- BOO! - Oh, real funny! Beware Of Do..---...
1 May 2013
Jon's trying his hand at gardening. - AIEEE! - LADYBUGS! - You knew the risks, man!
2 May 2013
I went shopping, Liz. - And I bought you a hat! Don't look at me... - IT's the Exctinct Species Collection! I dodn't make you date him, lady!
3 May 2013
Cats are natural hunters. - Lying in tall grass, waiting for prey... - ...tying to stay awake.
4 May 2013
I like to think of myself as smart. - Good for you. - I like to think of myself as skinny.
5 May 2013
Not a good morning, Garfield. - I tied my shoelaces together! - Now I have to take tiny steps! You're going to have to start paying me to live here.
6 May 2013
How would I describe Jon? - A daydreamer...kind..gentle... - ...loves gum.
7 May 2013
BEWARE OF THE DOG - TAKE ONE - BARK!
8 May 2013
...so he says, "that was no aardvark, that was my wife!" - boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! - Even the crickets are booing.
9 May 2013
Garfield, I feel refreshed! - I feel alive! - HOOOW ARE YOOOU? HUUUH? New mouthwash.
10 May 2013
First message...Jon, this is Liz. - I'm relly looking forward to our date. - Oh, yeah, and leave the accordio at home. Rats! She's good.
11 May 2013
- I found this in the back of the refrigerator. I wonder if it's any good. - Here, Odie. Try some. - MMMMMMMMMM - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - - Never use a dog as taste tester.
12 May 2013
Garfield, it's a beautiful day! - I'm putting you outside! - You can scamper about! Perhaps he's forgotten that cats have retractable claws?
13 May 2013
vroom! - vroom! - You aren't fooling anybody!
14 May 2013
Nope - Not here either. - Where is that stupid mower?! I found the paperboy.
15 May 2013
Bark! - That's it? ONE bark? - Yeah, but it was perfection. Hey, but I know lazy when I see it.
16 May 2013
Did you notice someone cleaned your kitchen? - Well?! - Elves DO exist!! Quick, Jon! To the escape pod!
17 May 2013
So, Liz, I'm thinking about laminating my stamp collection. - What do you think? - I thibk she hung up. LIKE AN HOUR AGO!
18 May 2013
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19 May 2013
The world would be a better place if spiders were in charge. - SMACK! - For starters, THERE WOULD BE LESS OF THIS!
20 May 2013
Say, if you're done with the paper... - I'd like to read the comics. - That was too obvious, wasn't it? Nice try, though.
21 May 2013
Got some news for you, cat. - You HAVE to be nice to us now... - We have a hostage! FIENDS!
22 May 2013
(burp) Ah, what a great meal. - You, had a big ol' juicy fly. - Love those body fluids. Hey! I'm eating here!
23 May 2013
COOKIES - Chocolate chip - A good scout is invaluable. On to the candy bowl.
24 May 2013
* - Don't you vets take some kind of OATH?!!
25 May 2013
COOKIES - - WOOP WOOP - - - WOOP WOOP - We're having some trust issues.
26 May 2013
Life is full of regrets, Garfield. How true. - Do you have any regrets? Yes, I do. - Maybe stealing food? Kicking Odie off the table? Squashing spiders? I never learned to type.
27 May 2013
I've invented the pie-cake-pie! - - Mmm. Not bad, although it's not quite as good as the cake-pie-cake!
28 May 2013
Oh, YUCK! - There's a tooth in my soup! - WE FOUND IT, SMILEY! I love happy endings.
29 May 2013
I have no energy, Garfield. - Maybe I should work out... - Or take a nap. Come to the dark side, Jon.
30 May 2013
You're easy to talk to, Liz. - I could talk to you for hours. - click Hello? It's not nice to threaten people, Jon.
31 May 2013