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Garfield

BOO! Oh, real funny! Beware Of Do.. -...

1 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Jon's trying his hand at gardening. AIEEE! LADYBUGS! You knew the risks, man!

2 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

I went shopping, Liz. And I bought you a hat! Don't look at me... IT's the Exctinct Species Collection! I dodn't make you date him, lady!

3 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Cats are natural hunters. Lying in tall grass, waiting for prey... ...tying to stay awake.

4 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

WARNING: BEWARE OF DOG WHO THINKS HE'S A LAPDOG WHOOMP -I like to think of myself as smart. Good for you. I like to think of myself as skinny.

5 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Not a good morning, Garfield. I tied my shoelaces together! Now I have to take tiny steps! You're going to have to start paying me to live here.

6 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

How would I describe Jon? A daydreamer...kind..gentle... ...loves gum.

7 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF THE DOG TAKE ONE BARK!

8 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

...so he says, "that was no aardvark, that was my wife!" boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! boo! Even the crickets are booing.

9 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I feel refreshed! I feel alive! HOOOW ARE YOOOU? HUUUH? New mouthwash.

10 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

First message...Jon, this is Liz. I'm relly looking forward to our date. Oh, yeah, and leave the accordio at home. Rats! She's good.

11 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

I found this in the back of the refrigerator. I wonder if it's any good. Here, Odie. Try some. MMMMMMMMMM mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Never use a dog as taste tester.

12 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, it's a beautiful day! I'm putting you outside! You can scamper about! Perhaps he's forgotten that cats have retractable claws?

13 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

vroom! vroom! You aren't fooling anybody!

14 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Nope Not here either. Where is that stupid mower?! I found the paperboy.

15 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Bark! That's it? ONE bark? Yeah, but it was perfection. Hey, but I know lazy when I see it.

16 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Did you notice someone cleaned your kitchen? Well?! Elves DO exist!! Quick, Jon! To the escape pod!

17 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

So, Liz, I'm thinking about laminating my stamp collection. What do you think? I thibk she hung up. LIKE AN HOUR AGO!

18 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

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19 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

The world would be a better place if spiders were in charge. SMACK! For starters, THERE WOULD BE LESS OF THIS!

20 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Say, if you're done with the paper... I'd like to read the comics. That was too obvious, wasn't it? Nice try, though.

21 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Got some news for you, cat. You HAVE to be nice to us now... We have a hostage! FIENDS!

22 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

(burp) Ah, what a great meal. You, had a big ol' juicy fly. Love those body fluids. Hey! I'm eating here!

23 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

COOKIES Chocolate chip A good scout is invaluable. On to the candy bowl.

24 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

* Don't you vets take some kind of OATH?!!

25 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

COOKIES WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP We're having some trust issues.

26 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Life is full of regrets, Garfield. How true. Do you have any regrets? Yes, I do. Maybe stealing food? Kicking Odie off the table? Squashing spiders? I never learned to type.

27 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

I've invented the pie-cake-pie! Mmm. Not bad, although it's not quite as good as the cake-pie-cake!

28 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

Oh, YUCK! There's a tooth in my soup! WE FOUND IT, SMILEY! I love happy endings.

29 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

I have no energy, Garfield. Maybe I should work out... Or take a nap. Come to the dark side, Jon.

30 May 2013
 


 
Garfield

You're easy to talk to, Liz. I could talk to you for hours. click Hello? It's not nice to threaten people, Jon.

31 May 2013
 




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