Garfield, this isn't a Christmas catalog... - It's a restaurant supply catalog! - Ooo, a hot dog cart! And it matches our sofa perfectly!
1 December 2011
Have you finished it? Done and done. - I just e-mailed it. - Why did the lights just go dim? We're downloading Garfield's chhristmas list.
2 December 2011
- Wow! Look who's lost a TON of weight! - That takes care of HIS gift.
3 December 2011
To: sclaus@nor - Dear Santa, I have been a very good cat all year long. - You can't fool Santa, you know. - He knows if you've been good OR bad. - And he's watching you all the time. - - Although perhaps you've seen my evil twin.
4 December 2011
If you take that last donut, Santa will put you on his naughty list! - - No fat guy would ever do that.
5 December 2011
STOMP! - STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! - We will return to "Santa's Elves versus Godzilla". The battle is just a bit lopsided.
6 December 2011
Dog drool... - And mistletoe! - Suddenly I don't feel very safe.
7 December 2011
Jon, don't spend too much on my gift. Don't worry, Liz. I won't. - - I MEAN... Toooo late.
8 December 2011
Jon, stop worrying about what to get me... - I'm sure whatEVER you pick will be PERFECT, and JUST what I want! - No pressure there. In theater, this is referred to as "flop sweat".
9 December 2011
I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas, dad. - Why don't you get her a pair of frilly overalls? Frilly? - The ones with the lace bib. May I talk to mom?
10 December 2011
- - - - - - GAH
11 December 2011
Garfield is limping. - - PUT THAT CANDY CANE BACK ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
12 December 2011
- - Odie's been licking from the Christmas tree stand again.
13 December 2011
- - Liz is coming over. I was kind of hoping that was the case.
14 December 2011
FORGET it, pll. - I'd rather kiss a DOG! - Uh-oh.
15 December 2011
Liz is bringing over a batch of her holiday fudge! - - You can close your mouth now. - Fudge first.
16 December 2011
- - YEEEOW
17 December 2011
- - - - boop bip beep bip boop - Hi, Jon, it's Liz. My power just went out here. Did your power go out? - It's for you.
18 December 2011
* FA-LA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LAH- - GURK! - My singing Christmas wreath! MY nap.
19 December 2011
Garfield - - Never draw a mouse in a gift exchange.
20 December 2011
Santa! You shaved your beard! - And put on more weight! poke poke - And lost your sense of humor.
21 December 2011
- - Okay, that was gross.
22 December 2011
HO! HO! HO! - I'm SPIDER CLAUS! - I HOPE YOU GET UNDERWEAR!
23 December 2011
Nobody can sleep on Christmas eve... - Nooobody. -
24 December 2011
- - - - - pack pack pack pack - Merry Christmas.
25 December 2011
Run, Liz! - Run while you still can! - New sweater. Run, Odie!
26 December 2011
Garfield, I've made a resolution! - No more thumb-sucking! - Except during scary movies. That goes without saying.
27 December 2011
Any new year's resolutions, Garfield? - To stop eating junk food, and to exercise every day. - And to curb my incessant lying.
28 December 2011
Any new year's resolutions, spider? To think befor eI speak. - ...FATSO! - Blew it already, didn't you, Bob? Go bite a black widow, Larry.
29 December 2011
Making any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Yep. - The same one I make every year. - Not to mess with perfection.
30 December 2011
- HAPPY NEW YEAR! - Woo hoo! So that explains the hats.
31 December 2011