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Garfield

STEP JUST A LITTLE CLOSER That can't be anything good.

1 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

"If space aliens were to invade earth, they could take the form of animals." Have you come in peace? Take me to your refrigerator.

2 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

You cats are spooky, Garfield. Some say you can read minds. Well, not with my brain-wave blocking helmet, buddy boy! Now for my escape...

3 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Why dogs bury bones is a mystery. Why they dig them back up is an even bigger mystery.

4 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

The computer is a wonderful thing. For instance... If I turn it off, I can see an excellent refelction of myself.

5 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

I never made it to my date with Liz. The wind was against me. Liz is one lucky woman.

6 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE "Finicky Eating Habits of the Cat" WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! pound pound pound

7 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Cat push-ups.

8 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's time. Time to clean the kitchen. The cockroaches are wearing party hats. Lot of birthdays today.

9 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

BARK! Whoa. That was perfect! One bark? One lousy bark?! No way to improve on that one... You're going to take a nap, aren't you?

10 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

A great meal...a nap...can life get better? BURP! Okay...NOW can life get better?

11 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I are leaving, Garfield. Garfield? That's strange. I can't lift the picnic basket. Oh, Jon...

12 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Madam Gortez Fortune-Telling? Can you tell me what my future holds? Z Hey, wake up! She's good.

13 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity I gotta stop drinking coffee afterdinner!

14 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

I should get up. Will I? Won't I? Savor the suspense, people.

15 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Learning is its own reward. Seriously? I found a dollar in a book once. Ah.

16 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Fetch the stick, Odie. CLONK! OW! Fetch the blame, Odie.

17 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

I made toast. Do you want a slice? Sure. Butter? Sure. There's that weird face again.

18 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

You seem down, Liz. I'll bet I can make you smile. I could fall off the roof! Again? Seen it.

19 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Liz and I dined by candlelight. We gazed into each other's eyes. Then my tie burst into flames. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.

20 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

HELLO, MISTER SPRINGTIME!! ...and he's ALL yours!

21 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

The world does not revolve around you. You got that right, pal. Because I told the world not to!

22 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

No one ever listens to me. Hello?! They hung up... Self-esteem hotline.

23 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

I've almost got you, cat! Mailman! Thank goodness for short attention spans. SQUIRREL!

24 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

COUGH! COUGH! Garfield! I was choking on a peanut, and you just sat there! We have peanuts?!

25 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Who's going to say it first? Okay, I declare a tie! You BOTH love me!

26 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Good morning, Mister Butterfly... THOT! Good morning, Mister Truck.

27 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

KONK -

28 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

I was feeling blue. But Jon fixed that. Now I'm creeped out.

29 April 2013
 


 
Garfield

Here's a letter from a man whose best friend is actually a cat! He likes stamp collecting and plaid. Tell me you didn't sign it. Look, he even signed his name!

30 April 2013
 




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