Are you sleeping? - No. - I'm too busy answering stupid questions!
1 February 2011
Beware Of Dog You need to look a little more menacing. - -
2 February 2011
GAAAHH! Here w go again... - OH, THE HUMANITY!! Happens every week. - I HATE THIS!!! If you'd clean my litter box every day, it wouldn't be so bad!
3 February 2011
Liz, you're wonderful. - Don't you agree, Garfield? Yes! - She keeps candy in her purse!
4 February 2011
I'm sick of the daily routine, Garfield. - Wake up, eat breakfast, go outside... - Somebody throws a rock... I'm not moving...
5 February 2011
- - - boing boing boing - boing boing boing boing boing boing - ROWR - Momma didn't raise no bounce house.
6 February 2011
Liz is different from all the other girls I've known. - - For one thing, she LIKES me. Weird, isn't it?
7 February 2011
What can I do to impress Liz? - Bake your cat a cake! - You're no help. I know I'D be impressed.
8 February 2011
I'm composing a song for Liz. - It's a tender love ballad. - Sort of a polka-banjo thing. I'll be out back, burying your finger-picks.
9 February 2011
Hi, Jon, it's me. Hi, Liz! - What are you doing? Oh, nothing much... - It's laundry day here. Not a day for the fait of heart.
10 February 2011
What are you wearing to the restaurant tonight? - You're going to wear thaaaat?... - Well, then, I guess I'm not. The fashion police have a new sheriff.
11 February 2011
Urf - - Don't fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.
12 February 2011
- - Staring contest! - - - blink - You lose.
13 February 2011
Garfield wanted to come with us tonight. Are you sure he didn't? - Huh? Isn't that him riding the dessert cart? - Mine! All mine! Not if I don't turn and look.
14 February 2011
Boy, that Liz is a good kisser. - Really good. - Reeeeeally good... And the cat waltzes right out of his comfort zone.
15 February 2011
I love the old country songs, Garfield. - They were so poignant. - This one's called "Times were hard, so we ate the cat". So that's what poignant means.
16 February 2011
I'm wearing a new cologne. - Eau de Bacon. - You bit me! And I'm as disappointed as you are.
17 February 2011
- CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG - Subtlety is for weenies.
18 February 2011
Some day, huh? - I slept through 90 percent of it... - So I'll guess "yes"?
19 February 2011
- Ahem... - That's MY chair. Que? - GET UP RIGHT NOW! No hablo English, Senor Seatless. - All right, if you won't let me have the chair... - The LEAST you could do is SHARE it with me. Oh, very well... - You're blocking the set.
20 February 2011
Beware, cat! - My breed of fish is poisonous, and I can make you violently ill! - My breed of stomach can eat 12 burritos bigger than my head. I'm toast.
21 February 2011
...then I walked across the street. And then... - You're boring me here, fatso. Get to the point! - Can do.
22 February 2011
- - You ate my goldfish, didn't you? He went to my happy place.
23 February 2011
- - If it makes you feel any better, that goldfish didn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would.
24 February 2011
"See the happy little goldfish". - "Swimming merrily in his little bowl". - "See the evin cat..." Finally, the good part!
25 February 2011
I can't hold my breath any longer! - GASP! - Fish breathe! Sorry. Nice move, guppy gills.
26 February 2011
- - - BARK - - - I've had better days. yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank
27 February 2011
Nothing is wrong. - Nothing, nothing, nothing... - Oh, THERE you are. Miss me?
28 February 2011