Do you believe in ghosts? - WHERE?! - I mean, no. No, I don't. Ask him about his 23 nightlights.
1 November 2013
The moon is full and hair is growing on my body! - Hair in my ears! Up my nose! - What's happening to me?! "Curse of the middle-aged man"...
2 November 2013
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3 November 2013
It's cold, windy and raining outside. - - Outside is stupid.
4 November 2013
Modern technology is a wondrous thing. - I've forgotten how to turn the computer on! - But it will never replace good old-fashoined dumb.
5 November 2013
!FRA -!FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA !FRA - !FRA !FRA !FRA Odie, stop barking at the mirror.
6 November 2013
The mice wanted to go camping. - AIEEE!! - I said they could stay in Jon's slippers.
7 November 2013
Let's go do something, tonight. - Okay. - You'll have to stare off into space yourself. I'll manage.
8 November 2013
- You miss a lot of things. - A lot of things miss me.
9 November 2013
10 November 2013
Garfield, let's make the most of this day. - Let's live it to the fullest. - Let's open the curtains! Jon! There's sunshine out there!
11 November 2013
I'll have a Happy Burger. - And the fat lady in the fur coat? - DONK
12 November 2013
HUNGRY CAT! - Oh, man, am I glad that he's... - THIRSTY DOG!
13 November 2013
Garfield, we're in a rut. - We need to spice things up. - I'm changing our name to Roscoe! Claw time.
14 November 2013
Some men look good in hats. - - I wonder what she meant by that. Some men would know.
15 November 2013
Garfield, let's see if we can communicate. - Concentrate and focus! - I'm sensing relaxation... Z
16 November 2013
*** - *** - * - You have three new messages. - First message: - squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak - I am ALWAYS losing that thing! GARFIELD! Found it.
17 November 2013
Pets are supposed to amuse, Garfield. That's an ugly rumor. - You do not amuse. - You'd better start. You want amusement? Get a monkey.
18 November 2013
Have you ever taken a good, hard look at yourself? - - I said... Hang on.
19 November 2013
Hi, I'm a plump little chipmunk! - Would you like to play? - I like to roll in mustard! Is this a sting operation?
20 November 2013
Here's a good saying, Garfield. - "Failure is not an optin". True that. - Around here it's a way of life.
21 November 2013
Liz, why do you love me? - I have my reasons. - My ninja skills? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!
22 November 2013
Jon's depressed. - He feels alone and scorned... - Nobody will jam with me. AND for good reason.
23 November 2013
growlll - I'm hungry. - Are you hungry? - Me? Hungry? - Wow, that's a toughie... - Yessiree, that's a real stumper, that is. - Gosh, let me think... Thank you, Captain Sarcasm.
24 November 2013
Good morning, Mr. Grumpy. - Nothing you can do can spoil my good mood today. - * DING! Is that the toaster? Your slippers are done.
25 November 2013
Yes, I have a cat. - Yes, he's big and orange. - Yes ,he's wearing a necklace made out of canary feathers! In some cultures this signifies a rite of passage.
26 November 2013
I'm back from the store, Garfield. - Let's see...I got milk...eggs...bread... - And a ninja outfit! And people wonder why the economy is bad.
27 November 2013
I remember family holidays. - Uncle Joe would do his magic act. - He made the fruitcake disappear. No great loss there.
28 November 2013
Jon, why are you staring at me? - I can't take my eyes of you, Liz. - Could you at least blink? That's the way I stare at strawberry shortcake.
29 November 2013
Garfield, you look depresse. - Pondering a life unfulfilled? Yes. - I've never eaten a pelican.
30 November 2013