Eat meeee. eeeeat me. Sigh... Jon, you've gotta help me. Eeeeat meeee. You're weakening, aren't you? Look, we agreed this wouldn't be easy...we BOTH have to be strong. Eeeeat meeee. DONUT BARN The heck with the resolution.Garcon, another dozen.
Siiigh Well, there's a blizzard outside... Don't say it. We're snowe din... Don't say it. The cable TV has gone out... Don't say it. And we're out of hot chocolate. Don't say it. What ELSE can go wrong? You said it.
Let's make snow angels, Garfield! C'mon! It'll be fun! All you have to do is fall backward into the snow... And then flap your arms to make the angel wings! Watch me! Coming up next, a local man is gored by his own lawn gnome.
Yep, I think it is... I think it's about this time, Garfield... Time for my annual dance to spring! UNNNGHH...UFFFFFFF...EERRRRRGHHHHH... HEEP! HOOP! HUP! GUUUUUHHHHH GUH! GUH! GUH! Well, nuts. Face it, the daisy days are gone.
Sigh... I've got this long list of things to do, Garfield... And all I REALLY want to do is take a long nap on the couch. But how can I do that without feeling massive guilt?! Teache me your ways, o master. Come to the sloth side,young Arbuckle.
I need a new hobby. Bottle cap collecting wasn't exciting enough for you? Maybe I can take up bird watching! I can see the headline now... Or identify different types of wood! "Local cat found bored to death near binoculars".
All we have is noodles, so we're having noodles tonight, Garfield. The forks are dirty, but we can use these pencils like chopsticks. And the napkins are still in the laundry, so... Will you please get married!
Once upon a time there was a house with a man, a dog, and a cat. The man was thin, the dog was happy, and the cat was fat. Then the cat ate my breakfast, and the dog chewed up my slippers this morning! This sounds familiar.
Are you going to lie there all day? That's the plan. You won't get anything done like that. Also part of the plan. You're going to disintegrate into a big pile of dust and just blown away! Someone's leaked the plan!
What a great night, huh, Garfield? My aunt Walburga used to say the stars were tiny fairies who watch over us and bring us good luck. Then she stepped right off the edge of the canyon. I'm going home now.
Hi, my name's Finn! What's your name? I just moved in today! Is this a nice place? Do you like it here? It looks like we're going to be roomies! I hope you don't snore, or like loud music... He just might be too stupid to eat. Youdon't talk much, do you?
Hey, Garfield, remember aunt Frieda's egg salad from last Christmas? And the apple cobbler from your birthday, next to the summer salad? Oh, and there's a piece of mom and dad's wedding cake! Time to clean out the fridge.
I wish I could just lie there doing nothing like you, Garfield. Look at me...I'm a lazy cat! I don't move for hours at a time... Staring off into space... Totally useless. -Well, I guess I'll go eat my lunch. That's what you (burp)think.