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Garfield

Pudding for everybody! Steaks on the house! A round of drinks for everyone! Well?

1 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

I love romance. I love fudge. You are a piece of work. Okay, your turn.

2 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Jon, you should plan for the future. I made you a list of goals. I don't see cowboy on here. That explains the hitching post out back.

3 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

I bet if I pull my big-eyes routine on Liz, I can get a snack out of her. She's good.

4 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Fascinating! I must be doing this wrong.

5 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Today we sent a cat into space. This served no scientific purpose... But there's one less cat on the planet! This does not bode well...

6 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Let the workout begin! I bought a set of weights. Arrrgh! I can't get them out of the car! Let the workout end!

7 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Jon is having thoughts. Deep thoughts. Do birds have fingers? Deep, disturbing thoughts.

8 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

I wish Liz were here. And you weren't. FOR ONCE, WE AGREE!

9 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

I know that accusing look. This can't be good. Forty-three goldfish?!! He found my diary!

10 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfieeeld... Oh, sure, blame the coach...uh, I mean cat.

11 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you'll never believe... What's that?! Excude me, I'm needed in surgery! I an NOT boring!

12 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Hello? Hello? Hello? At least once a week, Jon tries to make a phone call with the TV remote. Hello?

13 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Here comes the ice cream man. Just in time. Bill Brick wants a fudge bar.

14 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, Garfield, Garfield... That's my name. Don't wear it out. Have you no control?! Give me a subject. Did you enjoy the wax fruit?! Chewy, tasteless, yet satisfying.

15 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Liz is here, Garfield. She's helping me with my wardrobe. Do you smell smoke? Free at last!

16 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

You're in my chair. I'm sitting in cat hair! Let the punishment fit the crime!

17 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Ahhhhh Oh, all right! You can come in, too! But just ONE pool toy! -

18 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

It's so hot outside, you sweat just standing still! Finally, an exercise program for YOU. Except for that sweating part.

19 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Jon isn't going to be happy. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! The mice have been frolicking in his stamp collection. I'm Bolivia!

20 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Grab the string, Garfield! Only if it opens a trapdoor.

21 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the... Wait...before you even get started... You're fat. Where's my brick?

22 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

What are you thinking about, Garfield? Why don't they make tuna-flavored ice cream? Nothing romantic? You wouldn't LOVE that?!

23 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Liz is spending the week with her parents. Jon was very supportive. Then the car pulled away.

24 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

HUHHHHHHH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH CLAP -

25 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

It's time for the *bee-dee-dee-dee-dee* cat weather report. I'm not leaving the house, so the weather doesn't matter. This has been the *bee-dee-dee-dee-dee* cat weather report.

26 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

We should go for a drive, Garfield. A drive in the country. We can look at a cow! Medium or well done?

27 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Don't you wish you could do this? WHACK! SPLAT! Doesn't look safe. You got THAT right!

28 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

I joined a book club, Garfield! Soon my brain will expand! But then I won't be able to wear hats! And then I can't be a cowboy!!! Step away from the book, Tex.

29 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

MY ACCORDION IS MISSING! Oh, my. How tragic. Can you imagine anything more tragic than that, Garfield? No, nothing more tragic than that. Saaay...

30 August 2013
 


 
Garfield

Jump back! Who is this guy?! I'm a wild man! Didn't comb his hair.

31 August 2013
 




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