Why do I do this, you ask? BOOT! GLRRD I'm a fan of funny noises. FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP LAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FL LAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFL PFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP What's it like out there? March.
munch munch munch Welcome back to "When Wildlife Snaps!" Here we see a hungry bear approaching a camper... Who forgot to keep his food in a high, safe place. munch munch RAAWRRR! AIYEE! munch munch munch
Sigh... I remember our family trips. There's cousin Earl. He was accidentally left at a rest stop. He was missing for years. As it turned out, he was adopted by a pack of wolves. We got a postcard. "I have acquired a taste forsmall game."
I have a business proposition for you... I'll pay you five bones...and make it look like an accident. Gotcha, where is he? Hey, Nermal! Meet my big friend. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW You BEAST! How COULD you?! What happened to you? I hatecute...
Sigh... You haven't played with me in a long time. You USED to bat me around all day long...now you just IGNORE me! Oh, please... Well, *I* know when I'm not wanted! I'm going home to my mother! ...mother? -
My aunt Orpha used to say, "Christmas comes but once a year". Then she'd say, "never get under the mistletoe with a molting chicken". Then she'd play the spoons on her forehead. Aunt Orpha was a few walnuts shy of a fruitcake.