It's dark an raining outside... - There's a mouse sitting in the window sill... - PLAYING A TINY SAXOPHONE! Good day for the blues.
1 June 2011
- Eek! A man! - There. How do YOU like it? GARFIELD!
2 June 2011
z - z Z - I taste cheese! I smell tuna!
3 June 2011
Help! - Help! I'm going to catch you. - Why do I always seem to be the one making all the effort?! That's nice.
4 June 2011
- I love you, Odie. - - - - SMACK! - GARFIELD! I love you, too.
5 June 2011
I have a picture of Liz in my wallet. - You need a smaller picture. - I need a larger wallet. Or that.
6 June 2011
I'm a very serious cat. - I have little cowboys on my shirt! - And it's not easy.
7 June 2011
I don't understand why you don't like me, Garfield. - Is it because I'm cute? Or lovable? Or angelic? Or endearing? Or precious? Or young? Or personable? Or spunky? Or clever? ... - Yes.
8 June 2011
Show me a cute, obnoxious kitten... - And I'll show you a hole in the door. Where? There.
9 June 2011
Garfield! Did you throw Nermal through the door again?! - That was mean! You should be ashamed of yourself! - Yes, thank you. And funny but I'm not.
10 June 2011
Ah, the noble radish! - Just what is it? - Because I haven't the foggiest idea.
11 June 2011
Hmmm... - I saw Jon hide a box of cat treats in this cabinet. - What a pack rat! How much stuff is down here? - He should know better thsn to hide anything from me. - I'm a cat...supreme cunning and unparalleled resolve, and... - Wait... -
12 June 2011
Here comes Arlene. Better suck it in. - SUUUUUCK THUD -
13 June 2011
Wisdom comes with age. - Wisdom? Woo hoo... - I was hoping for a second dessert.
14 June 2011
Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday nightmare! - But you're a present. What's scary about that? Open me up? - A senior citizen's discount card. BWAH-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!
15 June 2011
I hope I don't have another age nightmare tonight. - - Are you the birthday boy? So much for hoping.
16 June 2011
- What are you? I'm a comb-over. - I've had scarier age nightmares. Wait! I've got split ends, too!
17 June 2011
I'm tonight's age nightmare, Garfield...the UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL! BWAH-HA! HA! H- - Who's your friend? Huh? I'm the garage door opener. - HE'S not scary. Didn't I tell you to wait in the car?
18 June 2011
OH, Garfield... - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - Make a wish, Garfield! - Hmmm... - foof - POOF - Yes!
19 June 2011
I see somebody who needs a hug! - HEY! - Bring that cake back here!
20 June 2011
- Cute kitty coming through. sniff BURP cough - Jealous?
21 June 2011
What are you doing for dinner tonight, Jon? - Oh, just opening a can of something. - "Something"? Did you read the label? Who has time for labels?!
22 June 2011
Dogs have an amazing ability to identify smells. - Which comes as no surprise... - Because they're responsible for most of them. **
23 June 2011
Garfield... - I'm going to order a pizza for dinner. - And I can do without the confetti. Oh, how can you deny my unfettered euphoria?
24 June 2011
You've been on your back all day, Garfield! - Ever thought of turning over? - Ever thought of buying a giant spatula?
25 June 2011
Z - The light bulb blew out again and I'm scared. Z - - Can I have a glass of water? - - Tell me a story. - Didn't get much sleep last night? Clean out the stupid fridge!
26 June 2011
- YAAAAH! - I would find that funny if it didn't kinda hurt my feelings.
27 June 2011
Say, isn't that you on the cover of my magazine? No. - SLAP - Now it is!
28 June 2011
Hee hee...this hard hat will protect me from that cat. - * GONG! - That worked out except for MY EARS!
29 June 2011
poing! SPLAT - Maybe you need to go on a diet. OH, YEAH?! - ...perhaps we can all derive a measure of comfort from Larry's last words... "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, FATSO."
30 June 2011