ECHO POINT - - You have to speak first, dimwit.
1 August 2012
Your yowling kept me awake all night, Garfield. - What do you think we should do about this? - Have you tried sleeping all day like me?
2 August 2012
- Garfield! Lunch! - Back At: 1:00
3 August 2012
Look, Liz, it's Jon! - Oops, sorry. It's just a head of cabbage! - We don't have the same sense of humor, do we?
4 August 2012
- - BZZZZ! - BZZZZ! - BZZZZ! - GARFIELD! ODIE! BZZZZ! - Stop texting each other!
5 August 2012
- You know how to waste time, don't you? - This coming from somebody watching me do it.
6 August 2012
It's a plague of locusts! Run fo your life! - It's the end of the world! AYIEEEE!!! - There's only one of you. But I'm REALLY good!
7 August 2012
Odie is enjoying a little snack. munch munch munch - munch munch munch - Or, it's enjoying him. munch munch munch
8 August 2012
The world is my scratching post! - Bwa-ha-haaa! - Do you know how many times the phone has rung?! Should be 37.
9 August 2012
Garfield washed my jacket. - And now it doesn't fit. - You da cat. You're welcome.
10 August 2012
What's that, Liz? - You say Garfield is due for a SHOT? - Just kidding! What a waste of cat food.
11 August 2012
- COMING SOON! - TO A YARD NEAR YOU! - BEWARE OF DOG! - IN GLORIOUS 3D! - -
12 August 2012
I wonder what's going on in the world. - - You can tell I'm kidding, right?
13 August 2012
Please keep your sock puppet out of my sock drawer. - - I get lonely.
14 August 2012
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! - Arf? - Sorry, I don't speak poodle.
15 August 2012
Beware of Invisible Dog - Hey! Can I get a little privacy?! - I didn't see the invisible tree.
16 August 2012
Okay, name a game that children play. - "Eat the onion, weakling!" - "Give me your bike"? You poor thing.
17 August 2012
The yard is a good place to take a nap. - Uh-oh. - Unless you get carried off by ants. ANTS WITH HEAVY MACHINERY, MAYBE!
18 August 2012
- Meow - What does "meow" mean? - MEOW - What? - MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! - I just don't understand you. - Sometimes "meow" just means "meow".
19 August 2012
The world exists for my amusement. - - This must be an intermission.
20 August 2012
There's a lot to learn about the world, Garfield. - - Not that we plan to learn it. Whew.
21 August 2012
- - I wouldn't want to be you.
22 August 2012
I'm a fierce jungle cat. BARK BARK * chirp chirp * - The jungle needs work.
23 August 2012
Hi, Garfield. - What are you up to? - Oh, just waitinh for you to leave, so I can eat the donut Ih ave behind my back.
24 August 2012
Echo Point Cough - COUGH! - I'm sicker than I thought.
25 August 2012
- - - - - You're welcome. Ow.
26 August 2012
- - How are things outside? Not much of a plot.
27 August 2012
Now to enter my time travel machine. - Z - And, just like that, it's tomorrow!
28 August 2012
Here you go! Hot off the grill! clink! - I fwouldn't feed this to a DOG - I would. crunch crunch crunch crunch
29 August 2012
- - I know a little something about decorating.
30 August 2012
What's that smell? sniff sniff - Do I smeel old tuna? - That's my new perfume. Niiiiiice!
31 August 2012