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Garfield

Here's your dinner, Garfield. The label came off the can, so I'm not sure what this is. Sometimes that's a blessing.

1 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

BOOT BLORP! The mashed potatoes might taste kind of funny tonight.

2 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE of Nothing There's gotta be a catch...

3 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

You know, Jon, people with pets live longer. Yeah, if we LET you. He's doing it again! What?! Meow.

4 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

SLAM! Hey! Mrs. Feeny has a picture of you destroying her garden! Very well...I'll sign it.

5 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Batteries click click click click The set is FIVE FEET away! Girls.

6 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Science Fiction Theater presents... "The Hard-Working Cat". Ridiculous! Jon! Change the channel for me!

7 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Ranger Bob, what is the secret to wilderness survival? Well, sidekick Rick, never stare directly at the sun... And never try to milk a badger. That was my favorite episode.

8 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Ask theVet". Doctor, why don't cats fetch? Believe it or not, some cats DO fetch! We call them "dogs".

9 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

The following commercials... will be presented... with minimal program interruption. Remote, do your thing.

10 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK What's on television? You got the time?

11 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Hey, kids! It's time for... "Mr. Pituiary Glan'd Clubhouse"! I hate educational programming.

12 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Mmmmm... The days are getting longer and warmer. Soon it'll be hot again... And I'll be able to lounge in the kiddie pool all day. Soon, very, very, soon. Not yet, though.

13 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Good news. You're in no danger of falling. Whew. Now I can relax.

14 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's National Tell-A-Lie Day! And, yes, I made that up.

15 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

bzzzzzz Follow me to paradise! zzzzzz Woo hoo! I don't think I want to see what a fly considers paradise.

16 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Aw! Z They're so cute... When their food is being stolen.

17 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

I've painted a portrait of Liz. I don't think I'll show it to her. Smart move, Pablo.

18 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

I'm all about my beauty. STOMP STOMP Should have made a backup plan.

19 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Sigh Aren't the stars beautiful tonight, Garfield? They're all sparkling like little diamonds! You know, I'm really glad you're here to share this evening with me. It makes it even more special. Are you glad I'm here with you, too? Z Z How was your date?

20 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

It's morning. And the day is already ruined.

21 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

** AQUARIUM > Where have you been? Heaven!

22 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Every day is just like every other day. My life has been one LONG day. You waste a lot of money on calendars.

23 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

This cereal is a good source of fiber. Fiber? So THIS is where missing socks go.

24 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Somebody should write a poem about you, Liz. How about YOU, Jon? Me? Uh...I'm not very good... What rhymes with "meow"?

25 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Dogs love to swim. And I know lots of OTHER embarrassing things, too.

26 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Z Z BURP Z BURP Z Best pizza dream EVER!

27 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

Things aren't always what they seem Whoa... Then it's possible that I'm having a good time?

28 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

They cut my tree down! Now where am I going to live?! What's that noise in the attic? Squirrels have an amazing amount of furniture.

29 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

WHAP! SMACK! THUD! Odie tripped. Here's an eyewitness statement swearing I was in Bolivia at the time.

30 May 2012
 


 
Garfield

BARKBARKBARK -DING! Quitting time! 'sup, dude? Oddness.

31 May 2012
 




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