ECHO POINT You have to speak first, dimwit.
1 August 2012
Your yowling kept me awake all night, Garfield. What do you think we should do about this? Have you tried sleeping all day like me?
2 August 2012
Garfield! Lunch! Back At: 1:00
3 August 2012
Look, Liz, it's Jon! Oops, sorry. It's just a head of cabbage! We don't have the same sense of humor, do we?
4 August 2012
BZZZZ! BZZZZ! BZZZZ! GARFIELD! ODIE! BZZZZ! Stop texting each other!
5 August 2012
You know how to waste time, don't you? This coming from somebody watching me do it.
6 August 2012
It's a plague of locusts! Run fo your life! It's the end of the world! AYIEEEE!!! There's only one of you. But I'm REALLY good!
7 August 2012
Odie is enjoying a little snack. munch munch munch munch munch munch Or, it's enjoying him. munch munch munch
8 August 2012
The world is my scratching post! Bwa-ha-haaa! Do you know how many times the phone has rung?! Should be 37.
9 August 2012
Garfield washed my jacket. And now it doesn't fit. You da cat. You're welcome.
10 August 2012
What's that, Liz? You say Garfield is due for a SHOT? Just kidding! What a waste of cat food.
11 August 2012
COMING SOON! TO A YARD NEAR YOU! BEWARE OF DOG! IN GLORIOUS 3D! -
12 August 2012
I wonder what's going on in the world. You can tell I'm kidding, right?
13 August 2012
Please keep your sock puppet out of my sock drawer. I get lonely.
14 August 2012
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Arf? Sorry, I don't speak poodle.
15 August 2012
Beware of Invisible Dog Hey! Can I get a little privacy?! I didn't see the invisible tree.
16 August 2012
Okay, name a game that children play. "Eat the onion, weakling!" "Give me your bike"? You poor thing.
17 August 2012
The yard is a good place to take a nap. Uh-oh. Unless you get carried off by ants. ANTS WITH HEAVY MACHINERY, MAYBE!
18 August 2012
Meow What does "meow" mean? MEOW What? MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! I just don't understand you. Sometimes "meow" just means "meow".
19 August 2012
The world exists for my amusement. This must be an intermission.
20 August 2012
There's a lot to learn about the world, Garfield. Not that we plan to learn it. Whew.
21 August 2012
I wouldn't want to be you.
22 August 2012
I'm a fierce jungle cat. BARK BARK * chirp chirp * The jungle needs work.
23 August 2012
Hi, Garfield. What are you up to? Oh, just waitinh for you to leave, so I can eat the donut Ih ave behind my back.
24 August 2012
Echo Point Cough COUGH! I'm sicker than I thought.
25 August 2012
You're welcome. Ow.
26 August 2012
How are things outside? Not much of a plot.
27 August 2012
Now to enter my time travel machine. Z And, just like that, it's tomorrow!
28 August 2012
Here you go! Hot off the grill! clink! I fwouldn't feed this to a DOG I would. crunch crunch crunch crunch
29 August 2012
I know a little something about decorating.
30 August 2012
What's that smell? sniff sniff Do I smeel old tuna? That's my new perfume. Niiiiiice!
31 August 2012