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Garfield

Hey there, guy! Hi, boy! Howdy-doo! * Sigh... It's lonely being a scale on new year's day.

1 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

I seek truth! But a cookie will do.

2 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Don't ever change, Jon! Want to look like a winner? Hang around a loser.

3 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's nice to be stared at by you, Garfield. FINALLY somebody gets it!

4 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Odie, I would like to speak seriously to you. But that would be impossible.

5 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I wonder... I wonder what life would be like without you. Would I be happier? You'll never know.

6 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Remember the time I stepped on your tail? The important thing is that YOU remember it. When the weather is damp, I still walk with a limp.

7 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Yip! Don't do that! Yip? Yeah, that. BARK!

8 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

I'm a happy cat! I'm a happy cat! Uh... Boy, that donut wore off fast.

9 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

I'm not going to bite you. But I AM going to disrespect you in my blog. Kids.

10 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Cats are better than dogs. And not to present the other side, here's Odie. Hey! No puppy-dog eyes!

11 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! Are you quite through?! The good times can't last forever, pal.

12 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Is that a gag tie? Uh... Try saying "yes" and see what happens.

13 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Jon. Check out my happy expression. Getting nervous yet?

14 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! Hey, how about I take you for a walk? A CAT walking a dog? Are you trying to humiliate me?! No, I was just... Well, you're doing a good job, mister! My self-esteem is ruined! Sorry, I was joking. So...no walk?Dogs.

15 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

You're not perfect, you know. I must agree. It is my one fault.

16 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

I think I look good in a hat. Odie, not so much.

17 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

That's not a mouse hole. It's just drawn on the wall. What is?

18 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

MEOOOOOWWRRRR ROOWWRR Can't you rehearse someplace else?! Opera hater.

19 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

I think you'll like the restaurant I've chosen. Will they have a place to plug in ma jacket? Changing? Mx jacket clashed with the expression on Liz's face.

20 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Woo-hoo! I finally got the knot out of my shoelace! That was a day well spent.

21 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Sigh... I gave up donuts for my new year's resolution, Garfield. I haven't eaten a donut for three weeks now. I didn't think it would be so hard. Boy, I sur emiss them . HI, Liz! Okay, did you see that? He usually has sprinkles.

22 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Um...'sup? Uh...nice shoes! I'm practicing some things to say to Liz. Leave nothing to chance.

23 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

What's the name of that perfume you're wearing? You probably smell the chocolate chip cookie in my purse. That's a long name. Where have you been all my life?

24 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Jon... Isn't one of you pant legs a little short? Huh? GARFIELD! Needed a headband.

25 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

Do you mind if I gaze into your eyes, Liz? Not at all. I wasn't trying to hypnotize him. It just happened. Make him cluck like a chicken!

26 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

* KISS Lose a bet?

27 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

I don't trust our waiter. Why is that, Jon? It's just a feeling. We're out of the (burp) veal.

28 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

CHONK Where's he get the bucket of cherry syrup? Some things are better left unknown...

29 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

All is right in the world. Today has been one disaster after another. Fortunately, the world only cares about me.

30 January 2012
 


 
Garfield

SNICK SNICK SNICK SNICK So you were playing with the cat... Just cut me down.

31 January 2012
 




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