97, 98, 99,199! - I just did 100 pushups! - All right, I admit they were video game pushups. - But I think I strained a tendon... - And tore a cutile. - I think I'll go put ice on it and lie down. - Is he always this. You don't know the half
1 July 2012
- Why so grumpy? - I'll think of something.
2 July 2012
- BURP! - I've been saving that up.
3 July 2012
There are certain drawbacks to summer. - - There were five of them.
4 July 2012
- - I have to admit...dogs know how to relax.
5 July 2012
No, Liz, and that's final! Oh, okay. - I'm going shopping. - BECAUSE I WANT TO! Hand over your man card.
6 July 2012
I just texted Jon. - I would prefer that you meow at me in person. - Quaint is so cute.
7 July 2012
- "Directions for easy preparation". - "Preheat oven to 425 degrees". - "Place on center rack for 17 to 19 minutes, or until crust is golden brown". - It also says we can microwave it in six minutes. - What do you think? - 'bout what?
8 July 2012
Cats know how to have fun. - - It's a carefully guarded secret.
9 July 2012
Invader from outer space! - - Okay, tourist from outer space.
10 July 2012
- - Somebody had their teeth cleaned today.
11 July 2012
Another one?! - The ice cream man is giving free samples again?! - I'm getting one! You'll need this brick.
12 July 2012
Liz, have I shown you my tie that's so wide I don't need to wear a shirt? - - She still hasn't said anything. Not even blinked.
13 July 2012
Yay, team! - Oh, wait...I don't have a team. - More food for me.
14 July 2012
- Murf-murf-murf Buck? - Murf-murf-murf What is it, boy? - Murf-murf-murf Is it trouble, boy? - Murf-murf-murf Is somebody hurt? - Murf-murf-murf IS THE BARN ON FIRE?! - Mur-murf WHAT IS IT?! Buck is telling you that you're out of peanut
15 July 2012
BARK! That's what you always say. - You notice I'm a dog, right? Oh, right. - That explains your breath. BARK!
16 July 2012
** - BARK! FFFT! - It's just not the same...
17 July 2012
Beware Of Mysterious Dog - - Will I bark? Won't I bark? Mysterious, indeed...
18 July 2012
Bark - Is that it? - That's all I prepared. Can't you ad-lib SOMETHING?!
19 July 2012
BEWARE OF THE DOG - WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO... - GET DENTISTRY TOOLS Next!
20 July 2012
BAK! - - Oops. Worst lip-syncing I've ever seen.
21 July 2012
- - - - - GARFIELD!! - You guys can't bungee jump from the light switch anymore.
22 July 2012
The story you are about to see is true. - - Dull, but true.
23 July 2012
"Dear ask a dog"... - "Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!" - You wrote this one, didn't you? Yip!
24 July 2012
Garfield, I'm getting old! - I found a grey hair! Don't panic. - It was in my ear! Okay, panic.
25 July 2012
Aging is no fun, Garfield. And what's even worse... - - What was I saying? That we haven't had dessert.
26 July 2012
- If our eyes were in our ears, would we walk sideways? - Sorry, I was trying to fill the lull. That's sweet, but don't.
27 July 2012
- scratch scratch - That's your birthday present. Don't get used to it.
28 July 2012
click - Tonight, after months of dieting, exercise, and hard work... - We will learn which of our contestants has lost the most wieght! - WHO will be our grand prize winner?! - Stay tuned for the exciting final weigh-in, right after these
29 July 2012
It's hot out here. - It's Jon in here. - Hot it is!
30 July 2012
- Aw - And my paw is sticky no more.
31 July 2012