Liz canceled our date. And I'd already made dinner reservations. Forget it! I'll pretty up.
1 February 2013
I have built a perfect scale model replica of the parthenon. It took days... ...probably shouldn't have made it out of chocolate.
2 February 2013
And now back to our game. Okay, Larry, here's your bonus-round question... Can you identify this sound? *PWOINK* Huh BOY, that sounds familiar. PWOINK
3 February 2013
I tell you all my troubles, Garfield... And the problem is that you can't interact. Not so, Jon. The problem is that I don't care.
4 February 2013
My gums hurt. FINALLY! SOME EXCITEMENT!!!
5 February 2013
Yes, I need to see the dentist. Jon Arbuckle. Yes, "the screamer". Dear Blog:
6 February 2013
Teeth whitener. You're burning my retinas.
7 February 2013
Hey there, beautiful. What?!...oh, I'm sorry. Wrong number. That was Bob the Butcher. Way to ruin our bacon connection!
8 February 2013
I want to set a good example. BURP! So everyone please lower your standards.
9 February 2013
* beedle beedle beedle Jon, how about going out for dinner tonight? Liz Sure! Sounds great! tic tic tic itc Let's go to that Italian place. They have the BEST lasagna. Good choice! Ho, Jon! It's me! Did I leave my phone here?...and huge doggie bags! Uh-oh
10 February 2013
Liz makes my heart pound. And makes me sweaty and weak in the knees. I think it's love. Or malaria.
11 February 2013
Know what you should never do? Stuff popcorn in your ears. Good advice. Huh?
12 February 2013
Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows I'm alive. I mean, do I really exist? Did you hear something, Garfield? She's good for him.
13 February 2013
I love being with you, Liz. Why, thank you. I'm so happy. Me too. Would it be inappropriate to break into song? Yes.
14 February 2013
Jon and I went out tonight, Garfield. He danced. Sorry you had to see that.
15 February 2013
I was thinking about us, Jon. Wondering what the future holds. Yeah! Maybe we'll have ice cream! Can I get in on this?!
16 February 2013
It's too bad that we don't have a butler. He could answer the door. He could serve us our meals. He could call us "Sir". But it'll never happen. Right, Garfield? That's "sir" to you.
17 February 2013
Z Z I shaved my eyebrows! I hate mondays.
18 February 2013
You look a little down, Garfield. Maybe it's time foooor... OOO! EEE! OOO! EEE! OOO! EEE! Yes, folks, the happy monkey dance.
19 February 2013
I can't wait till friday. I have a date with Liz! Is it friday yet?! Where did I put the tranquilizer darts?
20 February 2013
What a great morning, Garfield. I feel like I can conquer the world! I rule! Said the man in the Happy Pony pajamas.
21 February 2013
Know what I like about you, Jon? My exceptional flossing? The way I can cross just one eye? You're different.
22 February 2013
Here, Odie, you forgot your suitcase. You also forgot to leave.
23 February 2013
Would you like a donut, Liz? I'd LOVE one. But I really shouldn't. So you WOULD like a donut? Absolutely. But you don't WANT one? No! No, no, NO! Women. They're a mystery.
24 February 2013
Gonna sneeze. WAH-CHOO! Good one.
25 February 2013
In the future, cats will ruke the world. Still.
26 February 2013
"Dear ask a dog..." "How come you're so slow?" Signed, "Squirrel in the backyard". YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!
27 February 2013
Great news, Garfield! I'm writing a polka opera! Not enough cotton in the world!
28 February 2013