Garfield needs lasagna. How did you do that? Who, me?
1 September 2012
Good afternoon, sir. Are you traveling alone today? No luggage? No carry-on? Here's your ticket. All scheduled departures are on time. BOOT! And do have a good trip!
2 September 2012
We should form a book club. And then we should sit around talking about books... That we pretend we've read. Count me in.
3 September 2012
They say someday pets might be replaced by robots. Did he notice? No.
4 September 2012
Hello? Hello? Odie swallowed your phone again.
5 September 2012
ECHO POINT ECHO POINT Oh, ha-ha. I told you it wasn't funny. He laughed, didn't he?
6 September 2012
I'm learning a lot from Liz. For instance... Did you know that girls don't like it when you sneak up and belach in their ear? You're serious?
7 September 2012
* Smelled cookies.
8 September 2012
Yikes. Look at all those cobwebs. That's just nasty. We should do something about that. Yeah. Let's never look up again. We're BACHELORS, baby.
9 September 2012
People always ask me, "Garfield, how do you do it?" And I always replay.. "Do what?"
10 September 2012
You know what's good? Spinach. Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, Jon! I believe the correct pronounciation of thet word is "dooooonut".
11 September 2012
Odie, why are you always so content? -
12 September 2012
Liz says I can be sarcastic. I don't think so. What do you think, "Flash"? Flash agrees with Liz.
13 September 2012
Liz says I need to be more of a thinker. Well, I'm glad that's over! Welcome back.
14 September 2012
Mystery! Excitement! Adventure! Action! Thrills! And lots of other things aren't going on here.
15 September 2012
Z Z Z -SNORRE How was your nap? BURP! I dreamed that I was a cocoon.
16 September 2012
Feeling down? Hey, you're not this guy! There, feeling better?
17 September 2012
KEEP OUT STAY AWAY TURN BACK! This has to be something good!
18 September 2012
As you probably already know, cats are related to lions. rowr Boy, I could go for a gazelle burger about now.
19 September 2012
Whee! I can fly! That's your opinion!
20 September 2012
I've been doing a lot of reading, Liz. I can now discuss current affairs. Hey, those vikings are rascals, aren't they? Still on chapter one.
21 September 2012
Z Z Secret cat greeting.
22 September 2012
This entire bowl of cheese puffs has vanished! And I bet I know where they went... GARFIELD! Show me your paws! They're already orange... The perfect crime!
23 September 2012
I couldn't remember what I was on vacation from. I've done that.
24 September 2012
Someday mice will rule the world. Then what? We'll get to live in people's houses and eat cheese. You don't say.
25 September 2012
rrrrrrrrrrrr VRRRRRRMMMMMM Tell me I didn't see that. You didn't see that.
26 September 2012
27 September 2012
"The mice cheered as the cheese fairy said goodbye". "With a wave of her wand, she flew out of the mousehole". "Right into the gaping jaws of a ravenous cat". EEEEEE!!!
28 September 2012
Where's the mousetrap I set out? The mice have it. I'm beginning to think mice are smarter these days. They've turned it over, added legs, and made a nice coffee table out of it.
29 September 2012
Ah Ah...AH....AH... AH...AH...* Hey CHOO snurfle
30 September 2012