I love nature. - Well, this PICTURE of nature. - Always sunny, with no ice storms.
1 March 2011
My ear itches, Garfield. - Maybe an insect crawled in there! - AND IT'S EATING MY BRAIN! Poor little guy's gonna starve...
2 March 2011
"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "Is it true you became man's best friend by bribing somebody?" signed, "A cat sitting next to you". - Oh, look, he kept the receipt.
3 March 2011
There's me in the chess club...there's me in the latin club... - There's me in the science club...there me in the calculus club... - There's me, stag, at the junior prom. Go figure.
4 March 2011
Garfield, Liz may be that special "one". - Sure, she may tell lame jokes and her nostrils twitch when she's angry, but she may still be the "one". - The "one" is right behind you, big mouth, and her nostrils are twitching.
5 March 2011
Huh. - Liz says I don't share my feelings. - She says that's important in a relationship. - Perhaps I am being a callous pig. - Maybe I should try harder at this. - - I love you, man. Bring back the pig,...man.
6 March 2011
Think we should order tonight? - - THAT was a stupid question. Ah-ah-ahhh... -there ARE no stupid questions!
7 March 2011
Is your pizza sauce thick? - I mean REALLY thick? - He says we could pave our driveway with it. CAN we?!
8 March 2011
...do we want hot peppers on our pizza? - - Duh.
9 March 2011
Pepperoni, with extra onions...how many onions? - WAAAHHHH - Make it cry. Like a baby for a night breeding.
10 March 2011
What are you watching on the computer? - Is that the one we ordered? Yep. - Pizza cam.
11 March 2011
Cold pizza and orange juice. - I could just cry. - This is the best breakfast he's ever fixed.
12 March 2011
- - - - - TWANG yang yang yang yang - The first robin of spring is a little early this year.
13 March 2011
It's party time! - Woo hoo! - Are you still here? Sorry to be such a drag...
14 March 2011
The xcitement of the day is building. - - Slooooowly.
15 March 2011
- - Someday the world will thank me for inventing sponge shoes.
16 March 2011
It's chilly in here. - Would you mind knitting me into a sweater? - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha, ha, ha. Good one.
17 March 2011
I'm afraid I might not be good enough for Liz. - Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, come on, Jon! - "MIGHT"?!
18 March 2011
Ah, this tree should provide ample cover. - - Eventually...
19 March 2011
drip - drip drip drip - drip drip drip drip - drip drip drip drip - CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CREEEEEEAK... - CRASH - Well, that's one way to plug a leak.
20 March 2011
Ah, spring... - I love spr... - I hate spring.
21 March 2011
Ah, nature! - Fresh air! Get yer fresh air here! - Is nothing sacred? You want mustard with that air?
22 March 2011
I've programmed my phone so that each caller has their own ring. - GRAAAAK! GRAAAAK! - Ah, the screeching harpy. Mrs. Feeny on line one.
23 March 2011
I'm very sorry...yes...goodbye. - - About Mrs. Feeny's lawn gnome... First of all, he started it.
24 March 2011
Bug spray! - Aaahh... - Irish linen. Or air freshener.
25 March 2011
Breakfast. ZIP - ZIP - Uh, I'll let you know when it's time for lunch. That's why you exist, pal.
26 March 2011
Uh-oh. - Bad news, Garfield. I burned the eggplant casserole. - - - - - Don't take it so hard. It's all part of the grieving process.
27 March 2011
- - You really haven't been paying attention to your life, have you?
28 March 2011
Welcome to "How to Train Your Cat". - Let's start with th basics, shall we? C'mon over here, Muffin. - Muffin...c'mon, kitty. Heeere, kitty, kitty...heer-no, Muffin, this way...this way... Someone's being trained alright, and it ain't
29 March 2011
I won't say Jon is a bad housekeeper... - And I won't say this house is dirty... - But I have to wipe my feet before I go OUTSIDE.
30 March 2011
* RIIING I bet that's Liz! - Jon's love shack...lip-lock Arbuckle speking. - Fine, Mrs. Feeny, and you? Blow her a kiss from me, lip-lock.
31 March 2011