* doo-dooo dee-dee dum doo-dooo... - * ooh-ooh-oooooohhh baby bay-bee.. - UH-HUH-UH-HUH - * BLANG-A TWANND-YANG!! - CHA-CHONK, CHA-CHONK - - PLAY AGAIN?
1 May 2011
I need to be more creative. Red flag, red flag. - You know, I used to paint when I was in college. Barns don't count. - I bet I've still got a masterpiece in me! I think we're out of black velvet.
2 May 2011
Should I paint a portrait...or a still life? - - Or both. Your muse is not amused.
3 May 2011
How about a real dynamic pose? - - I guess that IS pretty dynamic for you. Hurry up, I can't hold this forever.
4 May 2011
Give me a "Mona Lisa" smile. - - Mona Lisa din't smile like that! You never caught her at a Willie Nelson concert.
5 May 2011
What are you painting, Jon? Garfield. - It needs more orange. - There isn't enough orange in the WORLD. - I've always thought so.
6 May 2011
...there! - I think I've captured your essence. Let's see. -
7 May 2011
- * - - WAH-HA! HA! HA! - tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic *send* - WAH-HA! HA! HA! - tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic
8 May 2011
I really overslept today. - It's almost time to go back to bed. - Maybe I can fit in a quick nap.
9 May 2011
Busy day. Don't I know it! - It seems like the harder I work, the behinder I get. One of the other cats called in sick. - Are you listening to me? So I had to take two naps AT THE SAME TIME!
10 May 2011
Let's take a look at the news. - Oh, that's just AWFUL! - Let's look at something else. That can't be good.
11 May 2011
COMING SOON TO THIS SITE: - AN EVEN BIGGER SIGN! - Can't stop progress.
12 May 2011
There's an antique doll show downtown. Well, let's GO, then! - I'll get my coat! - You really need to stop me when I do that. Say hi to Betsy Wetsy for me.
13 May 2011
"Dear Ask Dog"... - "My dog will stare at a spot on the wall that he thinks is a bug, but it isn't, for hours. Is he stupid?" Signed, "Just wondering". - Odie? Odie?
14 May 2011
GAAAAHHH! - Oh, no! I've burned the toast! You FOOL! How COULD you?! - And the light bulb in the refrigerator burned out!! We're all DOOMED! - And I can't find the TV remote!!! It's the end of the world as we know it!! - THERE'S A DRINK ON
15 May 2011
Oh, look! Odie has come to rescue me from this tree! - - Well, he did SOMETHING involving this tree.
16 May 2011
Oh, no! - Kids with kites! -
17 May 2011
- Well, well, well. Uh-oh. - I wonder who's ticklish? I have money.
18 May 2011
In case of emergency, break glass - CRACK - Yoo-hoo...up here.
19 May 2011
This day couldn't get much worse. - DING DING * Ice creamman! - Okay, that's just evil.
20 May 2011
Nothing good can come from this. - Okay, Garfield! Drop into this nice warm vat of fettucine! - But what do I know?
21 May 2011
- - Uh-oh. - FWING - - - YAAAHHH!
22 May 2011
Tuna. - ZIP - Yep. That's what I should have named you. This had better not be a false alarm.
23 May 2011
I broke a shoelace! - How can I go on?! - Maybe I should switch to slip-ons. Oh, no. Go with your first instinct.
24 May 2011
I am ready for my date! - How do I look? Um... - Isn't you date on friday? I hope this corsage holds up.
25 May 2011
- - I'm not buying it. Curses.
26 May 2011
Z - BARK! BONK! - You're up. And Odie's on a bus bound for Nome.
27 May 2011
- Z - I'm pretty sure the coffee isn't strong enough. Z
28 May 2011
The Hungry Heifer - My fork is dirty... - These rolls are as hard as rocks...my steak is overcooked... - I see LIPSTICK on my glass...and there's an earring in my mashed potatoes! - Where's our waiter?! ...WAITER! - How's your meal?
29 May 2011
- Weird... - Thoughts? We're attracting a higher class of rodent?
30 May 2011
...the the mice beat up the stupid cat... - ...and lived happily ever after! - That's one sick bedtime story.
31 May 2011