Liz thinks I'm sweet. - Of course she does. - It's because he's as bright as a powdered donut.
1 March 2013
Cats know life. - - That's why we avoid it.
2 March 2013
- Liz, I think Garfield has a little cabin fever. - I think we all get that this time of year, Jon. - Besides, how bad could it be? - AAAAAAAAGGG - GGGGGHHHHHH - Wanna come over? Sure, how does june sound?
3 March 2013
I'm so happy! - I have a girlfriend, a faithful dog, and a... - Now I'm depressed. Maybe fixing lunch for your cat will cheer you up.
4 March 2013
- - Did you have your dinner? I'm considering it.
5 March 2013
Why do I do this, you ask? BOOT! - GLRRD - I'm a fan of funny noises.
6 March 2013
There goes Mrs. Feeny with her poor cat on a leash. - Is there anything sadder? - Except maybe the matching outfits!
7 March 2013
Who wants a cat treat? - Garfield? - How about you? Ask Jon.
8 March 2013
I have sophisticated tastes. - GULP - That was food.
9 March 2013
Ahhh... - It's sunday, Garfield! Today I'm not going to do ANYthing...just like you. - * RIIMNG - Hi, Jon, it's Liz. - Hi, Liz! - Want to do something today? Sure! I'll be right over! - SLAP! Rookie.
10 March 2013
I believe in making plans. - Lots and lots of plans. - Shouldn't you be doing something? Can't you see I'm busy?
11 March 2013
RRRRR - You're wearing booties. - My toesies are cold. I can't let you bark at me today.
12 March 2013
I'm reevaluating things, Garfield. - What's really important? Okay... - Is it my rugged good looks? Or your vivid imagination?
13 March 2013
Good morning, Garfield. - You were sleepwalking last night. - Doinf ballet moves. Must have been the swan I ate.
14 March 2013
I wrote a love song for Liz. - It's called "I'll stay with you forever... - ...even if you try to lose me in a shopping mall". Based on a true story.
15 March 2013
"Nothing ventured... - no effort expended". - Cat wisdom.
16 March 2013
Sigh - - SIIIIIGH - There, there, Garfield... - I know you miss it...we all do. - Just hang in there, pal. It'll be back again before you know it! - Spring? The ice cream truck.
17 March 2013
A cat can have fun with just a piec of string. - - Not this piece of string, however.
18 March 2013
Odie's burying his bone. I have a bad feeling. - Wait, I didn't give him a bone. A really bad feeling. - And where's the remote? A really, REALLY bad feeling.
19 March 2013
Look at the pretty spring flowers, Garfield. - They whisper happy thoughts to us. - Spring is disturbing.
20 March 2013
It's a sunny day. - No wind, perfect temperature... - Why the long face? There is nothing to complain about.
21 March 2013
Big date with Liz tonight! - And in case there's a lull in conversation... - Puppets! That should raise the creepy factor.
22 March 2013
Gee hee hee hee hee - GOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! GAA! BWAH! HAW! HAW! HAW! - You are watching the Laughing Baby Channel. This always cheers me up.
23 March 2013
- SLURK! SLURK! SLURRRRK! - SLUUUUUUUUUUU - UUUUUUUUUUUUU - UUURRRRRRRRRRR - RRRRRRKKK - OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BUY MORE LEMONADE!! And another bendy straw. This one is all slurked out.
24 March 2013
Z - Z - I gave myself a wedgie getting dressed this morning. I hate mondays.
25 March 2013
The garden is a success! - I think I'll call him "Ed". - OR not. He didn't mean it, "Loretta".
26 March 2013
Odie is a nice dog. - He licks my face. - You never lick my face. I hardly know you.
27 March 2013
Don't mess with me, cat. I brought a bodyguard with me today. - Say hello to Bernie. - Bernie? Yo.
28 March 2013
Liz, I feel like doing manly things today. - Like eating junk food and watching sports! - We're going shopping. Manly shopping, no doubt.
29 March 2013
Sir? - Sir?! - YES! YES! I'LL HAVE FRIES! Oh, the pressure.
30 March 2013
munch munch munch - Welcome back to "When Wildlife Snaps!" - Here we see a hungry bear approaching a camper... - Who forgot to keep his food in a high, safe place. munch munch - RAAWRRR! AIYEE! - - munch munch munch
31 March 2013