Sigh... - You haven't played with me in a long time. - You USED to bat me around all day long...now you just IGNORE me! - Oh, please... Well, *I* know when I'm not wanted! - I'm going home to my mother! - ...mother? -
1 December 2013
2 December 2013
Doc Boy and I were crazy teenagers. - We used to drag race. - I painted flames on the tractor! Cool, yet pathetic.
3 December 2013
- WHIRRRRR - Enough with the hair dryer wars! Victory is mine!
4 December 2013
Garfield, we are prepared. - Ready for any disaster. - We have enough egg salad to last for years! I love disasters!
5 December 2013
My aunt Orpha used to say, "Christmas comes but once a year". - Then she'd say, "never get under the mistletoe with a molting chicken". - Then she'd play the spoons on her forehead. Aunt Orpha was a few walnuts shy of a fruitcake.
6 December 2013
"It was a stormy night..." - - There aren't any pictures. Is there a remote?
7 December 2013
- Garfield! Odie! Get in here! - We're taking our Christmas card photo... - And we want everyone in it! - - The pizza guy? He's like family.
8 December 2013
I got my Christmas tree, Liz. It's covered with sticky sap. - Good, that means it's freshly cut. Where did you put it? - Right now it's in the kitchen. Pass the cream, pine boy.
9 December 2013
- - Bring on the candy canes!
10 December 2013
Okay, I'll proofread your letter to Santa! - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - It's a little repetitious, isn't it? But it drives the point home, though. Don't you think?
11 December 2013
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12 December 2013
Your Christmas lights look great, Jon! Thanks! - And I only fell off the ladder TWICE this year! - Our little boy is growing up.
13 December 2013
* Fa-la-la-la-laaaaah, la-la-lah- - SMACK - I was TOLD there would be flies and cocoa!
14 December 2013
Garfield - - - shake shake shake shake - - No Peeking - Did you find my decoy? Well played, Arbuckle.
15 December 2013
Garfield, your letter to Santa is deplorable! - It's full of half-truths and outright lies! What?! - How'd a half-truth get in there?!
16 December 2013
Did you ask Santa to bring you anything, Jon? - Oh, YEAH! - We just got an e-mail from Jon's girlfriend. Cancel the leisure suit.
17 December 2013
...you be good now, Sonny, and I'll remember what you asked for! Thanks, Spider Claus! - Ho! Ho! Ho! ...next! -
18 December 2013
All right, I've hidden your present again. - And THIS time I've... - STOP THAT! under the bed...how cliche.
19 December 2013
Why don't you hide Garfield's present on top of your exercise machine? He'd NEVER look there. - - The thing you hang your shirts on. Oh, THAT!
20 December 2013
Yes, mom, I guess you could say that Liz and I are serious. - How serious? - She makes me clean my house. Somebody book a chapel!
21 December 2013
- Dec. 18 ** * I - Dec. 19 ** * II - Dec. 20 ** * III - Dec. 21 ** * *IIII* - Dec. 22 ** * *|||||* - Hey, I LIKE that Christmas song!
22 December 2013
23 December 2013
- X - AAAAGGGHH slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
24 December 2013
Merry Christmas, Jon! Merry Christmas, Odie! - Where's Garfield? Merry Christmas, me!
25 December 2013
Exercise is a great way to stay warm. - That's true... - This works, too.
26 December 2013
I think our dish should be done now...let's check the oven. - - 60-inch, high-definition lasagna. Towel, please.
27 December 2013
Winter is nice. - The snow...the crisp air... - My socks are wet. Let the whining season begin!
28 December 2013
- pat pat pat pat pat pat - AWWWWWWW - AWWWWWWW - AWWWWWWW - Even my snowman is cuter than yours. It it not! - AWWWWWWW
29 December 2013
- Lovable pet coming through. - You forgot to purr. I'll mail it to you.
30 December 2013
There comes a time when you have to assess yourself... - I'm awesome! - I should have done that years ago.
31 December 2013