* doo-dooo dee-dee dum doo-dooo... * ooh-ooh-oooooohhh baby bay-bee.. UH-HUH-UH-HUH * BLANG-A TWANND-YANG!! CHA-CHONK, CHA-CHONK PLAY AGAIN?
1 May 2011
I need to be more creative. Red flag, red flag. You know, I used to paint when I was in college. Barns don't count. I bet I've still got a masterpiece in me! I think we're out of black velvet.
2 May 2011
Should I paint a portrait...or a still life? Or both. Your muse is not amused.
3 May 2011
How about a real dynamic pose? I guess that IS pretty dynamic for you. Hurry up, I can't hold this forever.
4 May 2011
Give me a "Mona Lisa" smile. Mona Lisa din't smile like that! You never caught her at a Willie Nelson concert.
5 May 2011
What are you painting, Jon? Garfield. It needs more orange. There isn't enough orange in the WORLD. I've always thought so.
6 May 2011
...there! I think I've captured your essence. Let's see. -
7 May 2011
* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic *send* WAH-HA! HA! HA! tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic
8 May 2011
I really overslept today. It's almost time to go back to bed. Maybe I can fit in a quick nap.
9 May 2011
Busy day. Don't I know it! It seems like the harder I work, the behinder I get. One of the other cats called in sick. Are you listening to me? So I had to take two naps AT THE SAME TIME!
10 May 2011
Let's take a look at the news. Oh, that's just AWFUL! Let's look at something else. That can't be good.
11 May 2011
COMING SOON TO THIS SITE: AN EVEN BIGGER SIGN! Can't stop progress.
12 May 2011
There's an antique doll show downtown. Well, let's GO, then! I'll get my coat! You really need to stop me when I do that. Say hi to Betsy Wetsy for me.
13 May 2011
"Dear Ask Dog"... "My dog will stare at a spot on the wall that he thinks is a bug, but it isn't, for hours. Is he stupid?" Signed, "Just wondering". Odie? Odie?
14 May 2011
15 May 2011
Oh, look! Odie has come to rescue me from this tree! Well, he did SOMETHING involving this tree.
16 May 2011
Oh, no! Kids with kites! -
17 May 2011
Well, well, well. Uh-oh. I wonder who's ticklish? I have money.
18 May 2011
In case of emergency, break glass CRACK Yoo-hoo...up here.
19 May 2011
This day couldn't get much worse. DING DING * Ice creamman! Okay, that's just evil.
20 May 2011
Nothing good can come from this. Okay, Garfield! Drop into this nice warm vat of fettucine! But what do I know?
21 May 2011
Uh-oh. FWING YAAAHHH!
22 May 2011
Tuna. ZIP Yep. That's what I should have named you. This had better not be a false alarm.
23 May 2011
I broke a shoelace! How can I go on?! Maybe I should switch to slip-ons. Oh, no. Go with your first instinct.
24 May 2011
I am ready for my date! How do I look? Um... Isn't you date on friday? I hope this corsage holds up.
25 May 2011
I'm not buying it. Curses.
26 May 2011
Z BARK! BONK! You're up. And Odie's on a bus bound for Nome.
27 May 2011
Z I'm pretty sure the coffee isn't strong enough. Z
28 May 2011
29 May 2011
Weird... Thoughts? We're attracting a higher class of rodent?
30 May 2011
...the the mice beat up the stupid cat... ...and lived happily ever after! That's one sick bedtime story.
31 May 2011