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Garfield

Hey there, guy! Hi, boy! Howdy-doo! * Sigh... It's lonely being a scale on new year's day.

1 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I seek truth! But a cookie will do.

2 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't ever change, Jon! Want to look like a winner? Hang around a loser.

3 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's nice to be stared at by you, Garfield. FINALLY somebody gets it!

4 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, I would like to speak seriously to you. But that would be impossible.

5 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I wonder... I wonder what life would be like without you. Would I be happier? You'll never know.

6 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Remember the time I stepped on your tail? The important thing is that YOU remember it. When the weather is damp, I still walk with a limp.

7 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Yip! Don't do that! Yip? Yeah, that. BARK!

8 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a happy cat! I'm a happy cat! Uh... Boy, that donut wore off fast.

9 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not going to bite you. But I AM going to disrespect you in my blog. Kids.

10 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are better than dogs. And not to present the other side, here's Odie. Hey! No puppy-dog eyes!

11 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! Are you quite through?! The good times can't last forever, pal.

12 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Is that a gag tie? Uh... Try saying "yes" and see what happens.

13 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Jon. Check out my happy expression. Getting nervous yet?

14 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! Hey, how about I take you for a walk? A CAT walking a dog? Are you trying to humiliate me?! No, I was just... Well, you're doing a good job, mister! My self-esteem is ruined! Sorry, I was joking. So...no walk?Dogs.

15 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You're not perfect, you know. I must agree. It is my one fault.

16 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I look good in a hat. Odie, not so much.

17 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

That's not a mouse hole. It's just drawn on the wall. What is?

18 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

MEOOOOOWWRRRR ROOWWRR Can't you rehearse someplace else?! Opera hater.

19 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I think you'll like the restaurant I've chosen. Will they have a place to plug in ma jacket? Changing? Mx jacket clashed with the expression on Liz's face.

20 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Woo-hoo! I finally got the knot out of my shoelace! That was a day well spent.

21 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh... I gave up donuts for my new year's resolution, Garfield. I haven't eaten a donut for three weeks now. I didn't think it would be so hard. Boy, I sur emiss them . HI, Liz! Okay, did you see that? He usually has sprinkles.

22 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Um...'sup? Uh...nice shoes! I'm practicing some things to say to Liz. Leave nothing to chance.

23 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What's the name of that perfume you're wearing? You probably smell the chocolate chip cookie in my purse. That's a long name. Where have you been all my life?

24 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon... Isn't one of you pant legs a little short? Huh? GARFIELD! Needed a headband.

25 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you mind if I gaze into your eyes, Liz? Not at all. I wasn't trying to hypnotize him. It just happened. Make him cluck like a chicken!

26 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

* KISS Lose a bet?

27 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't trust our waiter. Why is that, Jon? It's just a feeling. We're out of the (burp) veal.

28 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

CHONK Where's he get the bucket of cherry syrup? Some things are better left unknown...

29 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

All is right in the world. Today has been one disaster after another. Fortunately, the world only cares about me.

30 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

SNICK SNICK SNICK SNICK So you were playing with the cat... Just cut me down.

31 January 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Someone has stolen my identity! They gave it back. Surprise, surprise.

1 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

We cats have to get into this eating-kids'-homework racket.

2 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Sorry I'm late. Oh, that's okay. But I have a really good explanation. I put on my pants backwards. And he walked three blocks in the wrong direction before he realized it.

3 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not wearing my slip-ons today... I'm going to wear shoes with laces! Don't be a hero, Jon!

4 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

All right, I'll turn the heat up. Well, look who took a hint.

5 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's still winter. Keep me posted.

6 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Burp BURP1 Not everything is a contest, you know. Said the loser.

7 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG grrrr FLOP -

8 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

DOMUT SHOP I'm moving.

9 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG With a sign like that, you don't need a dog.

10 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Heh heh heh What's on your mind, Garfield? Uh... Are you wearing a wire?

11 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

lick lick lick lick lick lick KAFF KAFF! KAFF! KAFF! KAFF! KAAAAAFFFFF! KAAAAAFFFFF!! HAAAAACK!! Whew. So...how's your oatmeal?

12 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Ready for our date, Liz? But first we should alert the fire departmen. 'cause my lips are on fire. Maybe it'll spread to the jacket.

13 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, have I told you how beautiful I think you are? About thirty seconds ago. Oh, that's right! Have you tried dating without notes?

14 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I think I embarrassed Liz in the restaurant. Why can't I remember? Use the silverware! Or don't order spaghetti and banana cream pudding.

15 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz wants me to share my feelings. What the heck does that mean? Maybe it's in the dictionary.

16 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Only six more hours until my date with Liz! Looking forward to it, are we?

17 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I bought you some chocolates, Liz. Wh, thank you, Jon. Would you like to smell them on Garfield's breath? No, thank you, Jon. Come on, take whiff. They were great!

