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Garfield

I love nature. Well, this PICTURE of nature. Always sunny, with no ice storms.

1 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

My ear itches, Garfield. Maybe an insect crawled in there! AND IT'S EATING MY BRAIN! Poor little guy's gonna starve...

2 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "Is it true you became man's best friend by bribing somebody?" signed, "A cat sitting next to you". Oh, look, he kept the receipt.

3 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

There's me in the chess club...there's me in the latin club... There's me in the science club...there me in the calculus club... There's me, stag, at the junior prom. Go figure.

4 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, Liz may be that special "one". Sure, she may tell lame jokes and her nostrils twitch when she's angry, but she may still be the "one". The "one" is right behind you, big mouth, and her nostrils are twitching.

5 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Huh. Liz says I don't share my feelings. She says that's important in a relationship. Perhaps I am being a callous pig. Maybe I should try harder at this. I love you, man. Bring back the pig,...man.

6 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Think we should order tonight? THAT was a stupid question. Ah-ah-ahhh... -there ARE no stupid questions!

7 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Is your pizza sauce thick? I mean REALLY thick? He says we could pave our driveway with it. CAN we?!

8 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

...do we want hot peppers on our pizza? Duh.

9 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Pepperoni, with extra onions...how many onions? WAAAHHHH Make it cry. Like a baby for a night breeding.

10 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

What are you watching on the computer? Is that the one we ordered? Yep. Pizza cam.

11 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Cold pizza and orange juice. I could just cry. This is the best breakfast he's ever fixed.

12 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

TWANG yang yang yang yang The first robin of spring is a little early this year.

13 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

It's party time! Woo hoo! Are you still here? Sorry to be such a drag...

14 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

The xcitement of the day is building. Slooooowly.

15 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Someday the world will thank me for inventing sponge shoes.

16 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

It's chilly in here. Would you mind knitting me into a sweater? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha, ha, ha. Good one.

17 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm afraid I might not be good enough for Liz. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, come on, Jon! "MIGHT"?!

18 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Ah, this tree should provide ample cover. Eventually...

19 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CREEEEEEAK... CRASH Well, that's one way to plug a leak.

20 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Ah, spring... I love spr... I hate spring.

21 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Ah, nature! Fresh air! Get yer fresh air here! Is nothing sacred? You want mustard with that air?

22 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

I've programmed my phone so that each caller has their own ring. GRAAAAK! GRAAAAK! Ah, the screeching harpy. Mrs. Feeny on line one.

23 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm very sorry...yes...goodbye. About Mrs. Feeny's lawn gnome... First of all, he started it.

24 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Bug spray! Aaahh... Irish linen. Or air freshener.

25 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Breakfast. ZIP ZIP Uh, I'll let you know when it's time for lunch. That's why you exist, pal.

26 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh. Bad news, Garfield. I burned the eggplant casserole. Don't take it so hard. It's all part of the grieving process.

27 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

You really haven't been paying attention to your life, have you?

28 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "How to Train Your Cat". Let's start with th basics, shall we? C'mon over here, Muffin. Muffin...c'mon, kitty. Heeere, kitty, kitty...heer-no, Muffin, this way...this way... Someone's being trained alright, and it ain'tMuffin...

29 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

I won't say Jon is a bad housekeeper... And I won't say this house is dirty... But I have to wipe my feet before I go OUTSIDE.

30 March 2011
 


 
Garfield

* RIIING I bet that's Liz! Jon's love shack...lip-lock Arbuckle speking. Fine, Mrs. Feeny, and you? Blow her a kiss from me, lip-lock.

31 March 2011
 




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