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Garfield

Hello? No, sir, I do not have an unusually large head. Is that you, Doc Boy?! His brother gets bored.

1 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Danger is my life! Ha-HAAA! You shouldn't eat ice cream so fast. Ask me if I care.

2 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Get back! Go away, you stupid mutt! boop beep beep boop beep boop boop * beedle beedle beedle beedle SLURP!

3 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Let's see...did I remember to shed today? Check.

4 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

There's cat hair everywhere! Don't be jumping to conclusions there, pal. Yelp! Odie sheds, too.

5 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh. You forgot to keep moving while you were shedding, didn't you? Help me!

6 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm sweating like a pig. Ah! Much better! I envy you.

7 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

This Property Valiantly Protected by a Savage, Bloodthirsty, White-Hot Ball of Canine Fury. Who writes your stuff? Wouldn't you like to know...

8 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Geez... Will eat homework for food. How low will dogs sink? To here, I guess. Iced Toilet Water 5c

9 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm... I'm reading an article about cats and the stress they can cause. snatch RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP What article? What stress? A soothing sense of calm just came over my being.

10 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Up, please.

11 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

YAWN You look tired. It's comforting to know I've got the right look.

12 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

They say love is blind. Love is also an idiot.

13 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

The sun. The wind. The rain. Have you been outside lately? Fascinating theories...

14 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

And now "The Feline Gourmet" with your host, chef Snuggles. Hi, and welcome! Today, my owner is out for the afternoon... So we'll be whipping up a hardy guppy goulash! That's one nervous-looking fish.

15 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Scrapbooking, stamp collecting, needle-point... I try to avoid hobbies. It's sort of a hobby of mine.

16 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Jon, we're going to be late! I'm ready! You are NOT going out in those pants. No, no parachute pants, either. I don't think so. Uhhhh...no. Over my dead body. Where does he GET these clothes? There was a sale at Clown Town.

17 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Thank you! Thank you for your applause! CLAP CLAP CLAP I was swatting a bug. Thank you for swatting a bug!

18 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to the show! This is where you applaud. Oh, we thought this is where you entertain!

19 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

I need a volunteer from the audience! Heck, I need an audience.

20 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

You've been a great audience! No, we haven't. Have so. Have not. Then we'll just agree to disagree. Okay.

21 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

I am at peace with the world. YAWM Or sleepy. They're a lot alike.

22 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm feeling down. Then put a smile on that face, Mr. Mopey Pants! Do you know there's a sock on the roof? I believe I do.

23 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

SPLOP! SOOOO-EEEY! PIG-PIG-PIG-PIG! GLOMP! MMMMFFFFF!!

24 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

How was the kite flying? The kite had a better time than I did.

25 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

They say there are some big fish in this lake. How big?!

26 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! We're going to crash! NO TIME TO REACT! LOOK OUT! AYIEEE! I'd call a turtle ambulance, but that could take weeks. Ow.

27 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! zzzzzzzzzzzzz Ulp That fly died a hero.

28 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

A lady at the restaurant tonight told Liz and me we "make a lovely couple"! Buuuut?... But then I stepped on her foot, she screamed, and her dentures shot out and lodged in the busboy's neck. There's always a "but".

29 April 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Bark-Bark! Hi, Moo-Moo! I sang a song today, Bark-Bark! Was it a happy song, Moo-Moo? I wonder if sock puppets are flammable?

30 April 2011
 




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