My life is too hectic, Garfield. Uh-oh. - I need to simplify. This can't be good. - I'm cutting back on personal hygiene. I could move somewhere warm.
1 July 2011
MOUSE! - Hey, loudmouth! - Now EVERYBODY'S going to want one!
2 July 2011
- - - - - Oh, all right... - But next time YOU guys get the kiddie pool! - Hey!
3 July 2011
- - I've felt safer.
4 July 2011
Welcome to "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater". - Hungry? Nope. - You have been watching "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater".
5 July 2011
Happiness is what I'm all about. - SLAP POO! - MY happiness.
6 July 2011
There's been a dog food recall, Odie. - I'll save you! - Hey, guys, there's been a dog food recall. POO!
7 July 2011
You know what's weird? I've never heard Liz belch. - All the times we've been together, she's never belched ONCE! - Do you suppose she's saving it up` Sure. For when she meets your folks.
8 July 2011
I'm saving this cookie for later. - - Late enough.
9 July 2011
Say... - Jon, why don't we just stay in tonight and talk? Talk? - Yeah...just sit on the couch and talk. Talk? - You know...I say something, then you say something. Talk? - It's good for couples to talk. Talk? - C'mon...it'll be fun. Talk? -
10 July 2011
Wow! Did you hear that thunder? - It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up! - Ditto that.
11 July 2011
I've heard thunder makes cats jumpy. Z - BOOOM! - I wonder if that's true.
12 July 2011
Garfield, come out from under the couch. It's only a little thund- - BOOM - Hey, I found a dime! My hero.
13 July 2011
That thunder can't get us now, Garfield. munch munch munch - It's safe here under the couch. munch munch munch - It's also disgusting. Care for a petrified cheese curl?
14 July 2011
I don't believe this. - I'm hinding from a thunderstorm, under the couch, with my cat. - This will be out little secret, okay? Just between you, me, and my blog.
15 July 2011
I'm hungry. And thirsty. - - That was efficient.
16 July 2011
zzzzzzzzz - zzzzzzzzzz - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SWISH - SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH - zzzzzzz - zzzzzzzzzzz - zzzzzzz
17 July 2011
Garfield, do you ever wonder what's going on in the world? - There's something going on? - You're pathetic. There's a world?
18 July 2011
Odie looks bored. - - It's subtle, but it's there.
19 July 2011
The nose does not really make a good pencil holder. - I'd write that down... - But I seem to be out of pencils.
20 July 2011
I don't feel like barking today. Hey, pal. You have to. It's your JOB. - Oh, very well... Bark - Happy? What's this world COMING to?!
21 July 2011
Would you like to see the medal I won as the world's fastest snail? Sure. - Darn! I left it at home. - I'll be back in a week. - I'll be here.
22 July 2011
Hi, Liz...how was work today? - You did?... No kidding! - She deloused a labradoodle! You watch your mouth.
23 July 2011
- Jon, are you done with the hose yet? Just a minute. - I'm trying to flush this- - GOPHER!!! - ...UP MY PANT LEG!!! GOPHER UP MY PANT LEG!! - YAAAA-AHHH!! And there he goes, headed for downtown. - We're going to be on the news again, aren't
24 July 2011
How's life been treating you, hon? I have a girlfriend no, Irma! - - I think she needs a shave, hon. I wouldn't talk with legs like those...HON
25 July 2011
Hi, Liz, it's your boyfriend! Ooh, which one? I have so many! - Jon? - Jon, it was a joke- Too late. He's already on the roof.
26 July 2011
Jon, would you like to hold hands? Sure! - - Each others? Even better!
27 July 2011
Liz and I are going to the late night movie tonight... - So don't wait up. Okay. - Z
28 July 2011
It's friday night! * FREEEP! - Uh-ho...and that rascal, Garfield, got a head start on us! - Good one! clap clap It's rude noises night!
29 July 2011
I don't understand women. - - I'll just pretend I do. Yeah, that's always worked.
30 July 2011
Garfield! - Garfield! The Donut Barn is having a clearance sale! - EEEEEEEEE! Oh, for Pete's sake! - EEEEeeeeeee YOU TWO ARE NUTS! - SLAM - beep beep boop beep beep - Hello? I want sprinkles.
31 July 2011