18 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, get up. It's almost noon. I know it's cold, but you can't stay in bed FOREVER! Are you going to hibernate all winter?! POKE POKE POKE I knew this bear mask would come in handy.

19 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

People are more important to me than things. That's because your things are all lousy.

20 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

HA! HA! HA! HA! Dogs look ridiculous in hats.

21 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

How's it going, Garfield? Awful. BURP! Pretty good.

22 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP Yep, I'm never off the clock.

23 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't think our waiter likes me. Why do you say that? Here is your roll, sir. BONK! Call it a hunch. Pie?

24 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield!... ZIP! Dinner! ZIP! Been there, (burp) done that.

25 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, buddy! How's it going, pal? Odie? Are you in there? Hey, guys! ...guys?

26 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

HELLO, I'M A CAT. AND GEE, I WONDER WHAT TIME IT IS?! OH, THAT'S RIGHT...IT'S TIME TO SMACK THE SPIDER! BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE! Attitude adjustment time.

27 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie will now explain what's wrong with the world. Meow. Hey!

28 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Why don't you love me anymore, Brenda? WHOP You've changed.

29 February 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

SMACK! Guess what happened to me? OH, GEE. LET ME THINK...

1 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, remember when we met? Remember the first thing you said to me? Nice teddy bear tie? Okay, the second thing.

2 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

SWAT! AAAHHH! Not funny!

3 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk WOOOOOOSH I'm done with march.

4 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's hard to keep up with all the scientific advances these days. THE WHEEL IS AMAZING! Unless you'r eliving with a visionary.

5 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, the winter hunt. Stalking big game across the frozen tundra. CAt HAIR IN THE REFRIGERATOR! When I happened upon a wounded cheese platter...

6 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What's up? Nothing whatsoever. Nothing. What's up with you? Any plans? Nope. Nope. You? A cat's curiosity is rivaled only by his apathy.

7 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you up to? On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer.

8 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you have a philosophy of life, Jon? Uh... Eat fast, before Garfield gets to the table. Did I hear "eat"?

9 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Whoa...Jon actually looks cool today. Did I forget to pay the light bill? Oh! Silly me! Cool and stupid.

10 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Date night, Garfield. It's Liz's turn to pick the movie this week. Oh, man, I hope it's not a weepy chick movie. Give me a good monster movie any old day! bip bip Hi, Liz, it's Jon! What are we seeing tonight? I picked a monstermovie. YES! "When Godz

11 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Shouldn't you be living a life? What channel is that on?

12 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Self-Help for Cats". Tonight's subject... Changing your own litter box. "Menu," "Mute," "Guide," here it is... "Block Channel".

13 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You're watching Channel 637. Welcome to "Staring at Cows". Moo It IS peaceful.

14 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The monster is stepping on the city! Ow! Ow! Ow! Pointy buildings. Ooch!

15 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The name of the murderer is... Bob... Bob...something. The years are catching up with Sherlock.

16 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Z STREEEEEETCH Whoa! This has been "A Day in the Life of a Cat". I LOVE exciting endings!

17 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

O-kay! Time for spring cleaning, Garfield! Let's see...receipt...receipt...receipt...ticket stubs...that was a good movie... Credit card slip...when did I eat THERE? ...business cards...parking ticket...oops, better pay that. -...expired coupons...fortune

18 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

We should do something. Yes, we should. I mentioned we should do something, right? Which counts as doing something.

19 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm thinking about taking a nap. Oh, come on! You don't THINK about taking naps, you just... Z

20 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT! Yes! Why is the window open? Target practice.

21 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Someday insects will rule the world! Then what? Uh, we'll ge tto crawl on stuff. Oh, the humanity.

22 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, Liz. Of course we can cancel our date. Another can of deodorant down the drain! Mr. Tense.

23 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Why are we out of Hot Dog buns? They were just the right size for sparrows. I am so glad that I can't understand you. Next, I'm thinking of experimenting with squirrels.

24 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Good riddance, winter! At last! No more snow! No more ice! No more windchill factors! No more cold floors in the morning! We can even open the WINDOWS again!! All those things that drive me crazy are finally... -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

25 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

A cat and a mouse! You two are pathetic! You could at least fake it! Oh, no, don't eat me. die, vermin.

26 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

MICE ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING! whisper whisper whisper Boris ate five thousand cheese cubes once.

27 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

TA-DAH! That's a good entrance. My sparkler went out.

28 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

We had twins! I noticed!

29 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Ha! Ha! Look at Jon drinking from my coffee cup! Ha! Ha!Look at Jon drinking from my hot tub!

30 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, there, I'm a field mouse. Yo. Hey, there. Wow. How does he get a pizza delivered? Exactly.

