Liz thinks I'm sweet. Of course she does. It's because he's as bright as a powdered donut.
1 March 2013
Cats know life. That's why we avoid it.
2 March 2013
Liz, I think Garfield has a little cabin fever. I think we all get that this time of year, Jon. Besides, how bad could it be? AAAAAAAAGGG GGGGGHHHHHH Wanna come over? Sure, how does june sound?
3 March 2013
I'm so happy! I have a girlfriend, a faithful dog, and a... Now I'm depressed. Maybe fixing lunch for your cat will cheer you up.
4 March 2013
Did you have your dinner? I'm considering it.
5 March 2013
Why do I do this, you ask? BOOT! GLRRD I'm a fan of funny noises. FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP LAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FL LAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFL PFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP What's it like out there? March.
6 March 2013
There goes Mrs. Feeny with her poor cat on a leash. Is there anything sadder? Except maybe the matching outfits!
7 March 2013
Who wants a cat treat? Garfield? How about you? Ask Jon.
8 March 2013
I have sophisticated tastes. GULP That was food.
9 March 2013
Ahhh... It's sunday, Garfield! Today I'm not going to do ANYthing...just like you. * RIIMNG Hi, Jon, it's Liz. Hi, Liz! Want to do something today? Sure! I'll be right over! SLAP! Rookie.
10 March 2013
I believe in making plans. Lots and lots of plans. Shouldn't you be doing something? Can't you see I'm busy?
11 March 2013
RRRRR You're wearing booties. My toesies are cold. I can't let you bark at me today.
12 March 2013
I'm reevaluating things, Garfield. What's really important? Okay... Is it my rugged good looks? Or your vivid imagination?
13 March 2013
Good morning, Garfield. You were sleepwalking last night. Doinf ballet moves. Must have been the swan I ate.
14 March 2013
I wrote a love song for Liz. It's called "I'll stay with you forever... ...even if you try to lose me in a shopping mall". Based on a true story.
15 March 2013
"Nothing ventured... no effort expended". Cat wisdom.
16 March 2013
Sigh SIIIIIGH There, there, Garfield... I know you miss it...we all do. Just hang in there, pal. It'll be back again before you know it! Spring? The ice cream truck.
17 March 2013
A cat can have fun with just a piec of string. Not this piece of string, however.
18 March 2013
Odie's burying his bone. I have a bad feeling. Wait, I didn't give him a bone. A really bad feeling. And where's the remote? A really, REALLY bad feeling.
19 March 2013
Look at the pretty spring flowers, Garfield. They whisper happy thoughts to us. Spring is disturbing.
20 March 2013
It's a sunny day. No wind, perfect temperature... Why the long face? There is nothing to complain about.
21 March 2013
Big date with Liz tonight! And in case there's a lull in conversation... Puppets! That should raise the creepy factor.
22 March 2013
Gee hee hee hee hee GOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO! GAA! BWAH! HAW! HAW! HAW! You are watching the Laughing Baby Channel. This always cheers me up.
23 March 2013
SLURK! SLURK! SLURRRRK! SLUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU UUURRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRKKK OKAY! OKAY! I'LL BUY MORE LEMONADE!! And another bendy straw. This one is all slurked out.
24 March 2013
Z Z I gave myself a wedgie getting dressed this morning. I hate mondays.
25 March 2013
The garden is a success! I think I'll call him "Ed". OR not. He didn't mean it, "Loretta".
26 March 2013
Odie is a nice dog. He licks my face. You never lick my face. I hardly know you.
27 March 2013
Don't mess with me, cat. I brought a bodyguard with me today. Say hello to Bernie. Bernie? Yo.
28 March 2013
Liz, I feel like doing manly things today. Like eating junk food and watching sports! We're going shopping. Manly shopping, no doubt.
29 March 2013
Sir? Sir?! YES! YES! I'LL HAVE FRIES! Oh, the pressure.
30 March 2013
munch munch munch Welcome back to "When Wildlife Snaps!" Here we see a hungry bear approaching a camper... Who forgot to keep his food in a high, safe place. munch munch RAAWRRR! AIYEE! munch munch munch
31 March 2013