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Garfield

Are you sleeping? No. I'm too busy answering stupid questions!

1 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Beware Of Dog You need to look a little more menacing. -

2 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

GAAAHH! Here w go again... OH, THE HUMANITY!! Happens every week. I HATE THIS!!! If you'd clean my litter box every day, it wouldn't be so bad!

3 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Liz, you're wonderful. Don't you agree, Garfield? Yes! She keeps candy in her purse!

4 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm sick of the daily routine, Garfield. Wake up, eat breakfast, go outside... Somebody throws a rock... I'm not moving...

5 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing ROWR Momma didn't raise no bounce house.

6 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Liz is different from all the other girls I've known. For one thing, she LIKES me. Weird, isn't it?

7 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

What can I do to impress Liz? Bake your cat a cake! You're no help. I know I'D be impressed.

8 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm composing a song for Liz. It's a tender love ballad. Sort of a polka-banjo thing. I'll be out back, burying your finger-picks.

9 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Jon, it's me. Hi, Liz! What are you doing? Oh, nothing much... It's laundry day here. Not a day for the fait of heart.

10 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

What are you wearing to the restaurant tonight? You're going to wear thaaaat?... Well, then, I guess I'm not. The fashion police have a new sheriff.

11 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Urf Don't fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.

12 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Staring contest! blink You lose.

13 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Garfield wanted to come with us tonight. Are you sure he didn't? Huh? Isn't that him riding the dessert cart? Mine! All mine! Not if I don't turn and look.

14 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Boy, that Liz is a good kisser. Really good. Reeeeeally good... And the cat waltzes right out of his comfort zone.

15 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

I love the old country songs, Garfield. They were so poignant. This one's called "Times were hard, so we ate the cat". So that's what poignant means.

16 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm wearing a new cologne. Eau de Bacon. You bit me! And I'm as disappointed as you are.

17 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Subtlety is for weenies.

18 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Some day, huh? I slept through 90 percent of it... So I'll guess "yes"?

19 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Ahem... That's MY chair. Que? GET UP RIGHT NOW! No hablo English, Senor Seatless. All right, if you won't let me have the chair... The LEAST you could do is SHARE it with me. Oh, very well... You're blocking the set.

20 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Beware, cat! My breed of fish is poisonous, and I can make you violently ill! My breed of stomach can eat 12 burritos bigger than my head. I'm toast.

21 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

...then I walked across the street. And then... You're boring me here, fatso. Get to the point! Can do.

22 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

You ate my goldfish, didn't you? He went to my happy place.

23 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

If it makes you feel any better, that goldfish didn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would.

24 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

"See the happy little goldfish". "Swimming merrily in his little bowl". "See the evin cat..." Finally, the good part!

25 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

I can't hold my breath any longer! GASP! Fish breathe! Sorry. Nice move, guppy gills.

26 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

BARK I've had better days. yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank

27 February 2011
 


 
Garfield

Nothing is wrong. Nothing, nothing, nothing... Oh, THERE you are. Miss me?

28 February 2011
 




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