31 March 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Nobody reads my blog. I know! I'll post a pictur eof YOU! People on the Internet LOVe cats! Do something funny! COME ON!! Today I ate a smartphone.

1 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

** SMASH! HEY! I LIKED that ringtone! Trust me. The world is a better place now.

2 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The chicken is missing! And the tomatoes! Keep going.

3 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey! ** Some of us like to CLIMB that tree!

4 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You should try thinking of others. How's it going? This is going to take some time.

5 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It has occured to me that I am no longer a loser. I have a girlfriend, pets... An awesome sock collection... Loser.

6 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z meow You meow in your sleep. Then there is hardly any reason to be awake.

7 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Uh-oh, time to feed the cat. I'll do it. VEEEEEEEEEE * ka-chink! Here you are, Garfield. GLOMP! CHOMP! SNARF! SNORK! GOBBLE! SLURP! BURRRRP! More dip? I'll pass.

8 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

JON'S DONUT JON'S DONUT GARFIELD ATE JON'S DONUT

9 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon is in deep thought. Well, not REAL deep. Kind of kiddie-pool deep in thought.

10 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

This is nice. Why don't I go outside more? * THEY CALL ME NAAATURE BOY...FAH-LA-L * Oh, yeah.

11 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You have to have a positive attitude, Garfield. You have to look into the mirror and say... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Ready for our group gag?

12 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello? ...no, I just woke up. Okay, I'll look for it. Liz can't find her makeup case. Haven't seen it!!!

13 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's amazing what you can learn online. BRAIN-EATING MARTIANS ARE GOING TO GET US! Like how gullible some people are.

14 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

* What a beautiful spring day, Garfield. Blue sky...warm sun... Perfect for working in the garden. People should really celebrate days like this. HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!!! Should I look? How's your heart?

15 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I've seen it all. Nothing impresses me. I just felt the best breeze! Jon, on the other hand...

16 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Woo-hoo! It's butterfly time! Whoa, I'm a little dizzy. I'm going to lie here awhile and then call a cab. Nature isn't what it used to be.

17 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's everybody's favorite quiz show, "Ask Odie"! Ready for your first question Odie? Hmmmm... That wasn't it, dipwad!

18 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Still breathing, I seel. I like to keep busy.

19 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Well...uh...I...uh...um...you know...gee...um... Bye. I was trying to leave Liz a voice mail. You really should work with notes.

20 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon! I've been kidnapped! And I could use a little help with my ransom note. How do you spell "sardines"? When you miss naps you scare me.

21 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield GLOMP! POOOOO Not loving the liver? Not loving the liver.

22 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

There's cat hair on everything. That is an exaggeration. Look at the ceil... Never mind.

23 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The computer has a virus! Now it crashed! Jon doesn't do well with technology. Now it's packing to leave!

24 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

How are you today, Garfield? YOU tell ME. And she calls herself a veterinarian.

25 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Prepare to be swatted, bug! Go ahead. Just don't sit on me. See, I said that 'cause you're fat. There isn't a newspaper big enough...

26 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

eek! The cat! Fear not! There is safety in numbers! Funny...I don't FEEL safe. Shut up. I love field trips.

27 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I sometimes regret doing this. SMACK! It's not good for the magazine. MY SYMPATHIES!

28 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

POUNCE! THUD! Now where's my laser pointer? Revenge is mine!!

29 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What a beautiful day! KABOOM! Nature can be cruel. And funny!

30 April 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's your dinner, Garfield. The label came off the can, so I'm not sure what this is. Sometimes that's a blessing.

1 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BOOT BLORP! The mashed potatoes might taste kind of funny tonight.

2 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE of Nothing There's gotta be a catch...

3 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You know, Jon, people with pets live longer. Yeah, if we LET you. He's doing it again! What?! Meow.

4 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! Hey! Mrs. Feeny has a picture of you destroying her garden! Very well...I'll sign it.

5 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Batteries click click click click The set is FIVE FEET away! Girls.

6 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Science Fiction Theater presents... "The Hard-Working Cat". Ridiculous! Jon! Change the channel for me!

7 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Ranger Bob, what is the secret to wilderness survival? Well, sidekick Rick, never stare directly at the sun... And never try to milk a badger. That was my favorite episode.

8 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome to "Ask theVet". Doctor, why don't cats fetch? Believe it or not, some cats DO fetch! We call them "dogs".

9 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The following commercials... will be presented... with minimal program interruption. Remote, do your thing.

10 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK What's on television? You got the time?

11 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, kids! It's time for... "Mr. Pituiary Glan'd Clubhouse"! I hate educational programming.

12 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Mmmmm... The days are getting longer and warmer. Soon it'll be hot again... And I'll be able to lounge in the kiddie pool all day. Soon, very, very, soon. Not yet, though.

13 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Good news. You're in no danger of falling. Whew. Now I can relax.

