I thought this would be fun. - Outdoors...cutting down our Christmas tree... - That was a telephone pole. We should leave now.
1 December 2012
- I decided to get a small Christmas tree this year! - - - - SQUINCH - Changed my mind.
2 December 2012
So I have to be good for a whole month. Not a problem. - - This is gonna kill me!
3 December 2012
Decorating a Christmas tree. - Rule number one... - Never let the cat help. I feel festive!
4 December 2012
- I made eggnog! - WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?!! Needs more nutmeg.
5 December 2012
Gee, I sure wanted the last donut. - But someone has taken it. - Who would do that? Chubby elves?
6 December 2012
- X -
7 December 2012
SLAM! Liz and Jon are back. - * - From caroling.
8 December 2012
- - - - - It's just not Christmas without inflatable Santa. YEEEAAHHH
9 December 2012
- I SAID I was sorry! - Starched his Santa hat.
10 December 2012
- - Christmas bone catalog.
11 December 2012
Santa, bring lots of presents to my house. I will have cookies. - HA! You can't bribe Santa! - Ooooooooo, cookies.
12 December 2012
Banned from the mall! ...AGAIN! - I hope you're proud of yourself! -
13 December 2012
14 December 2012
I've got the Christmas spirit! How about you?! - Fah la la la la! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! 'tis the season to... - MAY ALL YOUR BATTERIES NOT BE INCLUDED!!!
15 December 2012
Look, Garfield! - It's one of those recordable cards from everyone on the farm! - MOOO! The cow. - OINK-OINK! The pig. - CLUCK-CLUCK! The chicken. - BAAAA! The sheep. - HEY, NEENER HEAD! The brother.
16 December 2012
"I can wrap the present," said the kitten. "I can sing the carols," said the puppy. - "And I can trim the tree," said the mouse. - They love that part.
17 December 2012
Only one more week of being good till Christmas! - CHRISTMAS CAROL POLKA! - * ROLLLLLL OUT THE EGGNOG... * I'm not gonna make it, am I?
18 December 2012
Garfield, why don't you take a nice, looong nap? - - Jon's wrapping presents!
19 December 2012
Odie, want to know what I got Garfield for Christmas? - whisper whisper whisper -
20 December 2012
You'll NEVER find where I hid your present this year, Garfield. Oh, yeah?! - We'll SEE about that! - I hope he does find it. I forgot where I put it.
21 December 2012
This came for you, Santa. A GPS! How nice! - And it's already programmed... -
22 December 2012
- I'm baking Christmas cookies for Liz! - OW! OW! OW! - HOT! HOT! YAAH! FIRE! - - I accidentally set the oven to "broil". - We lost 12 gingerbread men, 6 elves, 3 Santas, and a sugarplum fair. Oh, the humanity.
23 December 2012
- Welcome - Welcome
24 December 2012
Merry Christmas, Jon. - Merry Christmas, Liz. - X Merry Christmas, everyone.
25 December 2012
...and Liz made me a GREAT Christmas dinner, mom! - Go ahead and warm up the TV, Liz! I'll be right there! - No, your potatoes are better. I HEARd THAT! So much for peace on earth.
26 December 2012
Let's see the sweater mom made you for this year. - Wow! It fits perfectly! And it's tasteful. - I think I'll call to check on her. I'm worried too.
27 December 2012
Who knows what the future holds? - Me! - DONK! I do!
28 December 2012
I got Greta the bodybuilder to pet-sit you guys again on new year's eve! - YAAAAAAHHH! - ...you remember Greta, don't you?
29 December 2012
Let's see what I have... - How about the purple... No. - Or the plaid... No. - Or the puce... No. Or the striped... No. Or the vrushed velvet... NO. - Geez, Liz, all that leaves are my lederhosen and a gunnysack! - ...what is WHAT like? -
30 December 2012
Tonight we will all ring in new year with vigorous cardio workout! thump thump - bip bip beep boop boop boop boop bip - I'll get you for this. Hello? ...hello?
31 December 2012