Winter approaches. Now it's a little farther away.
1 November 2011
Don't tell me...time to feed the cat. Is this my life?! There must be something more! My litter box is about to be declared a hazardous waste dump.
2 November 2011
So, how'd you get so FAT? Eating chubby mice. Let me rephrase that.
3 November 2011
Shall we go out to dinner tonight? Okay! She was talking to me! Very well, you may drive.
4 November 2011
I'll be howling at the moon tonight! Why do you do that? Oh, it's something to do. That's silly. Where are you going? I go bat a ball of yarn.
5 November 2011
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z z Z z Z Z
6 November 2011
Stick's Chased Free! You Throw, We Retrieve Four Sticks, No Waiting
7 November 2011
Beware Of Dog Back in 5 Min Bone break.
8 November 2011
Beware of Dogs Incorporated Employees Must Wash Paws Before Attacking
9 November 2011
A teddy bear makes everything better... ...and everything that's better even betterer.
10 November 2011
Look, Garfield! I bought a little teddy bear accordion for Pooky! Well?! Don't make eye contact, Pooky, and maybe he'll just wander away.
11 November 2011
SNAKE! Practicing...just in case. The weekends are way too long.
12 November 2011
Woo-hoo! This must be where the action is! Did you get my sarcasm there? OW! Did you get my kick there?
13 November 2011
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH Help! I'm being eaten by a cookie jar! Get out of there!
14 November 2011
Uh-oh! Other side! Other side! Ah, that's better.
15 November 2011
He's certainly a happy dog. YOU oughta be a diplomat.
16 November 2011
It would be nice to wake up to music. Instead of alarm. No problem. I'd like to open with a little blues number. Sigh.
17 November 2011
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Were you even listening to me? Sometimes I wonder why I even bother! You're a dog, right?
18 November 2011
I declare this house property of the Empire of Mice! Garfield... Shh. Don't let them hear you!
19 November 2011
bip boop boop beep bip What do you feel like for dinner tonight, Liz? How about Italian? No? Chinese, then? How does pizza sound? Or we could just do big greasy burgers. Oh, and we may have to bring the cat. "May"? There is no"may".
20 November 2011
Do you think there could be creatures from outer space watching us? Could be... How desparate are they for entertainment?
21 November 2011
We're here to enjoy the great outdoors, Garfield. To commune with nature. You're not communing! I can fit seventeen noths in my mouth.
22 November 2011
Nice to see you, Garfield. MY cookie! It's the friendly ones you have to watch out for.
23 November 2011
Love is what I'm all about. Did I say "love"? SMACK! I meant to say "pastry".
24 November 2011
Like I'd forget your shopping list.
25 November 2011
You're getting kind of big. Cool!
26 November 2011
Garfield, the stomach garage called, you're due for a 10,000-meal tune-up. The boy scouts called...they want to help your stomach cross the street. The hospital called...they want to donate your stomach to a blue whale. Theplanetarium called...your stoma
27 November 2011
Here is a box. Fill it with something and give it to me. Ah, the spirit of Christmas.
28 November 2011
Do you know what you want for Christmas, Garfield? This is a picture of a pizzeria. We could put it right over there.
29 November 2011
Your Christmas list needs to be a little more practical. Fine. This is an ice cream truck. Transportation AND nourishment!
30 November 2011