14 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's National Tell-A-Lie Day! And, yes, I made that up.

15 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

bzzzzzz Follow me to paradise! zzzzzz Woo hoo! I don't think I want to see what a fly considers paradise.

16 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Aw! Z They're so cute... When their food is being stolen.

17 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I've painted a portrait of Liz. I don't think I'll show it to her. Smart move, Pablo.

18 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm all about my beauty. STOMP STOMP Should have made a backup plan.

19 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Sigh Aren't the stars beautiful tonight, Garfield? They're all sparkling like little diamonds! You know, I'm really glad you're here to share this evening with me. It makes it even more special. Are you glad I'm here with you, too? Z Z How was your date?

20 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's morning. And the day is already ruined.

21 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

** AQUARIUM > Where have you been? Heaven!

22 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Every day is just like every other day. My life has been one LONG day. You waste a lot of money on calendars.

23 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

This cereal is a good source of fiber. Fiber? So THIS is where missing socks go.

24 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Somebody should write a poem about you, Liz. How about YOU, Jon? Me? Uh...I'm not very good... What rhymes with "meow"?

25 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs love to swim. And I know lots of OTHER embarrassing things, too.

26 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z BURP Z BURP Z Best pizza dream EVER!

27 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Things aren't always what they seem Whoa... Then it's possible that I'm having a good time?

28 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

They cut my tree down! Now where am I going to live?! What's that noise in the attic? Squirrels have an amazing amount of furniture.

29 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAP! SMACK! THUD! Odie tripped. Here's an eyewitness statement swearing I was in Bolivia at the time.

30 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BARKBARKBARK -DING! Quitting time! 'sup, dude? Oddness.

31 May 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Now there's an interesting stamp... Z Time? Z Twenty-three seconds...a new record.

1 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah, "Alice in Wonderland." A timeless classic. That should keep the table from wobbling.

2 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Stop it, Odie! Man, that creeps me out. SNICK! I hate his "lizard" days.

3 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

This has been a good day. It has? Man, I should have been paying attention.

4 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Love... GLOMP! Is felleting.

5 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I've told you before, guys... No pillaging at the dinner table. But we're vikings.

6 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Who wants to ride in the car?! You never show any entusiasm, Garfield. I don't like to ride in the car. And I have hidden his keys.

7 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that, Liz? You're asking me if I can dance? Wait, do you smell something burning? OH, yeah, my shoes are on FIRE! In your dreams.

8 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Because I say so, that's why! Thirty-two minutes. That's a new record for a comeback. YES!

9 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

rrrrrrrr Finally! All done! BOOOOM rumble rumble rumble SPOING That's just not fair. Suck it up, mow boy.

10 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Annoyed yet? Yes, Jon. For over thirty-three years now, Jon.

11 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

They say the older you get, the wiser you get. I've heard that. Boy, you must be a stinking GENIUS! And his reflexes aren't too shabby either.

12 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

So, how old are you going to be this year? You know, that's kind of an impolite question to ask. Wow, that old, huh?

13 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheer up, Garfield. It's only a birthday. Not helping. There'll be cake. Helping. With lots and lots of candles! Not helping again.

14 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What are you worried about your birthday for, Garfield? Cats have NINE lives! Aww...feel better now? I love you, Liz. You're a good liar.

15 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's tonight's age night mare, Garfield, and I'm a HEARING AID! You don't look so scary. AAAAY?

16 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

We're here for the party this week. Where's the cake? The kithcen is that way. OKAY, FELLAS! fOLLOW ME! Definitely one of my more depressing birthday nightmares.

17 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi! I'm your age nightmare! What are YOU doing here? Uh... Funny...I knew before I walked into the room.

18 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Whoa, if I eat another bite, I'm going to explode. Better stand back...

19 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I have being cute covered for today. That's one less thing for me to worry about.

20 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... "who wants to go for a walk?" We'll have to get back to you with that answer.

21 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz isn't coming over tonight. Hey, it's just us guys! Uh-oh... We can can run around the backyard in our underwear! LIZ!!!

22 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Why not turn the computer on? And ruin a perfectly good day?!

23 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

pffffft Dogs are lousy bluffers.

24 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The world is filled with many wonders. And Jon.

25 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Looking forward for dinner? How can you tell?

26 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You can't have everything! Good! Because a lot of stuff stinks.

27 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Have you checked out the gift shop? Stay out of my closet!

28 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Oops, I dropped a contact lens. I didn't know you wore contact lenses, Jon. I don't. I just like to carry them around. And I know WAY weirder stuff about him, lady!

29 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

AIIIEEEEEE I didn't know your voice could go that high. You clawed me! Don't change the subject, choirboy.

30 June 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

97, 98, 99,199! I just did 100 pushups! All right, I admit they were video game pushups. But I think I strained a tendon... And tore a cutile. I think I'll go put ice on it and lie down. Is he always this. You don't know the halfof it. lady. GAH! THAT'S C

1 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Why so grumpy? I'll think of something.

