97, 98, 99,199! I just did 100 pushups! All right, I admit they were video game pushups. But I think I strained a tendon... And tore a cutile. I think I'll go put ice on it and lie down. Is he always this. You don't know the halfof it. lady. GAH! THAT'S C
1 July 2012
Why so grumpy? I'll think of something.
2 July 2012
BURP! I've been saving that up.
3 July 2012
There are certain drawbacks to summer. There were five of them.
4 July 2012
I have to admit...dogs know how to relax.
5 July 2012
No, Liz, and that's final! Oh, okay. I'm going shopping. BECAUSE I WANT TO! Hand over your man card.
6 July 2012
I just texted Jon. I would prefer that you meow at me in person. Quaint is so cute.
7 July 2012
"Directions for easy preparation". "Preheat oven to 425 degrees". "Place on center rack for 17 to 19 minutes, or until crust is golden brown". It also says we can microwave it in six minutes. What do you think? 'bout what?
8 July 2012
Cats know how to have fun. It's a carefully guarded secret.
9 July 2012
Invader from outer space! Okay, tourist from outer space.
10 July 2012
Somebody had their teeth cleaned today.
11 July 2012
Another one?! The ice cream man is giving free samples again?! I'm getting one! You'll need this brick.
12 July 2012
Liz, have I shown you my tie that's so wide I don't need to wear a shirt? She still hasn't said anything. Not even blinked.
13 July 2012
Yay, team! Oh, wait...I don't have a team. More food for me.
14 July 2012
Murf-murf-murf Buck? Murf-murf-murf What is it, boy? Murf-murf-murf Is it trouble, boy? Murf-murf-murf Is somebody hurt? Murf-murf-murf IS THE BARN ON FIRE?! Mur-murf WHAT IS IT?! Buck is telling you that you're out of peanutbutter, dimwit.
15 July 2012
BARK! That's what you always say. You notice I'm a dog, right? Oh, right. That explains your breath. BARK!
16 July 2012
** BARK! FFFT! It's just not the same...
17 July 2012
Beware Of Mysterious Dog Will I bark? Won't I bark? Mysterious, indeed...
18 July 2012
Bark Is that it? That's all I prepared. Can't you ad-lib SOMETHING?!
19 July 2012
BEWARE OF THE DOG WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO... GET DENTISTRY TOOLS Next!
20 July 2012
BAK! Oops. Worst lip-syncing I've ever seen.
21 July 2012
GARFIELD!! You guys can't bungee jump from the light switch anymore.
22 July 2012
The story you are about to see is true. Dull, but true.
23 July 2012
"Dear ask a dog"... "Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!" You wrote this one, didn't you? Yip!
24 July 2012
Garfield, I'm getting old! I found a grey hair! Don't panic. It was in my ear! Okay, panic.
25 July 2012
Aging is no fun, Garfield. And what's even worse... What was I saying? That we haven't had dessert.
26 July 2012
If our eyes were in our ears, would we walk sideways? Sorry, I was trying to fill the lull. That's sweet, but don't.
27 July 2012
scratch scratch That's your birthday present. Don't get used to it.
28 July 2012
click Tonight, after months of dieting, exercise, and hard work... We will learn which of our contestants has lost the most wieght! WHO will be our grand prize winner?! Stay tuned for the exciting final weigh-in, right after thesemessages! ...and we're ba
29 July 2012
It's hot out here. It's Jon in here. Hot it is!
30 July 2012
Aw And my paw is sticky no more.
31 July 2012