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Garfield

Garfield, I'm taking the personal-hygiene pledge. I promise to brush my teeth every day. Even if I'm not going anywhere. This is a cult, right?

1 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

We should simplify our lives. Z Z I should simplify my life.

2 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

I wonder, Garfield... Will anyone remember me when I'm gone? You're still here?

3 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Jon, I have made a big decision. I've decided to retire. Go away. I need a villa.

4 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Hi, Garfield! Hey, as long as I'm here... Let's check for parasites! Who let the vet in?

5 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

sip Hmmmmm slurk This hot chocolate needs something. snap! Much better.

6 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

We should travel and see the world. Okay... How about this?... We walk to the window and look out.

7 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Odie, when I give the signal, you distract Jon. I'll grab his food, and we'll meet back here to split the booty. Got it? Okay, you stand here and slobber. I'll order a pizza.

8 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

May I borrow the steak sauce? I thought you weren't a fan of steak sauce. I'm not. Odie's chewing up your slippers.

9 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Hey, nice suit! See, Garfield? I really like it. I DO have good taste. C'mon, make it light up! We should go shopping now.

10 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Liz, could you be getting more beautiful every day? How sweet of you to say that! But I don't think so. Yeah, you're probably right. Run, Jon! Run!

11 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

I'm not really sleepy. Z But I AM a professional cat.

12 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat pat pat pat DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG -

13 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Today I'm going to go with the flow. Come on, world! Whatever happens, happens! That is, if you can find me.

14 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

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15 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

SIGN That seemed unnecessary.

16 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Milk... Some people read expiration dates. And some don't.

17 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Tell me about your feelings, Jon. My what? Feelings. Um... So I pretended to faint. That's a conversation stopper.

18 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

How do I smell, Garfield? I put on a whole bottle of pine-scented cologne! sniff sniff sniff sniff This won't end well.

19 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

ZIP Garfield, they say as you age, life speeds up. Whoa, look! I'm over here already! Now I'm in the kitchen! Now I'm BAK! NOW I'M IN THE BACKYARD!!! click

20 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

I bought new curtains, Garfield. They're for people with pets. Pre-shredded. Well, that just saps all the joy out of life.

21 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I lost my phone! I feel so isolated... And I like it! This must have been how cavemen felt.

22 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Nothing to eat around here except dog biscuits. Oh, well, things could be worse, I guess... LIKE NO MILK!

23 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Isn't this better than watching TV in a stuffy room? This is reality! Ummm...so it's like a documentary? It's called "outside"!

24 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

When I was in school, I once annoyed an old gypsy woman. She put a curse on me. She said I would never get a date to the prom. What a waste of a perfectly good curse.

25 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you would look adorable with some ribbon in your hair. Excuse mse. . OW! What was that? I clawed Jon.

26 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Odie! Liz and I would like to be ALONE. Outside! Shoo! SLAM! -

27 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

I can't make up my mind. Should I do nothing? Or start to do something and then quit?

28 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

How can I go on like this? We're having pizza for dinner. THAT'S how!

29 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

ZIP I'm a turtle. ZIP But not a very good one.

30 January 2013
 


 
Garfield

Meow I'm taking the day off.

31 January 2013
 




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