2 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BURP! I've been saving that up.

3 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

There are certain drawbacks to summer. There were five of them.

4 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I have to admit...dogs know how to relax.

5 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

No, Liz, and that's final! Oh, okay. I'm going shopping. BECAUSE I WANT TO! Hand over your man card.

6 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I just texted Jon. I would prefer that you meow at me in person. Quaint is so cute.

7 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

"Directions for easy preparation". "Preheat oven to 425 degrees". "Place on center rack for 17 to 19 minutes, or until crust is golden brown". It also says we can microwave it in six minutes. What do you think? 'bout what?

8 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats know how to have fun. It's a carefully guarded secret.

9 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Invader from outer space! Okay, tourist from outer space.

10 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Somebody had their teeth cleaned today.

11 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Another one?! The ice cream man is giving free samples again?! I'm getting one! You'll need this brick.

12 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, have I shown you my tie that's so wide I don't need to wear a shirt? She still hasn't said anything. Not even blinked.

13 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Yay, team! Oh, wait...I don't have a team. More food for me.

14 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Murf-murf-murf Buck? Murf-murf-murf What is it, boy? Murf-murf-murf Is it trouble, boy? Murf-murf-murf Is somebody hurt? Murf-murf-murf IS THE BARN ON FIRE?! Mur-murf WHAT IS IT?! Buck is telling you that you're out of peanutbutter, dimwit.

15 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! That's what you always say. You notice I'm a dog, right? Oh, right. That explains your breath. BARK!

16 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

** BARK! FFFT! It's just not the same...

17 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware Of Mysterious Dog Will I bark? Won't I bark? Mysterious, indeed...

18 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Bark Is that it? That's all I prepared. Can't you ad-lib SOMETHING?!

19 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF THE DOG WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO... GET DENTISTRY TOOLS Next!

20 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BAK! Oops. Worst lip-syncing I've ever seen.

21 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

GARFIELD!! You guys can't bungee jump from the light switch anymore.

22 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The story you are about to see is true. Dull, but true.

23 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear ask a dog"... "Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!" You wrote this one, didn't you? Yip!

24 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, I'm getting old! I found a grey hair! Don't panic. It was in my ear! Okay, panic.

25 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Aging is no fun, Garfield. And what's even worse... What was I saying? That we haven't had dessert.

26 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

If our eyes were in our ears, would we walk sideways? Sorry, I was trying to fill the lull. That's sweet, but don't.

27 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

scratch scratch That's your birthday present. Don't get used to it.

28 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

click Tonight, after months of dieting, exercise, and hard work... We will learn which of our contestants has lost the most wieght! WHO will be our grand prize winner?! Stay tuned for the exciting final weigh-in, right after thesemessages! ...and we're ba

29 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's hot out here. It's Jon in here. Hot it is!

30 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Aw And my paw is sticky no more.

31 July 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

ECHO POINT You have to speak first, dimwit.

1 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Your yowling kept me awake all night, Garfield. What do you think we should do about this? Have you tried sleeping all day like me?

2 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! Lunch! Back At: 1:00

3 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Liz, it's Jon! Oops, sorry. It's just a head of cabbage! We don't have the same sense of humor, do we?

4 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

BZZZZ! BZZZZ! BZZZZ! GARFIELD! ODIE! BZZZZ! Stop texting each other!

5 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You know how to waste time, don't you? This coming from somebody watching me do it.

6 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's a plague of locusts! Run fo your life! It's the end of the world! AYIEEEE!!! There's only one of you. But I'm REALLY good!

7 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie is enjoying a little snack. munch munch munch munch munch munch Or, it's enjoying him. munch munch munch

8 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The world is my scratching post! Bwa-ha-haaa! Do you know how many times the phone has rung?! Should be 37.

9 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield washed my jacket. And now it doesn't fit. You da cat. You're welcome.

10 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that, Liz? You say Garfield is due for a SHOT? Just kidding! What a waste of cat food.

11 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

COMING SOON! TO A YARD NEAR YOU! BEWARE OF DOG! IN GLORIOUS 3D! -

12 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what's going on in the world. You can tell I'm kidding, right?

13 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Please keep your sock puppet out of my sock drawer. I get lonely.

14 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Arf? Sorry, I don't speak poodle.

15 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Beware of Invisible Dog Hey! Can I get a little privacy?! I didn't see the invisible tree.

16 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, name a game that children play. "Eat the onion, weakling!" "Give me your bike"? You poor thing.

17 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The yard is a good place to take a nap. Uh-oh. Unless you get carried off by ants. ANTS WITH HEAVY MACHINERY, MAYBE!

18 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow What does "meow" mean? MEOW What? MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! I just don't understand you. Sometimes "meow" just means "meow".

