Someone has stolen my identity! - - They gave it back. Surprise, surprise.
1 February 2012
- - We cats have to get into this eating-kids'-homework racket.
2 February 2012
Sorry I'm late. - Oh, that's okay. But I have a really good explanation. - I put on my pants backwards. And he walked three blocks in the wrong direction before he realized it.
3 February 2012
I'm not wearing my slip-ons today... - I'm going to wear shoes with laces! - Don't be a hero, Jon!
4 February 2012
- - - - - - All right, I'll turn the heat up. Well, look who took a hint.
5 February 2012
- It's still winter. - Keep me posted.
6 February 2012
Burp - BURP1 - Not everything is a contest, you know. Said the loser.
7 February 2012
BEWARE OF DOG grrrr - FLOP -
8 February 2012
- DOMUT SHOP - I'm moving.
9 February 2012
- BEWARE OF DOG - With a sign like that, you don't need a dog.
10 February 2012
Heh heh heh - What's on your mind, Garfield? Uh... - Are you wearing a wire?
11 February 2012
lick lick - lick lick lick lick - KAFF - KAFF! KAFF! KAFF! KAFF! KAAAAAFFFFF! KAAAAAFFFFF!! - HAAAAACK!! - Whew. - So...how's your oatmeal?
12 February 2012
Ready for our date, Liz? - But first we should alert the fire departmen. - 'cause my lips are on fire. Maybe it'll spread to the jacket.
13 February 2012
Liz, have I told you how beautiful I think you are? - About thirty seconds ago. - Oh, that's right! Have you tried dating without notes?
14 February 2012
I think I embarrassed Liz in the restaurant. - Why can't I remember? - Use the silverware! - Or don't order spaghetti and banana cream pudding.
15 February 2012
Liz wants me to share my feelings. - - What the heck does that mean? Maybe it's in the dictionary.
16 February 2012
- - Only six more hours until my date with Liz! Looking forward to it, are we?
17 February 2012
I bought you some chocolates, Liz. - Wh, thank you, Jon. - Would you like to smell them on Garfield's breath? No, thank you, Jon. Come on, take whiff. They were great!
18 February 2012
- Garfield, get up. It's almost noon. - - I know it's cold, but you can't stay in bed FOREVER! - Are you going to hibernate all winter?! POKE POKE POKE - - I knew this bear mask would come in handy.
19 February 2012
People are more important to me than things. - - That's because your things are all lousy.
20 February 2012
- HA! HA! HA! HA! - Dogs look ridiculous in hats.
21 February 2012
How's it going, Garfield? Awful. - BURP! - Pretty good.
22 February 2012
- BURP - Yep, I'm never off the clock.
23 February 2012
I don't think our waiter likes me. Why do you say that? - Here is your roll, sir. BONK! - Call it a hunch. Pie?
24 February 2012
Garfield!... - ZIP! - Dinner! ZIP! Been there, (burp) done that.
25 February 2012
- Hey, buddy! - How's it going, pal? - Odie? - Are you in there? - - Hey, guys! ...guys?
26 February 2012
HELLO, I'M A CAT. AND GEE, I WONDER WHAT TIME IT IS?! - OH, THAT'S RIGHT...IT'S TIME TO SMACK THE SPIDER! - BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE! - Attitude adjustment time.
27 February 2012
Odie will now explain what's wrong with the world. - Meow. - Hey!
28 February 2012
Why don't you love me anymore, Brenda? - WHOP - You've changed.
29 February 2012