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Garfield

Good morning, Garfield. I see you're awake. Ah. So that's what this is called.

1 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

* TWANG * TWANG * TWANG Odie needs tuning!

2 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Do you know what I think? Oh, I hope not. Even MY brain has standards.

3 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

He's lost a little weight, hasn't he? You have gill breath.

4 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Could I please speak to the most beautiful girl in the world? She's not here right now...will *I* do? How do I answer THAT? I'd hang up and hide behind the drapes.

5 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

At the top of this mountain lives a wise man. Right on the top, huh? He has a long beard, and he says great things about life. Oxygen deprivation will do that to you.

6 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn DIG DIG DIG dig DIG dig DIG DIG dig dig DIG dig DIG dig DIG dig Not so fast, bone brain.

7 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Hey, handsome. He enjoys an occasional compliment.

8 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Odie, the dog of a thousand faces! That's one...

9 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

I like to think I represent cats everywhere. CRASH! CAT PRIDE!

10 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

scratch scratch scratch She never scratches ME behind the ears. That's because she like me better.

11 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

I hope to have kids someday, Garfield. So I need the practice. Ready to go to the mall, "son"? I hate you, "dad".

12 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG Do you know how much I saved on that sign? Not enough.

13 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Sigh Ah, memories...

14 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

What a nice amusement park. YEEEE! Garfield, people are staring. Corn Dog Heaven

15 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

I love amusement parks! The hot dogs, the sodas... The elephant ears, the ice cream, the pretzels... ...the cotton candy.

16 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Nope. Nope. Oh, yeah!

17 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

You must be this tall to ride this attraction May I have my shirt back now? Just a minute...he's still looking. Urf.

18 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

YAAH! AYIEE! Are you boys ready for the roller coaster to begin? Let 'er rip!

19 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Boy, what a funday! No argument here. Guess which ride I enjoyed most? Mhh...let me think. Theeeee roller coaster? Wanna go again?!

20 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

b-d-d-d-d-d-d-d BWONG* SPLAT! Nobody TOLD me high-dive practice was this afternoon!

21 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

How long are you planning to lie there? A long time, I take it? Until I put out roots, pal.

22 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Odie is chasing a squirrel! ...now the squirrel is chasing Odie? Tag! You're it! smack! Ahhh...

23 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

Tonight, on Mouse News... Cheese is good...film at eleven. You don't see hard-hitting investigative journalism like that anyone.

24 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

The ice cream melted! Oh, no! I'll grab a mop! Not that! THINK, man! I have a straw!

25 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

What would you like to do, Liz? Why don't we watch golf on TV together? Okay, I'm gonna cry now. Manly tears, of course.

26 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

On today's show, people who don't trust their pets. I walked into the kitchen and found Fluffy at the table... Reading my life insurance policy! Kinda obvious there, Fluffy.

27 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

click vvvvvvv dingle * dingle * vvvvvvv vvvv BZZZZZ

28 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

We should order a pizza. I've never seen a cat do the cha cha. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!

29 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

I'd like a large pepperoni. * DING DONG Now THAT'S service! It's cold.

30 August 2011
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what we should have for dinner. INSERT PIZZA There's ONE subtle suggestion.

31 August 2011
 




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