19 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The world exists for my amusement. This must be an intermission.

20 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

There's a lot to learn about the world, Garfield. Not that we plan to learn it. Whew.

21 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I wouldn't want to be you.

22 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a fierce jungle cat. BARK BARK * chirp chirp * The jungle needs work.

23 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Garfield. What are you up to? Oh, just waitinh for you to leave, so I can eat the donut Ih ave behind my back.

24 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Echo Point Cough COUGH! I'm sicker than I thought.

25 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You're welcome. Ow.

26 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

How are things outside? Not much of a plot.

27 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Now to enter my time travel machine. Z And, just like that, it's tomorrow!

28 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Here you go! Hot off the grill! clink! I fwouldn't feed this to a DOG I would. crunch crunch crunch crunch

29 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I know a little something about decorating.

30 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What's that smell? sniff sniff Do I smeel old tuna? That's my new perfume. Niiiiiice!

31 August 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield needs lasagna. How did you do that? Who, me?

1 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Good afternoon, sir. Are you traveling alone today? No luggage? No carry-on? Here's your ticket. All scheduled departures are on time. BOOT! And do have a good trip!

2 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

We should form a book club. And then we should sit around talking about books... That we pretend we've read. Count me in.

3 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

They say someday pets might be replaced by robots. Did he notice? No.

4 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hello? Hello? Odie swallowed your phone again.

5 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

ECHO POINT ECHO POINT Oh, ha-ha. I told you it wasn't funny. He laughed, didn't he?

6 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm learning a lot from Liz. For instance... Did you know that girls don't like it when you sneak up and belach in their ear? You're serious?

7 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

* Smelled cookies.

8 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Yikes. Look at all those cobwebs. That's just nasty. We should do something about that. Yeah. Let's never look up again. We're BACHELORS, baby.

9 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

People always ask me, "Garfield, how do you do it?" And I always replay.. "Do what?"

10 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what's good? Spinach. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, Jon! I believe the correct pronounciation of thet word is "dooooonut".

11 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, why are you always so content? -

12 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz says I can be sarcastic. I don't think so. What do you think, "Flash"? Flash agrees with Liz.

13 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz says I need to be more of a thinker. Well, I'm glad that's over! Welcome back.

14 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Mystery! Excitement! Adventure! Action! Thrills! And lots of other things aren't going on here.

15 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Z -SNORRE How was your nap? BURP! I dreamed that I was a cocoon.

16 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Feeling down? Hey, you're not this guy! There, feeling better?

17 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

KEEP OUT STAY AWAY TURN BACK! This has to be something good!

18 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

As you probably already know, cats are related to lions. rowr Boy, I could go for a gazelle burger about now.

19 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Whee! I can fly! That's your opinion!

20 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been doing a lot of reading, Liz. I can now discuss current affairs. Hey, those vikings are rascals, aren't they? Still on chapter one.

21 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Z Z Secret cat greeting.

22 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

This entire bowl of cheese puffs has vanished! And I bet I know where they went... GARFIELD! Show me your paws! They're already orange... The perfect crime!

23 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I couldn't remember what I was on vacation from. I've done that.

24 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Someday mice will rule the world. Then what? We'll get to live in people's houses and eat cheese. You don't say.

25 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

rrrrrrrrrrrr VRRRRRRMMMMMM Tell me I didn't see that. You didn't see that.

26 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Day care.

27 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

"The mice cheered as the cheese fairy said goodbye". "With a wave of her wand, she flew out of the mousehole". "Right into the gaping jaws of a ravenous cat". EEEEEE!!!

28 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Where's the mousetrap I set out? The mice have it. I'm beginning to think mice are smarter these days. They've turned it over, added legs, and made a nice coffee table out of it.

29 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Ah Ah...AH....AH... AH...AH...* Hey CHOO snurfle

30 September 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Okay, I know you're up to something. But whaaat?

1 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

crunch crunch crunch That was the best cookie I've eaten today! And the competition was fierce.

2 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm too tired to climb this tree... Let's just say I did. What are you doing? Pretending to sweat.

3 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Life has different seasons. A time to laugh, a time to reflect... I'm going through my "Sunny Period"! A time to seek therapy...

4 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Allow me to get the door for you, Liz. I'm always the gentleman. That's the closet. He said he was polite, lady, not smart.

5 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not making THAT much gravy. A can can hope, can't he?

6 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I know that look. That's your "When-Jon-gets-in-the-shower-I'll-steal-all-the-donuts... ...then-I'll-ransack-the-house-jummy-the-door-lock-and-tie-myself-to-a-chair... ...so-it'll-look-like-a-crazed-maniac-broke-in-and-did-it" look. Boy, I gott

7 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Running is good for you. Keep running. I'll let you know when I feel better.

8 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie buried a bone. Forgot to let go again.

