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Garfield

SMACK! Guess what happened to me? OH, GEE. LET ME THINK...

1 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Liz, remember when we met? Remember the first thing you said to me? Nice teddy bear tie? Okay, the second thing.

2 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

SWAT! AAAHHH! Not funny!

3 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk WOOOOOOSH I'm done with march.

4 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's hard to keep up with all the scientific advances these days. THE WHEEL IS AMAZING! Unless you'r eliving with a visionary.

5 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Ah, the winter hunt. Stalking big game across the frozen tundra. CAt HAIR IN THE REFRIGERATOR! When I happened upon a wounded cheese platter...

6 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

What's up? Nothing whatsoever. Nothing. What's up with you? Any plans? Nope. Nope. You? A cat's curiosity is rivaled only by his apathy.

7 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

What are you up to? On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer.

8 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Do you have a philosophy of life, Jon? Uh... Eat fast, before Garfield gets to the table. Did I hear "eat"?

9 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Whoa...Jon actually looks cool today. Did I forget to pay the light bill? Oh! Silly me! Cool and stupid.

10 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Date night, Garfield. It's Liz's turn to pick the movie this week. Oh, man, I hope it's not a weepy chick movie. Give me a good monster movie any old day! bip bip Hi, Liz, it's Jon! What are we seeing tonight? I picked a monstermovie. YES! "When Godz

11 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Shouldn't you be living a life? What channel is that on?

12 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Self-Help for Cats". Tonight's subject... Changing your own litter box. "Menu," "Mute," "Guide," here it is... "Block Channel".

13 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

You're watching Channel 637. Welcome to "Staring at Cows". Moo It IS peaceful.

14 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

The monster is stepping on the city! Ow! Ow! Ow! Pointy buildings. Ooch!

15 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

The name of the murderer is... Bob... Bob...something. The years are catching up with Sherlock.

16 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Z STREEEEEETCH Whoa! This has been "A Day in the Life of a Cat". I LOVE exciting endings!

17 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

O-kay! Time for spring cleaning, Garfield! Let's see...receipt...receipt...receipt...ticket stubs...that was a good movie... Credit card slip...when did I eat THERE? ...business cards...parking ticket...oops, better pay that. -...expired coupons...fortune

18 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

We should do something. Yes, we should. I mentioned we should do something, right? Which counts as doing something.

19 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

I'm thinking about taking a nap. Oh, come on! You don't THINK about taking naps, you just... Z

20 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

BOOT! Yes! Why is the window open? Target practice.

21 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Someday insects will rule the world! Then what? Uh, we'll ge tto crawl on stuff. Oh, the humanity.

22 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, Liz. Of course we can cancel our date. Another can of deodorant down the drain! Mr. Tense.

23 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Why are we out of Hot Dog buns? They were just the right size for sparrows. I am so glad that I can't understand you. Next, I'm thinking of experimenting with squirrels.

24 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Good riddance, winter! At last! No more snow! No more ice! No more windchill factors! No more cold floors in the morning! We can even open the WINDOWS again!! All those things that drive me crazy are finally... -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

25 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

A cat and a mouse! You two are pathetic! You could at least fake it! Oh, no, don't eat me. die, vermin.

26 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

MICE ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING! whisper whisper whisper Boris ate five thousand cheese cubes once.

27 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

TA-DAH! That's a good entrance. My sparkler went out.

28 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

We had twins! I noticed!

29 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Ha! Ha! Look at Jon drinking from my coffee cup! Ha! Ha!Look at Jon drinking from my hot tub!

30 March 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hi, there, I'm a field mouse. Yo. Hey, there. Wow. How does he get a pizza delivered? Exactly.

31 March 2012
 




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