Here's your dinner, Garfield. - The label came off the can, so I'm not sure what this is. - Sometimes that's a blessing.
1 May 2012
BOOT - BLORP! - The mashed potatoes might taste kind of funny tonight.
2 May 2012
- BEWARE of Nothing - There's gotta be a catch...
3 May 2012
You know, Jon, people with pets live longer. - Yeah, if we LET you. - He's doing it again! What?! Meow.
4 May 2012
SLAM! - Hey! - Mrs. Feeny has a picture of you destroying her garden! Very well...I'll sign it.
5 May 2012
- - - - Batteries - - click click click click The set is FIVE FEET away! Girls.
6 May 2012
Science Fiction Theater presents... - "The Hard-Working Cat". Ridiculous! - Jon! Change the channel for me!
7 May 2012
Ranger Bob, what is the secret to wilderness survival? - Well, sidekick Rick, never stare directly at the sun... - And never try to milk a badger. That was my favorite episode.
8 May 2012
Welcome to "Ask theVet". - Doctor, why don't cats fetch? - Believe it or not, some cats DO fetch! We call them "dogs".
9 May 2012
The following commercials... - will be presented... - with minimal program interruption. Remote, do your thing.
10 May 2012
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK - CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK - What's on television? You got the time?
11 May 2012
Hey, kids! - It's time for... - "Mr. Pituiary Glan'd Clubhouse"! I hate educational programming.
12 May 2012
Mmmmm... - The days are getting longer and warmer. - Soon it'll be hot again... - And I'll be able to lounge in the kiddie pool all day. - Soon, very, very, soon. - Not yet, though.
13 May 2012
Good news. - You're in no danger of falling. - Whew. Now I can relax.
14 May 2012
It's National Tell-A-Lie Day! - - And, yes, I made that up.
15 May 2012
bzzzzzz Follow me to paradise! - zzzzzz Woo hoo! - I don't think I want to see what a fly considers paradise.
16 May 2012
Aw! Z - They're so cute... - When their food is being stolen.
17 May 2012
I've painted a portrait of Liz. - - I don't think I'll show it to her. Smart move, Pablo.
18 May 2012
I'm all about my beauty. - STOMP STOMP - Should have made a backup plan.
19 May 2012
- Z - How was your date? Painful.
20 May 2012
It's morning. - - And the day is already ruined.
21 May 2012
** - AQUARIUM ----> - Where have you been? Heaven!
22 May 2012
Every day is just like every other day. - My life has been one LONG day. - You waste a lot of money on calendars.
23 May 2012
This cereal is a good source of fiber. - Fiber? - So THIS is where missing socks go.
24 May 2012
Somebody should write a poem about you, Liz. - How about YOU, Jon? Me? - Uh...I'm not very good... What rhymes with "meow"?
25 May 2012
Dogs love to swim. - - And I know lots of OTHER embarrassing things, too.
26 May 2012
Z - Z - BURP - Z - BURP - Z - Best pizza dream EVER!
27 May 2012
Things aren't always what they seem - Whoa... - Then it's possible that I'm having a good time?
28 May 2012
They cut my tree down! - Now where am I going to live?! - What's that noise in the attic? Squirrels have an amazing amount of furniture.
29 May 2012
WHAP! SMACK! THUD! - Odie tripped. - Here's an eyewitness statement swearing I was in Bolivia at the time.
30 May 2012
BARKBARKBARK - -DING! Quitting time! - 'sup, dude? - Oddness.
31 May 2012