We all have our faults, Garfield. - However, some may have more faults than others. - Waaaay more. Is this leading to a compliment?
1 January 2014
What if the world explodes? - What if these are my final moments? - And I'm spending them with a cat?! If there were a button, I'd push it.
2 January 2014
You sure are good-looking. - Yes, I am! - Garfield... Psst, it would be wise to say something nice to Liz, as well.
3 January 2014
I like to avoid learning something new every day. - Here's something interesting. Whoa! - Whew! That was close!
4 January 2014
Garcon, another dozen.
5 January 2014
I burned the toast... - On purpose! - Another hostile monday morning.
6 January 2014
Did you see my list of ways to keep the house cleaner? - Yes, I did, Jon. - And I wiped my feet on it.
7 January 2014
Why do dogs dig holes? - A primal search for food? - Or stashing their comic book collections?
8 January 2014
WHEEE! - WHEEEE!! - Told you! I still say waxing the floor is no fun.
9 January 2014
Jon's listening to a recording. - I made it myself. - I call it "Claws on a Blackboard".
10 January 2014
I'm turning into a cat! - Wait. NO, I'm not. I'm just covered with your disgusting cat hair. - What a disappointment.
11 January 2014
- - Jon, look out the window... - - Sigh...isn't that romantic? - Z - Z
12 January 2014
Welcome to my world. Let me show you around. - - Come back soon.
13 January 2014
My high school chums. - Where are they now? - What are they doing now? Probably not showing photos to their cats.
14 January 2014
AROOOOOOO - All right! I'll fill your dish! - AROOOOOOO
15 January 2014
I'm filled with energy today! - Or, as I refer to it... - Beint too lazy to be lazy.
16 January 2014
Liz, I am a man of principle. - I live by one simple rule. - Never stick your tongue in a toaster. We live learn.
17 January 2014
When you eat healthy, you feel healthy. - I just ate a donut. - Which is WAAAAY better than feeling healthy.
18 January 2014
gun when I need it?
19 January 2014
I wonder how far I can walk... - - We may never know.
20 January 2014
- - No tummy rub! Then why do you exist?
21 January 2014
BEWARE OF DOG - - If you please. Thank you.
22 January 2014
Garfield, I feel unloved. - - Thanks. A teddy bear's work is never done.
23 January 2014
Liz and I are going clothes shopping. - When I get back... - I'll be hip! Sooo...how many years will you be gone?
24 January 2014
I am a mighty hunter. - I prey on the weak and defenseless. - Make me a cheeseburger!
25 January 2014
- - - - - - It's called a SELFIE, guys.
26 January 2014
There's never a dull moment around here. - - There are, however, dull years.
27 January 2014
LIPS! Here we go. - LIPS! Same thing every morning.. - I CAN't FEEL MY LIPS! Let the coffee cool, Jon.
28 January 2014
Some dogs work for a living. - SLAP! - Yes, there are dogs even dumber than you.
29 January 2014
30 January 2014
Well, Liz, I think men are superior to women. - Well, for one, we're more mature. - Hey, leave my bunny slippers out of this! Wait till she meets Mr. Blankey.
31 January 2014