Siiigh - Well, there's a blizzard outside... Don't say it. - We're snowe din... Don't say it. - The cable TV has gone out... Don't say it. - And we're out of hot chocolate. Don't say it. - What ELSE can go wrong? - You said it.
- Let's make snow angels, Garfield! - C'mon! It'll be fun! - All you have to do is fall backward into the snow... - And then flap your arms to make the angel wings! - Watch me! - Coming up next, a local man is gored by his own lawn gnome.
Yep, I think it is... - I think it's about this time, Garfield... - Time for my annual dance to spring! - UNNNGHH...UFFFFFFF...EERRRRRGHHHHH... - HEEP! HOOP! HUP! - GUUUUUHHHHH GUH! GUH! GUH! - Well, nuts. Face it, the daisy days are gone.
I need a new hobby. Bottle cap collecting wasn't exciting enough for you? - Maybe I can take up bird watching! I can see the headline now... - Or identify different types of wood! "Local cat found bored to death near binoculars".
All we have is noodles, so we're having noodles tonight, Garfield. - The forks are dirty, but we can use these pencils like chopsticks. - And the napkins are still in the laundry, so... Will you please get married!
Once upon a time there was a house with a man, a dog, and a cat. - The man was thin, the dog was happy, and the cat was fat. - Then the cat ate my breakfast, and the dog chewed up my slippers this morning! This sounds familiar.
Are you going to lie there all day? That's the plan. - You won't get anything done like that. Also part of the plan. - You're going to disintegrate into a big pile of dust and just blown away! Someone's leaked the plan!
What a great night, huh, Garfield? - My aunt Walburga used to say the stars were tiny fairies who watch over us and bring us good luck. - Then she stepped right off the edge of the canyon. I'm going home now.
Hey, Garfield, remember aunt Frieda's egg salad from last Christmas? - And the apple cobbler from your birthday, next to the summer salad? - Oh, and there's a piece of mom and dad's wedding cake! Time to clean out the fridge.