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Garfield

Sigh Nobody reads my blog. I know! I'll post a pictur eof YOU! People on the Internet LOVe cats! Do something funny! COME ON!! Today I ate a smartphone.

1 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

** SMASH! HEY! I LIKED that ringtone! Trust me. The world is a better place now.

2 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

The chicken is missing! And the tomatoes! Keep going.

3 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hey! ** Some of us like to CLIMB that tree!

4 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

You should try thinking of others. How's it going? This is going to take some time.

5 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

It has occured to me that I am no longer a loser. I have a girlfriend, pets... An awesome sock collection... Loser.

6 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Z Z meow You meow in your sleep. Then there is hardly any reason to be awake.

7 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Uh-oh, time to feed the cat. I'll do it. VEEEEEEEEEE * ka-chink! Here you are, Garfield. GLOMP! CHOMP! SNARF! SNORK! GOBBLE! SLURP! BURRRRP! More dip? I'll pass.

8 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

JON'S DONUT JON'S DONUT GARFIELD ATE JON'S DONUT

9 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Jon is in deep thought. Well, not REAL deep. Kind of kiddie-pool deep in thought.

10 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

This is nice. Why don't I go outside more? * THEY CALL ME NAAATURE BOY...FAH-LA-L * Oh, yeah.

11 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

You have to have a positive attitude, Garfield. You have to look into the mirror and say... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Ready for our group gag?

12 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hello? ...no, I just woke up. Okay, I'll look for it. Liz can't find her makeup case. Haven't seen it!!!

13 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's amazing what you can learn online. BRAIN-EATING MARTIANS ARE GOING TO GET US! Like how gullible some people are.

14 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

* What a beautiful spring day, Garfield. Blue sky...warm sun... Perfect for working in the garden. People should really celebrate days like this. HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!!! Should I look? How's your heart?

15 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

I've seen it all. Nothing impresses me. I just felt the best breeze! Jon, on the other hand...

16 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Woo-hoo! It's butterfly time! Whoa, I'm a little dizzy. I'm going to lie here awhile and then call a cab. Nature isn't what it used to be.

17 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's everybody's favorite quiz show, "Ask Odie"! Ready for your first question Odie? Hmmmm... That wasn't it, dipwad!

18 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Still breathing, I seel. I like to keep busy.

19 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Well...uh...I...uh...um...you know...gee...um... Bye. I was trying to leave Liz a voice mail. You really should work with notes.

20 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Jon! I've been kidnapped! And I could use a little help with my ransom note. How do you spell "sardines"? When you miss naps you scare me.

21 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Garfield GLOMP! POOOOO Not loving the liver? Not loving the liver.

22 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

There's cat hair on everything. That is an exaggeration. Look at the ceil... Never mind.

23 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

The computer has a virus! Now it crashed! Jon doesn't do well with technology. Now it's packing to leave!

24 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

How are you today, Garfield? YOU tell ME. And she calls herself a veterinarian.

25 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

Prepare to be swatted, bug! Go ahead. Just don't sit on me. See, I said that 'cause you're fat. There isn't a newspaper big enough...

26 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

eek! The cat! Fear not! There is safety in numbers! Funny...I don't FEEL safe. Shut up. I love field trips.

27 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

I sometimes regret doing this. SMACK! It's not good for the magazine. MY SYMPATHIES!

28 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

POUNCE! THUD! Now where's my laser pointer? Revenge is mine!!

29 April 2012
 


 
Garfield

What a beautiful day! KABOOM! Nature can be cruel. And funny!

30 April 2012
 




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