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Garfield

Someone has stolen my identity! They gave it back. Surprise, surprise.

1 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

We cats have to get into this eating-kids'-homework racket.

2 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Sorry I'm late. Oh, that's okay. But I have a really good explanation. I put on my pants backwards. And he walked three blocks in the wrong direction before he realized it.

3 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

I'm not wearing my slip-ons today... I'm going to wear shoes with laces! Don't be a hero, Jon!

4 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

All right, I'll turn the heat up. Well, look who took a hint.

5 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's still winter. Keep me posted.

6 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Burp BURP1 Not everything is a contest, you know. Said the loser.

7 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG grrrr FLOP -

8 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

DOMUT SHOP I'm moving.

9 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF DOG With a sign like that, you don't need a dog.

10 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Heh heh heh What's on your mind, Garfield? Uh... Are you wearing a wire?

11 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

lick lick lick lick lick lick KAFF KAFF! KAFF! KAFF! KAFF! KAAAAAFFFFF! KAAAAAFFFFF!! HAAAAACK!! Whew. So...how's your oatmeal?

12 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Ready for our date, Liz? But first we should alert the fire departmen. 'cause my lips are on fire. Maybe it'll spread to the jacket.

13 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Liz, have I told you how beautiful I think you are? About thirty seconds ago. Oh, that's right! Have you tried dating without notes?

14 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

I think I embarrassed Liz in the restaurant. Why can't I remember? Use the silverware! Or don't order spaghetti and banana cream pudding.

15 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Liz wants me to share my feelings. What the heck does that mean? Maybe it's in the dictionary.

16 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Only six more hours until my date with Liz! Looking forward to it, are we?

17 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

I bought you some chocolates, Liz. Wh, thank you, Jon. Would you like to smell them on Garfield's breath? No, thank you, Jon. Come on, take whiff. They were great!

18 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, get up. It's almost noon. I know it's cold, but you can't stay in bed FOREVER! Are you going to hibernate all winter?! POKE POKE POKE I knew this bear mask would come in handy.

19 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

People are more important to me than things. That's because your things are all lousy.

20 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

HA! HA! HA! HA! Dogs look ridiculous in hats.

21 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

How's it going, Garfield? Awful. BURP! Pretty good.

22 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

BURP Yep, I'm never off the clock.

23 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

I don't think our waiter likes me. Why do you say that? Here is your roll, sir. BONK! Call it a hunch. Pie?

24 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Garfield!... ZIP! Dinner! ZIP! Been there, (burp) done that.

25 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hey, buddy! How's it going, pal? Odie? Are you in there? Hey, guys! ...guys?

26 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

HELLO, I'M A CAT. AND GEE, I WONDER WHAT TIME IT IS?! OH, THAT'S RIGHT...IT'S TIME TO SMACK THE SPIDER! BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE! Attitude adjustment time.

27 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Odie will now explain what's wrong with the world. Meow. Hey!

28 February 2012
 


 
Garfield

Why don't you love me anymore, Brenda? WHOP You've changed.

29 February 2012
 




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