- - Okay, I know you're up to something. But whaaat?
1 October 2012
crunch crunch crunch - That was the best cookie I've eaten today! - And the competition was fierce.
2 October 2012
I'm too tired to climb this tree... - Let's just say I did. - What are you doing? Pretending to sweat.
3 October 2012
Life has different seasons. - A time to laugh, a time to reflect... - I'm going through my "Sunny Period"! A time to seek therapy...
4 October 2012
Allow me to get the door for you, Liz. - I'm always the gentleman. - That's the closet. He said he was polite, lady, not smart.
5 October 2012
- - I'm not making THAT much gravy. A can can hope, can't he?
6 October 2012
- - I know that look. - That's your "When-Jon-gets-in-the-shower-I'll-steal-all-the-donuts... - ...then-I'll-ransack-the-house-jummy-the-door-lock-and-tie-myself-to-a-chair... - ...so-it'll-look-like-a-crazed-maniac-broke-in-and-did-it" look.
7 October 2012
Running is good for you. - - Keep running. I'll let you know when I feel better.
8 October 2012
Odie buried a bone. - - Forgot to let go again.
9 October 2012
Hey, Garfield, let's pretend it's my birthday! Oh, boy... - I'll get presents and cards! Jon, how shall I say this?... - And cake! Happy birthday, buddy!
10 October 2012
Hi, Liz! Today is my birthday! - Well, not really, but I need cheering up. - Can you just play along?! Aaaand, she's off the guest list.
11 October 2012
No one came to my birthday party. It's not your birthday. - Maybe this was a dumb idea. Really?! - But we'll always have the hats! Time for your birthday noogie.
12 October 2012
That's the cafeteria staff. - School lunches were fun. - We had "Mystery Meat Mondays". I LOVE guessing games!
13 October 2012
- My shoelace broke today. - So I replaced it. - And then the other one broke! - So I replaced that one, too. - Oh, well, you know what I always say... - "Tomorrow is another day". Does it have to be?
14 October 2012
The good times can't last forever. - I'll keep that in mind... - In case they ever START!
15 October 2012
My coffee is stronger than Jon's. - My coffe is whimpering! - Mine slapped it around a little.
16 October 2012
Dogs have no business drinking coffee. - LAP LAP LAP LAP SLURP SLURP LAP LAP LAP LAP - I rest my case.
17 October 2012
Poor Jon hasn't been able to sleep. - The stress and responsibility of modern life. - There's a monster under my bed. And his night-light broke.
18 October 2012
SIGH - SIGH - They must be thinking about cupcakes, too.
19 October 2012
There is a wise man on top of this mountain. - AAAAAAAAAHHHH THUD - Okay, maybe not so wise after all.
20 October 2012
- Feel that nip in the air, Garfield? - That's fall. - And do you know what that means? - That means I have mowed my LAST lawn for the year! - WOOOSH - I could just scream. Suck it up, rake boy.
21 October 2012
From now on, I'm in charge around here. - Sure thing, let me write that down. - We'll just call it "Plan B".
22 October 2012
I've got a thousand legs, pal! - What do you think of that? I don't care. - You'll care when I start KICKING you!!!
23 October 2012
WOO-HOO! - WOO-HOO! - New sneakers! It's the small things in life that irritate me the most.
24 October 2012
Odie is climbing a tree. THUD - THUD - And, needless to say, digs aren't real good at that. THUD
25 October 2012
WHUMP! - Fear not! - HA! HA! HA! So far, so good.
26 October 2012
My new movie is a twist on the old werewolf story. - It's about a girl from Iowa who turns into a cow. - It opens with a blood-curdling moo! I smell an Oscar.
27 October 2012
- - - brush brush brush - - That must've been a good monster movie.
28 October 2012
Want to go to dinner and a movie? - Sure, we could do that, or... - I could transplant your brain into the body of a gorilla!! Eeeek! Never date a mad scientist.
29 October 2012
I can't sleep, Garfield. - I think there's a monster in my closet. - I heard him scream. He no doubt saw your wardrobe.
30 October 2012
And just what are you? I'm a ghost. - I'm cold, so I'm wearing a quilt instead of a sheet. - Lost the passion, huh? Two more months until retirement, and it's the Bahamas, baby!
31 October 2012