I thought this would be fun. Outdoors...cutting down our Christmas tree... That was a telephone pole. We should leave now.
1 December 2012
I decided to get a small Christmas tree this year! SQUINCH Changed my mind.
2 December 2012
So I have to be good for a whole month. Not a problem. This is gonna kill me!
3 December 2012
Decorating a Christmas tree. Rule number one... Never let the cat help. I feel festive!
4 December 2012
I made eggnog! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?!! Needs more nutmeg.
5 December 2012
Gee, I sure wanted the last donut. But someone has taken it. Who would do that? Chubby elves?
6 December 2012
7 December 2012
SLAM! Liz and Jon are back. * From caroling.
8 December 2012
It's just not Christmas without inflatable Santa. YEEEAAHHH
9 December 2012
I SAID I was sorry! Starched his Santa hat.
10 December 2012
Christmas bone catalog.
11 December 2012
Santa, bring lots of presents to my house. I will have cookies. HA! You can't bribe Santa! Ooooooooo, cookies.
12 December 2012
Banned from the mall! ...AGAIN! I hope you're proud of yourself! -
13 December 2012
14 December 2012
I've got the Christmas spirit! How about you?! Fah la la la la! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! 'tis the season to... MAY ALL YOUR BATTERIES NOT BE INCLUDED!!!
15 December 2012
Look, Garfield! It's one of those recordable cards from everyone on the farm! MOOO! The cow. OINK-OINK! The pig. CLUCK-CLUCK! The chicken. BAAAA! The sheep. HEY, NEENER HEAD! The brother.
16 December 2012
"I can wrap the present," said the kitten. "I can sing the carols," said the puppy. "And I can trim the tree," said the mouse. They love that part.
17 December 2012
Only one more week of being good till Christmas! CHRISTMAS CAROL POLKA! * ROLLLLLL OUT THE EGGNOG... * I'm not gonna make it, am I?
18 December 2012
Garfield, why don't you take a nice, looong nap? Jon's wrapping presents!
19 December 2012
Odie, want to know what I got Garfield for Christmas? whisper whisper whisper -
20 December 2012
You'll NEVER find where I hid your present this year, Garfield. Oh, yeah?! We'll SEE about that! I hope he does find it. I forgot where I put it.
21 December 2012
This came for you, Santa. A GPS! How nice! And it's already programmed... -
22 December 2012
I'm baking Christmas cookies for Liz! OW! OW! OW! HOT! HOT! YAAH! FIRE! I accidentally set the oven to "broil". We lost 12 gingerbread men, 6 elves, 3 Santas, and a sugarplum fair. Oh, the humanity.
23 December 2012
24 December 2012
Merry Christmas, Jon. Merry Christmas, Liz. X Merry Christmas, everyone.
25 December 2012
...and Liz made me a GREAT Christmas dinner, mom! Go ahead and warm up the TV, Liz! I'll be right there! No, your potatoes are better. I HEARd THAT! So much for peace on earth.
26 December 2012
Let's see the sweater mom made you for this year. Wow! It fits perfectly! And it's tasteful. I think I'll call to check on her. I'm worried too.
27 December 2012
Who knows what the future holds? Me! DONK! I do!
28 December 2012
I got Greta the bodybuilder to pet-sit you guys again on new year's eve! YAAAAAAHHH! ...you remember Greta, don't you?
29 December 2012
Let's see what I have... How about the purple... No. Or the plaid... No. Or the puce... No. Or the striped... No. Or the vrushed velvet... NO. Geez, Liz, all that leaves are my lederhosen and a gunnysack! ...what is WHAT like? -It's brown and itchy. I'll
30 December 2012
Tonight we will all ring in new year with vigorous cardio workout! thump thump bip bip beep boop boop boop boop bip I'll get you for this. Hello? ...hello?
31 December 2012