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Garfield

Sigh... You haven't played with me in a long time. You USED to bat me around all day long...now you just IGNORE me! Oh, please... Well, *I* know when I'm not wanted! I'm going home to my mother! ...mother? -

1 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

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2 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Doc Boy and I were crazy teenagers. We used to drag race. I painted flames on the tractor! Cool, yet pathetic.

3 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

WHIRRRRR Enough with the hair dryer wars! Victory is mine!

4 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, we are prepared. Ready for any disaster. We have enough egg salad to last for years! I love disasters!

5 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

My aunt Orpha used to say, "Christmas comes but once a year". Then she'd say, "never get under the mistletoe with a molting chicken". Then she'd play the spoons on her forehead. Aunt Orpha was a few walnuts shy of a fruitcake.

6 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

"It was a stormy night..." There aren't any pictures. Is there a remote?

7 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! Odie! Get in here! We're taking our Christmas card photo... And we want everyone in it! The pizza guy? He's like family.

8 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

I got my Christmas tree, Liz. It's covered with sticky sap. Good, that means it's freshly cut. Where did you put it? Right now it's in the kitchen. Pass the cream, pine boy.

9 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Bring on the candy canes!

10 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Okay, I'll proofread your letter to Santa! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! It's a little repetitious, isn't it? But it drives the point home, though. Don't you think?

11 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

xvlpdiuangepwjkud<#zhdaiow;hefgbelr(jhlSdbbaceiu% send How cute. He thinks he's writing a letter to Santa. One squeaky bone!

12 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Your Christmas lights look great, Jon! Thanks! And I only fell off the ladder TWICE this year! Our little boy is growing up.

13 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

* Fa-la-la-la-laaaaah, la-la-lah SMACK I was TOLD there would be flies and cocoa!

14 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield shake shake shake shake No Peeking Did you find my decoy? Well played, Arbuckle.

15 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, your letter to Santa is deplorable! It's full of half-truths and outright lies! What?! How'd a half-truth get in there?!

16 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Did you ask Santa to bring you anything, Jon? Oh, YEAH! We just got an e-mail from Jon's girlfriend. Cancel the leisure suit.

17 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

...you be good now, Sonny, and I'll remember what you asked for! Thanks, Spider Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho! ...next! -

18 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

All right, I've hidden your present again. And THIS time I've... STOP THAT! under the bed...how cliche.

19 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Why don't you hide Garfield's present on top of your exercise machine? He'd NEVER look there. The thing you hang your shirts on. Oh, THAT!

20 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Yes, mom, I guess you could say that Liz and I are serious. How serious? She makes me clean my house. Somebody book a chapel!

21 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Dec. 18 ** * I Dec. 19 ** * II Dec. 20 ** * III Dec. 21 ** * *IIII* Dec. 22 ** * *|||||* Hey, I LIKE that Christmas song!

22 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

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23 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

X AAAAGGGHH slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

24 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Merry Christmas, Jon! Merry Christmas, Odie! Where's Garfield? Merry Christmas, me!

25 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Exercise is a great way to stay warm. That's true... This works, too.

26 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

I think our dish should be done now...let's check the oven. 60-inch, high-definition lasagna. Towel, please.

27 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Winter is nice. The snow...the crisp air... My socks are wet. Let the whining season begin!

28 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

pat pat pat pat pat pat AWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW Even my snowman is cuter than yours. It it not! AWWWWWWW

29 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

Lovable pet coming through. You forgot to purr. I'll mail it to you.

30 December 2013
 


 
Garfield

There comes a time when you have to assess yourself... I'm awesome! I should have done that years ago.

31 December 2013
 




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