Winter approaches. - - Now it's a little farther away.
1 November 2011
Don't tell me...time to feed the cat. - Is this my life?! - There must be something more! My litter box is about to be declared a hazardous waste dump.
2 November 2011
So, how'd you get so FAT? - Eating chubby mice. - Let me rephrase that.
3 November 2011
Shall we go out to dinner tonight? - Okay! - She was talking to me! Very well, you may drive.
4 November 2011
I'll be howling at the moon tonight! Why do you do that? - Oh, it's something to do. That's silly. - Where are you going? I go bat a ball of yarn.
5 November 2011
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6 November 2011
Stick's Chased Free! - You Throw, We Retrieve - Four Sticks, No Waiting
7 November 2011
- Beware Of Dog Back in 5 Min - Bone break.
8 November 2011
Beware of Dogs Incorporated - - Employees Must Wash Paws Before Attacking
9 November 2011
A teddy bear makes everything better... - - ...and everything that's better even betterer.
10 November 2011
Look, Garfield! I bought a little teddy bear accordion for Pooky! - Well?! - Don't make eye contact, Pooky, and maybe he'll just wander away.
11 November 2011
- SNAKE! - Practicing...just in case. The weekends are way too long.
12 November 2011
- Woo-hoo! This must be where the action is! - - Did you get my sarcasm there? - - OW! - Did you get my kick there?
13 November 2011
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH - - Help! I'm being eaten by a cookie jar! Get out of there!
14 November 2011
Uh-oh! - Other side! Other side! - Ah, that's better.
15 November 2011
- He's certainly a happy dog. - YOU oughta be a diplomat.
16 November 2011
It would be nice to wake up to music. - Instead of alarm. No problem. - I'd like to open with a little blues number. Sigh.
17 November 2011
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Were you even listening to me? - Sometimes I wonder why I even bother! You're a dog, right?
18 November 2011
I declare this house property of the Empire of Mice! - - Garfield... Shh. Don't let them hear you!
19 November 2011
20 November 2011
Do you think there could be creatures from outer space watching us? - Could be... - How desparate are they for entertainment?
21 November 2011
We're here to enjoy the great outdoors, Garfield. - To commune with nature. - You're not communing! I can fit seventeen noths in my mouth.
22 November 2011
Nice to see you, Garfield. - MY cookie! - It's the friendly ones you have to watch out for.
23 November 2011
Love is what I'm all about. - Did I say "love"? SMACK! - I meant to say "pastry".
24 November 2011
- - Like I'd forget your shopping list.
25 November 2011
You're getting kind of big. - - Cool!
26 November 2011
planetarium called...your stomach is replacing Pluto as the ninth planet! - The stomach museum called, inviting you to a one-man show. - Fat Watchers called...they want to come over and stare. All this talk is making me hungry.
27 November 2011
Here is a box. - Fill it with something and give it to me. - Ah, the spirit of Christmas.
28 November 2011
Do you know what you want for Christmas, Garfield? - - This is a picture of a pizzeria. We could put it right over there.
29 November 2011
Your Christmas list needs to be a little more practical. - Fine. - This is an ice cream truck. Transportation AND nourishment!
30 November 2011