Okay, I know you're up to something. But whaaat?
1 October 2012
crunch crunch crunch That was the best cookie I've eaten today! And the competition was fierce.
2 October 2012
I'm too tired to climb this tree... Let's just say I did. What are you doing? Pretending to sweat.
3 October 2012
Life has different seasons. A time to laugh, a time to reflect... I'm going through my "Sunny Period"! A time to seek therapy...
4 October 2012
Allow me to get the door for you, Liz. I'm always the gentleman. That's the closet. He said he was polite, lady, not smart.
5 October 2012
I'm not making THAT much gravy. A can can hope, can't he?
6 October 2012
I know that look. That's your "When-Jon-gets-in-the-shower-I'll-steal-all-the-donuts... ...then-I'll-ransack-the-house-jummy-the-door-lock-and-tie-myself-to-a-chair... ...so-it'll-look-like-a-crazed-maniac-broke-in-and-did-it" look. Boy, I gott
7 October 2012
Running is good for you. Keep running. I'll let you know when I feel better.
8 October 2012
Odie buried a bone. Forgot to let go again.
9 October 2012
Hey, Garfield, let's pretend it's my birthday! Oh, boy... I'll get presents and cards! Jon, how shall I say this?... And cake! Happy birthday, buddy!
10 October 2012
Hi, Liz! Today is my birthday! Well, not really, but I need cheering up. Can you just play along?! Aaaand, she's off the guest list.
11 October 2012
No one came to my birthday party. It's not your birthday. Maybe this was a dumb idea. Really?! But we'll always have the hats! Time for your birthday noogie.
12 October 2012
That's the cafeteria staff. School lunches were fun. We had "Mystery Meat Mondays". I LOVE guessing games!
13 October 2012
My shoelace broke today. So I replaced it. And then the other one broke! So I replaced that one, too. Oh, well, you know what I always say... "Tomorrow is another day". Does it have to be?
14 October 2012
The good times can't last forever. I'll keep that in mind... In case they ever START!
15 October 2012
My coffee is stronger than Jon's. My coffe is whimpering! Mine slapped it around a little.
16 October 2012
Dogs have no business drinking coffee. LAP LAP LAP LAP SLURP SLURP LAP LAP LAP LAP I rest my case.
17 October 2012
Poor Jon hasn't been able to sleep. The stress and responsibility of modern life. There's a monster under my bed. And his night-light broke.
18 October 2012
SIGH SIGH They must be thinking about cupcakes, too.
19 October 2012
There is a wise man on top of this mountain. AAAAAAAAAHHHH THUD Okay, maybe not so wise after all.
20 October 2012
Feel that nip in the air, Garfield? That's fall. And do you know what that means? That means I have mowed my LAST lawn for the year! WOOOSH I could just scream. Suck it up, rake boy.
21 October 2012
From now on, I'm in charge around here. Sure thing, let me write that down. We'll just call it "Plan B".
22 October 2012
I've got a thousand legs, pal! What do you think of that? I don't care. You'll care when I start KICKING you!!!
23 October 2012
WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! New sneakers! It's the small things in life that irritate me the most.
24 October 2012
Odie is climbing a tree. THUD THUD And, needless to say, digs aren't real good at that. THUD
25 October 2012
WHUMP! Fear not! HA! HA! HA! So far, so good.
26 October 2012
My new movie is a twist on the old werewolf story. It's about a girl from Iowa who turns into a cow. It opens with a blood-curdling moo! I smell an Oscar.
27 October 2012
brush brush brush That must've been a good monster movie.
28 October 2012
Want to go to dinner and a movie? Sure, we could do that, or... I could transplant your brain into the body of a gorilla!! Eeeek! Never date a mad scientist.
29 October 2012
I can't sleep, Garfield. I think there's a monster in my closet. I heard him scream. He no doubt saw your wardrobe.
30 October 2012
And just what are you? I'm a ghost. I'm cold, so I'm wearing a quilt instead of a sheet. Lost the passion, huh? Two more months until retirement, and it's the Bahamas, baby!
31 October 2012