We can't order pizza EVERY night of the week, can we? Then again, if we don't try, how will we ever find out? I'm loving this logic!
1 September 2011
C'mon, aren't we sick of ordering pizza every night? Uh-oh... I'm weakening. Looook into my eeeeyes...
2 September 2011
* RIIING *click* Jon here, I'm not home right now... I'm probably off on some exotic adventure... Hey, maybe I'll find a shrunken head! This is why we never get messages.
3 September 2011
What a nice day at the beach, Garfield. Even Jon is enjoying himself. Poor guy...he's usually a walking disaster area. Where is he with those hot dogs, anyway? SEAGULLS! I'm not gonna look. Good thinking.
4 September 2011
I just completed a home improvement project. Ever heard of bunk beds? Tah-dah! Garfield Garfield
5 September 2011
It's everybody's favorite quiz show, "Ask Odie"! Ready for your first question, Odie? Hmmm... That wasn't it, dipwad!
6 September 2011
Hi! How's it going, Squeak? Never better! Another narrow escape!
7 September 2011
I am NOT the biggest loser in the world! See?! You're not even good at being a loser.
8 September 2011
Hi, Garfield! Surprised to see me? No. But HE is.
9 September 2011
Nothing will move me from this spot. Chocolate pudding! Oh, I know what you're thinking... I brought the spot with me.
10 September 2011
11 September 2011
The All-Cat Channel presents... "The History of Yarn". "Part One: Cro-Magnon Underwear". This is boring. Shhh!
12 September 2011
Go fish. -
13 September 2011
YAWN BAT -
14 September 2011
How come you don't bat me anymore? Uh, I'd rather not say. YOU THINK I'M FAT, DON'T YOU?!!
15 September 2011
What a beautiful view! I mean, HELP! I lost my concentration there for a moment.
16 September 2011
I can't hold on much longer! I'm going to have let go! Just as soon as somebody soft walks underneath me.
17 September 2011
Jon's Blob: Today I cleaned my barbecue grill! There was a lot of caked-on gunk, and it took a lot of hard scraping with a wire brush! All afternoon long, it was scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape,scrape, scrape, scra
18 September 2011
You look bored. You got that right. You need a change of scenery. You got that right. So, how about moving from that spot?! So, how about painting the ceiling a different color?!
19 September 2011
CRASH! Was that the cookie jar?! Gravity is my friend.
20 September 2011
I don't know how to tell you, Garfield... But cats are supposed to be clean animals. Not during the tapioka festival!
21 September 2011
So, how's your teddy bear today? He's not speaking to us.
22 September 2011
You say your ordered too much chinese food tonight? ** DING-DONG There's the doorbell...hold on. He's already there, isn't he? Brought his own chopsticks.
23 September 2011
BARK! BARK! BARK! Oops! That was embarrassing. I was barking at my reflection in the window. I don't blame you.
24 September 2011
WHAP! * beedle beedle beedle Hi, Jon! What's up? Uhhhh... I forgot why I was calling you. Well, call me back when you remember. click I FORGOT HER NUMBER!!! Old people are funny.
25 September 2011
Beware Of Judgemental Dog Nice slouch. I'd rather be bitten.
26 September 2011
Beware Of XXXX DUCK HA! HA! HA! I hate temp work.
27 September 2011
Beware Of Techno-Dog tic tic tic * BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE GRRR
28 September 2011
I just LOVE this sign! BEWARE OF DOG Love it! Love it! Love it! I mean... GRR! Too late.
29 September 2011
Beware Of ****** What? It's classified.
30 September 2011