9 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, let's pretend it's my birthday! Oh, boy... I'll get presents and cards! Jon, how shall I say this?... And cake! Happy birthday, buddy!

10 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hi, Liz! Today is my birthday! Well, not really, but I need cheering up. Can you just play along?! Aaaand, she's off the guest list.

11 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

No one came to my birthday party. It's not your birthday. Maybe this was a dumb idea. Really?! But we'll always have the hats! Time for your birthday noogie.

12 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

That's the cafeteria staff. School lunches were fun. We had "Mystery Meat Mondays". I LOVE guessing games!

13 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

My shoelace broke today. So I replaced it. And then the other one broke! So I replaced that one, too. Oh, well, you know what I always say... "Tomorrow is another day". Does it have to be?

14 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

The good times can't last forever. I'll keep that in mind... In case they ever START!

15 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

My coffee is stronger than Jon's. My coffe is whimpering! Mine slapped it around a little.

16 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Dogs have no business drinking coffee. LAP LAP LAP LAP SLURP SLURP LAP LAP LAP LAP I rest my case.

17 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Poor Jon hasn't been able to sleep. The stress and responsibility of modern life. There's a monster under my bed. And his night-light broke.

18 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

SIGH SIGH They must be thinking about cupcakes, too.

19 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

There is a wise man on top of this mountain. AAAAAAAAAHHHH THUD Okay, maybe not so wise after all.

20 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Feel that nip in the air, Garfield? That's fall. And do you know what that means? That means I have mowed my LAST lawn for the year! WOOOSH I could just scream. Suck it up, rake boy.

21 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

From now on, I'm in charge around here. Sure thing, let me write that down. We'll just call it "Plan B".

22 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I've got a thousand legs, pal! What do you think of that? I don't care. You'll care when I start KICKING you!!!

23 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! New sneakers! It's the small things in life that irritate me the most.

24 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie is climbing a tree. THUD THUD And, needless to say, digs aren't real good at that. THUD

25 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

WHUMP! Fear not! HA! HA! HA! So far, so good.

26 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

My new movie is a twist on the old werewolf story. It's about a girl from Iowa who turns into a cow. It opens with a blood-curdling moo! I smell an Oscar.

27 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

brush brush brush That must've been a good monster movie.

28 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Want to go to dinner and a movie? Sure, we could do that, or... I could transplant your brain into the body of a gorilla!! Eeeek! Never date a mad scientist.

29 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't sleep, Garfield. I think there's a monster in my closet. I heard him scream. He no doubt saw your wardrobe.

30 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

And just what are you? I'm a ghost. I'm cold, so I'm wearing a quilt instead of a sheet. Lost the passion, huh? Two more months until retirement, and it's the Bahamas, baby!

31 October 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

* DING-DONG Most pets don't ring doorbells and run! But, duh! If you walk, you get caught!

1 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I was gazing into Liz's eyes... And she dozed off. She must not have been gazing back. Wanna bet?

2 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Even with truth on your side... It can still be hard to make others believe you. THAT'S NOT FOOD, ODIE!

3 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I see everyone is here... Thank you all for coming. Please take your seats. BLORK FLARP SQEET FWEEEEP HORNK VOOMP SQUARK QUEEEP BLART "Whoopie Cushion Theater" will return in a moment. I beg to differ.

4 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Look at this, Garfield. The human brain is superior to all other brains. No argument there, Jon. You should get one of those.

5 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Bad mood, coming through. SQUISH You stepped in my guacamole! You're too close to the tracks.

6 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Meow Quack! Quack! Moooooo Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Don't quit your day job.

7 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

That's my uncle Otto. He was very inquisitive. Then one day a milking machine ripped his lips off. Interesting smile.

8 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I crave action! Wait, that's not right. I crave pudding!

9 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

What can I do to impress Liz at dinner tonight? Take me with you! You're not helping. And lavish me with a big, thick steak!

10 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

* RING No, that's okay...I understand, we'll do it next week. That was Liz. She had to cancel our date. An emergency came uo at the animal hospital. Shot down because of a gerbil with a chest cold. Sigh. I hate gerbils. So do I,They're all gristle.

11 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, can you come here? No.

12 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I used to practice my dance moves in a mirror. Then one day dad caught me. He burned my tutu. I may not sleep for days.

13 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's an interesting stamp. Fascinating! And thank you for sharing! I'm not through. Oh, look! The escape hatch is closing!

14 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder if life is still out there? Yes! And it has chocolate chips!

15 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Did you know that Liz is a veterinarian? Seriously? My knee hurts. Jon?

16 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Usually dogs look ridiculous in sweaters. But "ridiculous" wouldn't do that dog justice.

17 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Where do you keep your baster? Bottom kitchen drawer. Thanks. No problem. Just a turkey hallucination. I get them this time every year. Nothing to worry about. Hey, we can't find the casserole dish. They keep moving it. Somepeople.

