Uh-oh! I'm going to make a run for it! There seems to be a teensy flaw in that plan.
1 October 2014
Just as a thought! The life span of a goldfish is seven years. Not two minutes! It was a rich and full life.
2 October 2014
I remember a happy fishbowl. I remember a frisky little fish Where have all the memories gone? Is this a country song?
3 October 2014
Hey, Garfield, remember aunt Frieda's egg salad from last Christmas? And the apple cobbler from your birthday, next to the summer salad? Oh, and there's a piece of mom and dad's wedding cake! Time to clean out the fridge.
4 October 2014
GARFIELD How cute...Garfield is posting photos of his dinners. GARFIELD GARF Saaay, that looks like mine. Burp
5 October 2014
YAWN! Can you try to be a little more personable? Yes, I can. If you can be a little less dull.
6 October 2014
How was your food? Forgettable. Mind refreshing my memory?
7 October 2014
BEWARE OF THE HIDDEN DOG You don't look very well-hidden. I'm not. I'm also not the one to beware of.
8 October 2014
Garfield, I want to watch TV. Let go of the remote. You can do this. Could we have a moment alone first?
9 October 2014
Someday I'd like to visit the moon. But you don't have to pack my things just yet!
10 October 2014
Garfield acts much nicer when you're here, Liz. Really? Are you leaving soon?
11 October 2014
I LOVE your work!
12 October 2014
Garfield, these are the good old days. I'm going back to bed. Already there.
13 October 2014
Run for your lives! And bring me back a meatball sandwich!
14 October 2014
FREE PUPPIES Still overpriced.
15 October 2014
Jon went to the dentist. I can always tell. There's a subtle change in his dining habits.
16 October 2014
If you could live in another time, when would it be, Garfield? Hmmm I'd have to go with this morning, when we had donuts.
17 October 2014
Z MMMPH! And happy dreams to you, too, Jon.
18 October 2014
** We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin. Authorities are reporting what appears to be a freak gardening accident. We have a reporter at the scene now..Stu, what can you tell us? Well, Laryy, it seems that a localman has his head stuck
19 October 2014
I'm very sure of myself. Sort of. Kind of...maybe...unless somebody's against it. Just stop talking.
20 October 2014
Don't hit me. Or kick me. Or scratch me. No problem. Or bite me. OH, COME ON!
21 October 2014
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Lies! All lies! Except for the fifth "Yip".
22 October 2014
claw claw claw Stop clawing the couch, Garfield! claw claw claw Stop clawing the curtains, Garfield! claw claw claw I DIN'T MEAN GO BACK TO THE COUCH!!!
23 October 2014
My lips are chapped! Now I can't kiss Liz! Great news!
24 October 2014
Garfield, there's an old saying... "A lazy cat gathers no donuts". That's why you are here to serve me.
25 October 2014
I wish I could just lie there doing nothing like you, Garfield. Look at me...I'm a lazy cat! I don't move for hours at a time... Staring off into space... Totally useless. -Well, I guess I'll go eat my lunch. That's what you (burp)think.
26 October 2014
A ghost! I'm not a ghost, I'm a talking sheet. And your little friend? Oh, he's a talking pillow-case. Hi! Channel changer, do your thing.
27 October 2014
The monster! It's alive! Yawn! Got any of those cheese crackers? Sounds like something I wrote.
28 October 2014
When the moon is full, I turn into a wolf! Then I can scratch the back of my head with my foot. Ooooo! That feels good! scritch scritch scritch THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCARY MOVIE, YOU KNOW!
29 October 2014
Welcome to "Cat Channel Cinema". Tonight's film, "The Day The Can Opener Died". How was the movie last night? It was a weeper.
30 October 2014
Garfield, there's a creepy noise in my closet! Maybe it's a monster! Not to worry. What should we do? Your wardrobe will kill it.
31 October 2014