We all have our faults, Garfield. However, some may have more faults than others. Waaaay more. Is this leading to a compliment?
1 January 2014
What if the world explodes? What if these are my final moments? And I'm spending them with a cat?! If there were a button, I'd push it.
2 January 2014
You sure are good-looking. Yes, I am! Garfield... Psst, it would be wise to say something nice to Liz, as well.
3 January 2014
I like to avoid learning something new every day. Here's something interesting. Whoa! Whew! That was close!
4 January 2014
Eat meeee. eeeeat me. Sigh... Jon, you've gotta help me. Eeeeat meeee. You're weakening, aren't you? Look, we agreed this wouldn't be easy...we BOTH have to be strong. Eeeeat meeee. DONUT BARN The heck with the resolution.Garcon, another dozen.
5 January 2014
I burned the toast... On purpose! Another hostile monday morning.
6 January 2014
Did you see my list of ways to keep the house cleaner? Yes, I did, Jon. And I wiped my feet on it.
7 January 2014
Why do dogs dig holes? A primal search for food? Or stashing their comic book collections?
8 January 2014
WHEEE! WHEEEE!! Told you! I still say waxing the floor is no fun.
9 January 2014
Jon's listening to a recording. I made it myself. I call it "Claws on a Blackboard".
10 January 2014
I'm turning into a cat! Wait. NO, I'm not. I'm just covered with your disgusting cat hair. What a disappointment.
11 January 2014
Jon, look out the window... Sigh...isn't that romantic? Z Z
12 January 2014
Welcome to my world. Let me show you around. Come back soon.
13 January 2014
My high school chums. Where are they now? What are they doing now? Probably not showing photos to their cats.
14 January 2014
AROOOOOOO All right! I'll fill your dish! AROOOOOOO
15 January 2014
I'm filled with energy today! Or, as I refer to it... Beint too lazy to be lazy.
16 January 2014
Liz, I am a man of principle. I live by one simple rule. Never stick your tongue in a toaster. We live learn.
17 January 2014
When you eat healthy, you feel healthy. I just ate a donut. Which is WAAAAY better than feeling healthy.
18 January 2014
Hmmmmm Here's a crazy theory, Garfield. "Cats may be invaders from another planet". I don't think so. You're too lazy to make the trip. And you'd never escape gravity. Certainly not from the planet Fatso. Where is my disintegratorgun when I need
19 January 2014
I wonder how far I can walk... We may never know.
20 January 2014
No tummy rub! Then why do you exist?
21 January 2014
BEWARE OF DOG If you please. Thank you.
22 January 2014
Garfield, I feel unloved. Thanks. A teddy bear's work is never done.
23 January 2014
Liz and I are going clothes shopping. When I get back... I'll be hip! Sooo...how many years will you be gone?
24 January 2014
I am a mighty hunter. I prey on the weak and defenseless. Make me a cheeseburger!
25 January 2014
It's called a SELFIE, guys.
26 January 2014
There's never a dull moment around here. There are, however, dull years.
27 January 2014
LIPS! Here we go. LIPS! Same thing every morning.. I CAN't FEEL MY LIPS! Let the coffee cool, Jon.
28 January 2014
Some dogs work for a living. SLAP! Yes, there are dogs even dumber than you.
29 January 2014
30 January 2014
Well, Liz, I think men are superior to women. Well, for one, we're more mature. Hey, leave my bunny slippers out of this! Wait till she meets Mr. Blankey.
31 January 2014