My life is too hectic, Garfield. Uh-oh. I need to simplify. This can't be good. I'm cutting back on personal hygiene. I could move somewhere warm.
1 July 2011
MOUSE! Hey, loudmouth! Now EVERYBODY'S going to want one!
2 July 2011
Oh, all right... But next time YOU guys get the kiddie pool! Hey!
3 July 2011
I've felt safer.
4 July 2011
Welcome to "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater". Hungry? Nope. You have been watching "Garfield's Science Fiction Theater".
5 July 2011
Happiness is what I'm all about. SLAP POO! MY happiness.
6 July 2011
There's been a dog food recall, Odie. I'll save you! Hey, guys, there's been a dog food recall. POO!
7 July 2011
You know what's weird? I've never heard Liz belch. All the times we've been together, she's never belched ONCE! Do you suppose she's saving it up` Sure. For when she meets your folks.
8 July 2011
I'm saving this cookie for later. Late enough.
9 July 2011
Say... Jon, why don't we just stay in tonight and talk? Talk? Yeah...just sit on the couch and talk. Talk? You know...I say something, then you say something. Talk? It's good for couples to talk. Talk? C'mon...it'll be fun. Talk? -You first, Jon. Uh...I h
10 July 2011
Wow! Did you hear that thunder? It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up! Ditto that.
11 July 2011
I've heard thunder makes cats jumpy. Z BOOOM! I wonder if that's true.
12 July 2011
Garfield, come out from under the couch. It's only a little thund BOOM Hey, I found a dime! My hero.
13 July 2011
That thunder can't get us now, Garfield. munch munch munch It's safe here under the couch. munch munch munch It's also disgusting. Care for a petrified cheese curl?
14 July 2011
I don't believe this. I'm hinding from a thunderstorm, under the couch, with my cat. This will be out little secret, okay? Just between you, me, and my blog.
15 July 2011
I'm hungry. And thirsty. That was efficient.
16 July 2011
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17 July 2011
Garfield, do you ever wonder what's going on in the world? There's something going on? You're pathetic. There's a world?
18 July 2011
Odie looks bored. It's subtle, but it's there.
19 July 2011
The nose does not really make a good pencil holder. I'd write that down... But I seem to be out of pencils.
20 July 2011
I don't feel like barking today. Hey, pal. You have to. It's your JOB. Oh, very well... Bark Happy? What's this world COMING to?!
21 July 2011
Would you like to see the medal I won as the world's fastest snail? Sure. Darn! I left it at home. I'll be back in a week. I'll be here.
22 July 2011
Hi, Liz...how was work today? You did?... No kidding! She deloused a labradoodle! You watch your mouth.
23 July 2011
Jon, are you done with the hose yet? Just a minute. I'm trying to flush this GOPHER!!! ...UP MY PANT LEG!!! GOPHER UP MY PANT LEG!! YAAAA-AHHH!! And there he goes, headed for downtown. We're going to be on the news again, aren'twe? Wear your blue outfit
24 July 2011
How's life been treating you, hon? I have a girlfriend no, Irma! I think she needs a shave, hon. I wouldn't talk with legs like those...HON
25 July 2011
Hi, Liz, it's your boyfriend! Ooh, which one? I have so many! Jon? Jon, it was a joke Too late. He's already on the roof.
26 July 2011
Jon, would you like to hold hands? Sure! Each others? Even better!
27 July 2011
Liz and I are going to the late night movie tonight... So don't wait up. Okay. Z
28 July 2011
It's friday night! * FREEEP! Uh-ho...and that rascal, Garfield, got a head start on us! Good one! clap clap It's rude noises night!
29 July 2011
I don't understand women. I'll just pretend I do. Yeah, that's always worked.
30 July 2011
Garfield! Garfield! The Donut Barn is having a clearance sale! EEEEEEEEE! Oh, for Pete's sake! EEEEeeeeeee YOU TWO ARE NUTS! SLAM beep beep boop beep beep Hello? I want sprinkles.
31 July 2011