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Garfield

I went to the doctor today. He told me to lose a few pounds. How about a little sympathy, here? I'm weeping on the inside.

1 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Okay, so we both got on a diet. We'll encourage each other. Any supportive thoughts? YEAH! LET'S EAT!

2 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Know what's good about dieting, Garfield? You walk down the street... And people yell "Hey there, slender person!" It must be some scret society!

3 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

I bought a new scale, Garfield. It doesn't need batteries. It's solar powered! Hello, Fatso. I must blot out the sun.

4 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

You've been on a diet for a week, Garfield. And you've gained three pounds. Care to explain? I ate the diet book.

5 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Oh, I know that look, you're up to something, aren't you? Either that, or you've already done it, and it's probably something HORRIBLE, too. Something horrible and shocking that I'm likely to find by accident any MINUTE now! -YAAAAAAAH!! That was fun...

6 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

I could climb you. And there's nothing you can do about it! Unfortunately...

7 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Oh, look, the cat's stuck in a tree. Aw, poor kitty. Let's peck his fingers. No! Let's tickle him! Or grease the limb! Or saw it off! Shouldn't you be migrating?

8 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

poink Quitter!

9 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Leaves... Rake... Cover the rake with the leaves.

10 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Liz, I lied about my past. Actually, I've had thousands of girlfriends. Okay, I'm still lying! And the hole gets deeper.

11 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, THIS is a scratching post. You dig your claws in... And go like this! If you don't want me to use your nail file, just say so.

12 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

I had a dream about us last night, Garfield. We were having a picnic, eating sanwiches in a beautiful forest glen... When suddenly, a huge bear jumped out and attacked us! Than you sprang in to cation, fought him off with your barepaws, swept me into you

13 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

YAWN I'm tired. I stayed up too late last afternoon.

14 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

You are not the pool. Look! Tiny lounge chairs!

15 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Dog Kisses $1.00 Towels $2.00

16 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Ah, family heirlooms. As the eldest son... I now wear the family hat. Do you know where that thing has been?

17 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

I like Liz. She's kind, considerate... And has long fingernails.

18 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Welcome to "Teen Polka Party"! ** ** * There's no one on the set. Another generation lost.

19 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

|||| |||| ||| || | yawn Time to recharge.

20 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

It's a rainy monday morning. However, I'm a cat and I don't have to get out of bed. Don't hate me.

21 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

It's been a tough day, Garfield. But remember my motto... "Ninjas never cry". Their cats, on the other hand...

22 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Odie is angry with me. Take my word for it.

23 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

I'm feeling down, Pooky. Any words of encouragement? No? Pooky's just "there".

24 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Remember when we met, Liz? Yes. Let's re-create that moment. Hi, I'm Jon. You're standing on my foot.

25 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Gee, isn't this lovely. A cat hair in my soup! What could be worse?! My hairnet?

26 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

I'm cute, and you're not. Is that so? I can be just as cute as you, Nermal. Oh, yeah? Prove it. Just watch me. AWWWWWWWWWWW Poor dear, did you eat a sick mouse? You were saying? Go choke on a rainbow.

27 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Give my creature LIFE! ...GIVE MY CREATURE LIFE!!! Monster movie? Man trying to wake a cat.

28 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Count Dracula, table for one? Right this way, please... Would you like to see a neck list? No, zenk you. He's a regular.

29 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

Arrrrr... ROOOO! We should never have let Odie watch that werewolf movie.

30 October 2013
 


 
Garfield

The vampire cat sleeps all day. He also sleeps at night. Z They're not really that dangerous.

31 October 2013
 




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