Are you sleeping? No. I'm too busy answering stupid questions!
1 February 2011
Beware Of Dog You need to look a little more menacing. -
2 February 2011
GAAAHH! Here w go again... OH, THE HUMANITY!! Happens every week. I HATE THIS!!! If you'd clean my litter box every day, it wouldn't be so bad!
3 February 2011
Liz, you're wonderful. Don't you agree, Garfield? Yes! She keeps candy in her purse!
4 February 2011
I'm sick of the daily routine, Garfield. Wake up, eat breakfast, go outside... Somebody throws a rock... I'm not moving...
5 February 2011
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing ROWR Momma didn't raise no bounce house.
6 February 2011
Liz is different from all the other girls I've known. For one thing, she LIKES me. Weird, isn't it?
7 February 2011
What can I do to impress Liz? Bake your cat a cake! You're no help. I know I'D be impressed.
8 February 2011
I'm composing a song for Liz. It's a tender love ballad. Sort of a polka-banjo thing. I'll be out back, burying your finger-picks.
9 February 2011
Hi, Jon, it's me. Hi, Liz! What are you doing? Oh, nothing much... It's laundry day here. Not a day for the fait of heart.
10 February 2011
What are you wearing to the restaurant tonight? You're going to wear thaaaat?... Well, then, I guess I'm not. The fashion police have a new sheriff.
11 February 2011
Urf Don't fall in love, Odie. You already act stupid enough.
12 February 2011
Staring contest! blink You lose.
13 February 2011
Garfield wanted to come with us tonight. Are you sure he didn't? Huh? Isn't that him riding the dessert cart? Mine! All mine! Not if I don't turn and look.
14 February 2011
Boy, that Liz is a good kisser. Really good. Reeeeeally good... And the cat waltzes right out of his comfort zone.
15 February 2011
I love the old country songs, Garfield. They were so poignant. This one's called "Times were hard, so we ate the cat". So that's what poignant means.
16 February 2011
I'm wearing a new cologne. Eau de Bacon. You bit me! And I'm as disappointed as you are.
17 February 2011
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG Subtlety is for weenies.
18 February 2011
Some day, huh? I slept through 90 percent of it... So I'll guess "yes"?
19 February 2011
Ahem... That's MY chair. Que? GET UP RIGHT NOW! No hablo English, Senor Seatless. All right, if you won't let me have the chair... The LEAST you could do is SHARE it with me. Oh, very well... You're blocking the set.
20 February 2011
Beware, cat! My breed of fish is poisonous, and I can make you violently ill! My breed of stomach can eat 12 burritos bigger than my head. I'm toast.
21 February 2011
...then I walked across the street. And then... You're boring me here, fatso. Get to the point! Can do.
22 February 2011
You ate my goldfish, didn't you? He went to my happy place.
23 February 2011
If it makes you feel any better, that goldfish didn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would.
24 February 2011
"See the happy little goldfish". "Swimming merrily in his little bowl". "See the evin cat..." Finally, the good part!
25 February 2011
I can't hold my breath any longer! GASP! Fish breathe! Sorry. Nice move, guppy gills.
26 February 2011
BARK I've had better days. yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yank
27 February 2011
Nothing is wrong. Nothing, nothing, nothing... Oh, THERE you are. Miss me?
28 February 2011