Here's your dinner, Garfield. The label came off the can, so I'm not sure what this is. Sometimes that's a blessing.
1 May 2012
BOOT BLORP! The mashed potatoes might taste kind of funny tonight.
2 May 2012
BEWARE of Nothing There's gotta be a catch...
3 May 2012
You know, Jon, people with pets live longer. Yeah, if we LET you. He's doing it again! What?! Meow.
4 May 2012
SLAM! Hey! Mrs. Feeny has a picture of you destroying her garden! Very well...I'll sign it.
5 May 2012
Batteries click click click click The set is FIVE FEET away! Girls.
6 May 2012
Science Fiction Theater presents... "The Hard-Working Cat". Ridiculous! Jon! Change the channel for me!
7 May 2012
Ranger Bob, what is the secret to wilderness survival? Well, sidekick Rick, never stare directly at the sun... And never try to milk a badger. That was my favorite episode.
8 May 2012
Welcome to "Ask theVet". Doctor, why don't cats fetch? Believe it or not, some cats DO fetch! We call them "dogs".
9 May 2012
The following commercials... will be presented... with minimal program interruption. Remote, do your thing.
10 May 2012
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11 May 2012
Hey, kids! It's time for... "Mr. Pituiary Glan'd Clubhouse"! I hate educational programming.
12 May 2012
Mmmmm... The days are getting longer and warmer. Soon it'll be hot again... And I'll be able to lounge in the kiddie pool all day. Soon, very, very, soon. Not yet, though.
13 May 2012
Good news. You're in no danger of falling. Whew. Now I can relax.
14 May 2012
It's National Tell-A-Lie Day! And, yes, I made that up.
15 May 2012
bzzzzzz Follow me to paradise! zzzzzz Woo hoo! I don't think I want to see what a fly considers paradise.
16 May 2012
Aw! Z They're so cute... When their food is being stolen.
17 May 2012
I've painted a portrait of Liz. I don't think I'll show it to her. Smart move, Pablo.
18 May 2012
I'm all about my beauty. STOMP STOMP Should have made a backup plan.
19 May 2012
Sigh Aren't the stars beautiful tonight, Garfield? They're all sparkling like little diamonds! You know, I'm really glad you're here to share this evening with me. It makes it even more special. Are you glad I'm here with you, too? Z Z How was your date?
20 May 2012
It's morning. And the day is already ruined.
21 May 2012
** AQUARIUM > Where have you been? Heaven!
22 May 2012
Every day is just like every other day. My life has been one LONG day. You waste a lot of money on calendars.
23 May 2012
This cereal is a good source of fiber. Fiber? So THIS is where missing socks go.
24 May 2012
Somebody should write a poem about you, Liz. How about YOU, Jon? Me? Uh...I'm not very good... What rhymes with "meow"?
25 May 2012
Dogs love to swim. And I know lots of OTHER embarrassing things, too.
26 May 2012
Z Z BURP Z BURP Z Best pizza dream EVER!
27 May 2012
Things aren't always what they seem Whoa... Then it's possible that I'm having a good time?
28 May 2012
They cut my tree down! Now where am I going to live?! What's that noise in the attic? Squirrels have an amazing amount of furniture.
29 May 2012
WHAP! SMACK! THUD! Odie tripped. Here's an eyewitness statement swearing I was in Bolivia at the time.
30 May 2012
BARKBARKBARK -DING! Quitting time! 'sup, dude? Oddness.
31 May 2012