Garfield, this isn't a Christmas catalog... It's a restaurant supply catalog! Ooo, a hot dog cart! And it matches our sofa perfectly!
1 December 2011
Have you finished it? Done and done. I just e-mailed it. Why did the lights just go dim? We're downloading Garfield's chhristmas list.
2 December 2011
Wow! Look who's lost a TON of weight! That takes care of HIS gift.
3 December 2011
To: sclaus@nor Dear Santa, I have been a very good cat all year long. You can't fool Santa, you know. He knows if you've been good OR bad. And he's watching you all the time. Although perhaps you've seen my evil twin.
4 December 2011
If you take that last donut, Santa will put you on his naughty list! No fat guy would ever do that.
5 December 2011
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! We will return to "Santa's Elves versus Godzilla". The battle is just a bit lopsided.
6 December 2011
Dog drool... And mistletoe! Suddenly I don't feel very safe.
7 December 2011
Jon, don't spend too much on my gift. Don't worry, Liz. I won't. I MEAN... Toooo late.
8 December 2011
Jon, stop worrying about what to get me... I'm sure whatEVER you pick will be PERFECT, and JUST what I want! No pressure there. In theater, this is referred to as "flop sweat".
9 December 2011
I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas, dad. Why don't you get her a pair of frilly overalls? Frilly? The ones with the lace bib. May I talk to mom?
10 December 2011
11 December 2011
Garfield is limping. PUT THAT CANDY CANE BACK ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
12 December 2011
Odie's been licking from the Christmas tree stand again.
13 December 2011
Liz is coming over. I was kind of hoping that was the case.
14 December 2011
FORGET it, pll. I'd rather kiss a DOG! Uh-oh.
15 December 2011
Liz is bringing over a batch of her holiday fudge! You can close your mouth now. Fudge first.
16 December 2011
17 December 2011
boop bip beep bip boop Hi, Jon, it's Liz. My power just went out here. Did your power go out? It's for you.
18 December 2011
* FA-LA-LA-LAH-LAH-LAH-LA-LAH GURK! My singing Christmas wreath! MY nap.
19 December 2011
Garfield Never draw a mouse in a gift exchange.
20 December 2011
Santa! You shaved your beard! And put on more weight! poke poke And lost your sense of humor.
21 December 2011
Okay, that was gross.
22 December 2011
HO! HO! HO! I'm SPIDER CLAUS! I HOPE YOU GET UNDERWEAR!
23 December 2011
Nobody can sleep on Christmas eve... Nooobody. -
24 December 2011
pack pack pack pack Merry Christmas.
25 December 2011
Run, Liz! Run while you still can! New sweater. Run, Odie!
26 December 2011
Garfield, I've made a resolution! No more thumb-sucking! Except during scary movies. That goes without saying.
27 December 2011
Any new year's resolutions, Garfield? To stop eating junk food, and to exercise every day. And to curb my incessant lying.
28 December 2011
Any new year's resolutions, spider? To think befor eI speak. ...FATSO! Blew it already, didn't you, Bob? Go bite a black widow, Larry.
29 December 2011
Making any new year's resolutions, Garfield? Yep. The same one I make every year. Not to mess with perfection.
30 December 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Woo hoo! So that explains the hats.
31 December 2011