- STEP JUST A LITTLE CLOSER - That can't be anything good.
1 April 2013
"If space aliens were to invade earth, they could take the form of animals." - - Have you come in peace? Take me to your refrigerator.
2 April 2013
You cats are spooky, Garfield. - Some say you can read minds. - Well, not with my brain-wave blocking helmet, buddy boy! Now for my escape...
3 April 2013
Why dogs bury bones is a mystery. - - Why they dig them back up is an even bigger mystery.
4 April 2013
The computer is a wonderful thing. - For instance... - If I turn it off, I can see an excellent refelction of myself.
5 April 2013
I never made it to my date with Liz. - The wind was against me. - Liz is one lucky woman.
6 April 2013
WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! - HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! - - WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! - HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE - "Finicky Eating Habits of the Cat" - WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! pound pound pound
7 April 2013
- - Cat push-ups.
8 April 2013
Garfield, it's time. - Time to clean the kitchen. - The cockroaches are wearing party hats. Lot of birthdays today.
9 April 2013
BARK! - Whoa. That was perfect! One bark? One lousy bark?! - No way to improve on that one... You're going to take a nap, aren't you?
10 April 2013
A great meal...a nap...can life get better? - BURP! - Okay...NOW can life get better?
11 April 2013
Liz and I are leaving, Garfield. - Garfield? - That's strange. I can't lift the picnic basket. Oh, Jon...
12 April 2013
Madam Gortez Fortune-Telling? - Can you tell me what my future holds? - Z Hey, wake up! She's good.
13 April 2013
tappity tappity tappity tappity - tappity tappity tappity tappity - tappity tappity tappity tappity - tappity tappity tappity tappity - tappity tappity tappity tappity - tappity tappity tappity tappity - I gotta stop drinking coffee after
14 April 2013
I should get up. - Will I? Won't I? - Savor the suspense, people.
15 April 2013
Learning is its own reward. - Seriously? - I found a dollar in a book once. Ah.
16 April 2013
Fetch the stick, Odie. - CLONK! OW! - Fetch the blame, Odie.
17 April 2013
I made toast. Do you want a slice? Sure. - Butter? Sure. - There's that weird face again.
18 April 2013
You seem down, Liz. - I'll bet I can make you smile. - I could fall off the roof! Again? Seen it.
19 April 2013
Liz and I dined by candlelight. - We gazed into each other's eyes. - Then my tie burst into flames. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
20 April 2013
- - - - - HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!! - ...and he's ALL yours!
21 April 2013
The world does not revolve around you. - You got that right, pal. - Because I told the world not to!
22 April 2013
No one ever listens to me. - Hello?! - They hung up... Self-esteem hotline.
23 April 2013
I've almost got you, cat! - Mailman! - Thank goodness for short attention spans. SQUIRREL!
24 April 2013
COUGH! COUGH! - Garfield! I was choking on a peanut, and you just sat there! - We have peanuts?!
25 April 2013
Who's going to say it first? - Okay, I declare a tie! - You BOTH love me!
26 April 2013
Good morning, Mister Butterfly... - THOT! - Good morning, Mister Truck.
27 April 2013
- - - - KONK -
28 April 2013
I was feeling blue. - But Jon fixed that. - Now I'm creeped out.
29 April 2013
Here's a letter from a man whose best friend is actually a cat! - He likes stamp collecting and plaid. - Tell me you didn't sign it. Look, he even signed his name!
30 April 2013