Now there's an interesting stamp... - Z - Time? Z Twenty-three seconds...a new record.
1 June 2012
Ah, "Alice in Wonderland." A timeless classic. - - That should keep the table from wobbling.
2 June 2012
- Stop it, Odie! - Man, that creeps me out. - SNICK! - I hate his "lizard" days.
3 June 2012
This has been a good day. - It has? - Man, I should have been paying attention.
4 June 2012
Love... - GLOMP! - Is felleting.
5 June 2012
I've told you before, guys... - No pillaging at the dinner table. - But we're vikings.
6 June 2012
Who wants to ride in the car?! - You never show any entusiasm, Garfield. I don't like to ride in the car. - And I have hidden his keys.
7 June 2012
What's that, Liz? You're asking me if I can dance? - - Wait, do you smell something burning? - OH, yeah, my shoes are on FIRE! In your dreams.
8 June 2012
- Because I say so, that's why! - Thirty-two minutes. That's a new record for a comeback. YES!
9 June 2012
rrrrrrrr - Finally! All done! - BOOOOM - - rumble rumble rumble - SPOING - That's just not fair. Suck it up, mow boy.
10 June 2012
- Annoyed yet? - Yes, Jon. For over thirty-three years now, Jon.
11 June 2012
They say the older you get, the wiser you get. I've heard that. - Boy, you must be a stinking GENIUS! - And his reflexes aren't too shabby either.
12 June 2012
So, how old are you going to be this year? - You know, that's kind of an impolite question to ask. - Wow, that old, huh?
13 June 2012
Cheer up, Garfield. It's only a birthday. Not helping. - There'll be cake. Helping. - With lots and lots of candles! Not helping again.
14 June 2012
What are you worried about your birthday for, Garfield? Cats have NINE lives! - Aww...feel better now? I love you, Liz. - You're a good liar.
15 June 2012
It's tonight's age night mare, Garfield, and I'm a HEARING AID! You don't look so scary. - - AAAAY?
16 June 2012
- We're here for the party this week. Where's the cake? The kithcen is that way. - OKAY, FELLAS! fOLLOW ME! - - - Definitely one of my more depressing birthday nightmares.
17 June 2012
Hi! I'm your age nightmare! - What are YOU doing here? - Uh... - Funny...I knew before I walked into the room.
18 June 2012
Whoa, if I eat another bite, I'm going to explode. - - Better stand back...
19 June 2012
- I have being cute covered for today. - That's one less thing for me to worry about.
20 June 2012
"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "who wants to go for a walk?" - We'll have to get back to you with that answer.
21 June 2012
Liz isn't coming over tonight. - Hey, it's just us guys! Uh-oh... - We can can run around the backyard in our underwear! LIZ!!!
22 June 2012
- Why not turn the computer on? - And ruin a perfectly good day?!
23 June 2012
pffffft - - - - - - Dogs are lousy bluffers.
24 June 2012
The world is filled with many wonders. - - And Jon.
25 June 2012
- - Looking forward for dinner? How can you tell?
26 June 2012
You can't have everything! - Good! - Because a lot of stuff stinks.
27 June 2012
- - Have you checked out the gift shop? Stay out of my closet!
28 June 2012
Oops, I dropped a contact lens. - I didn't know you wore contact lenses, Jon. - I don't. I just like to carry them around. And I know WAY weirder stuff about him, lady!
29 June 2012
- AIIIEEEEEE - I didn't know your voice could go that high. You clawed me! Don't change the subject, choirboy.
30 June 2012