![]() Here's your dinner, Garfield. - The label came off the can, so I'm not sure what this is. - Sometimes that's a blessing.1 May 2012 |
![]() BOOT - BLORP! - The mashed potatoes might taste kind of funny tonight.2 May 2012 |
![]() - BEWARE of Nothing - There's gotta be a catch...3 May 2012 |
![]() You know, Jon, people with pets live longer. - Yeah, if we LET you. - He's doing it again! What?! Meow.4 May 2012 |
![]() SLAM! - Hey! - Mrs. Feeny has a picture of you destroying her garden! Very well...I'll sign it.5 May 2012 |
![]() - - - - Batteries - - click click click click The set is FIVE FEET away! Girls.6 May 2012 |
![]() Science Fiction Theater presents... - "The Hard-Working Cat". Ridiculous! - Jon! Change the channel for me!7 May 2012 |
![]() Ranger Bob, what is the secret to wilderness survival? - Well, sidekick Rick, never stare directly at the sun... - And never try to milk a badger. That was my favorite episode.8 May 2012 |
![]() Welcome to "Ask theVet". - Doctor, why don't cats fetch? - Believe it or not, some cats DO fetch! We call them "dogs".9 May 2012 |
![]() The following commercials... - will be presented... - with minimal program interruption. Remote, do your thing.10 May 2012 |
![]() CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK - CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK - What's on television? You got the time?11 May 2012 |
![]() Hey, kids! - It's time for... - "Mr. Pituiary Glan'd Clubhouse"! I hate educational programming.12 May 2012 |
![]() Mmmmm... - The days are getting longer and warmer. - Soon it'll be hot again... - And I'll be able to lounge in the kiddie pool all day. - Soon, very, very, soon. - Not yet, though.13 May 2012 |
![]() Good news. - You're in no danger of falling. - Whew. Now I can relax.14 May 2012 |
![]() It's National Tell-A-Lie Day! - - And, yes, I made that up.15 May 2012 |
![]() bzzzzzz Follow me to paradise! - zzzzzz Woo hoo! - I don't think I want to see what a fly considers paradise.16 May 2012 |
![]() Aw! Z - They're so cute... - When their food is being stolen.17 May 2012 |
![]() I've painted a portrait of Liz. - - I don't think I'll show it to her. Smart move, Pablo.18 May 2012 |
![]() I'm all about my beauty. - STOMP STOMP - Should have made a backup plan.19 May 2012 |
![]() Sigh - Aren't the stars beautiful tonight, Garfield? - They're all sparkling like little diamonds! - You know, I'm really glad you're here to share this evening with me. It makes it even more special. - Are you glad I'm here with you, too? - Z20 May 2012 |
![]() It's morning. - - And the day is already ruined.21 May 2012 |
![]() ** - AQUARIUM ----> - Where have you been? Heaven!22 May 2012 |
![]() Every day is just like every other day. - My life has been one LONG day. - You waste a lot of money on calendars.23 May 2012 |
![]() This cereal is a good source of fiber. - Fiber? - So THIS is where missing socks go.24 May 2012 |
![]() Somebody should write a poem about you, Liz. - How about YOU, Jon? Me? - Uh...I'm not very good... What rhymes with "meow"?25 May 2012 |
![]() Dogs love to swim. - - And I know lots of OTHER embarrassing things, too.26 May 2012 |
![]() Z - Z - BURP - Z - BURP - Z - Best pizza dream EVER!27 May 2012 |
![]() Things aren't always what they seem - Whoa... - Then it's possible that I'm having a good time?28 May 2012 |
![]() They cut my tree down! - Now where am I going to live?! - What's that noise in the attic? Squirrels have an amazing amount of furniture.29 May 2012 |
![]() WHAP! SMACK! THUD! - Odie tripped. - Here's an eyewitness statement swearing I was in Bolivia at the time.30 May 2012 |
![]() BARKBARKBARK - -DING! Quitting time! - 'sup, dude? - Oddness.31 May 2012 |