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Garfield

It's dark an raining outside... There's a mouse sitting in the window sill... PLAYING A TINY SAXOPHONE! Good day for the blues.

1 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Eek! A man! There. How do YOU like it? GARFIELD!

2 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

z z Z I taste cheese! I smell tuna!

3 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Help! Help! I'm going to catch you. Why do I always seem to be the one making all the effort?! That's nice.

4 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I love you, Odie. SMACK! GARFIELD! I love you, too.

5 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I have a picture of Liz in my wallet. You need a smaller picture. I need a larger wallet. Or that.

6 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm a very serious cat. I have little cowboys on my shirt! And it's not easy.

7 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I don't understand why you don't like me, Garfield. Is it because I'm cute? Or lovable? Or angelic? Or endearing? Or precious? Or young? Or personable? Or spunky? Or clever? ... Yes.

8 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Show me a cute, obnoxious kitten... And I'll show you a hole in the door. Where? There.

9 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Did you throw Nermal through the door again?! That was mean! You should be ashamed of yourself! Yes, thank you. And funny but I'm not.

10 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Ah, the noble radish! Just what is it? Because I haven't the foggiest idea.

11 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm... I saw Jon hide a box of cat treats in this cabinet. What a pack rat! How much stuff is down here? He should know better thsn to hide anything from me. I'm a cat...supreme cunning and unparalleled resolve, and... Wait... -What was I looking for aga

12 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Here comes Arlene. Better suck it in. SUUUUUCK THUD -

13 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Wisdom comes with age. Wisdom? Woo hoo... I was hoping for a second dessert.

14 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday nightmare! But you're a present. What's scary about that? Open me up? A senior citizen's discount card. BWAH-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!

15 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I hope I don't have another age nightmare tonight. Are you the birthday boy? So much for hoping.

16 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

What are you? I'm a comb-over. I've had scarier age nightmares. Wait! I've got split ends, too!

17 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'm tonight's age nightmare, Garfield...the UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL! BWAH-HA! HA! H Who's your friend? Huh? I'm the garage door opener. HE'S not scary. Didn't I tell you to wait in the car?

18 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

OH, Garfield... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Make a wish, Garfield! Hmmm... foof POOF Yes!

19 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

I see somebody who needs a hug! HEY! Bring that cake back here!

20 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Cute kitty coming through. sniff BURP cough Jealous?

21 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

What are you doing for dinner tonight, Jon? Oh, just opening a can of something. "Something"? Did you read the label? Who has time for labels?!

22 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Dogs have an amazing ability to identify smells. Which comes as no surprise... Because they're responsible for most of them. **

23 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Garfield... I'm going to order a pizza for dinner. And I can do without the confetti. Oh, how can you deny my unfettered euphoria?

24 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

You've been on your back all day, Garfield! Ever thought of turning over? Ever thought of buying a giant spatula?

25 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Z The light bulb blew out again and I'm scared. Z Can I have a glass of water? Tell me a story. Didn't get much sleep last night? Clean out the stupid fridge!

26 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

YAAAAH! I would find that funny if it didn't kinda hurt my feelings.

27 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Say, isn't that you on the cover of my magazine? No. SLAP Now it is!

28 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hee hee...this hard hat will protect me from that cat. * GONG! That worked out except for MY EARS!

29 June 2011
 


 
Garfield

poing! SPLAT Maybe you need to go on a diet. OH, YEAH?! ...perhaps we can all derive a measure of comfort from Larry's last words... "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, FATSO."

30 June 2011
 




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