Good morning, Garfield. - I see you're awake. Ah. - So that's what this is called.
1 August 2011
- * TWANG * TWANG * TWANG - Odie needs tuning!
2 August 2011
Do you know what I think? - Oh, I hope not. - Even MY brain has standards.
3 August 2011
- - He's lost a little weight, hasn't he? You have gill breath.
4 August 2011
Could I please speak to the most beautiful girl in the world? - She's not here right now...will *I* do? - How do I answer THAT? I'd hang up and hide behind the drapes.
5 August 2011
At the top of this mountain lives a wise man. - Right on the top, huh? - He has a long beard, and he says great things about life. Oxygen deprivation will do that to you.
6 August 2011
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff - sniff sniff sniff sniff sn - DIG DIG DIG dig DIG dig DIG DIG dig dig DIG dig DIG dig DIG dig - - - Not so fast, bone brain.
7 August 2011
- Hey, handsome. - He enjoys an occasional compliment.
8 August 2011
Odie, the dog of a thousand faces! - - That's one...
9 August 2011
I like to think I represent cats everywhere. - CRASH! - CAT PRIDE!
10 August 2011
- scratch scratch scratch - She never scratches ME behind the ears. That's because she like me better.
11 August 2011
I hope to have kids someday, Garfield. - So I need the practice. - Ready to go to the mall, "son"? I hate you, "dad".
12 August 2011
BEWARE OF DOG - - Do you know how much I saved on that sign? Not enough.
13 August 2011
Sigh - - - - - - Ah, memories...
14 August 2011
What a nice amusement park. YEEEE! - - Garfield, people are staring. Corn Dog Heaven
15 August 2011
I love amusement parks! The hot dogs, the sodas... - The elephant ears, the ice cream, the pretzels... - ...the cotton candy.
16 August 2011
Nope. - Nope. Oh, yeah!
17 August 2011
You must be this tall to ride this attraction - - May I have my shirt back now? Just a minute...he's still looking. Urf.
18 August 2011
- YAAH! AYIEE! - Are you boys ready for the roller coaster to begin? Let 'er rip!
19 August 2011
Boy, what a funday! No argument here. - Guess which ride I enjoyed most? Mhh...let me think. - Theeeee roller coaster? Wanna go again?!
20 August 2011
- - b-d-d-d-d-d-d-d - BWONG* SPLAT! - Nobody TOLD me high-dive practice was this afternoon!
21 August 2011
How long are you planning to lie there? - - A long time, I take it? Until I put out roots, pal.
22 August 2011
Odie is chasing a squirrel! - ...now the squirrel is chasing Odie? - Tag! You're it! smack! Ahhh...
23 August 2011
Tonight, on Mouse News... - Cheese is good...film at eleven. - You don't see hard-hitting investigative journalism like that anyone.
24 August 2011
The ice cream melted! Oh, no! - I'll grab a mop! Not that! THINK, man! - I have a straw!
25 August 2011
What would you like to do, Liz? Why don't we watch golf on TV together? - - Okay, I'm gonna cry now. Manly tears, of course.
26 August 2011
On today's show, people who don't trust their pets. - I walked into the kitchen and found Fluffy at the table... - Reading my life insurance policy! Kinda obvious there, Fluffy.
27 August 2011
- - click - vvvvvvv - dingle * dingle * vvvvvvv - vvvv - BZZZZZ
28 August 2011
We should order a pizza. - - I've never seen a cat do the cha cha. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
29 August 2011
I'd like a large pepperoni. - * DING DONG - Now THAT'S service! It's cold.
30 August 2011
I wonder what we should have for dinner. - INSERT PIZZA - There's ONE subtle suggestion.
31 August 2011