Pudding for everybody! - Steaks on the house! A round of drinks for everyone! - Well?
1 August 2013
I love romance. - I love fudge. - You are a piece of work. Okay, your turn.
2 August 2013
Jon, you should plan for the future. - I made you a list of goals. - I don't see cowboy on here. That explains the hitching post out back.
3 August 2013
- I bet if I pull my big-eyes routine on Liz, I can get a snack out of her. - - - - - She's good.
4 August 2013
- Fascinating! - I must be doing this wrong.
5 August 2013
Today we sent a cat into space. - This served no scientific purpose... - But there's one less cat on the planet! This does not bode well...
6 August 2013
Let the workout begin! - I bought a set of weights. - Arrrgh! I can't get them out of the car! Let the workout end!
7 August 2013
Jon is having thoughts. - Deep thoughts. - Do birds have fingers? Deep, disturbing thoughts.
8 August 2013
I wish Liz were here. - - And you weren't. FOR ONCE, WE AGREE!
9 August 2013
I know that accusing look. - This can't be good. - Forty-three goldfish?!! He found my diary!
10 August 2013
- - - - - - Garfieeeld... Oh, sure, blame the coach...uh, I mean cat.
11 August 2013
Garfield, you'll never believe... What's that?! - Excude me, I'm needed in surgery! - I an NOT boring!
12 August 2013
Hello? Hello? - Hello? - At least once a week, Jon tries to make a phone call with the TV remote. Hello?
13 August 2013
Here comes the ice cream man. - Just in time. - Bill Brick wants a fudge bar.
14 August 2013
Garfield, Garfield, Garfield... That's my name. Don't wear it out. - Have you no control?! Give me a subject. - Did you enjoy the wax fruit?! Chewy, tasteless, yet satisfying.
15 August 2013
Liz is here, Garfield. - She's helping me with my wardrobe. - Do you smell smoke? Free at last!
16 August 2013
- You're in my chair. - I'm sitting in cat hair! Let the punishment fit the crime!
17 August 2013
Ahhhhh - - - Oh, all right! You can come in, too! - But just ONE pool toy! - -
18 August 2013
It's so hot outside, you sweat just standing still! - - Finally, an exercise program for YOU. Except for that sweating part.
19 August 2013
Jon isn't going to be happy. - Woo hoo! Woo hoo! - The mice have been frolicking in his stamp collection. I'm Bolivia!
20 August 2013
- - Grab the string, Garfield! Only if it opens a trapdoor.
21 August 2013
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the... - Wait...before you even get started... - You're fat. Where's my brick?
22 August 2013
What are you thinking about, Garfield? - Why don't they make tuna-flavored ice cream? - Nothing romantic? You wouldn't LOVE that?!
23 August 2013
Liz is spending the week with her parents. - Jon was very supportive. - Then the car pulled away.
24 August 2013
- HUHHHHHHH - FUH FUH FUH FUH - FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH - FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH - CLAP -
25 August 2013
It's time for the *bee-dee-dee-dee-dee* cat weather report. - I'm not leaving the house, so the weather doesn't matter. - This has been the *bee-dee-dee-dee-dee* cat weather report.
26 August 2013
We should go for a drive, Garfield. - A drive in the country. - We can look at a cow! Medium or well done?
27 August 2013
Don't you wish you could do this? - WHACK! SPLAT! - Doesn't look safe. You got THAT right!
28 August 2013
I joined a book club, Garfield! Soon my brain will expand! - But then I won't be able to wear hats! - And then I can't be a cowboy!!! Step away from the book, Tex.
29 August 2013
MY ACCORDION IS MISSING! - Oh, my. How tragic. - Can you imagine anything more tragic than that, Garfield? No, nothing more tragic than that. Saaay...
30 August 2013
Jump back! Who is this guy?! - I'm a wild man! - Didn't comb his hair.
31 August 2013