Yeah, words are overrated. They just get in the way.
1 September 2013
I would appreciate a little respect. - - You're going to make fun of me when I leave the room, aren't you? Why wait?
2 September 2013
BURP! - Garfield, in the history of disgusting noises... - THAT is number one. I'd like to thank the academy.
3 September 2013
When I was young, Garfield... - My brother and I made our own excitement. - One toime we exchanged underwear. I believe that this qualifies as animal abuse.
4 September 2013
Mr. Arbuckle, here's my bill for cleaning your refrigerator. - Why so much? I lost two of my best men in there. No match for the meat loaf.
5 September 2013
Really, Liz, I love all animals. - - Even the fat, lazy, disgusting ones. I heard that.
6 September 2013
I feel like biting somebody! - Socks don't have teeth. - Then maybe I'll bunch up inside a shoe. That'll work.
7 September 2013
8 September 2013
STOP IT! HA! HA! HA! - HAW! HAW! HAW! STOP IT!! HEE HEE HEE! - Okay, I'm done tickling myself. Please pay the cable bill.
9 September 2013
Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity. - BONK! - Shortly before discovering the lawsuit!
10 September 2013
That was odd. - I was just hugged by a stranger. - It must be National Hug Day! Actually, it's National Check-Your-Wallet Day.
11 September 2013
Garfield, I'm setting a trap for the mice. - Three...two...one... - SNAP! YEOOW! Sound the allclear
12 September 2013
Clothes shopping is fun, isn't it, Garfield? - New pants brighten the day. - So cheer up. I hate my life.
13 September 2013
Liz and I are going dancing. - Oh, I forgot! - Cha-cha-cha! The woman's a saint.
14 September 2013
"arf"? Boy...you think you know someone...
15 September 2013
Garfield, let's take a moment to ponder life. - - My foot itches. I gues we're doing pondering.
16 September 2013
DANGER - BEWARE OF THE... - FINE PRINT! Okay, now I'm intimidated.
17 September 2013
Gee, what's this? An empty fish bowl? Feigned surprise. - Maybe they grew legs and ran away! Right into sarcasm. - You should stop eating my goldfish, Garfield! Now the crazy talk.
18 September 2013
Garfield, I'm missing out on life. - I don't have a witty circle of friends... - Who paint their bodies and head-butt each other... Too many sports commercials.
19 September 2013
What do you see in the future for us, Jon? - Dinner. - I mean after that. Dessert!
20 September 2013
Hip people don't follow trends, Garfield. - They create trends. - My shirt is tucked into my boxer shorts! I'm alerting the trend police.
21 September 2013
- slurp... - - BOOM! - What waa THAT?! - And where's Odie? - You mean the "Canine Cannonball"?
22 September 2013
I worry about the future, Garfield. - Life is so unpredictable. - What if I forget how to speak?! Don't try to cheer me up.
23 September 2013
Here's a picture form high school. - Look at the girls. - Remember when petticoats were in style? On what planet was that?
24 September 2013
Good evening, folks! - Tonight I would like to class up my act by singing opera. BOOO! - Or I could juggle puppies. YAY!
25 September 2013
I think it's time to clean the refrigerator. - Every time I open the door... - The music stops. I like the disco ball.
26 September 2013
Hi, Liz! - How'y my fuzzy wuzzy rubby bubby? - Okay, the nicknames need work. Rookie.
27 September 2013
There's a pea in my mashed potatoes! - Now the whole meal is ruined! - Sometimes it's too easy.
28 September 2013
- - - RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE RAKE - There! - I wonder where Garfield is? BOOT!
29 September 2013
Just look at this world, Garfield. I'm... - It's NOT a small world. Not... - You just make it seem that way! Fat.
30 September 2013