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Garfield

* DING-DONG Most pets don't ring doorbells and run! But, duh! If you walk, you get caught!

1 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

I was gazing into Liz's eyes... And she dozed off. She must not have been gazing back. Wanna bet?

2 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Even with truth on your side... It can still be hard to make others believe you. THAT'S NOT FOOD, ODIE!

3 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

I see everyone is here... Thank you all for coming. Please take your seats. BLORK FLARP SQEET FWEEEEP HORNK VOOMP SQUARK QUEEEP BLART "Whoopie Cushion Theater" will return in a moment. I beg to differ.

4 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Look at this, Garfield. The human brain is superior to all other brains. No argument there, Jon. You should get one of those.

5 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Bad mood, coming through. SQUISH You stepped in my guacamole! You're too close to the tracks.

6 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Meow Quack! Quack! Moooooo Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Don't quit your day job.

7 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

That's my uncle Otto. He was very inquisitive. Then one day a milking machine ripped his lips off. Interesting smile.

8 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

I crave action! Wait, that's not right. I crave pudding!

9 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

What can I do to impress Liz at dinner tonight? Take me with you! You're not helping. And lavish me with a big, thick steak!

10 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

* RING No, that's okay...I understand, we'll do it next week. That was Liz. She had to cancel our date. An emergency came uo at the animal hospital. Shot down because of a gerbil with a chest cold. Sigh. I hate gerbils. So do I,They're all gristle.

11 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, can you come here? No.

12 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

I used to practice my dance moves in a mirror. Then one day dad caught me. He burned my tutu. I may not sleep for days.

13 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Here's an interesting stamp. Fascinating! And thank you for sharing! I'm not through. Oh, look! The escape hatch is closing!

14 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

I wonder if life is still out there? Yes! And it has chocolate chips!

15 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Did you know that Liz is a veterinarian? Seriously? My knee hurts. Jon?

16 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Usually dogs look ridiculous in sweaters. But "ridiculous" wouldn't do that dog justice.

17 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Where do you keep your baster? Bottom kitchen drawer. Thanks. No problem. Just a turkey hallucination. I get them this time every year. Nothing to worry about. Hey, we can't find the casserole dish. They keep moving it. Somepeople.

18 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, I'll throw a pea, and you catch it in your mouth! donk Never mind. What's next on the agenda, you mad, crazy, fun person, you?

19 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's not healthy to feed pets people's food. Or to talk crazy talk to a carnivore.

20 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Cheeseburger! Is that all you got? Lasagna! I lught! A cheeseburger, lasagna, donut sundae! -HA! You drooled! He's good.

21 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

So you and Garfield are pigging out today. By any chance, are you wearing togas? What? More grapes.

22 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Let's see what's for supper. Looks like leftovers. Is meat loaf supposed to be this color? I'll get our meat loaf color chart.

23 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

tick tick tick tick CHUKUNK! tick tick tick tick CHUKUNK! Stop making toast! Sure, "Get a hobby," he says.

24 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

pook -

25 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Look, Garfield, musical sneakers! When you run in them... They play "Flight of the Bumblebee". I need a really huge fly swatter.

26 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Odd...my self-esteem just dipped.

27 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Let's take a look at the weather. A cold front is heading this way. Who left the window open? The sports guy.

28 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

That's creepy. I got a strange voice mail. It sounded like a screaming donut. One made it to a phone.

29 November 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hoe's oh-so subtle.

30 November 2012
 




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