Uh-oh! I'm going to make a run for it! - - There seems to be a teensy flaw in that plan.
1 October 2014
Just as a thought! - The life span of a goldfish is seven years. - Not two minutes! It was a rich and full life.
2 October 2014
I remember a happy fishbowl. - I remember a frisky little fish - Where have all the memories gone? Is this a country song?
3 October 2014
Hey, Garfield, remember aunt Frieda's egg salad from last Christmas? - And the apple cobbler from your birthday, next to the summer salad? - Oh, and there's a piece of mom and dad's wedding cake! Time to clean out the fridge.
4 October 2014
- GARFIELD - How cute...Garfield is posting photos of his dinners. - GARFIELD - GARF - - Saaay, that looks like mine. Burp
5 October 2014
YAWN! - Can you try to be a little more personable? Yes, I can. - If you can be a little less dull.
6 October 2014
How was your food? Forgettable. - - Mind refreshing my memory?
7 October 2014
BEWARE OF THE HIDDEN DOG - You don't look very well-hidden. I'm not. - I'm also not the one to beware of.
8 October 2014
Garfield, I want to watch TV. - Let go of the remote. - You can do this. Could we have a moment alone first?
9 October 2014
Someday I'd like to visit the moon. - - But you don't have to pack my things just yet!
10 October 2014
Garfield acts much nicer when you're here, Liz. - - Really? Are you leaving soon?
11 October 2014
- - - - - - I LOVE your work!
12 October 2014
Garfield, these are the good old days. - - I'm going back to bed. Already there.
13 October 2014
Run for your lives! - - And bring me back a meatball sandwich!
14 October 2014
FREE PUPPIES - - Still overpriced.
15 October 2014
Jon went to the dentist. - I can always tell. - There's a subtle change in his dining habits.
16 October 2014
If you could live in another time, when would it be, Garfield? - Hmmm - I'd have to go with this morning, when we had donuts.
17 October 2014
Z - - MMMPH! And happy dreams to you, too, Jon.
18 October 2014
** - We interrupt this program to bring you a special bulletin. - Authorities are reporting what appears to be a freak gardening accident. - We have a reporter at the scene now..Stu, what can you tell us? - Well, Laryy, it seems that a local
19 October 2014
I'm very sure of myself. - Sort of. - Kind of...maybe...unless somebody's against it. Just stop talking.
20 October 2014
Don't hit me. Or kick me. Or scratch me. - No problem. - Or bite me. OH, COME ON!
21 October 2014
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Lies! All lies! - Except for the fifth "Yip".
22 October 2014
claw claw claw Stop clawing the couch, Garfield! - claw claw claw Stop clawing the curtains, Garfield! - claw claw claw I DIN'T MEAN GO BACK TO THE COUCH!!!
23 October 2014
My lips are chapped! - Now I can't kiss Liz! - Great news!
24 October 2014
- Garfield, there's an old saying... - "A lazy cat gathers no donuts". That's why you are here to serve me.
25 October 2014
- I wish I could just lie there doing nothing like you, Garfield. - Look at me...I'm a lazy cat! - I don't move for hours at a time... - Staring off into space... - Totally useless. -Well, I guess I'll go eat my lunch. That's what you (burp)
26 October 2014
A ghost! - I'm not a ghost, I'm a talking sheet. - And your little friend? Oh, he's a talking pillow-case. Hi! Channel changer, do your thing.
27 October 2014
The monster! It's alive! - Yawn! - Got any of those cheese crackers? - Sounds like something I wrote.
28 October 2014
When the moon is full, I turn into a wolf! - Then I can scratch the back of my head with my foot. - Ooooo! That feels good! scritch scritch scritch THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCARY MOVIE, YOU KNOW!
29 October 2014
Welcome to "Cat Channel Cinema". - Tonight's film, "The Day The Can Opener Died". - How was the movie last night? It was a weeper.
30 October 2014
Garfield, there's a creepy noise in my closet! - Maybe it's a monster! Not to worry. - What should we do? Your wardrobe will kill it.
31 October 2014