ECHO POINT - - You have to speak first, dimwit.1 August 2012 |
 Your yowling kept me awake all night, Garfield. - What do you think we should do about this? - Have you tried sleeping all day like me?2 August 2012 |
 - Garfield! Lunch! - Back At: 1:003 August 2012 |
 Look, Liz, it's Jon! - Oops, sorry. It's just a head of cabbage! - We don't have the same sense of humor, do we?4 August 2012 |
 - - BZZZZ! - BZZZZ! - BZZZZ! - GARFIELD! ODIE! BZZZZ! - Stop texting each other!5 August 2012 |
 - You know how to waste time, don't you? - This coming from somebody watching me do it.6 August 2012 |
 It's a plague of locusts! Run fo your life! - It's the end of the world! AYIEEEE!!! - There's only one of you. But I'm REALLY good!7 August 2012 |
 Odie is enjoying a little snack. munch munch munch - munch munch munch - Or, it's enjoying him. munch munch munch8 August 2012 |
 The world is my scratching post! - Bwa-ha-haaa! - Do you know how many times the phone has rung?! Should be 37.9 August 2012 |
 Garfield washed my jacket. - And now it doesn't fit. - You da cat. You're welcome.10 August 2012 |
 What's that, Liz? - You say Garfield is due for a SHOT? - Just kidding! What a waste of cat food.11 August 2012 |
 - COMING SOON! - TO A YARD NEAR YOU! - BEWARE OF DOG! - IN GLORIOUS 3D! - -12 August 2012 |
 I wonder what's going on in the world. - - You can tell I'm kidding, right?13 August 2012 |
 Please keep your sock puppet out of my sock drawer. - - I get lonely.14 August 2012 |
 Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! - Arf? - Sorry, I don't speak poodle.15 August 2012 |
 Beware of Invisible Dog - Hey! Can I get a little privacy?! - I didn't see the invisible tree.16 August 2012 |
 Okay, name a game that children play. - "Eat the onion, weakling!" - "Give me your bike"? You poor thing.17 August 2012 |
 The yard is a good place to take a nap. - Uh-oh. - Unless you get carried off by ants. ANTS WITH HEAVY MACHINERY, MAYBE!18 August 2012 |
 - Meow - What does "meow" mean? - MEOW - What? - MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! - I just don't understand you. - Sometimes "meow" just means "meow".19 August 2012 |
 The world exists for my amusement. - - This must be an intermission.20 August 2012 |
 There's a lot to learn about the world, Garfield. - - Not that we plan to learn it. Whew.21 August 2012 |
 - - I wouldn't want to be you.22 August 2012 |
 I'm a fierce jungle cat. BARK BARK * chirp chirp * - The jungle needs work.23 August 2012 |
 Hi, Garfield. - What are you up to? - Oh, just waitinh for you to leave, so I can eat the donut Ih ave behind my back.24 August 2012 |
 Echo Point Cough - COUGH! - I'm sicker than I thought.25 August 2012 |
 - - - - - You're welcome. Ow.26 August 2012 |
 - - How are things outside? Not much of a plot.27 August 2012 |
 Now to enter my time travel machine. - Z - And, just like that, it's tomorrow!28 August 2012 |
 Here you go! Hot off the grill! clink! - I fwouldn't feed this to a DOG - I would. crunch crunch crunch crunch29 August 2012 |
 - - I know a little something about decorating.30 August 2012 |
 What's that smell? sniff sniff - Do I smeel old tuna? - That's my new perfume. Niiiiiice!31 August 2012 |
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