I went to the doctor today. - He told me to lose a few pounds. - How about a little sympathy, here? I'm weeping on the inside.
1 October 2013
Okay, so we both got on a diet. - We'll encourage each other. - Any supportive thoughts? YEAH! LET'S EAT!
2 October 2013
Know what's good about dieting, Garfield? - You walk down the street... - And people yell "Hey there, slender person!" It must be some scret society!
3 October 2013
I bought a new scale, Garfield. - It doesn't need batteries. - It's solar powered! Hello, Fatso. I must blot out the sun.
4 October 2013
You've been on a diet for a week, Garfield. - And you've gained three pounds. - Care to explain? I ate the diet book.
5 October 2013
- Oh, I know that look, you're up to something, aren't you? - Either that, or you've already done it, and it's probably something HORRIBLE, too. - Something horrible and shocking that I'm likely to find by accident any MINUTE now! -
6 October 2013
I could climb you. - And there's nothing you can do about it! - Unfortunately...
7 October 2013
Oh, look, the cat's stuck in a tree. Aw, poor kitty. - Let's peck his fingers. No! Let's tickle him! - Or grease the limb! Or saw it off! Shouldn't you be migrating?
8 October 2013
- poink - Quitter!
9 October 2013
Leaves... - Rake... - Cover the rake with the leaves.
10 October 2013
Liz, I lied about my past. - Actually, I've had thousands of girlfriends. - Okay, I'm still lying! And the hole gets deeper.
11 October 2013
Garfield, THIS is a scratching post. - You dig your claws in... - And go like this! If you don't want me to use your nail file, just say so.
12 October 2013
- I had a dream about us last night, Garfield. - We were having a picnic, eating sanwiches in a beautiful forest glen... - When suddenly, a huge bear jumped out and attacked us! - Than you sprang in to cation, fought him off with your bare
13 October 2013
YAWN - I'm tired. - I stayed up too late last afternoon.
14 October 2013
- - You are not the pool. Look! Tiny lounge chairs!
15 October 2013
Dog Kisses $1.00 - - Towels $2.00
16 October 2013
Ah, family heirlooms. - As the eldest son... - I now wear the family hat. Do you know where that thing has been?
17 October 2013
I like Liz. - She's kind, considerate... - And has long fingernails.
18 October 2013
Welcome to "Teen Polka Party"! - ** ** * - There's no one on the set. Another generation lost.
19 October 2013
|||| - |||| - ||| - || - | - yawn - Time to recharge.
20 October 2013
It's a rainy monday morning. - However, I'm a cat and I don't have to get out of bed. - Don't hate me.
21 October 2013
It's been a tough day, Garfield. - But remember my motto... - "Ninjas never cry". Their cats, on the other hand...
22 October 2013
Odie is angry with me. - - Take my word for it.
23 October 2013
I'm feeling down, Pooky. Any words of encouragement? - No? - Pooky's just "there".
24 October 2013
Remember when we met, Liz? Yes. - Let's re-create that moment. - Hi, I'm Jon. You're standing on my foot.
25 October 2013
Gee, isn't this lovely. - A cat hair in my soup! - What could be worse?! My hairnet?
26 October 2013
I'm cute, and you're not. Is that so? - I can be just as cute as you, Nermal. - Oh, yeah? Prove it. Just watch me. - - AWWWWWWWWWWW - Poor dear, did you eat a sick mouse? - You were saying? Go choke on a rainbow.
27 October 2013
Give my creature LIFE! - ...GIVE MY CREATURE LIFE!!! - Monster movie? Man trying to wake a cat.
28 October 2013
Count Dracula, table for one? - Right this way, please... - Would you like to see a neck list? No, zenk you. He's a regular.
29 October 2013
- Arrrrr... - ROOOO! We should never have let Odie watch that werewolf movie.
30 October 2013
The vampire cat sleeps all day. - He also sleeps at night. Z - They're not really that dangerous.
31 October 2013