignore them. - Try lowering the blinds. -
16 October 2011
- I'm up to wednesday! - No more eating ahead!
17 October 2011
Yee-hah! - Now what? A man with a rake will turn you into mulch. - I withdraw my "Yee-hah".
18 October 2011
Garfield, can you come here? - Yes. -
19 October 2011
When Liz gets here, be on your best behavior. - I'm cool with that. - On second thought, be on somebody ELSE'S bes behavior. Oh, come on!
20 October 2011
Yes, mom, Liz and I are still together. - Yes, I know we make a lovely couple. - Yes, I know you'd like to see grandchildren before you die. Moms are not masters of subtlety.
21 October 2011
Beware Of Dog Is this your sign? - No. - Duh...I don't even have a dog.
22 October 2011
YAAAARRRGHHH! - Okay, the monster has eaten Fred, Charlene, and Wilberforce. - If we're going to make it out of here alive... - One of us is going to have to distract it! - Can I get a volunteer?... - Anyone?... - How about you, Lumpy? Oh,
23 October 2011
The universe does not revolve around you. Oh, yeah?! - I've got news for you, mister! - That's just one of its faults!
24 October 2011
Hold on! - Whoa! I thought I was going to sneeze, but then I didn't! - Life is like a mad, crazy coaster ride!
25 October 2011
General, the zombies have breached our perimeter! - Should I hold my position? Over... What are they doing now? Over... - Dipping my foot in guacamole, sir. Over... I'd fall back about now.
26 October 2011
The monster is coming this way! - Ha! Look how slow it is! - My GRANDMOTHER could outrun that mon- EEEEK! - Um...chaeck that. Maw-Maw went with her track shoes on.
27 October 2011
Mr. Mayor! A giant cheesy fake rubber spider is invading the city! - You can see the wires and everything! - Thrn call out the tiny toy tanks! Pardon me, but your budget is showing.
28 October 2011
General, there's a giant mutant 98-year-old lady approaching on radar! - How bad can that be? Bad, sir. - She's driving a 32-story 1965 Bonneville! With a 16-foot blinking left turn signal.
29 October 2011
click - ...GIVE MY CREATURE *LIFE*!!! - ZZZZZIT! ZZZZZOT! - LIFE, I SAY...*LIFE*!!! - ZZZZZZIT! ZZZZZZOT! ZZZZZZAT! - ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL GET UP ALREADY!!! - STOP WITH THE JOY BUZZER, MOM!!! Lazy teenage monsters.
30 October 2011
Why are there fang marks in the lasagna? - AND WHY IS THE TOMATO SAUCE MISSING? - Oh, sure. Blame the vampire.
31 October 2011