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Garfield

* doo-dooo dee-dee dum doo-dooo... * ooh-ooh-oooooohhh baby bay-bee.. UH-HUH-UH-HUH * BLANG-A TWANND-YANG!! CHA-CHONK, CHA-CHONK PLAY AGAIN?

1 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

I need to be more creative. Red flag, red flag. You know, I used to paint when I was in college. Barns don't count. I bet I've still got a masterpiece in me! I think we're out of black velvet.

2 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Should I paint a portrait...or a still life? Or both. Your muse is not amused.

3 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

How about a real dynamic pose? I guess that IS pretty dynamic for you. Hurry up, I can't hold this forever.

4 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Give me a "Mona Lisa" smile. Mona Lisa din't smile like that! You never caught her at a Willie Nelson concert.

5 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

What are you painting, Jon? Garfield. It needs more orange. There isn't enough orange in the WORLD. I've always thought so.

6 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

...there! I think I've captured your essence. Let's see. -

7 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic *send* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic

8 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

I really overslept today. It's almost time to go back to bed. Maybe I can fit in a quick nap.

9 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Busy day. Don't I know it! It seems like the harder I work, the behinder I get. One of the other cats called in sick. Are you listening to me? So I had to take two naps AT THE SAME TIME!

10 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Let's take a look at the news. Oh, that's just AWFUL! Let's look at something else. That can't be good.

11 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

COMING SOON TO THIS SITE: AN EVEN BIGGER SIGN! Can't stop progress.

12 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

There's an antique doll show downtown. Well, let's GO, then! I'll get my coat! You really need to stop me when I do that. Say hi to Betsy Wetsy for me.

13 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask Dog"... "My dog will stare at a spot on the wall that he thinks is a bug, but it isn't, for hours. Is he stupid?" Signed, "Just wondering". Odie? Odie?

14 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

GAAAAHHH! Oh, no! I've burned the toast! You FOOL! How COULD you?! And the light bulb in the refrigerator burned out!! We're all DOOMED! And I can't find the TV remote!!! It's the end of the world as we know it!! THERE'S A DRINK ONTHE COFFEE TABLE WITHOUT

15 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Oh, look! Odie has come to rescue me from this tree! Well, he did SOMETHING involving this tree.

16 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! Kids with kites! -

17 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Well, well, well. Uh-oh. I wonder who's ticklish? I have money.

18 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

In case of emergency, break glass CRACK Yoo-hoo...up here.

19 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

This day couldn't get much worse. DING DING * Ice creamman! Okay, that's just evil.

20 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Nothing good can come from this. Okay, Garfield! Drop into this nice warm vat of fettucine! But what do I know?

21 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh. FWING YAAAHHH!

22 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Tuna. ZIP Yep. That's what I should have named you. This had better not be a false alarm.

23 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

I broke a shoelace! How can I go on?! Maybe I should switch to slip-ons. Oh, no. Go with your first instinct.

24 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

I am ready for my date! How do I look? Um... Isn't you date on friday? I hope this corsage holds up.

25 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm not buying it. Curses.

26 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Z BARK! BONK! You're up. And Odie's on a bus bound for Nome.

27 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Z I'm pretty sure the coffee isn't strong enough. Z

28 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

The Hungry Heifer My fork is dirty... These rolls are as hard as rocks...my steak is overcooked... I see LIPSTICK on my glass...and there's an earring in my mashed potatoes! Where's our waiter?! ...WAITER! How's your meal?SUPER-dee-DUPER! You just ate the

29 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

Weird... Thoughts? We're attracting a higher class of rodent?

30 May 2011
 


 
Garfield

...the the mice beat up the stupid cat... ...and lived happily ever after! That's one sick bedtime story.

31 May 2011
 




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