- Garfield needs lasagna. - How did you do that? Who, me?
1 September 2012
- Good afternoon, sir. - Are you traveling alone today? - No luggage? No carry-on? - Here's your ticket. - All scheduled departures are on time. - BOOT! And do have a good trip!
2 September 2012
We should form a book club. - And then we should sit around talking about books... - That we pretend we've read. Count me in.
3 September 2012
They say someday pets might be replaced by robots. - - Did he notice? No.
4 September 2012
Hello? - Hello? - Odie swallowed your phone again.
5 September 2012
ECHO POINT ECHO POINT - Oh, ha-ha. - I told you it wasn't funny. He laughed, didn't he?
6 September 2012
I'm learning a lot from Liz. - For instance... - Did you know that girls don't like it when you sneak up and belach in their ear? You're serious?
7 September 2012
- * - Smelled cookies.
8 September 2012
- Yikes. - Look at all those cobwebs. - That's just nasty. - We should do something about that. - Yeah. - Let's never look up again. We're BACHELORS, baby.
9 September 2012
People always ask me, "Garfield, how do you do it?" - And I always replay.. - "Do what?"
10 September 2012
You know what's good? Spinach. - Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, Jon! - I believe the correct pronounciation of thet word is "dooooonut".
11 September 2012
Odie, why are you always so content? - -
12 September 2012
Liz says I can be sarcastic. - I don't think so. - What do you think, "Flash"? Flash agrees with Liz.
13 September 2012
Liz says I need to be more of a thinker. - - Well, I'm glad that's over! Welcome back.
14 September 2012
Mystery! Excitement! - Adventure! Action! Thrills! - And lots of other things aren't going on here.
15 September 2012
Z - Z - Z -SNORRE - How was your nap? - BURP! - I dreamed that I was a cocoon.
16 September 2012
Feeling down? - Hey, you're not this guy! - There, feeling better?
17 September 2012
KEEP OUT - STAY AWAY - TURN BACK! This has to be something good!
18 September 2012
As you probably already know, cats are related to lions. - rowr - Boy, I could go for a gazelle burger about now.
19 September 2012
Whee! - I can fly! - That's your opinion!
20 September 2012
I've been doing a lot of reading, Liz. - I can now discuss current affairs. - Hey, those vikings are rascals, aren't they? Still on chapter one.
21 September 2012
- Z Z - Secret cat greeting.
22 September 2012
- This entire bowl of cheese puffs has vanished! - And I bet I know where they went... - GARFIELD! - Show me your paws! - - They're already orange... The perfect crime!
23 September 2012
- - I couldn't remember what I was on vacation from. I've done that.
24 September 2012
Someday mice will rule the world. - Then what? We'll get to live in people's houses and eat cheese. You don't say.
25 September 2012
rrrrrrrrrrrr - VRRRRRRMMMMMM - Tell me I didn't see that. You didn't see that.
26 September 2012
- - Day care.
27 September 2012
"The mice cheered as the cheese fairy said goodbye". - "With a wave of her wand, she flew out of the mousehole". - "Right into the gaping jaws of a ravenous cat". EEEEEE!!!
28 September 2012
Where's the mousetrap I set out? - The mice have it. - I'm beginning to think mice are smarter these days. They've turned it over, added legs, and made a nice coffee table out of it.
29 September 2012
Ah - Ah...AH....AH... - AH...AH...* - - Hey - CHOO - snurfle
30 September 2012