Sigh - Nobody reads my blog. - I know! I'll post a pictur eof YOU! People on the Internet LOVe cats! - Do something funny! - - COME ON!! - Today I ate a smartphone.
1 April 2012
** - SMASH! HEY! - I LIKED that ringtone! Trust me. The world is a better place now.
2 April 2012
The chicken is missing! And the tomatoes! - - Keep going.
3 April 2012
Hey! - ** - Some of us like to CLIMB that tree!
4 April 2012
You should try thinking of others. - - How's it going? This is going to take some time.
5 April 2012
It has occured to me that I am no longer a loser. - I have a girlfriend, pets... - An awesome sock collection... Loser.
6 April 2012
Z - Z meow - You meow in your sleep. Then there is hardly any reason to be awake.
7 April 2012
- Uh-oh, time to feed the cat. I'll do it. - VEEEEEEEEEE * ka-chink! - Here you are, Garfield. - GLOMP! CHOMP! SNARF! SNORK! GOBBLE! SLURP! - BURRRRP! - More dip? I'll pass.
8 April 2012
JON'S DONUT - JON'S DONUT - GARFIELD ATE JON'S DONUT
9 April 2012
Jon is in deep thought. - Well, not REAL deep. - Kind of kiddie-pool deep in thought.
10 April 2012
This is nice. Why don't I go outside more? - * THEY CALL ME NAAATURE BOY...FAH-LA-L * - Oh, yeah.
11 April 2012
You have to have a positive attitude, Garfield. - You have to look into the mirror and say... - YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Ready for our group gag?
12 April 2012
Hello? ...no, I just woke up. - Okay, I'll look for it. - Liz can't find her makeup case. Haven't seen it!!!
13 April 2012
It's amazing what you can learn online. - BRAIN-EATING MARTIANS ARE GOING TO GET US! - Like how gullible some people are.
14 April 2012
* - What a beautiful spring day, Garfield. - Blue sky...warm sun... - Perfect for working in the garden. - People should really celebrate days like this. - HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!!! - Should I look? How's your heart?
15 April 2012
I've seen it all. - Nothing impresses me. - I just felt the best breeze! Jon, on the other hand...
16 April 2012
Woo-hoo! It's butterfly time! - Whoa, I'm a little dizzy. - I'm going to lie here awhile and then call a cab. Nature isn't what it used to be.
17 April 2012
It's everybody's favorite quiz show, "Ask Odie"! - Ready for your first question Odie? - Hmmmm... That wasn't it, dipwad!
18 April 2012
- Still breathing, I seel. - I like to keep busy.
19 April 2012
Well...uh...I...uh...um...you know...gee...um... - Bye. - I was trying to leave Liz a voice mail. You really should work with notes.
20 April 2012
Jon! I've been kidnapped! - And I could use a little help with my ransom note. - How do you spell "sardines"? When you miss naps you scare me.
21 April 2012
Garfield - - GLOMP! - - POOOOO - - Not loving the liver? Not loving the liver.
22 April 2012
There's cat hair on everything. That is an exaggeration. - Look at the ceil... - Never mind.
23 April 2012
The computer has a virus! - Now it crashed! - Jon doesn't do well with technology. Now it's packing to leave!
24 April 2012
How are you today, Garfield? - YOU tell ME. - And she calls herself a veterinarian.
25 April 2012
Prepare to be swatted, bug! - Go ahead. Just don't sit on me. - See, I said that 'cause you're fat. There isn't a newspaper big enough...
26 April 2012
eek! The cat! - Fear not! There is safety in numbers! - Funny...I don't FEEL safe. Shut up. I love field trips.
27 April 2012
I sometimes regret doing this. - SMACK! - It's not good for the magazine. MY SYMPATHIES!
28 April 2012
- - POUNCE! - - THUD! - Now where's my laser pointer? Revenge is mine!!
29 April 2012
What a beautiful day! - KABOOM! - Nature can be cruel. And funny!
30 April 2012