18 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I'll throw a pea, and you catch it in your mouth! donk Never mind. What's next on the agenda, you mad, crazy, fun person, you?

19 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's not healthy to feed pets people's food. Or to talk crazy talk to a carnivore.

20 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Cheeseburger! Is that all you got? Lasagna! I lught! A cheeseburger, lasagna, donut sundae! -HA! You drooled! He's good.

21 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

So you and Garfield are pigging out today. By any chance, are you wearing togas? What? More grapes.

22 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see what's for supper. Looks like leftovers. Is meat loaf supposed to be this color? I'll get our meat loaf color chart.

23 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

tick tick tick tick CHUKUNK! tick tick tick tick CHUKUNK! Stop making toast! Sure, "Get a hobby," he says.

24 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

pook -

25 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield, musical sneakers! When you run in them... They play "Flight of the Bumblebee". I need a really huge fly swatter.

26 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odd...my self-esteem just dipped.

27 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's take a look at the weather. A cold front is heading this way. Who left the window open? The sports guy.

28 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

That's creepy. I got a strange voice mail. It sounded like a screaming donut. One made it to a phone.

29 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Hoe's oh-so subtle.

30 November 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I thought this would be fun. Outdoors...cutting down our Christmas tree... That was a telephone pole. We should leave now.

1 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I decided to get a small Christmas tree this year! SQUINCH Changed my mind.

2 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

So I have to be good for a whole month. Not a problem. This is gonna kill me!

3 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Decorating a Christmas tree. Rule number one... Never let the cat help. I feel festive!

4 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I made eggnog! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?!! Needs more nutmeg.

5 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Gee, I sure wanted the last donut. But someone has taken it. Who would do that? Chubby elves?

6 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

X -

7 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAM! Liz and Jon are back. * From caroling.

8 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

It's just not Christmas without inflatable Santa. YEEEAAHHH

9 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I SAID I was sorry! Starched his Santa hat.

10 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Christmas bone catalog.

11 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Santa, bring lots of presents to my house. I will have cookies. HA! You can't bribe Santa! Ooooooooo, cookies.

12 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Banned from the mall! ...AGAIN! I hope you're proud of yourself! -

13 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

-

14 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I've got the Christmas spirit! How about you?! Fah la la la la! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! 'tis the season to... MAY ALL YOUR BATTERIES NOT BE INCLUDED!!!

15 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Look, Garfield! It's one of those recordable cards from everyone on the farm! MOOO! The cow. OINK-OINK! The pig. CLUCK-CLUCK! The chicken. BAAAA! The sheep. HEY, NEENER HEAD! The brother.

16 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

"I can wrap the present," said the kitten. "I can sing the carols," said the puppy. "And I can trim the tree," said the mouse. They love that part.

17 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Only one more week of being good till Christmas! CHRISTMAS CAROL POLKA! * ROLLLLLL OUT THE EGGNOG... * I'm not gonna make it, am I?

18 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, why don't you take a nice, looong nap? Jon's wrapping presents!

19 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie, want to know what I got Garfield for Christmas? whisper whisper whisper -

20 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

You'll NEVER find where I hid your present this year, Garfield. Oh, yeah?! We'll SEE about that! I hope he does find it. I forgot where I put it.

21 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

This came for you, Santa. A GPS! How nice! And it's already programmed... -

22 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm baking Christmas cookies for Liz! OW! OW! OW! HOT! HOT! YAAH! FIRE! I accidentally set the oven to "broil". We lost 12 gingerbread men, 6 elves, 3 Santas, and a sugarplum fair. Oh, the humanity.

23 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Welcome Welcome

24 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Merry Christmas, Jon. Merry Christmas, Liz. X Merry Christmas, everyone.

25 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

...and Liz made me a GREAT Christmas dinner, mom! Go ahead and warm up the TV, Liz! I'll be right there! No, your potatoes are better. I HEARd THAT! So much for peace on earth.

26 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see the sweater mom made you for this year. Wow! It fits perfectly! And it's tasteful. I think I'll call to check on her. I'm worried too.

27 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Who knows what the future holds? Me! DONK! I do!

28 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

I got Greta the bodybuilder to pet-sit you guys again on new year's eve! YAAAAAAHHH! ...you remember Greta, don't you?

29 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Let's see what I have... How about the purple... No. Or the plaid... No. Or the puce... No. Or the striped... No. Or the vrushed velvet... NO. Geez, Liz, all that leaves are my lederhosen and a gunnysack! ...what is WHAT like? -It's brown and itchy. I'll

30 December 2012
 
 
   
Garfield

Tonight we will all ring in new year with vigorous cardio workout! thump thump bip bip beep boop boop boop boop bip I'll get you for this. Hello? ...hello?

31 December 2012
 




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