Hey there, guy! Hi, boy! Howdy-doo! * Sigh... It's lonely being a scale on new year's day.
1 January 2012
I seek truth! But a cookie will do.
2 January 2012
Don't ever change, Jon! Want to look like a winner? Hang around a loser.
3 January 2012
It's nice to be stared at by you, Garfield. FINALLY somebody gets it!
4 January 2012
Odie, I would like to speak seriously to you. But that would be impossible.
5 January 2012
Sometimes I wonder... I wonder what life would be like without you. Would I be happier? You'll never know.
6 January 2012
Remember the time I stepped on your tail? The important thing is that YOU remember it. When the weather is damp, I still walk with a limp.
7 January 2012
Yip! Don't do that! Yip? Yeah, that. BARK!
8 January 2012
I'm a happy cat! I'm a happy cat! Uh... Boy, that donut wore off fast.
9 January 2012
I'm not going to bite you. But I AM going to disrespect you in my blog. Kids.
10 January 2012
Cats are better than dogs. And not to present the other side, here's Odie. Hey! No puppy-dog eyes!
11 January 2012
BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! BURP! Are you quite through?! The good times can't last forever, pal.
12 January 2012
Is that a gag tie? Uh... Try saying "yes" and see what happens.
13 January 2012
Hey, Jon. Check out my happy expression. Getting nervous yet?
14 January 2012
BARK! BARK! BARK! Hey, how about I take you for a walk? A CAT walking a dog? Are you trying to humiliate me?! No, I was just... Well, you're doing a good job, mister! My self-esteem is ruined! Sorry, I was joking. So...no walk?Dogs.
15 January 2012
You're not perfect, you know. I must agree. It is my one fault.
16 January 2012
I think I look good in a hat. Odie, not so much.
17 January 2012
That's not a mouse hole. It's just drawn on the wall. What is?
18 January 2012
MEOOOOOWWRRRR ROOWWRR Can't you rehearse someplace else?! Opera hater.
19 January 2012
I think you'll like the restaurant I've chosen. Will they have a place to plug in ma jacket? Changing? Mx jacket clashed with the expression on Liz's face.
20 January 2012
Woo-hoo! I finally got the knot out of my shoelace! That was a day well spent.
21 January 2012
Sigh... I gave up donuts for my new year's resolution, Garfield. I haven't eaten a donut for three weeks now. I didn't think it would be so hard. Boy, I sur emiss them . HI, Liz! Okay, did you see that? He usually has sprinkles.
22 January 2012
Um...'sup? Uh...nice shoes! I'm practicing some things to say to Liz. Leave nothing to chance.
23 January 2012
What's the name of that perfume you're wearing? You probably smell the chocolate chip cookie in my purse. That's a long name. Where have you been all my life?
24 January 2012
Jon... Isn't one of you pant legs a little short? Huh? GARFIELD! Needed a headband.
25 January 2012
Do you mind if I gaze into your eyes, Liz? Not at all. I wasn't trying to hypnotize him. It just happened. Make him cluck like a chicken!
26 January 2012
* KISS Lose a bet?
27 January 2012
I don't trust our waiter. Why is that, Jon? It's just a feeling. We're out of the (burp) veal.
28 January 2012
CHONK Where's he get the bucket of cherry syrup? Some things are better left unknown...
29 January 2012
All is right in the world. Today has been one disaster after another. Fortunately, the world only cares about me.
30 January 2012
SNICK SNICK SNICK SNICK So you were playing with the cat... Just cut me down.
31 January 2012