We can't order pizza EVERY night of the week, can we? - - Then again, if we don't try, how will we ever find out? I'm loving this logic!
1 September 2011
C'mon, aren't we sick of ordering pizza every night? - Uh-oh... - I'm weakening. Looook into my eeeeyes...
2 September 2011
* RIIING *click* Jon here, I'm not home right now... - I'm probably off on some exotic adventure... - Hey, maybe I'll find a shrunken head! This is why we never get messages.
3 September 2011
- What a nice day at the beach, Garfield. - Even Jon is enjoying himself. - Poor guy...he's usually a walking disaster area. - Where is he with those hot dogs, anyway? - SEAGULLS! - I'm not gonna look. Good thinking.
4 September 2011
I just completed a home improvement project. - Ever heard of bunk beds? - Tah-dah! Garfield Garfield
5 September 2011
It's everybody's favorite quiz show, "Ask Odie"! - Ready for your first question, Odie? - Hmmm... That wasn't it, dipwad!
6 September 2011
Hi! How's it going, Squeak? Never better! - - Another narrow escape!
7 September 2011
I am NOT the biggest loser in the world! - See?! - You're not even good at being a loser.
8 September 2011
Hi, Garfield! - Surprised to see me? No. - But HE is.
9 September 2011
Nothing will move me from this spot. - Chocolate pudding! Oh, I know what you're thinking... - I brought the spot with me.
10 September 2011
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11 September 2011
The All-Cat Channel presents... - "The History of Yarn". - "Part One: Cro-Magnon Underwear". This is boring. Shhh!
12 September 2011
- Go fish. -
13 September 2011
YAWN BAT - -
14 September 2011
How come you don't bat me anymore? - Uh, I'd rather not say. - YOU THINK I'M FAT, DON'T YOU?!!
15 September 2011
What a beautiful view! - I mean, HELP! - I lost my concentration there for a moment.
16 September 2011
I can't hold on much longer! - I'm going to have let go! - Just as soon as somebody soft walks underneath me.
17 September 2011
scrape, scrape, scra - Z Z - Come on! It's not that boring! Z Z - Z Z Z
18 September 2011
You look bored. You got that right. - You need a change of scenery. You got that right. - So, how about moving from that spot?! So, how about painting the ceiling a different color?!
19 September 2011
- CRASH! - Was that the cookie jar?! Gravity is my friend.
20 September 2011
I don't know how to tell you, Garfield... - But cats are supposed to be clean animals. - Not during the tapioka festival!
21 September 2011
So, how's your teddy bear today? - - He's not speaking to us.
22 September 2011
You say your ordered too much chinese food tonight? - ** DING-DONG There's the doorbell...hold on. - He's already there, isn't he? Brought his own chopsticks.
23 September 2011
BARK! - BARK! BARK! Oops! - That was embarrassing. - I was barking at my reflection in the window. - I don't blame you.
24 September 2011
WHAP! - * beedle beedle beedle - Hi, Jon! What's up? Uhhhh... - I forgot why I was calling you. Well, call me back when you remember. - click - - - I FORGOT HER NUMBER!!! Old people are funny.
25 September 2011
- Beware Of Judgemental Dog - Nice slouch. I'd rather be bitten.
26 September 2011
Beware Of XXXX DUCK - HA! HA! HA! - I hate temp work.
27 September 2011
Beware Of Techno-Dog tic tic tic - * BEEDLE BEEDLE BEEDLE - GRRR
28 September 2011
I just LOVE this sign! BEWARE OF DOG - Love it! Love it! Love it! - I mean... GRR! Too late.
29 September 2011
Beware Of ****** - What? - It's classified.
30 September 2011