Sigh... - I gave up donuts for my new year's resolution, Garfield. - I haven't eaten a donut for three weeks now. - I didn't think it would be so hard. - Boy, I sur emiss them . HI, Liz! - Okay, did you see that? He usually has sprinkles.
* - What a beautiful spring day, Garfield. - Blue sky...warm sun... - Perfect for working in the garden. - People should really celebrate days like this. - HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!!! - Should I look? How's your heart?
- "Directions for easy preparation". - "Preheat oven to 425 degrees". - "Place on center rack for 17 to 19 minutes, or until crust is golden brown". - It also says we can microwave it in six minutes. - What do you think? - 'bout what?
I see everyone is here... - Thank you all for coming. Please take your seats. - BLORK - FLARP SQEET - FWEEEEP HORNK - VOOMP SQUARK QUEEEP BLART - "Whoopie Cushion Theater" will return in a moment. I beg to differ.
- I'm baking Christmas cookies for Liz! - OW! OW! OW! - HOT! HOT! YAAH! FIRE! - - I accidentally set the oven to "broil". - We lost 12 gingerbread men, 6 elves, 3 Santas, and a sugarplum fair. Oh, the humanity.