Garfield, I'm taking the personal-hygiene pledge. - I promise to brush my teeth every day. - Even if I'm not going anywhere. This is a cult, right?
1 January 2013
We should simplify our lives. - Z - Z I should simplify my life.
2 January 2013
- I wonder, Garfield... - Will anyone remember me when I'm gone? You're still here?
3 January 2013
Jon, I have made a big decision. - I've decided to retire. - Go away. I need a villa.
4 January 2013
Hi, Garfield! - Hey, as long as I'm here... - Let's check for parasites! Who let the vet in?
5 January 2013
- sip - Hmmmmm - slurk - This hot chocolate needs something. - snap! - Much better.
6 January 2013
We should travel and see the world. Okay... - How about this?... - We walk to the window and look out.
7 January 2013
Okay, Odie, when I give the signal, you distract Jon. I'll grab his food, and we'll meet back here to split the booty. Got it? - - Okay, you stand here and slobber. I'll order a pizza.
8 January 2013
May I borrow the steak sauce? - I thought you weren't a fan of steak sauce. - I'm not. Odie's chewing up your slippers.
9 January 2013
Hey, nice suit! See, Garfield? - I really like it. I DO have good taste. - C'mon, make it light up! We should go shopping now.
10 January 2013
Liz, could you be getting more beautiful every day? - How sweet of you to say that! But I don't think so. - Yeah, you're probably right. Run, Jon! Run!
11 January 2013
I'm not really sleepy. - Z - But I AM a professional cat.
12 January 2013
- - pat pat pat pat pat pat - DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG - -
13 January 2013
Today I'm going to go with the flow. - Come on, world! Whatever happens, happens! - That is, if you can find me.
14 January 2013
15 January 2013
- SIGN - That seemed unnecessary.
16 January 2013
Milk... - Some people read expiration dates. - And some don't.
17 January 2013
Tell me about your feelings, Jon. My what? - Feelings. Um... - So I pretended to faint. That's a conversation stopper.
18 January 2013
How do I smell, Garfield? - I put on a whole bottle of pine-scented cologne! - sniff sniff sniff sniff This won't end well.
19 January 2013
ZIP - Garfield, they say as you age, life speeds up. - Whoa, look! I'm over here already! - Now I'm in the kitchen! - Now I'm BAK! - NOW I'M IN THE BACKYARD!!! - click
20 January 2013
I bought new curtains, Garfield. - They're for people with pets. - Pre-shredded. Well, that just saps all the joy out of life.
21 January 2013
Garfield, I lost my phone! - I feel so isolated... - And I like it! This must have been how cavemen felt.
22 January 2013
Nothing to eat around here except dog biscuits. - Oh, well, things could be worse, I guess... - LIKE NO MILK!
23 January 2013
Isn't this better than watching TV in a stuffy room? - This is reality! - Ummm...so it's like a documentary? It's called "outside"!
24 January 2013
When I was in school, I once annoyed an old gypsy woman. - She put a curse on me. - She said I would never get a date to the prom. What a waste of a perfectly good curse.
25 January 2013
Garfield, you would look adorable with some ribbon in your hair. Excuse mse. . OW! - What was that? I clawed Jon.
26 January 2013
- Garfield! Odie! Liz and I would like to be ALONE. - Outside! Shoo! - SLAM! - -
27 January 2013
I can't make up my mind. - Should I do nothing? - Or start to do something and then quit?
28 January 2013
How can I go on like this? - We're having pizza for dinner. - THAT'S how!
29 January 2013
ZIP - I'm a turtle. - ZIP But not a very good one.
30 January 2013
- Meow - I'm taking the day off.
31 January 2013