SMACK! - - Guess what happened to me? OH, GEE. LET ME THINK...
1 March 2012
Liz, remember when we met? - Remember the first thing you said to me? - Nice teddy bear tie? Okay, the second thing.
2 March 2012
- SWAT! AAAHHH! - Not funny!
3 March 2012
- - - - donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk - WOOOOOOSH - I'm done with march.
4 March 2012
It's hard to keep up with all the scientific advances these days. - THE WHEEL IS AMAZING! - Unless you'r eliving with a visionary.
5 March 2012
Ah, the winter hunt. - Stalking big game across the frozen tundra. - CAt HAIR IN THE REFRIGERATOR! When I happened upon a wounded cheese platter...
6 March 2012
What's up? Nothing whatsoever. Nothing. What's up with you? - Any plans? Nope. Nope. You? - A cat's curiosity is rivaled only by his apathy.
7 March 2012
What are you up to? - - On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer.
8 March 2012
Do you have a philosophy of life, Jon? - Uh... - Eat fast, before Garfield gets to the table. Did I hear "eat"?
9 March 2012
Whoa...Jon actually looks cool today. - Did I forget to pay the light bill? - Oh! Silly me! Cool and stupid.
10 March 2012
Date night, Garfield. - It's Liz's turn to pick the movie this week. - Oh, man, I hope it's not a weepy chick movie. - Give me a good monster movie any old day! bip bip - Hi, Liz, it's Jon! What are we seeing tonight? - I picked a monster
11 March 2012
- Shouldn't you be living a life? - What channel is that on?
12 March 2012
Welcome to "Self-Help for Cats". - Tonight's subject... - Changing your own litter box. "Menu," "Mute," "Guide," here it is... "Block Channel".
13 March 2012
You're watching Channel 637. - Welcome to "Staring at Cows". - Moo It IS peaceful.
14 March 2012
The monster is stepping on the city! - Ow! Ow! Ow! - Pointy buildings. Ooch!
15 March 2012
The name of the murderer is... - Bob... - Bob...something. The years are catching up with Sherlock.
16 March 2012
Z - STREEEEEETCH Whoa! - This has been "A Day in the Life of a Cat". I LOVE exciting endings!
17 March 2012
O-kay! - Time for spring cleaning, Garfield! - Let's see...receipt...receipt...receipt...ticket stubs...that was a good movie... - Credit card slip...when did I eat THERE? ...business cards...parking ticket...oops, better pay that. -
18 March 2012
We should do something. - Yes, we should. - I mentioned we should do something, right? Which counts as doing something.
19 March 2012
I'm thinking about taking a nap. Oh, come on! - You don't THINK about taking naps, you just... - Z
20 March 2012
BOOT! - Yes! - Why is the window open? Target practice.
21 March 2012
Someday insects will rule the world! - Then what? - Uh, we'll ge tto crawl on stuff. Oh, the humanity.
22 March 2012
I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, Liz. - Of course we can cancel our date. - Another can of deodorant down the drain! Mr. Tense.
23 March 2012
Why are we out of Hot Dog buns? - They were just the right size for sparrows. - I am so glad that I can't understand you. Next, I'm thinking of experimenting with squirrels.
24 March 2012
Good riddance, winter! - At last! No more snow! No more ice! - No more windchill factors! - No more cold floors in the morning! - We can even open the WINDOWS again!! - All those things that drive me crazy are finally... -
25 March 2012
A cat and a mouse! - You two are pathetic! - You could at least fake it! Oh, no, don't eat me. die, vermin.
26 March 2012
MICE ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING! - whisper whisper whisper - Boris ate five thousand cheese cubes once.
27 March 2012
- TA-DAH! - That's a good entrance. My sparkler went out.
28 March 2012
- - We had twins! I noticed!
29 March 2012
Ha! Ha! - Look at Jon drinking from my coffee cup! - Ha! Ha!Look at Jon drinking from my hot tub!
30 March 2012
Hi, there, I'm a field mouse. Yo. Hey, there. - Wow. - How does he get a pizza delivered? Exactly.
31 March 2012