Now there's an interesting stamp... Z Time? Z Twenty-three seconds...a new record.
1 June 2012
Ah, "Alice in Wonderland." A timeless classic. That should keep the table from wobbling.
2 June 2012
Stop it, Odie! Man, that creeps me out. SNICK! I hate his "lizard" days.
3 June 2012
This has been a good day. It has? Man, I should have been paying attention.
4 June 2012
Love... GLOMP! Is felleting.
5 June 2012
I've told you before, guys... No pillaging at the dinner table. But we're vikings.
6 June 2012
Who wants to ride in the car?! You never show any entusiasm, Garfield. I don't like to ride in the car. And I have hidden his keys.
7 June 2012
What's that, Liz? You're asking me if I can dance? Wait, do you smell something burning? OH, yeah, my shoes are on FIRE! In your dreams.
8 June 2012
Because I say so, that's why! Thirty-two minutes. That's a new record for a comeback. YES!
9 June 2012
rrrrrrrr Finally! All done! BOOOOM rumble rumble rumble SPOING That's just not fair. Suck it up, mow boy.
10 June 2012
Annoyed yet? Yes, Jon. For over thirty-three years now, Jon.
11 June 2012
They say the older you get, the wiser you get. I've heard that. Boy, you must be a stinking GENIUS! And his reflexes aren't too shabby either.
12 June 2012
So, how old are you going to be this year? You know, that's kind of an impolite question to ask. Wow, that old, huh?
13 June 2012
Cheer up, Garfield. It's only a birthday. Not helping. There'll be cake. Helping. With lots and lots of candles! Not helping again.
14 June 2012
What are you worried about your birthday for, Garfield? Cats have NINE lives! Aww...feel better now? I love you, Liz. You're a good liar.
15 June 2012
It's tonight's age night mare, Garfield, and I'm a HEARING AID! You don't look so scary. AAAAY?
16 June 2012
We're here for the party this week. Where's the cake? The kithcen is that way. OKAY, FELLAS! fOLLOW ME! Definitely one of my more depressing birthday nightmares.
17 June 2012
Hi! I'm your age nightmare! What are YOU doing here? Uh... Funny...I knew before I walked into the room.
18 June 2012
Whoa, if I eat another bite, I'm going to explode. Better stand back...
19 June 2012
I have being cute covered for today. That's one less thing for me to worry about.
20 June 2012
"Dear Ask A Dog"... "who wants to go for a walk?" We'll have to get back to you with that answer.
21 June 2012
Liz isn't coming over tonight. Hey, it's just us guys! Uh-oh... We can can run around the backyard in our underwear! LIZ!!!
22 June 2012
Why not turn the computer on? And ruin a perfectly good day?!
23 June 2012
pffffft Dogs are lousy bluffers.
24 June 2012
The world is filled with many wonders. And Jon.
25 June 2012
Looking forward for dinner? How can you tell?
26 June 2012
You can't have everything! Good! Because a lot of stuff stinks.
27 June 2012
Have you checked out the gift shop? Stay out of my closet!
28 June 2012
Oops, I dropped a contact lens. I didn't know you wore contact lenses, Jon. I don't. I just like to carry them around. And I know WAY weirder stuff about him, lady!
29 June 2012
AIIIEEEEEE I didn't know your voice could go that high. You clawed me! Don't change the subject, choirboy.
30 June 2012